#I’m gobsmacked

[robohintz]

Y’all…

#I’m gobsmacked #I know he wants this day to just be over omg #glad he’s ok #carlos sainz #italian gp 2023 #formula 1

[aconflagrationofmyown]

Because we all miss Captain Presley, a book cover in his favor (bc AWM should really be a novel ❤️)

Ummm, you’re telling me that this masterpiece has languished in my inbox all this time? The crime of it! Bri, bri, bri, I cannot- this is waaaay too pretty and stokes my ego a little too much.

Off I go to write that man actually getting dressed for the day and doing something besides Rosey

#love notes #gifts #I’m gobsmacked #elvis fanfiction #regarding captain Presley

[neon-d0rk]

🚨BOTH REDBULLS OUT OF Q2!!! I REPEAT BOTH REDBULLS OUT OF Q2!!!!🚨

#I’m gobsmacked #f1 #formula one #singapore gp 2023

[loser-user-noaccuser]

I just discovered how (hopefully just some) Americans pronounce the name Thalia and i am disgusted

#the th isn’t pronounced like fa #its a silent h people #it’s pronounced talia #i’m gobsmacked

[dr-lizortecho]

literally had a guy not so subtly imply I wa saying about being American cause I have a weird ass voice and he apparently vista Europe a lot and I sound Dutch… like bruh- why would I lie about having a dumb origin story? yeah, I was born thirty minutes away and have never left the country :/

#anyways #I’m gobsmacked

[awek-s-archived]

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING MOVIE

#I’m gobsmacked #I’m a actually completely fucking #I am speechless #go watch knock at the cabin NOW #aweks.txt

[pharoespyramid]

what alternate dimension are we in where perisic scores

#i’m gobsmacked #spurs #tottenham hotspur #coys

[nani-nonny]

I was in the mood for something specific but my search results are miniscule

*cracks knuckles*

Fine, I’ll do it myself.

I won’t post it, but now my priorities are elsewhere lol

#nonny nonsense #oh dear gods the formatting for one of the fics #it hurts trying to understand… #my pet peeve is when people use anything but quotations for speaking in writing #and the rest are incomplete… with the most recent fic to last update June 2023 #I’m gobsmacked #flabbergasted even #I’ll give them all a chance because I don’t want to write it myself with all these other fics I want to write first #I just want to read… why am I dragging myself down another abyss #/j

[luvmoonie]

someone tell me why shein is trying to sell anal plugs under the guise of ‘decor’

#i’m gobsmacked #speechless #just #WHAT

[dvnc4nv]

I just saw someone say “please stop they are not gay you fuckers” under a hannigram post.

DID WE WATCH THE SAME SHOW? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

#I’m baffled in awe shocked gobsmacked bewildered offended and pissed off #like did you not pay attention to the show #nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter

[chirpsythismorning]

I’m gonna be right there beside milevens cheering if there is leaks about casting for a young male teen, presumed by fans to be Will’s love interest, but for different reasons 😅

#byler #reasons = jealous mike #+ #will experiencing mutual attraction with a boy outside of mike #but mostly the gay angst 🤷‍♀️ #like i know some fans panic about that sort of thing #but it honestly does not make me feel an oz of concern whatsoever #just the irony of mike finally facing his feelings for will being gobsmacked with a boy showing interest in will #that’s just teen drama 101 #it’s a right of passage for slow burn on mikes end #not to mention #it’s gonna be hilarious seeing milevens take this as evidence against byler #that might actually be the best part #bc I feel like a lot of them are experiencing some major doubts compared to pre s4 #but a leak like that would probably dissipate their doubts #and witnessing that righteousness in real time and the aftermath of it… #priceless #and hey I’m not expecting this person to get a big role bc there’s just no time for that #a few scenes TOPS #IF it even happens bc they said we’re not getting new characters #all I’m saying is #im sat

[phatcatphergus]

Why the fuck am I hearing that Tubbo hasn’t even been NOMINATED for a fucking award when he’s played that goddamn server every fucking day and has always given the admins the up most respect and even let shit slide in his lore and overall experience that would have sent me to jail.

What the fuck

#genuinely I’m gobsmacked #I’m getting all of this like second hand bc I can’t watch but what #tubbo #qsmp #qsmp awards #qsmp neg #discourse

[moonshynecybin]

article here from 2023, vid here from 2021.

#is marc quoting that video. i swear to god. #motogp #callie speaks #rosquez #i’m gobsmacked lmao

[kiirotoao]

I’m not a dreamer, but damn, if I don’t dream about Byer’s future, I am nothing.

I dream about Will one day saying, “kiss me” to an already smitten Mike. Him confidently knowing that he is loved and being unafraid to ask for outward affection and Mike returning it. I dream of Mike biking home from work every day and announcing, “I’m home” just so Will can hear him. Will smiles tiredly as he greets him in the kitchen, and Mike can’t help but smile right back as they talk into the endless night. I dream of the pair owning a condo, a flat, maybe even a home, all on their own and calling each other over to come cuddle. I dream of them getting a cat and naming them Yoda. I dream of them getting engaged. I dream of them renewing their vows in that safe haven.

I don’t even think this far into my own future. I’d say to send help, but I can’t stop enjoying these dreams. There’s nothing to save me from. They are my happy place right now.

#byler #byler brainrot #byler headcanons #them your honor #I looked back at my first byler fic and was absolutely gobsmacked that I wrote it in 2022 #the year went by so fast because of this mystic small town show #an adage #and ode #an ‘oh god what is wrong with me’ #I’m too far gone

[communistkenobi]

trying to get into the headspace of someone who would write a scene where Kirk asks Spock to give him a back massage and not even consider that that might be read as kinda gay

#like ok this is the 60s. in the US. not good sex politics #but there is a level of open male affection in this television show that would be read as straightforwardly gay now #I’m enjoying it but also kind of gobsmacked . you guys were not joking about k/s #star trek lb

[dragon-phoenix-along]

Found out yesterday some people don’t know what blood types are,

Rb with your blood type to restore my faith in humanity

#dragons dictation #I was fucking GOBSMACKED #rb pls #I’m so desperate to know I’m not weird for knowing about this #please #blood types #I’m A+ btw #if anyone wants to know #[winking at my partner with the red eyes]