I got silly with the prompt generator AGAIN
TW Y/N IS HERE TOO AND THERE'S ALSO SHIPS LIKE LASERFROG AND RAYFROG (and also x reader AND JADE IS HERE TOO)(Y/N being a dumbass LIKE FR ITS STUPID) UMM SUGGESTIVE TOPICS???? YEAH YEAH SUGGESTIVE TOPICS
Ramon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Y/N : I sleep with a knife.
Dolph: Both of you are pathetic.
Ramon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Dolph: Bullfrog
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Dolph, with Bullfrog and Ramon behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Ramon: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Bullfrog: Y/N FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Y/N : *sees Ramon and Bullfrog together*
Y/N : They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Dolph: You mean... you ship them?
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Ramon: Where is Y/N ?
Bullfrog : I'll do you one better, who is Y/N ??
Dolph: Here's a better question, why is Y/N ?
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Ramon : Where's Dolph?
Y/N : Don't worry, I'll find them.
Y/N , shouting : Bullfrog sucks!
Dolph, distantly: Bullfrog is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Y/N : Found them.
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(again but rayfrog version because I'm multishipper)
Dolph: Where's Ramon?
Y/N : Don't worry, I'll find them.
Y/N , shouting: Bullfrog sucks!
Ramon, distantly: Bullfrog is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Y/N : Found them.
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Ramon: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Y/N : Milfs.
Dolph: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Ramon: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Jade : Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Jade : I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Dolph: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Ramon: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Ramon: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Jade : Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Y/N : What? No! It isn't!
Jade : THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Dolph: Jade ...
Jade : THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Dolph: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Jade : RAMON, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Ramon: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Y/N : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Dolph: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Y/N : It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Bullfrog : Merry crisis.
Jade : Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Ramon: Hoe hoe hoe.
Y/N : Guys, please.
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Jade , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Jade : THERE. Now send it.
Ramon:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Jade : JUST DO IT!
later
Y/N : So what does it say?
Dolph, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Y/N :
Dolph:
Y/N : Gross-
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Ramon: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Jade : *looks over at Y/N and Dolph* Jade : Is it “sexual tension”?
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Bullfrog : Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Y/N: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Ramon : Ya know... it might be.
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Ramon , looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Y/N: Bullfrog 's in the kitchen.
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Bullfrog , gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Y/N: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Y/N: Here you go.
Bullfrog :
Y/N:
Ramon : Why am I here?
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Y/N: We need a diversion. I say Ramon gets naked.
Bullfrog : No.
Y/N: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
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Bullfrog : What did Ramon do this time?
Y/N: More like WHO did Ramon do this time?
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Y/N: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Ramon , snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Bullfrog , deadpanning at Ramon : Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Bullfrog : How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Ramon : Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Y/N: Thank you all for coming.
Bullfrog , wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.
Y/N: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Y/N Task Force".
Ramon : Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.
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Y/N: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Ramon : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Y/N: Stop.
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Bullfrog : Are you trying to seduce me?
Y/N: Why, are you seducible?
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Ramon : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Ramon , already taking off their clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Ramon : Two brooooos!
Y/N: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ramon : Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Y/N:
Ramon :
Y/N: *tearing up*
Ramon : Babe, c'mon...
Y/N: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ramon : Babe...
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Y/N: The stars are so beautiful...
Ramon : They're just giant balls of gas.
Y/N: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Ramon : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Y/N: Oh...
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