WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!
"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."
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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA
still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )
au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!
the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.
unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?
meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?
that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!
... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.
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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)
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I’M HOSTING MY FIRST EVER MAP with @dawnanimationsyt, as well as with the help of @trashiiplant and @tomfoooleryy (thank you guys so much for the assistance <3)
It’s an anything unscripted iterator map that can be your own OCs or canon, and doesn’t necessarily have to be shipping :) Overall, it’s just going to be a map with a very comfy vibe! If you would just like to spectate, feel free to as well — discord is open to all!
It premieres at 11:00 AM EST on Sunday!! I look forward to seeing all of you :)
In the meantime, here’s the discord server if you’d like to hang out with us:
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never ask ur blue adoptive father what to do for a date
The answer will always be running
propaganda for the @sonic-fankid-showdown
echo is by @a-crow-with-a-pen
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Mo guan shan brought He tian home and kissed him. He pulled He tian to his bedroom and kissed him. He held He Tian's hand first, and got him close to him. He put himself against the wall. And even nervous and he was the one who wanted to be physically close to He tian.
He pulled he tian by the neck
And kissed him
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Hello. its me mk back again
mcsm autism is back haunting me again HHHHH
anyways heres female and male jesse together drawn as kitty cats bcuz i can ALSO I HC THEM AS TWIN SIBLINFS AND U CANNOOOOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. GOODBYE.
Female jesse (left) Male jesse [ who i call JJ ] (Right)
THIS IS A WIP FOR A DOODLE IM COLORING SO I WILL POST IT ONCE FINISHED. geheheheh
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saw 5sos on saturday with my mom
mom seeing me doodle calum in my sketchbook in the line, cuts herself off mid sentence to yell: hes BALD???
me after the show: see he looks good with the shaved head! he makes it work!!
mom: yeah i guess he doesnt look bad
me: he looks older but also still has the chubby cheeks lol
mom: they all look older.. u said theyre around your age? impossible.. ashton isnt even 30??? i thought you said he was the oldest. they look older than last year— well except michael. he will always look the same
me: luke also looks pretty much the same as last year tho?
mom: yeah he already looked old. he’s been looking old since he was a kid i think, with his eye bags [vine boom sfx]
mom: also michael i think he needs someone to teach him how to speak [vine boom sfx]
me: [shocked pikachu face]
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