last life joel beans (literal wizard) meets esmp1 joel beans (thinks magic is fake as shit and is so assured of this belief that magic literally cannot affect him) chaos ensues
y’all remember when the members of traffic smp were joking about doing a season of the life series irl bc that shit is so funny to me simply bc i am thinking about scar chasing other members down on his off-roading wheelchair. that thing is fast asf. scar has an advantage. imagine trying to sneak up on someone irl and you hear something moving at 15 mph behind you, and it’s scar. absolutely zooming. i’d be terrified personally
i love how (based on martyn's lore) joel has two canonical soulmates. his multidimensional wife who he will always recognize and love in any smp they are together...and etho