x-kit gods we need you now more than ever
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shout out to my friend who saw me using an espio reference in my drawing, stole my entire phone, and did this
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crying while applying for a credit card like an adult
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> cleared tumblr's 1.2 GB of tumblr cookies out of my goddamn browser
> site loads like normal once again instead of taking 30 seconds
> profi-- wait
> why is my dashboard in dark mode. I was usin True Blue
> looks for the palette changer
> ...
> mfw where the fuck is the palette changer
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okay i watched red white & royal blue and this movie was fucking godawful. AWFUL. uma thurman's accent should be illegal. it felt like the writers' room was fired and completely replaced at two separate times in the script so i was watching a funny cute rom-com, then it got SO horny, then it did a 180 into the cheesiest piece of fucking painful schlock. i want to personally find whoever made me listen to henry saying they should """"""make love""""" and give them a talking to
but.
you know that poem that goes "the bones are good"? so i went to the source material.
and like...read the whole thing in a night and cried at a presidential acceptance speech???????? what the fuck
i didn't know i needed gay romance fanfic about an AU where hillary won in 2016 and the world wasn't on quite so much of a downward evangelical christian conservative poison spiral but i guess i did
(the real kicker for me was finding out casey mcquiston removed all references to harry potter in the newer edition lmaoooooooo)
anyway fic on the way byeee
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No fucking way. THIS is the Russian libertarian flag? 😭
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James: You know, you can’t handle even a tiny portion of what you give.
Regulus: I know. I’m aware that it’s a flaw.
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no , i don't think you guys were listening to me when i said kaen and abel have an EXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE relationship. nothing gross , but it is manipulative. like , it comes to a point that kaen just ... turns on abel. flat out just , "y're right. ye've always been right." and right when abel thinks he's finally gotten through to them , kaen proposes that they reunite their souls and i --- ??? likewise , abel is flabbergasted bc , for one , a reunification process is extremely unorthodox - even for them - and secondly , there's never been a successful record of it ( smth smth , a convergence would destroy them or whatever ) . when he tries to tell them as such , they call him a COWARD , they're like , "so ye would ruin th' werld but not be willin' ta' take one more risk ? pathetic." like c'mon. you cannot look me in the eye and tell me this isn't FUBAR .
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hey anxiety, could we not today? i have stuff to do with a deadline and you’re preventing me from getting it done
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Emilie using a picture of a black woman she lightened to sell her filter is really just taking the piss at this point. What the fuck.
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House that looks like a prison
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hOWDY FOLKS
I’m masochist but too much so apparently I’m watching That Show again
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loml on loml violence i’m gonna be sick
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bitch it’s 99 degrees and it’s only 10am -_-
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