you simply can’t take a similar mechanic from the horror season and apply it to my silly little high school parody and expect me not to be terrified
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OK but imagine Kipperlilly rocking up to The Last Stand like, OK. I'm gonna kill the Bad Kids by letting these monsters chew them up and then making it impossible for Buddy to Revivify them. No sweat. No more bad kids.
And then watching them WRECK SHIT. Fig does 87 points of damage. Gorgug practically solos a purple worm. NO ONE DROPS. And then they get 100% on the academic questions and woops, no more waves of monsters. Revivify who? These motherfuckers are just a little sweaty.
Imagine her frustration when she has to resign herself to, "Fine, we'll kill the proctor and fuck up their grade."
And THEN she gets made.
Imagine getting forced into Plan C by your enemies being generally unstoppable and then eating a vulture eye.
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BOWUIGI CONCEPT!!
The brothers' parents are totally ok with Luigi being with Bowser, I mean; good father, rich, has his own kingdom, what's it not to love????
Mario though? Completely disapproves! But has to put up with Bowser on their family dinners, outings and holidays.
Just imagine that poor plumber going nuts, having to be polite in front of his parents, but exchanging death threats the second he and Bowser are alone.
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Like, Sol should be shitting his pants right now.
Ankarna's name being back in the world right now is a massive red flag because even though they are mostly dead, it's pretty clear someone has used their rune in multiple places to accomplish work in their deadname.
Ankarna already has believers.
I thought you were dead says Cassandra right before she shatters.
And already, Kristen is talking about trying to make sure Cassandra isn't corrupted, but more than that, she wants to save Ankarna the way she saved Cassandra.
Buddy Dawn, Kristen's parents, have all confirmed that Helio isn't doing well because he's lost his chosen. There is pressure for Kirsten to return to Helio.
I'm very curious what lie Galacaea will tell Tracker the next time they commune. What kind of pressure will she put on Tracker to convince Kristen to return to Sol Helio and give up on Cassandra?
Because if anyone can radically change the pantheon of her world, it is Saint Kristen Chilis Applebees and Sol fucking knows it.
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in honor of junior year, here are some of my favorite intrepid heroes moments in no particular order:
- “don’t. drink. water” (neverafter)
- loose duke (starstruck)
- “we’re cool now?” to the fish guy (neverafter)
-kristen jumping from the tower (sophomore year)
- swifty’s botched murder-suicide (acoc)
-everyone BOMBING their social interactions and gerard’s “alright but rapunzel’s gonna fucking GET me” (neverafter)
-“i disguise myself as him” (sophomore year)
- slammed down big style (acoc)
- “this is gonna be a different fight” “brennan just leans across the table and punches me” (acoc)
- lou’s everlasting commitment to the voices
- ten thousand terracotta arthur agueforts (sophomore year)
- liam annihilating that fucking carrot (acoc)
- ally and brennan hissing at each other (unsleeping city)
- fabian taking the damage from kissing the elemental (sophomore year)
-ylfa’s bottleneck, team extraction and distraction, that entire fight (neverafter)
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something so… lovely? heartbreaking? about lucy, someone who was dead from the beginning, well and truly doomed by the narrative, being set free by the patron saint of doubt.
there’s a quote that goes something along the lines of “in a tragedy, there is no room for doubt and everyone’s destiny is known” and that’s what lucy is: a tragedy. a kind, awkward girl who never got to grow up and without kristen she would have always been that
a tragedy
a mystery
but doubt walks in. doubt changes the narrative.
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[240105 USA VS. SWE] a terrific individual effort from ryan leonard (wsh) ends with a goal to make it 5-2 for the americans, and he blows a kiss to the crowd after ending swedish hopes for a late comeback
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