#Idk if somebody already did this

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

When Mischa died in the cyclone accident something was impaled through his wounded fragile heart you agree

#ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski #idk what else to tag #but ough the narrative that would bring to connect to his catchphrase #somebody write a fic or I’ll do it myself #(I did kind of already just a little bit)

[wereshrew-admirer]

fatt pinup week 7: challenge mode

The figure in bismuth finds some chuck tingle books on phrygian's bookshelves, this one's "pounded in the butt by a sentient musical chord"

#fattpinups #fatt pinup week 7: challenge mode #frygure #phrygure #? #idk #wish i had time to make that book cover #wait did somebody... do i remember... did somebody do that already? #i'll look tomorrow

[summerfullofsnow]

we love a trans ally 🥰🥰 yeah maybe he killed nant but at least he cares for trans rights🥰🥰

#did somebody already make this joke?? idk #the shirt made me laugh like yeah he maybe murdered nant but at least he cares for trans people lol #playboyy #playboyy the series #mine

[lightasthesun]

hey guys where should I go to get checked out for chronic fatigue syndrome...

#as somebody who's already got a fair share of chronic illnesses and such i don't take this lightly but ALSO #saldy my body seems to want to take everything it can get!! so ironically this would just fit perfectly and idk what else #but there's little to no informed online and despite knowing my medical history I'm not about to go to my GP #and be like 'HEY so i did some research AND how can i get evaluated for cfs thnx #me/cfs #cfs #chronic fatigue syndrome #also to those of you that have it #you don't happen to have a chiari malformations as well? I'm just interested if these maybe go hand in hand #thx #disability #diagnosis

[gregoftom]

where do i even start

#tomgreg #stay tuned for a special thing at the end #FIRST OFF CAN I JUST SAY. thinking about my own various skills and abilities tom says as he MOVES CROTCH FIRST TOWARDS GREG. #and he's just told greg his skills. he's got a big dick and fucks fast and hard. so like. there's that. #i'm either to assume he's already showed said skills off to greg and referring to it or he's literally being suggestive #either unconsciously or consciously. #also he wiggles his crotch a little. like. we get it you wanna fuck greg so bad it makes you look stupid. #ok so we've got the tom not tiptoeing around this like he did with shiv and straight up saying i'm not fucking happy #with you going off with somebody else. i don't like it. why are you happy and i'm not that's not fair. #you're mine. i'm not jealous tho haha #we've got them going through what looks like a wedding arch. #we've got them full on acting like a married couple with greg making excuses for tom and holding him back a little. acting like his wife. #we've got tom switching chiding greg for saying something and the ''don't say that!!'' and then greg agreeing #and saying that actually no tom is a lovely man. oh don't mind my husband he's just grouchy! #and then the WAY tom says you've ruined it like he's about to throw up or cry. or both. #and then greg being like ?? how i have ruined it?? and tom ''idk you just HAVE'' all petulant like #and you know what i'm gonna say. a schoolboy. #he's like thanks i hate it #it really is so much this episode. so much. #i have an idea from it of what fic i could write so there's something at least. a

[missboingohead]

I'm so sorry💀

#weird al yankovic #weird al #my meme #not too sure if somebody did this meme already #if so IDK😭

[arthur-r]

something’s just not right / there’s hunger in my eyes, but you’re not looking into mine / in the morning light / i wake up next to you, but we’re no longer entwined / i want to love you with a ravenous hunger, tear your flesh into mine / you say you like me, but you’d rather that i listen quiet, keep it all inside / i romanticize a lust for blood and the glint of evil in your eyes / any kind of sign, something to tell me that your heart is burning just like mine / rend me to pieces if that’s what it takes to tell me that i taste divine / there’s something wrong but i just can’t quite place it, leave me on the precipice, i’m fine / something awakening and stirring inside me / i’m gearing up, your pretense in decline / i slice my heart up on a platter and find that you don’t even wanna dine / i gave my soul up, you can eat me raw / diced up and vulnerable, i’m yours to try / you’re glancing to the side, bored, and find that you don’t even wanna dine!!!!

#round 2 of recording my loser boring cannibalism song #(it has more words now. it is still not a complete song but it is getting somewhere….) #basically i really like cannibalism as a literary device and devouring somebody and being like violently enamored #and i convinced myself that my relationship was really good and healthy and i just don’t know how to handle a Good Normal Relationship #but secretly loving somebody should be at least a LITTLE BIT like cannibalism. especially if you’re me #so i got really hungry and he didn’t ever lift a finger for me or smile in my direction #and i wish he would just be hungry for me back. kill me a little bit if it would mean you care #i just thought that Normal People should be Normal about each other and he was just being Normal about me #when he like. did not prioritize me ever. and was only affectionate when he was drunk 🫠 #he does NOT deserve to be the one who ended the relationship!!!! #anyway i would rather he eat me alive than not even look at me. and that’s what this song is about #and i’m gonna raise my standards so much fucking higher. he should be fucking hungry for me actually #literally and figuratively shdhdf i was always the one to invite him to dinner too. #and he was SHIT at communion motif. that guy had awful fucking table manners why did i date him #anyway shdhdf. idk here is round two of my hungry song #i’ve already changed the lyrics a little since recording this a couple mornings ago but it’s FINE my roommate is in here so can’t re-record #but: there’s something wrong but i’m not ready to face it. actually. cause it was so fucking obvious i was just willfully ignorant #anyways!! i’m feeling a little weird today and i haven’t done anything and i want to play music but i can’t. so i’m posting a song instead #and later i might be going to a concert?? we’ll see. if i’m feeling better physically by then!! #anyway i hope everybody is doing okay and lmk if you need anything!! sincerely arthur #me. my post. mine. #delete later (probably) #music

[lyxchen]

I am going feral while listening to Imogen, Obviously right now!!! Like girl, Imogen I Love you but you're so deep in denial!! "If i was queer I'd be into her" babygirl you ARE into her!!! You have a massive fucking crush!!!! You are not appropriating queer culture by Having A Crush On A Girl!!!!!! Because you Are Queer♡♡♡♡♡

#also this is not at all supposed to be something against imogen's friends i oove them all so much #but #they have got to Stop being like 'haha you're our token straight friend' 'this is actually really inapropriate to say as a straight girl' #like #i know that they can't know her inner struggles #but if they had maybe stopped for a second when she said she'd kiss a girl and been like 'that's a little gay of you i support you' #then she might have figured herself out more quickly #you can't just assume that she already knows everything about herself and stuff like that obviously made her very insecure about her #sexuality #like she doesn't even try to think that maybe Just Maybe she's not that straight #because she's been told by Everyone that she is definetly straight #idk as somebody who also gets insecure very quickly if my friends tell me something i did wrong i can very much relate to her #i just wanna give her a hug #and again i know this is not her friend's fault they're just trying to educate her on things you probably shouldn't say as a straight girl #but imogen really doesn't seem to be the type of person to act gay just for attention like some girls do #so i do find it a bit strange that her friends do think of her like that sometimes #anyways i Looove imogen and also tessa is like really hot and i'd have a crush on her too so go get your girl imogen♡ #lea's random thoughts #i'm about halfway through the audiobook please don't spoiler me thank youu

[musical-chick-13]

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#idk it's just really frustrating to think that people will ALWAYS make allowances for people they're romantically in love with but #not make those same allowances for someone else they otherwise care about. #that people will risk things for their partners that they wouldn't for their friends #that it's EXPECTED for you to prioritize your spouse/significant other/etc. at all times but prioritizing your friend(s) is rarely even #considered. and when you're like me and you LITERALLY CANNOT DO THIS SHIT BY YOURSELF... #like I know I go on and on about marrying some theoretical woman all the time (and my ongoing...whatever this is. with Musician Guy) #but genuinely I'm not even sure that I want that I think I just want someone who will fucking visit me in the hospital if I get into a car #crash or fix me soup when I'm sick. #like...yeah. in that one story I wrote I think I distilled it down: we all just want someone to hold us when we're sad #and it SUCKS that the only avenue we seem to be allowed to pursue that is through a romantic relationship #right now I have my dad but if something happens to him...I genuinely do not know what I'm going to do. I'll have nowhere to go #if something terrible happens. I'll have no one to help me be a person. and I just. like I really am going to just have to power through #the next 60 years on this fucking planet alone and by god I'll fucking do it but I wish I didn't have to!!!! #and I think this was why the loss of Her™ friendship (which was necessary. for both of us) was so acutely painful. because even after #she got married she WAS willing to prioritize me when things got bad enough. she DID genuinely care about me in a way I don't think #anyone ever has. and I just really don't think I'll ever find that ever again. and I can't go back and I don't WANT to be with her anymore #but it was this time of the year when she told me she was getting married way back when and my brain has kept that like the World's Worst #Anniversary and all of those terrible ugly feelings are coming back in full force and I HATE that I'm still unpacking this I. HATE. that #this not-even-relationship is STILL doing this to me #WHAT THE FUCK!!! IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!! #*sigh* okay for REAL I am logging off right now because I've already said Too Many Embarrassing Personal Things about myself today #and I do not want to put myself in a position to say anymore! #In the Vents #GOD this is so stupid IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEBODY DIED WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

[whyisaravenlike-awritingdesk]

oh yeah i am so back on my princes in the tower bullshit

#i realise this is an acotar blog but damn #the historian in me is having some kind of out of body experience #please excuse me for a while #but like. look. i already think they survived...but a lot of this new evidence would not be enough to convince me if i didnt #all it *does* convince me of is the fact that european archives are where we should be looking for more evidence #and that a hell of a lot more contemporaries than previously suspected thought they survived too #and that by itself is exciting *enough* #the rest? idk. i already thought they might have survived and never thought richard iii did it so i'm more than a little bit biased #but these accounts and receipts do not seem to be the way to prove they survived imo #if you ask me we need to be looking at De la Pole and ask why a man with a solid claim to the throne would watch somebody else be crowned #if he wasn't *certain* that person had a better claim than his own. that's what we need to be asking now #end of history rant

[glitch-in-the-code]

Y’all know the doodles Wally leaves on the guestbook? Here’s what the text says if you inspect them! (4/3/23)

Page 8: Party hat: ‘I am your favorite too. Im very happy.’ Hearts: ‘i told him. he said hes flattered. i dont know what anyone is talking about.’ Shoe: ‘its very hard.’

Page 7: TV: ‘is it me.’ Eyes: ‘hahaha’ Cookie: ‘i could not find them. i will look harder.’ Flower: ‘dont be afraid.’ Barnaby: ‘what is your father.’ Paint Bucket: ‘paint’ Hearts: ‘i love you too.’ Confetti: ‘im your favorite. that makes me happy. then you.’

Page 6: Blue square red x: ‘i cant reach them_im sorry.’ Sun and clouds: ‘everyone is happy.’ Red scribble: ‘no memory.’ Wally :): ‘our name.’ Stylish fish: ‘rat.’ Envelope: ‘Valentine. I will tell her.’ Spiral: ‘Scratch harder.’ Butterfly: ‘I dont know either.’ Yellow Flowers(?): ‘i like yellow too. im yellow. sally is yellow. franks nose is yellow.’ Question marks: ‘why are you fibbing. you are not here. i dont see you. please do not lie to me.’ Clock: ‘Its not time yet. im looking.’ Hat: ‘Love him. You remember’

Page 5: Red eye: ‘no. a puppet.’ Heart with face: ‘you will.’ Music notes: ‘are you singing.’ Phone: ‘then answer me.’ Snail: ‘do you like frank.’ Flower: ‘YahooYippieeYahooYippiee.’

Page 4: Red heart with face: ‘im the most most’ Net: ‘oh I understand! we are playing! i have you!’ Tic Tac Toe: ‘you do. i am so happy.’ Home with rain: ‘i have seen them before. do they like eachother’ Blue smilely face: ‘no. I am wally. I am your friend.’ Muticolor hearts: ‘we are friends!’ Bandaid: ‘youll be okay!’ Cat: ‘Kittycat. famous. tv.’ Horns: ‘Oh you are not julie. I will tell julie. So much family!’

Page 3: Welcome mat: ‘you wipe your shoes here!’ Wally: ‘thank you Cherry! I think I am pretty too!’ Smilely with flowers: ‘who is this’ Grocery bag: ‘do he sell his heart’ Home: ‘howse_howse’ Hand: ‘i will help you neighbor’ Pufferfish: ‘thank you. Katie!’ Butterfly: ‘frank. i will tell frank..’ Flower: ‘you will come with me’ Bug: ‘i will tell frank for you. the big will look like this’ TV: ‘tvtvtv’ Sideways heart: ‘this is a heart ._.’ Hello: ‘hello. you see this.’

Page 2: Bed with stars: ‘goodnight neighbor’ Pig: ‘i am a puppet! i am your favorite!’ Eddie: ‘eddie is a friend i like him too. he runs too much’ Home: ‘i love home. home is my friend’ Barnaby: ‘i do not know what clown is. i asked frank. he said barnaby. here is barnaby’ TV: ‘you are on tv!’ Sideways smilely: ‘we are happy. do you look like this_’ Mutiple Hearts: ‘i love you i love you.’ Muticolor spiral: ‘so you will know i am looking at you neighbor. i am talking to you.’ Sally: ‘i know sally’ Worm: ‘i do not know what wiggle is. barnaby said it was this’ Flower: ‘i promise i will tell her’ Envelope: ‘i will mail him a letter for you’ Butterfly: ‘here is a bug for you neighbor’ Hello: ‘i can hear you neighbor’ Julie: ‘julie is my friend too’ Catapiller: ‘do you see howdy now_’

Page 1: Clown face: ‘its okay to frown you are still my friend’ Home: ‘homed!’ Clover: ‘you are lucky! come by often neighbor’ Frank: ‘i love frank too. he frowns. i think he is funny’ [0:: ‘i like your nose’ Poppy: ‘poppy is big i love her too’ Red spiral: ‘hello neighbor’ Rainbow: ‘here you go’ Apple: ‘its a apple!’ Smiley face: ‘you don’t like me neighbor_’ Hearts: ‘our neighbors are here! thank you too neighbor’ Bug: ‘i love bugs’ Stars: ‘sally is that you’ :): “hello. why are you smiling this way. ill keep you company neighbor’ Flower: ‘thank you i hope you think it is beautiful’ Smiley face: ‘with me neighbor’ Barnaby: ‘honk honk haha’ Poppy: ‘i like poppy too neighbor’ Heart: ‘thank you’

Notes: The big red heart, drum, blue flower, cutlery, and thinking cloud on page 6 do not have any alt. text. Most of page five does not have any alt. text either.

#welcome home #welcome home arg #idk if somebody else did this already #sorry if it's hard to read - i tried my best

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

nothing on this webbed site to sate my urge for wigfrid getting embarassed as all hell. just clowned on hard. eviscerated. decimated. completely memed on.

#in a bullying way this is a mean to her monday post #idk. thinking abt the fact that i don't think she knows how to do math #not like addition but like. more complex stuff would probably be hard for her #which. is not something that would probably EVER come up in the constant but if it did. i just think it'd be funny to clown on her idk. #warly or somebody coming up like 'hey wig um. i'm cooking a lot of something. i need you to get some meat for it' #'i'm preparing twelve dishes and each dish needs three of these slabs of meat so you need to get. well. i'm sure you know how to multiply' #her who does not really know how to multiply: haha yeah sure thing ill get on that *is counting feverishly on fingers* #not even clowning on her in an actress way just. as a human bean. #this is where i would dig up the 'she would be embarrassed for being a fruit' post but im writing and im already procrastinating so #youre safe for now

[mettywiththenotes]

Sometimes I remember that Volume 25 had Tomura on the front cover and Izuku on the back cover and scream

#hori DID THAT #i mean yeah. we been knew #izuku gonna save tomura yadda yadda #BUT STILL #they're on the books cover together #we have tomura on the front and izuku on the back #then we have them both together on a cover (<3 <3 <3) #so now we need izuku on the front cover and tomura on the back cover #personally i think that would complete the trinity #bnha #boku no hero academia #shigaraki and midoriya #tomura shigaraki #izuku midoriya #mettys posts #metty posts #also somebody prove me wrong if there is an izuku front cover tomura back cover already out there #im not sure tbh #i think there's no cover like that out now #but idk

[stennnn06]

michelle got me several records for christmas and somehow she included bonnie tyler so now i can serenade her with total eclipse of the heart on surround sound...all the time

#i also did not burst into tears when she handed me the 1985 whitney houston #that is not a thing that happened after i was already sobbing iN THE PARKING LOT after the 'i wanna dance with somebody' biopic #its fine we're fine #my wife must like me or something idk why

[thestarsarelaughing]

Controversial opinion but I think that if you are walking your dog in a public place and have let it off the lead, you should continue to pay attention to that dog.

#all the more serious dangers aside #this post is about the woman who was striding along calling to her dogs to keep up #so was totally oblivious when one stopped in order to unload a truly massive poo #and did not retrace her steps when this was called out to her #because she had already walked so far assuming the dog was just behind her #and couldn't be bothered to go back #so she just abandoned the stink-sausage to become somebody else's problem #idk if she would have picked it up if she'd been with the dog #probably not #but somehow it annoyed me more that she just didn't notice #dogs #dog owners #dog poop

[harryhughesdini]

hockey commentators: there goes joe pavelski, one foot in the grave

#kinda feel like somebody did this already idk #sorry if so #avs lb #joe pavelski