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I was working on something (a fanfic) about Stranger Things, but my mind glossed over and started referring to the upside down as the unknown like from the Willy Wonka Glasgow experience.......I went back to edit it but now I have an idea for The Stupidest AU Ever (TM)

#just imagine the kids are talking about the upside down and its just....a guy #stranger things #willy wonka glasgow #stranger things season 1 #stranger things season 2 #stranger things season 3 #stranger things season 4 #ST #the upside down #stranger things fanfiction

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Back in my hobbit/LOTR hyperfixation and it seems that every time it comes back up my want and personal need for a sword seems to return….weird

#please please please I wanna be a fantasy knight!!! #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #the hobbit movies #the hobbit an unexpected journey #the hobbit desolation of smaug #the hobbit battle of the five armies #lotr the two towers

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Honestly I respect the bad kids for letting Biz last in the campaign as long as he did. If I was in Adaine’s shoes, the second time he opened his mouth I would’ve beat him with a hammer

#still thinking about freshman year #I would’ve smacked him like the fly he is #d20 #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #fantasy high #fantasy high freshman year #biz glitterdew #adaine abernant #d20 fantasy high

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Talking with my cousin and they were like "haha yeah I'm playing a circle of spores druid in baldurs gate." and I had to pretend that even just hearing that class didn't awake the being in me that's constantly begging to talk about naddpod and more specifically moonshine cybin

#She's my beloved your honour #I'd take any opportunity to talk about that masterpiece #naddpod #moonshine cybin #baldurs gate 3 #circle of spores druid

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I loooove walking into a university classes wearing clothing related to my special interest. If you look at my shirt You Will wonder who Thorin Oakenshield is, and I Will teach you

#I’m wearing a lemon demon crew neck over it so I guess you’ll learn about Neil too #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit battle of the five armies #the hobbit an unexpected journey #autism #special interest

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Oh….i fear I have the urge to make some comments that might give me a certain label

#you cannot judge me for loving a man this fine #i won’t him #d20 #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high junior year #jawbone #jawbone o'shaughnessey #only a shamwow could clean up the slobber I’d leave on him

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I am my own worst enemy 😔

#d20 #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high junior year #d20 fantasy high

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Dragula is for queer people who both watched drag race and face off and I will not take criticism on this take

#/j on the last part #dragula #boulet brothers dragula #dragula season 5 #Dragula season 4 #boulet brothers

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Never underestimate the power of autism. The bus schedule app for my city, for some reason, decided to remove the bus times for certain stops, and my reaction to that change in routine was to simply….. walk home

#it was only like a 5k walk home so not that bad #saved myself like 3 dollars #autism #neurodivergent #neurodivergencies

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“A gorilla monster punched the back of my head so hard my brain broke, and then I was dead”

Wow Gilear’s really coming in clutch with finding new ways to describe my chronic pain

#dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #d20 #gilear faeth #d20 gilear

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Finally getting into fantasy high sophomore year and Dear Fucking God Baron’s introduction made me want to cover every mirror in my house and lock every entrance

#what the actual fuck Brennan #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #dimension 20 #fantasy high riz #riz gukgak #fantasy high baron

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“New Dimension 20 Trailer coming out Wednesday ☺️”

Ok I guess I’ll claw at the walls of my enclosure until then

#I’m so excited it’s not even funny #dimension 20 #dropout #intrepid heroes #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year

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“Elves are incapable of growing body hair, so Halsin should be mostly hairless!”

That sounds unrealistic and wrong and I’m going to politely decline your opinion as I cuddle up with my bear boyfriend and feel up his chest hair

#that man is the definition of a bear and you’re gonna argue he’s hairless?!?? #open your minds! become free thinkers!!! #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #baldur’s gate #baldur’s gate halsin

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bitches can say shit like “i am venom, and you are mine” to each other and there will still be an idiot in the the corner acting like that’s not some of the gayest shit they’ve ever heard

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YouTube’s automated subtitles write as well as my auditory processing issues can hear, so I think between the two of us, we’ve got the gist of what was actually said.

#YouTubers please write your own captions I beg #neurodivergent #auditory processing issues #autism #youtube

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I need everyone to know that during the "our car" scene in Good Omens season 2, my boyfriend looked over at me and did not stop looking over at me until the scene concluded. Apparently every gay couple has the "our car" vs. "my car" dynamic.

#I can't even drive so its not like I can take it without him #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens #innefable husbands #crowley #good omens crowley #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale

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Ryan Bergara every few ghost files episodes: Often times the smell of sulphur indicates some sort of supernatural presence

Me, who grew up in a mining city that regularly had the smell of sulphur in the air:……..devil town

#a ghost could be in the other room and I wouldn’t know #I’d be like ew someone close a window fully ignoring an apparition #watcher #ghost files #ryan beraga #shane madej