#ILLEGAL to separate

[sin-scribbles]

DO NOT SEPARATE!!!!!

#rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rottmnt #rottmnt icon #screenshot redraw #turtle tots #rise leo #rise raph #rise donnie #rise mikey #leonardo hamato #raphael hamato #donatello hamato #michelangelo hamato #I've posted them separately as well but I noticed my grave mistake #they are a set #ILLEGAL to separate #*kisses each and every one of their bald little heads* #unpause rottmnt #artists on tumblr

[dykeinthedark]

doing this thing i call "reading every class high school lit book i missed out on" partially because as an english minor i feel like a lot of ppl in my english lectures have already read these books in higschool partially because high school english classes suck balls and i think the way they taught kids to read books was lame and dumb as hell and killed love for reading and i think some of these books they make kids read should never be experienced in a classroom setting

#the horror on my face when i talk to someone and they read catcher in the rye at an age below 16.... that should be a punishable offence #actually teaching catcher in the rye should be illegal. u are meant to experience that on ur own. that shit is between u and god. #the reason why i'm a separate peaceposting rn is because i see the homosexuality and analyze it for fun instead of being bored #if i had to read it in school i'd probably enjoy it less. imagine being quizzed on it. imagine having the themes spilled out for you. gross #if i got reading comprehension quizzed on any book i like i think i would kill myself in front of everyone forever #THAT'S JUST NOT HOW IT WORKS. AND WHY DO COLLEGES UNDERSTAND THIS BUT HIGHSCHOOLS DON'T #LIKE A 16-17 YEAR OLD HIGHSCHOOLER DOES NOT NEED TO BE READING QUIZZED LIKE 18-19 YEAR OLDS DON'T OKAY

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

These motherfu-

there are no peas in ba sing se

#no ik i saw that and nearly slammed my face down on my desk #ARE YOU FR RIGHT NOW??? SAY SIKE. SAY SIKE RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT- #its like the fuckin. the meme #'post some pins and nobody cares. post some pins on a plate of peas and everyone loses their minds-' #THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHERRRRRR #THE INSTRUCTIONS EXPLICITLY SAID TO KEEP THEM SEPARATE??? ILLEGAL! #that being said.... :]c #surely this has no implications and is all for Jests and Teehees #rambles from the bog

[shvroyism]

They need to be one of those acting duos that always star on projects together

#separating them feels illegal to me #succession #shiv roy #roman roy #sarah snook #kieran culkin

[dragonpyre]

Shout out to my ex-uncle for attempting to commit perjury so he could marry his mistress faster because her priest wouldn't agree to marry them since he ex-uncle was still married

Also shout out to my dad for being a divorce fraud investigator and threatening to sue his ass if he tried

#in the state he lives in you have to be separated for a year and a day before you can get a no fault divorce #he wanted to get married NOW though and asked my aunt if she would lie to the court and say they separated earlier #or he was just gonna lie to them himself idk #anyway that's uuuuuuuuh super illegal #also fucking WILD that a MISTRESS had the gall to ask her priest is she could marry my ex-uncle WHILE HE WAS STILL MARRIED #isn't that like a sin or smth? #idk i stopped going to church

[gmaybe666]

people having byler doubts maybe need to rewatch the show just saying <3

#you've forgotten the ancient texts you've forgotten the blue and yellow the purposeful story arc and narrative choices! #go back go back!!!! #like ur listening to David harbour?!?!? why?!?! I don't trust the cast's word except like finn .. #no offence <3 #byler #with the whole noah [and Brett g] thing: I am doing separation of art from artist and plan to watch st illegally #im still a bylerhead. im here for the character

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Okay now I'm curious about your TMA/Gravity Falls crossover. Is it like the cast of TMA get a cartoony summer adventure or is it like the cast of Gravity Falls have to deal with The Horrors? Or is it something else?

See this fic enchants me because it’s sort of both. One of the Rules of the fic is that the characters absolutely must maintain the conventions of their genre. So it’s the TMA universe and all of its grimdark cosmic horror grappling with the metaphysically displaced Mystery Twins, who operate on cartoon logic.

So it’s a lot of:

Elias: As you can see, you are all quite trapped. Under the contract, you cannot quit and you cannot kill me, so I suggest you all--

Mabel and Dipper: *exchange a look*

Dipper, stonefaced: *shrinks him with the size changing gem*

Mabel: *picks him up by his blazer and puts him in a jar*

The TMA crew: *staring*

Dipper, clapping once: so that's him handled.

Tim, completely broken, having to sit down: what

Dipper: I mean he can't do his evil machinations when he's like two inches tall in a jar and he's not going to die either so--oh uh Mabel? You put holes in that jar right?

Mabel, already going through Elias’s wallet and pocketing the cash: I can't be expected to think of everything Dipper

Dipper: I'm sure he's fine there, there was some air to start with and--we'll add holes. We'll add some holes

#Mabel and dipper have to grapple with the horrors but the horrors have to grapple with them #it’s Mabel and Dipper stuck in the TMA universe with Jon—who panicked—as their fake dad #look in his defense he was half mad with paranoia and had no legal explanation as to how he suddenly had kids past ‘uhhh I was a teen dad.’ #‘the adoption was open. they’re visiting.’ #Elias spends the entire time absolutely vibrating with frustration because those are not his fucking kids and they’re causing him so much #fucking trouble. but everyone chalks his skepticism up to racism because dipper and Mabel look white and Jon doesn’t #meanwhile Stan and ford are trying to illegally universe hop to save the kids #Gerry Keay is there because he fell in with ford when he accidentally hopped into the TMA universe years back #they were fake dad and son and ford took him with him when he finally escaped #they got separated when he needed to get cancer treatment #ford left him in a utopia and it was just. too perfect. Gerry just wants a world that’s a normal amount of fucked up. he’s chewing the walls #of this place. the alternative music scene is nonexistent because there’s nothing to rebel against. he can’t live like this. its too perfect #ford recruits him to help save the kids with the promise of a world that was a semi normal amount of fucked

[captain-astors]

furuta 25 or hidekane 15 (do you draw them?) for artist asks <3

Put yourself together. (25: Panic)

#I love the semi-canon fact that whenever things stop going his way he just FLOUNDERS. #Also I'm fine drawing any ship as long as it's not illegal or uncomfortable #so I'll do that in a separate post when I get around to drawing it. #my art #tokyo ghoul #furuta nimura #nimura furuta #tg:re #body horror

[bothzangetsus]

while I'm on here I think the reason "put Ichigo in soul society" bores me as an ending is because it's too damn convenient. There are humans in this world currently with natures that conflict with society, with ambitions too big for their power, and I'm just infinitely more interested in a story either letting me see someone navigate that or use the rules of the world to surpass rather than abandon it.

#ive logged in for like 4 days straight who is she #i want people to dream bigger! #destroy the soul separation so even normal humans can get abilities #make him open an illegal fighting ring to get his violent urges out #copy yhwach power and write quincy/reishi manipulation things onto everyone's soul #hell. throw him in fucking hueco mundo #i dont know! i dont care! anything but the easy way out please #this is very general & about headcanons and discord discussions etc etc not about a specific fanwork #to be clear

[micamicster]

Country Boy Adam Parrish

I am a man of constant sorrow, I’ve seen trouble all my days

Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford / Lubbock or Leave It - The Chicks / I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow - O Brother Where Art Thou Soundtrack / Born to Run - Emmylou Harris / I’m in a Hurry (And Don’t Know Why) - Alabama / I’m No Stranger to the Rain - Josh Turner (cover) / Adam Raised a Cain - Bruce Springsteen / Hello Walls - Willie Nelson (cover) / Passionate Kisses - Lucinda Williams / I’m so Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams / I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen / Keep Me From Blowing Away - Linda Ronstadt / Fast Train - Solomon Burke / Desperado - Linda Ronstadt (cover) / Love Is a Wild Thing - Kacey Musgraves / Like the Rain - Clint Black / Look Heart, No Hands - Randy Travis / A Thing Called Love - Johnny Cash / When You Say Nothing at All - Keith Whitley / You Can Close Your Eyes - Linda Ronstadt / Carrying Your Love With Me - George Strait / Gentle on My Mind - Glen Campbell / I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash / In Spite of Ourselves - John Prine and Iris DeMent / Bird on Wire - Willie Nelson (cover)

Country Boy Ronan Lynch

I’m not big on social graces, oh I got friends in low places

If I Had a Boat - Lyle Lovett / Will the Circle Be Unbroken - Randy Travis (cover) / After the Gold Rush - Trio (cover) / Racing in the Streets - Emmylou Harris (cover) / The Seeker - Dolly Parton / I’m the Only Hell (Mama Ever Raised) - Johnny Paycheck / Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks / Sunday Morning Coming Down - Johnny Cash / My Father’s House - Emmylou Harris (cover) / Whiskey River - Willie Nelson / Killin’ Time - Clint Black / Burn Me Down - Marty Stuart / Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash / Blue Moon - Elvis (cover) / Sweet Dreams (Of You) - Patsy Cline / I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen / Country Radio - Indigo Girls / Family is Family - Kacey Musgraves / Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers / Walk Through this World With Me - George Jones / Fishing In the Dark - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band / Blue Kentucky Girl - Loretta Lynn / You Belong to Me - Patsy Cline / Bird on Wire - Willie Nelson (cover) / Annie’s Song - John Denver

This isn’t sequel trilogy compliant simply because I have not finished those yet. As always this playlist, while not definitive, is 100% Correct. Source: my family is from the Shenandoah Valley

#the raven cycle #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #pynch #shout out to the definitely not henrietta small virginia town my mom grew up in! #maggie owes me royalties for namedropping mennonites in her ya romance that did take me tf out #i could probably have made these like twice as long but instead i tried to exercise something called 'restraint' #but if you would like more. i can easily provide #It skews oldschool and also has a disproportionate amount of Bruce Springsteen (it's me) #i think its actually illegal for me to make a playlist without brucie on it #thank you to BOSSTIMEDOTNET for uploading thee definitive adam parrish version of im on fire!!! #a lot of these songs could work for both characters but i did my best here to make two separate playlists haha #playlists

[thekidsare-not-alright]

I wish all subscription streaming services a very die

#looking at you [every single one] #I JUST WANT MY FALL OUT BOYS. #i can pirate everything else ok. just. gimme my boys #those are my DADS it should be ILLEGAL to separate me from them. :(

[valentinesparda]

come on baby, don't fear the reaper

[ insert (on the left) uses they/them pronouns only ]

#SETZERRRR!!!! noon & setzer are cute they will be ff6s second most awkward couple dancing around the subject (the first being celes & locke) #theyre besties. they hate eachother. theyve been married illegally for 4 years. theyre divorced. they would kill eachother. theyre kissing #dont fear the reaper accidentally became their theme once i finished the game and now i cant separate them. #si: noon #otp: don't be afraid #my art

[vhstown]

it's 12:30 am and i am thinking about water smiling like an idiot it's charged but only slightly isn't that silly and the ball and stick model with out the sticks looks really funny and surface tension and big scary ocean with flapping animals in it and I water cooking so cool so

#vee chats #not atsv related #isn't it so silly how it's called hydrogen bonding but it's not actually a type of bonding it's an intermolecular force #did you know dissolving is actually just the ions in a compound becoming attracted to the different charges in water and separating #guys civilian firearm possession may be illegal in the UK but

[peacefullyraging]

#palestine #gaza #free palestine #free gaza #isreal #iof #culture #illegal really occupation #apartheid #Palestinians forced to use separate roads #checkpoints to keep Palestinians out of Jerusalem

[formerlyanon]

How the actual fuck does flight rising keep getting worse and worse about every single policy they enact

#i shouldnt have to make a separate zendesk account to submit a support ticket #like. thats not me being salty. thats me having years of zendesk experience. #and this is the only way to report illegal shit going on because the forums dont have those as report options #like ok cool way to create user roadblocks to prevent actually having tickets come in to be actioned

[marisatomay]

[submitted by @herasrebellion] Logged onto my local animal shelter’s site this morning to find Them…a bonded pair

#ILLEGAL to separate them 🔫👀