#Its gay lads

[shadowbender19]

More support for the fam's fanfiction writing, my Mum (@explore-your-horizons) wrote a cute af RWBY fic. My boyfriend (@art3mis11) and I beta-ed.

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#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumblebee #rwby volume 6 #its gay lads #fanfiction #fic rec #ao3

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[mincedpeaches]

ep11 of bang bravern had everything. beach episode. food porn. interrupted gay sex. goofy bad guy that goes down in one hit. rival fight for no reason except it looked really cool. robogore and angst.

the whiplash was incredible. I love this show.

#thinking about the gay xeno almost sloppy makeout and then thinking about the bravern's gay death scene in the same sitting and its like. #whew. whew lads. #bravern spoilers #bang bravern #mincedthoughts

[jekyllnahyena]

At last, my love has come alooooong My lonely days are overrrrrr And life is like a sooooooong~

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #watched some of the rassle and had gay thoughts #completely based on that randy vs tom lawler kiss cause its magnificent thx #they were sparring and johnny got the upper hand for once and decided to revive simon ;* #gaz is the one blarring the music in the background btw #gonna do something for juliette next cause she also should get to be cute n kiss the lads #ajekyllsart #dont know where the balaclava is dont care rn

[hot-gossip]

I just really love that nick and charlie's love language is so ladish AND baby gay. Every chance they get these cuties are wrestling, picking each other up, and chasing each other around. can't personally relate but it doesn't stop me from being very personally affected!!!

#netflix heartstopper #heartstopper #hearstopper season 2 #heartstopper season 1 #nick just wants to tackle and its so cute #nick is a gay lad and i love that nick is both and they give us both #these boys are taking over my life

[blueberryblogger]

just saw someone recycling ye olde "X character doesn't read as Y identity to me, someone who doesn't & has never held that identity & thus am not as intimately familiar with mannerisms, tropes & characterizations that are typically associated with Y identity. There is no evidence for X being Y and you guys are acting insane."

like. do you understand that you are using the EXACT SAME excuse that other people are using to shit on YOUR headcanon that you're so attatched too because it has so much evidence?

did it ever cross your mind that it would probably be harder for you, person who isn't X, to pick up on subtler tropes & identifiers of X that you've never experienced because you aren't X?

like you get how it sounds like you're shitting on other wueer people?

#blocking another god damn fantasy high account that i really liked #because when people say 'theres no evidence for your headcanon' and theyre wrong its bad and tbeyre erasing underrepresented identities #but when YOU say 'theres no evidence for this' you are good and correct and the rest of us are just stupid weirdos #like oh my fucking god bro #if i see one more person who isnt fucking gay say 'erm actually fabian cant be gay he liked girls' im gonna lose it #gay men also experience comphet! #and it's not because he's 'effeminate' #because he really isn't THAT effeminate or flamboyant #he dances and he talks like a rich boy and those are the only two things i can think lf #that make him seem 'effeminate' #but like. dude rides a motorcycle from hell. he fights with a sword and plays football #he punched someone on the first day of school & routinely punches and gets punched by his friends #like. fabian is wildly more stereotypically masculine than he is feminine #most of us think Fabian is gay because up until he took interest in Mazey #he had exclusively expressed interest in girls that were unavailable or unobtainable #his 'type' was literally toxic and/or unavailable women #which SCREAMS comphet to anyone who has fucking experienced it before #'yeah i love women but only the ones i cant have amirite lads' #'classic completely heterosexual man behavior' #anyway #i think its incredibly rude to take people seeing their lived experiences in a character and say 'youre insane bc i dont see it' #especially when YOU YOURSELF have a headcanon that a huge chunk of people cannot understand fully but accept anyway because they get it #because they understand seeing yourself in a character and how important that can be #unlike you #vagueposting #me when i vague for the first time in like 3 years

[sword-swallower-pin]

You can make little ai Paul McCartney witness horrors beyond his comprehension

#you can really fuck him up! #its actually pretty easy to make him gay as well #he didnt take that much convincing at all #also sorry ive been so absent lads. uni started up again #paul mccartney #george harrison

[ev-enhotterthanyou]

no i havent been reading jack merridew/ralph fanfiction for most of the afternoon like someone demented why

#I WAS READING LORD OF THE FLIES AND I REALISED WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE SO GAY FOR NO REASON #lord of the flies #gcse english is killing me i cant take it seriously #not when i can so easily take screenshots and nobody can tell whether its an extract from the book or ao3 #not when 'jack and ralph smiled at each other with shy liking' #not when 'ralph and jack looked at each other while society paused about them. the shameful knowledge grew in them and they did not know #- how to begin confession. ralph spoke first crimson in the face. ' #HOW AM I MEANT TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #are you joking lads #shitpost #jack merridew #ralph lotf #jalph #okay so theres apparently a shipname for them. why am i not surprised

[90sbee]

need to sit on a pretty girl's lap and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and

#it is gay thoughts wednesday my lads!!! #not even gonna tag this its just me being dumb for ladies #boludeces y reclamos mios(? #lesbian

[bobtheacorn]

Usagi can't help himself. He laughs softly, reaching out to grab the end of Leo's deep red scarf. It's a good color on Leo. It matches his facial markings, and it's soft. And the look on Leo's face gets soft all of a sudden, because Usagi has slid into his personal space without really realizing it. It puts him close enough to see Leo's pupils dilate, swallowing the reddish brown of his irises, and the color rise in his face; the way he bites his lip to try and keep his smile at bay. Usagi's heart pounds his ribcage like it's trying to get out of him. He flips the tail of the scarf up over Leo's head, which both hides Leo's irresistible face and wins Usagi a bright, playfully offended bark of laughter.

//First dates don’t always go as planned, but sometimes they do go as expected.

#rottmnt leonardo #yuichi usagi #leoichi #rise fanfic #rottmnt fanfic #rise #my shit: ficage #oh i really am yeeting this one into the void lads lmao #my 70th fic and its GAY bc of course it is

[blueeandyellowmakesgreen]

byler’s a part of my life now. idk what to do with this information

#byler #its a norm for me to think about these two little lads realizing theyre gay and idk how to feel about that

[asryr]

what ethnicity do you think the mikaelsons should be, if nordic isn't correct? just curious!

hi!! please sit with me for this, because we're gonna talk about the absolute mess that is the tvdu lore since jp insisted that mystic falls should be the centre of the world, completely missing why everything was happening to fells church in the books. putting under the cut because i couldn't stop rambling i fear.

so, the mikaelsons being nordic is absolutely fine. in fact i think they did something really cool by making them vikings and they missed potential from that by never going any deeper with it. astryr isn't half black because i think the mikaelsons should be poc, that is another issue that actually came about from a couple of months of discussion with a friend.

the problem is, unfortunately, klaus. i'll be honest and say i think it's really dumb that jp had the mikaelsons arrive in america a bit too early when it's well known that vikings had a presence in england and there are even confirmed settlements in canada. it would have been so easy for them to put their human home in england as farmers, which is why i do that in my canon so that there's no whitewashing going on with klaus. it would have also made sense with the accents in my opinion. or, even, to say that most of them were born before they travelled to america.

but. canon does insist that the mikaelsons after elijah were born in mystic falls. which causes the problem. it was already iffy that klaus' father would be a white man since he was the alpha of a pack of local wolves, but you could have room there if you fiddled some things around and said ansels pack and the mikaelsons were all part of a nordic settlement that travelled there together.

then s4 gave us the origin of werewolves, which actually brings in a different problem i have with the casting in tvdu (the french quarter being overwhelmingly white, making the lebonairs one of the first werewolves that all descend from a native tribe yet all the nola wolves are white, the fact when they did cast poc it was usually as a villain.) but yeah. s4 confirmed all werewolf packs came from one native tribe. and logistically that is a problem, cause at that time period? it makes absolute no sense at all that the werewolves in mystic falls would be white. it'd still be...odd even if the mikaelsons did go to england instead but we're already fucking with history so who's to say that some of those original werewolves didnt run so far that they crossed the ocean too.

instead....yeah, i'm sorry but if ansel was from mystic falls. if he's a werewolf alpha. he should NOT be white. he should be native. like, objectively, klaus should have been half native. which, ofc, i'm never gonna hold that against klaus writers because joseph is amazing in the role, and the majority of the tvd rpc knows this and has taken steps around it.

anyway, that got long. tldr; the mikaelsons being nordic is perfect from a writing standpoint if you want to ground them from the books, but by their own lore klaus should be half native and i will fight jp in the parking lot of hell.

#𝕺𝕺𝕮 / answered asks. #𝕺𝕺𝕮 / being gay on main again lads. #i do hope this makes sense and im always so ready to sit down and explain any changes ive made or problems ive expressed with canon #i also want it on record im never targetting klaus writers about this its just that the casting for the other issues i mentioned #was systematic in the tvdu whereas this is one firm problem that had an easy remedy #but when im writing on disc i try and remedy it myself too i use alt black and native fcs for my hayley and hope. so like #i completely get its hard and it sucks that jp made such a mess of the lore and all

[steelycunt]

was thinking about how i would hypothetically divide up characters between welsh miners / london lgsm for the au and well. let’s just say we are looking at a situation in which r does not have any friends. except for his mum. who you (<- r) will be pleased to hear would still have breath in her lungs for once

#could give frank and alice to the welsh. james and lily and dorcas and peter and marlene are going to the gays #kingsley to the gays also. FABIAN AND GIDEON to the welsh. caradoc to the welsh perhaps. pomfrey to the welsh? hm. #conscious of wanting to fictionalise this to a certain point but not over fictionalise it. and certain characters have to play certain #characters but other characters have to be inserted in to the narrative and…gosh. hm #currently i oscillate between 'this is doable' and 'there is no way i could pull this off' at speeds previously inconceivable to the human #mind. i think just because there is. so much to get right. starting with the fact that pride is not fictional it is based on a true story s #which feels. more complicated to put into an au and carry off well. and also the fact that pride is not a romance. and the au would be. #but it would be critical that it does not become a romance at the expense of the overarching plot of the strike. and that balance #between plot and romance is not something i have ever done before considering usually my plot IS the romance. #everything has to be given equal attention while also seeming to work together. and also do justice to the fact that its a true story. and #also an r/s au. i do not want to cast real people as fucking r/s characters but also to make the plot work s at the least has to sort #of take on a very real role. r not so much hes sort of just inserted into the village like hes just there. hm. hm my head is frazzled!! #<- saying all this. ive had a stunning amount of dialogue springing to mind already #wait hang on i can give arthur and molly to the welsh that means also. bangin okay we're getting there lads #pride au

[tooquirkytolose]

That post thats like The Killers make music for dads and smalltown gays and yknow..

#britney yeah gif #ok ok to be fair the first one is literally POV u are a gay teen contemplating suicide #only found one dad lyric i know theres more but i am lazy #the killers #its the killers hours lads

[girlwiththegreenhat]

i know i said don't support corporate pride but do take it as a good sign but after hearing about what c*nservatives are up to re: target just having a pride section i am incredibly tempted to go make a purchase just to dunk on them

#liz blogs #oh my god y'all are so embarrassing. i forgot how much i hate r*publicans #cw politics #gay people aren't politics but mentioning conservatives might as well be triggering #lads i'm this close to smashing a glass plate over my dad's head 👌 #anyway uh Do support corporate pride actually. not before small queer artists but y'know maybe throw target $5 DJHBDBGJFH #oh jesus christ i really almost posted this with the 'i' in winger scratched out. that makes. a slur almost #jesus christ #its 3 am i need to go to bed but god #BOMB THREATS?? BOMB THREATS???? WHAT IF YOU BOMB A CHILD THAT YOU CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT SO MUCH #GOD YOU'RE SO STUPID #i have a mirgaine #cw negative #its bad out here lads

[mcworm]

my favorite customer is continuing his saga of trying to set me up with various lesbians. he wants to, in his words, "get me on those websites"

#hes so damn funny #but literally just having this old gay man come in and talk about his husband makes me want to weep #i mean hes always insulting the other man. absolutely shit talking the lad. but its old married bickering #he calls me family :)