#Like one does with a stray cat

[poisoned-pearls]

”love letter from the sea to the shore,” (Delaney Bailey) and “good old fashioned lover boy,” are azul love songs directed at Jamil but from different ends of the spectrum

#Listen it’s abt the pining #It’s abt the fact that azul wants to see Jamil succeed even if it means without him #It’s about how they’re both from harsh environments that are very difficult or impossible for humans to live in #It’s abt how sand ties them together but is also tied to their impermance #(<- crazed man on his way to say that sand is Jamiazu coded) #And good old fashioned lover boy is just peak dork/nerd azul #Idia and the twins would refer to him as lover boy any time they know he’s abt to ramble abt Jamil for an hour #Jade lowkey adores hearing abt it and is VERY invested in their relationship while the other two would rather know like #Negative ten information abt Azul’s love life #Idia bc he’s like “stop rubbing it in my face” and I million other things (he will still stay and listen bc no one else will play games wit #Him) (fuck the tag character limit me and all of homies hat the character limit) #And Floyd doesn’t want to know bc azul is lowkey still like 12 in his head #Like ‘what do you mean Azul wants to date someone he’s Still A Baby’ #(He will get up and leave. Dip. Run away. *insert ‘hit da bricks’ skeleton) #Jade and Floyd are just Azul’s older brothers #They brought a 7 year old octopus to their mom like “can we adopt him we want a new brother” #Like one does with a stray cat #And he’s just been with them ever since #OH maroon is also jamiazu (yes Taylor swift. I have listened to her since I was like 6 it’s just in my dna now) #But like. Azul would be OBSESSED with older etiquette type of stuff #Look at him. That man has read Jane Austen #And watched every period drama under the sun #Every day I make the tags longer than the post #Azujami #jamiazu #ashenviper

[crybaby-bkg]

a slight continuation of this

no caller ID pops on your screen, pulling your attention away from your previous task at hand: not fucking up your eyeliner. you typically wouldn’t care if it was a little uneven, but you’re going on a date tonight, for the first time in so long, and you want everything to go as smoothly as possible.

which is why you groan when you end the call, and that same no caller ID pops right back up seconds later. you know who it is—who else would it be? you figured he’s already seen your story of being excited for going on your first date in a while, on the only app you hadn’t blocked him on. petty? perhaps, but it’s on him to be keeping up with you despite you cursing him out for wasting your time and then blocking him right after.

you watch it ring though, contemplating for a while longer than you should. you blocked him for a reason. no need to entertain his same shit that he always spews to you when he realizes that he might be losing you once more?

….but it doesn’t hurt to hear the hero beg for you.

“What do you want, Bakugou?” You sigh irritably as you finally answer his call, putting him on speaker as you go back to even out your eyeliner. You hear him huff on the other side of the phone at the use of his surname, but he doesn’t say anything about it, instead, quickly telling you what he’s been bothering you for.

“Who’s the fuckin’ loser that’s gonna drool over how good your tits look in that stupid green dress you love so much?” Bakugou grunts, and you instantly feel your face heating at his crude words. You glance over with a frown at that same green dress that makes your tits look good, where it hangs on your closet.

“None of your damn business, Bakugou.” You snap at him, wondering if it’s too late to find something else to wear. “Not like you ever took me out in my stupid green dress.” Your voice holds a level of bitterness that only he can bring out of you, and you hear his sigh through the speakers.

“I told you this before, I’m always—”

“Busy.” You cut him off, voice suddenly thick as you think back on the countless rejections he’s splattered at your feet every time you tried to further your relationship with him. “You reminded me of how busy you’ve been since you first started this whole situationship.”

“Situation—? Huh? We were dating!” Bakugou protests with a huff, and you can hear how he paces the floor quickly. You glare at your phone, setting down your liner to instead pick of your (his) favorite lipgloss.

“You’d have to ask me out to be dating, Bakugou. You’d have to court me to be dating, Bakugou. You’d have to make time for me and take me out on dates and not hide me to fucking date me, Bakugou.” You spit at him, venom dripping off of your lips in waves. You don’t know why you answered, why you even entertained him. You shake your head with a huff when the line goes quiet, eyebrows quirking up when your date sends you a text to make sure you’re still on for tonight.

“I’m sorry.” Bakugou mutters pathetically, his voice suddenly soft. You hesitate, for some reason, when it comes to texting your date back. Why do you always hesitate when Bakugou is around?

“Let me make it up to you, court you, and shit. I can take you to one of my favorite places, you can wear that pretty green dress and that gloss you know I love.” His voice is pleading, thickening and sweet and suffocating. You shouldn’t respond, should reply back a yes to your date.

“Please? You know how much you mean to me.” Bakugou mumbles, and you can hear the earnestness in his voice. Why haven’t you said yes to your date yet?

“I’ll do better this time. Just one more chance, sweetheart.” Bakugou’s voice is so soft, you’ve never heard him this vulnerable before. You sigh with a shake of your head, slumping back into your seat in defeat.

…

Sorry, I can’t make it tonight. Something came up. Maybe we can reschedule for another time?

#sorry this is kinda angsty lol #but I saw this tt earlier where this girl was so giddy bc ‘no caller id’ called LOL #and it just reminded me of the first part to this #at first he’s all ‘no we can’t date bc of xyz bullshit reason’ #but the moment you’re like ‘I’m done w this toxic back n forth we’re not even a couple’ #he’s like WE WERE TOGETHER THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! #delusion is what I like to call it #also he definitely takes you out to a place that’s very secluded and exclusive #to shut you up for the time being #the whole ‘at least I took you out!’ shtick #I hate him actually #but the toxic hate sex goes crazy ☝🏻 #okay gn I’m sleepy and I felt so shitty today #or yesterday #so I’m hoping today will be better #maybe I’ll mediate before I start on my work #I wanna go on a walk sometime this week bc it’s gonna be great weather but my anxiety keeps telling me #that one of the stray cats or foxes is gonna attack me AKSJDKDJDJD #omg does anyone remember me talking about that calico kitty in my backyard at one point??? #I haven’t seen her since and I hope she’s okay :( we miss her :( #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[inamagicalhallucination]

highschool au where kunikida and chuuya go to dazai's place becuz he keeps on mentioning a cat and they loves cats but its actually just atsushi

#au where they still have their abilities #or idk maybe everyone doesn't but atsushi does #or maybe he just looks like a cat #or maybe he acts like one #or maybe he's aged down and only wears cat themed clothes idk #kunichuuzai #atsushi #bungou stray dogs dazai

[bobtheacorn]

I say this with nothing but love in my heart for Usagi but Tomoe, girl, respectfully, I need u need to stop making moon eyes at him. He’s a homeless vagrant with no prospects and trauma he refuses to acknowledge or unpack! Set the bar a little higher, babe, I am begging u

#usagi yojimbo #Usagi committed to one thing in his entire life which was lord Mifune and then he had to cut off that man’s head and bury it in the woods #after that he just half-asses Everything #god love him #I mean I GET IT #commitment is scary especially when it ends with trauma #it’s so much easier to wander around and pretend you don’t have any problems by sticking your nose in everyone else’s business #but for real #I am like standing on the porch with the water hose and turning it on whenever tomoe is in his vicinity #girl please u don’t want him #u can do better #he needs a therapist and for girls to stop kissing him #why does he have that feral stray cat appeal

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Hey guys, if you could pray for me and my parents I'd be really grateful. The last cat in our old brigade, Tansy, is almost 15 and at the end of her days. She tends to get sick from allergies during the spring and she's had a rough winter and she's just, she's not going to make it through this time and she's been SUCH a good cat her whole life that we're not gonna let her suffer through it to the end. We're hoping we can get an appointment to get her put down tomorrow (that sounds awful saying it, but she's miserable and I can't watch her suffer she doesn't deserve that), so we would really appreciate your thoughts and prayers.

#cats #tansy #tw pet death #cw pet death #the only good(?) thing about this is that it's not sudden like baby tulip #I have known this was coming and been preparing for it mentally for months now #she took a turn for the worse today tho despite all our efforts to help her keep going #I *think* she might have a tumor in her cheek that suddenly got very malignant #she has a lot of the symptoms #and I think that + the allergy sickness she usually gets is just too much for her #but she has lived a GOOD life #and she KNOWS we love her #she is INCREDIBLY intelligent #she's sid's adoptive mama #like she straight up adopted a stray half-grown half-starved kitten #and TRAINED IT #to be her friend a hunter and a guardian of our home #she literally taught sid everything he knows #I'll post a little memorial for her when she does pass with pictures #because she has such unique and beautiful coloring #she's a torti #and SO sweet #she is literally one of the best cats we have EVER had #I'll miss her terribly <3

[kohakhearts]

anyone else think theres some kinda bizarre love triangle going on between the player and the dlc siblings cause thats all i took away from it lmao. cant wait for part 2 so i can take carmine on a true american date

#taylor.txt #sv spoilers #teal mask spoilers #in my tags —> #like does kieran not take you on a date that you then ditch to conspire with his older sister? and he confronts you? and is like #hey what the fuck. you guys hate me dont you. etc #and then at the end carmine goes to say something to you but is interrupted by briar and like. i know it was what she says later about #outsiders in her village #BUT DIDNT THAT SEEM LIKE AN INTERRUPTED CONFESSION OF SOME SORT…….especially since she singles you out anyway #and goes youre special :) i’ll see you again no matter what :) #meanwhile her brother is doing his hair up for our next epic rivals to lovers meeting on the other side of the world #also actually i know that the player in any given pokemon game is obviously on some chosen one shit but i agree with kieran and deserve his #ire cause like…this aint my village. i didnt know shit about this fucked up mask-wearing cat that imprinted on me #who is really cute btw i appreciate that sv goes out of its way to make me feel strongly about the legendaries #cause koraidon was like my little sandwich thieving puppy and ogerpon is my stray cat #i havent ever had a mainline pkmn game do this to me. only ever how pokemon unbound made me feel about hoopa lmao #side note: need to find out if ogerpon has a 100% lonely nature or i just happened to get one that has one LMAO

[subsequentibis]

i think ocelot and quiet should be friends. i think he genuinely respects & admires her - hands her the gun at the helicopter, gives her the chance to show her stuff with full trust she's not going to attack them, has the line about how they're both in love with the legend - i think that's nice.

#ignore me #i like to imagine his attempts to befriend her are like holding out yr hand to a stray cat #going pspspspspsps im nice i prommy im nice #she keeps her distance and is wary bc she does that to everyone. but she does recognize the respect and she appreciates the gestures. #doesn't get as comfortable with him as she does with venom but eventually gets to a Chill Point #barely related but ocelot sometimes gives me the vibes of a youngest male sibling with like three older sisters #who just always tagged along and became One Of The Girls. if that makes literally any sense. to anyone

[the-trans-dragon]

Hehehe >:3 got a kissie and some headpats from a pretty girl >:3 muahahahahahaha >:3

#sorenhoots #sometimes i remember that i am living the life that i ached for during lonely years #like i just get to wake up and live my gay little life??? kinda fucking awesome even if many other parts of life are very stressful #im so glad i met my wife who loves me for who i am 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and 😈😈😈 heheh then i met my other partner???? like. i thought my wife made me #the happiest i would ever be and then WOOSH i met ANOTHER person who makes me incredibly happy? i did not know the happiness could DOUBLE. #i figured it was like 0%-100% and my wife made me like 100% of my capacity for happiness and then its like 200% now and im realizing that my #capacity to experience joy and peace isnt static and frankly probably increases steadily over a lifetime as i grow and change and learn to #appreciate things more. anyways im in a content happy lil gay mood this morning :3 #my partner got to visit us recently to help us get emotionally ready for some stressful stuff but now the most stressful parts are done and #now that the stress is fading i am finding so much happiness has been in my chest waiting to burst! it was sooo good to see my partner hehe #and the situation is even cuter because my wifes partner also came to visit and my wifes partner is my partners wife also so like. adorable #symmetry. my partner and my wifes partner have another partner and if you draw out a little diagram of us you will see it is shaped like a #house :3 a square with a triangle on top :3 hehe metamours everywhere :3 super super super wonderful metamours. its literally almost like a #fairy tale to have a polycule??? like?? im so excited to live somewhere that isnt like 9 hours from them. oh my god they also have a cat and #shes the cutest. me and my wife have a cute cat also and we are like 👀👀👀 tenatively anticipating that they will get along 👀👀👀 ive #specifically worked with my cat to help her know how to behave around other cats. my neighbor is retired and does TNR on the local strays #and they get attached to her and hang out in her backyard or her house lol like one snuck in and this was before they had any cats and they #didnt know he snuck in until he hopped onto her bf's chest at night to snuggle up. and hes a big cat and if you felt him drop onto your #chest in the pitch black of night you might absolutely mistake him for a racooon or possom or some other beast. anyways he sneaks into all #the houses down the street apparently and is just kinda like “the retired people down the street”'s cat lol. and daisy would hiss and yowl #out the window at him but i always tried to show her that he is friendly (and give her treats to attempt to tell her 'he isnt a threat. have #a snack. see? if he was a threat then we would not be having snacks.' and eventually he ran into us while i was letting her outside on her #harness and!!! i was absolutely ready to defend either of them from the t #other but they just cautiously sniffed each other and then laid down. it was fascinating to observe. daisy also responds really well yo #to meeting new people :3 though she proved me wrong by hiding from some maitenence ppl recently. but then she met my metamour and was pretty #much instantly like 'oh ok ur family? sounds gok #sounds good.' so thats cute and i hope if we end up in the same house with the other cat in the polci #polycule. well i hope they get along!!! #idk what we would do if they didnt. there are lots of other housing arrangements (like renting a duplex or next-door apartments or #something) but i want them to get along anyways :3 no matter what sort of living arragement works out best. i think theyd be good for each

[nexus-nebulae]

how to eat food: introject a starving street cat

#seriously hes been our main Food Getter here bc hes just constantly like *food??? MEALS??? I GET FOOD HERE???* #we Have to cofront while eating tho bc if someone's not there to regulate him he Will eat way too fast lmao #he just absolutely fucking loves being able to eat so we're just like 'YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO CONSISTENTLY DOES PLS HELP' #we (body) used to have cats at our old house #our apartment doesn't allow them #and we'd always adopt strays every time #that kind of accidental 'well i just Found a cat here so it's mine now i guess' #it was a rural area with a lot of coyotes so they wouldn't have been pets bc nobody lets their pets out in The Woods so we'd keep them #so we're very used to having cats that when they finally get access to food go HAM and eat everything they can #it's the 'dont know when I'll eat next' instinct

[martyrbat]

I just know Barbara Gordon’s pet growing up would have been two gold fish that her uncle Jim got her.

she would get SO annoyed anytime jim messes up and calls one fish the other's name too...

(also, he tries his hardest to tell them apart, really, but also just... its two goldfish. what the hell do you mean ‘you can just tell’??)

#i also like thinking she was a mouse/rat kid.... #i have a slightly weird headcanon for older! babs and how she ends up having a parrot too #also stay with me ok?? but young babs seeing an alleyway cat with a hurt leg and torn ear and #just going to jim. the ‘dad — uncle jim! please! it obviously needs help!!’ but jim puts his foot down. the house is cramped enough #and a stray cant be around an infant! what if the cat has something and scratches or bites?! absolutely not. #he gets home from work & ofc has the cat bc she had watery eyes and the poor girl did just lose her only family member and had to leave #her friends and home and everything she once had. even her own name is no longer her own.... #she deserves something thatd make her happy and make gotham feel like a home... #but huh. for an alleyway cat it sure is quite fat huh? im sure its nothing unusual and hey it is kinda cute! :) #it gives birth to 5 kittens under his bed that night because of fucking course it does #jim is so fucking tired guys. he ends up asking his weird masked friend if he knew anyone thatd want a kitten in 8ish weeks. #when given the choice; babs decides to keep the mama instead of just a kitten. (jim secretly bonds with a kitten and keeps one anyways :)) #i just think she deserves an old rescue cat... she spoils it and rants to it and it keeps her grounded to reality in a way :33 #barbara gordon #uncle gordon #thank u for the ask anon!! this is a cute hc i am officially adopting it >:33 #<- more like of-fish-ially.... #sorry.

[chimeric-art]

There were many nice places to curl up for a nap, but one in particular stood out as her favorite.

Hail belongs to @miss-mossball <3

#it has been a while since I drew smth that gave me big !!!!!!!! soft!!!!!!!! feelings #but am very proud of this one <3 #rain trusts hail very very much #her shadow goes away when she's sleeping n she's very vulnerable when she wakes up #so choosing to curl up with someone for a nap is :> like when a stray cat does it #trust!!!! affection!!!!!! love!!!!!!!!! #hail works so hard n perhaps also needs a nap :x #rain #hail #my art #shadow au

[paradisecas]

top row gabriel and lucifer bottom row raphael and michael. <3 and mom. <3 black cats are impossible to photograph unless they are very good and very still or staring at a toy i am dangling in the air and even then…

#these are not great pics but it’s what i have. and i can tell them apart bc i can remember who was doing what. so. #raph and gabe are the hardest to tell apart BUT gabe is the girl and she has tabby markings on her head whilst raph does not #michael was also the first baby to figure out the water fountain:) #my roommate wants her bf to keep one and half of me is like KEEP MICHAEL but the other half of me hates her bf #actually all of me hates her bf but yk #also #yk. i have four cats. ive raised kittens before. ur still just never prepared for how much they poop!! #in there scooping the twoooo litter boxes like three times a day bc they’re FULL!! #although. they didn’t have to be taught to use the litter box. #the last two strays i took in we had to do the ol dirt in the litter box trick #and my last mom. well. we had to put plastic down on the bed so she wouldn’t ruin the mattress. #these babies may have the most vacant eyes ive ever seen but they’re smart enough to use the litter box! #mine #sorry for cat posting. not. i love them. #also they are OBSESSED with the litter box lid. favorite toy. for whatever reason. #my cats

[the-casbah-way]

sorry for not replying to stuff i got hyperfocused on a paper about caesar then i had to fucking sprint to the mall bc my mother needed something and it closed in half an hour then i had a meltdown bc there was dust in my room then i had to smash decades old concrete out of the holes in 68 bricks and i made a bed for a homeless cat

#i need to sleep but i keep thinking abt the cat. everyone always focuses on feeding strays but #no one ever talks abt the fact that they have no one to play with. they don’t have toys #in my experience strays don’t always like the fancy toys but they love chasing string/feathers etc #and playing the game where they wrap around ur arm and wrestle you #i have to find out what he likes to play. so does he probably. i have to make sure he is happy #like where is he rn where’s he sleeping where does he keep warm. he was trying to make cookies on the concrete w his paws #but he couldn’t bc it wasn’t soft enough i’m inconsolable. i hope he finds the bed i made

[truethes]

anyway in a more comprehensive post i have to admit that this chapter absolutely has made my muse peek even higher.

#❛ ♡ › jupiter : 𝐨𝐨𝐜. #spoilers in tags warning! #every day i stray closer to just a sv based mumu but i just love my other muses too much to commit to that </3 #im glad we finally have the confirmation from tana.ka that mikun.is theme in mis.onos ali.ce in wonderland is in fact the queen of hearts. #but there is so. so much to theorise with this #ofc gears already mentioned that werewolves cannot be killed unless you aim straight for the heart #but tou.ma coming back suggests theres also something else under his sleeve. theres an extreme possibility hes going to be okay too #lily being a traitor was honestly? the least surprising bit of info about the chapter bc ive always felt like theres been a possibility ever #since it was revealed he knew what would happen to kur.o when ku.ro made that choice #lilys are in fact poisonous to #both cats and dogs though. so theres something very fascinating going on with that one #i like the fact tanak.a has gone down the path of #yes kur.o and mahi.ru arent here so everything now goes from bad or worse but #there is so much that could happen. theres no one whom i believe is. completely dead yet. #itll be what ends up happening to jej.e and mikun.i that concerns me. #mis.ono you shouldve stayed home!!!! #my mik.uni muse peeked #all my muses ended up nearly dying in the last 10 chapters what does that say about me??????? #UFYVGUFYGVGFY ONLY TSUB.AKI SEEMS OK

[geoffrey]

i just dont understand how you could see someone at age 25 and see the same person at age 35 and not see how they just look objectively better and more filled out and human

#its like seeing a stray cat on day one vs 3 years #i know i said objectively when its my opinion #but i mean seriously like what are you even looking at. are you seriously just looking at skin texture #and its not even ''does it look good'' its just ''does it look this one specific way'' #do you guys just think people who look young are attractive like people think outfits look good on a thin person #which back to my original post point #i dont think that weight is a notable issue on the attractiveness scale in relation to age i just dont #if you are fatphobic youre fatphobic period #so im not gonna dignify that here rn

[anaalnathrakhs]

i WILL show up to the trial day for the preparatory class tomorrow no matter how much i dont want to and after that i guarantee NOTHING

#broadcasting my misery #vent #this is a lie i guarantee i will keep tumbling through life appearing functional and melting down in the privacy of my own home afterwards #<- trying to jinx my naturally contrarian ass into taking care of myself for once #god i'm tired #i am. slightly peeved. #around 11am i was like ''i think i'm going to go home'' and my friend was like WHAT nooooooo what are you going to do at home anyway #and we ended up hanging out w another friend until fucking 4pm #and she was like oooooh guys i think i'm gonna go else i wont have energy tomorrow #haha bitch where was this mindset when i told you i was going to go home #i don't know why i keep like. telling people stuff like ''i'm [emotion] i'm going to [thing]'' #and they just plan stuff w me anyway #and like. i can't decide for them what's important or not to them. so i make an effort and i participate to the best of my ability. #but it KEEPS HAPPENING #OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN #it does not stop #i can barely keep the violent impulses down tbh i act like im on crack in public #bc if i dont walk around and spasm like an epileptic stray cat im gonna start giving in to the urge to dive under a bus or punch someone #i have nearly uncontrollable fits of hitting my head against walls when my entire life i was too chicken to do it despite trying to #i gained about fifteen to twenty fucking kilograms in the last three months #because i cannot fucking stop binging and EVERYBODY'S LIFE seems to revolve around food #my friends are incapable of hanging out without going to buy smth no matter at which time we get out of school #my other friends seem incapable of not checking calories VERY LOUDLY and calculating how much they lost walking around #my mom and i are home and awake at the same time abt two hours a day and one and a half of that is spent making/eating dinner lmao #im making the effort holy shit i am but i'm going to start being violent soon #i've started trying to strangle my cat twice in the past week i think #i'll show up tomorrow bc it's an opportunity and im not stupid enough to miss that by lack of self esteem #but really what is it good for #my friend isnt very delicate in her way to say it but she's right. i'm not cut out for being normal like that #i can sorta seem functional but you very quickly start seeing i don't know how to dress