#Jake hix

[snckt]

“we’re not friends,” he said, finally and quietly. “we’re sweethearts, ok? go ahead and laugh if you want to.” “i never laugh at a man’s romantic life,” i said. “that’s his own business.”

a very belated valentine to my most beloved sweethearts 💕

#all the wrong questions #jake hix #cleo knight #a series of unfortunate events #asoueedit #this is such a quintessential lainey aesthetic just so you know ahaha #atwq tag. #character . jake hix #character . cleo knight #laineysedit #some tidbits : i made that strawberry shake !! and the dilemma is a jaguar from the 50's . and i snuck a sugar bowl in hehe #though that tray is highly highly unrealistic and i apologize 😭

[panic-at-the-general-vicinity]

Me @ each and every one of the children in ASOUE/ATWQ: These poor kids. Sure they’ve messed up, but they’re children! With no stable parental/guardian figures! We can’t hold these actions against their character because they’re CHILDREN!

Me @ Stuart “Stew” Mitchum and everything he stands for: Horrible. Disgusting. Terrible man. Perish in a fire.

#all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan #pip and squeak bellarophon #jake hix #Cleo knight #stew mitchum my beloathed #ellington feint

[miriel-therindes]

I'm part of an invincible army, but not a victorious one. It means our plans always get shattered, no matter how brilliant they are. But our purpose remains intact. We may ask the wrong questions, but we know the right answers. We might not always have an actual compass, but we have a moral compass, something inside ourselves that tells us the proper thing to do.

#atwq #all the wrong questions #atwqedit #fandomaesnet #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan #pip bellerophon #squeak bellerophon #jake hix #cleo knight #kellar haines #ornette lost #ellington feint #snicketverse #mine #aesthetic #snicketverseedit #asoue edit

[dragoneyes618]

Except that, later on in the same book, there's:

So were none of the people having breakfast paying for it?

Probably. After all, Jake's apparently been feeding Pip and Squeak for months, and only ever takes payment from Lemony in book recommendations. And with Hungry being right there yet never putting a stop to it, she must have a soft side to her.

#atwq #all the wrong questions #jake hix #hungry hix #when did you see her last #wdyshl

[lionmythflower]

Um so yall know that audio that's like "yea, u ever just watch something and think, 'omg everyone in this is gay' that's how I felt watching this movie" that was me reading all the wrong questions.

Lemony is definitely pansexual

Same w Ellingtondef a pansexual

And moxie gives such nonbianary vibes its not even funny

kellar is gay 100%

The Mitchums were the exception

Jake is definitely bisexual

And cleo feels omniromantic n asexual

Pip and squeak..... gay-

Sharon Haines n Theodora Markson , lesbians

#Ya so anyway #all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #bellerophon brothers #Pip and squeak #moxie mallahan #Kellar Haines #Sharon Haines #Theodora markson #ellington feint #Jake hix #Stew mitchum #Cleo knight #pansexual #bisexual #No binary #Gay #everyone is gay #lesbian #asexual #At least half of them are trans too #omnisexual #atwq

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

Why does the song Family Line by Conan Gray fit every single ATWQ kid? Never mind, I know. It’s the overarching narrative theme of young people being left behind to fix their parents’ mistakes.

#asoue #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #atwq #all the wrong questions #ellington feint #cleo knight #jake hix #kit snicket #pip bellerophon #squeak bellerophon #kellar haines #lizzie haines #ornette lost #stew mitchum #yes even him

[ellington-f3int]

one of THE saddest things about atwq is how almost all of these kids are completely alone !!

cleo's parents completely skipped town after their daughter had been kidnapped,

jake's parents left and were apparently too scared to return,

the bellerophons' father is supposedly sick, but they get super defensive whenever lemony brings it up,

kellar isn't technically alone but he couldn't trust his mom for most of his stay in town,

moxie's father is in a state of deep depression, and lemony seems skeptical of the fact that her mother is ever going to send for her.

not to mention the FU13SI kids, like marguerite and oliver, whose parents left them by themselves while they went to find a better place to live, and its unclear if they'll ever return

#started thinking abt this last night and couldnt sleep #its just so sad #feel free to add other examples i think im missing some #atwq #all the wrong questions #snicketverse #cleo knight #jake hix #kellar haines #moxie mallahan #lemony snicket

[somewhat-bored]

Cleo:  I’m going to do it.  I’m going to kill Stew Mitchum.

Jake:  Cleo, wait, please think this through-

Ellington:  Kick his ass.

Jake:  Please stop encouraging her!  There are consequences you haven’t even thought about!

Cleo:  I’m rich, I can pay the bail.

Ellington:  Really?  I thought you would just break out.

Cleo:  That works too- okay, legal stuff aside is there any reason I shouldn’t beat him up?  No?  Okay I’ll see you all later.

Lemony:  Everyday, our friends become more morally questionable.

Moxie:  It’s called character development and it’s Ellington’s fault.

#atwq #lemony snicket #cleo knight #jake hix #ellington feint #moxie mallahan #cleo has a wholesome cook bf and a sad black cat gf all while saving a dying town good for her

[flanneryculp]

Some associate positivity! :)

#moxie mallahan #jake hix #lemony snicket #cleo knight #atwq #other than the lemony one i didnt really consider how well the quotes fit i just went by vibes lol #juliet draws

[cptnwynnie]

A push in the right direction.

#atwq #all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #ellington feint #jake hix #moxie mallahan #hangfire #armstrong feint #my art #digital art

[stew4]

can I live in stain’d by the sea please

if I could do a Lemony Snicket and pay for my meals and taxi services with book recommendations…

dude found the perfect town, in a financial perspective

#atwq #lemony snicket #snicketverse #jake hix #How tf did Lem just live for months in a town without paying for Jack shit???? #Staind by the sea

[mothmans-husband]

happy valentine's day to all*

*jake and cleo only

#chatty addie #atwq #cleo knight #jake hix

[dragoneyes618]

Ornette is the only one who has one parent confirmed to be dead.

Moxie's father is alive, and her mother left to the city. So did Cleo's parents, and Jake's.

Pip and Squeak's father is "sick," while it's implied that he's dead, it's never actually stated or confirmed. Their mother is never mentioned. Neither is Kellar and Lizzie's father, and their mother is alive and well.

Well, actually, if you include Ellington in the Stain'd-by-the-Sea children, Ornette's not the only one anymore, because her father is dead too...

#atwq #all the wrong questions #ornette lost #prosper lost #alice lost #moxie mallahan #mrs mallahan #mr mallahan #pip bellerophon #squeak bellerophon #jake hix #cleo knight #ignatius knight #mrs knight #lizzie haines #sharon haines #kellar haines #ellington feint #hangfire #armstrong feint #mr bellerophon

[just-an-enby-lemon]

This post is just my All The Wrong Question's Picrews. There is no content. Just me being a nerd with no srtistic skill and too much free time.

My boy, Lemony Snicket, everyone's favorite sad lemon.

The news, Moxie Malahan, best jornalist and owner of my heart.

The hope of Staint, the genius, the queen, the one and only: Cleo Knight.

Everyone's sweetheart and the mom of his friendgroup, Jake Hix.

My other baby boy, my son, my precious, Kellar Haines (I coudn't find a dinamite fuse hair, sorry)

My darling, my baby girl, my jazz loving coffe gal daugther, Ellington Feint.

The one who needs no interoduction: Kit Snicket

Bonus

I made Kit and Ellington in a different picrew for OTP reasons:

P.S: I appear to have lost the picrew links, but if someone have them PLEASE post them in the coments so I can add it to the post!

#asoue #atwq #all the wrong questions #the association of associates #kit snicket #lemony snicket #cleo knight #jake hix #ellington feint #moxie mallahan #kellar haines #i had no idea how to make the bellerophon brothers #i'm soo sorry

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

📁 again, again!

After the events of ATWQ, Cleo and Jake took on guardian roles of sorts for Moxie, looking after her in all the ways her neglectful father couldn’t.

#asoue #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #atwq #all the wrong questions #moxie mallahan #jake hix #cleo knight

[thermodynamic-comedian]

hey btw so many snicketverse characters are polyam. did you guys know that so many snicketverse characters are polyam. well they are. now you know. if you guys even care

#ah i see you've come to the tags to see exactly which characters i'm talking about! #good choice my friend. because i am about to list every single one of them #beatrice baudelaire #she loves bertrand and lemony and esmé and she loves all of them at once. how cool is that huh #oh also lemony's ambiamorous. literally that entire 'i will love you' monologue. he doesn't care who else loves you or who else you love #count olaf #isn't he canon polyam. i feel like he's supposed to be canon polyam #or at least heavily coded. like he's attracted to multiple people at once #kit snicket #we never really do find out who bea ii's biological father is. because it doesn't matter and no matter who it is it's someone kit loved #maybe the real unfortunate event was that the entirety of sugar bowl gen could've been a polycule but they weren't. #fanon esmé is ambiamorous. canon esmé probably not but i can ignore the canon if i squint real hard #anyways kitlaf voted time magazine's queerest 'straight' ship to ever exist #jake hix #oh yea thats right. im including the atwq kids in this. #cleo knight #ornette lost #polyam shipping #polyam tag #polyamourous #lgbtq #queer headcanons #ambiamorous #snicketverse #lemony snicket #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #atwq #all the wrong questions #sugar bowl gen