Declaring myself safe to drive and pick up the 25-lb toddler 😤
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Annahael: We dropped the nuke
Winter: They asked for a distraction, we gave it
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mfw people tell me im the pony i based my entire personality on at the age of 10
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“Making her appear American on first glance”
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Me (at work): hey look at this cookbook i got, its by a tiktoker named b dylan hollis
Older coworkers: omg i remember these recipes from my youth! we should order this for the library!
Younger coworkers: OMG I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD GET THIS FOR THE LIBRARY!!!!!!
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lets goooooo just convinced my roommates to name our future cat gringolet
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Well, you got one person over to your side about shipping Ocean x Ricky! I just watched your video and it's great. Thank you so much :]
Yay! I'm glad you liked it !
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Child, while tugging on Fox's kama: 'Mander Fox?
Fox, looking down: Yes?
Child, starting to cry: Will you protect my mommy?
Fox, picking the child up: Who does she need to be protected from?
Child: My daddy...
Fox: Is your daddy mean?
Child: Uh huh...
Fox: Do you know where your daddy lives?
Child: With me and my mommy...
Fox: ...I will protect your mommy.
Thorn, via comms: Fox, where are you? Thire says you muted him?
Fox, waiting outside of the child's home, watching the family through a window: I'm on a mission...
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#16 Angel - #17 Demon
They are Free - Good End (headcanon name for that conclusion to help me cope)
Lyrics from “Made of Light” by HAAST
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