#Odins a bitch

[nepobabyeurydice]

all odin’s children need is validation from someone they like and then they become kinder more loving people. jane, mobius and ying li & wenwu can literally fix them i swear.

#what if marvel #what if season 2 #hela marvel #thor odinson #loki laufeyson #loki friggason #hela odinsdottir #ying li #wen wu #jane foster #odin’s a bad parent #all the love in the world to frigga for putting up with that bitch #the wand of fairy authority upon thee

[sieglinde-freud]

i love the awakening trio in nohr and how they all got character development in three entirely different directions like laslows in every support trauma dumping, being a walking awakening reference, constantly spouting shit like “is my life even real. do my friends even miss me. would my mom still love me if i were a worm” while selena is in the next room over challenging anybody and everybody to fight her like this girl trying to start something with a serial killer, a fucking werewolf, a WHOLE ASS PRINCE like she grabbed her mommy issues by the neck and decided this was the best opportunity to finally take out her rage. and then u got odin, slutting it the FUCK up, absolutely slaying, slowly blurring the line between owain and his dnd persona like i think i can count on my hand how many times he broke character, its so ingrained in him he genetically passes it down to his daughter. my mans has MASTERED his coping mechanism (and also somehow seems the most emotionally stable of the three? is that just me) like he saw a chance for a new start and immediately turned to page 347 of the manual of justice, picked his favorite oc, and said “me now” and put on the most whoreish outfit anankos had

i stg they went from

to

this is the only way i can possibly describe it

#like inigo went from ‘I WANT TO BE MAN-HANDLED’ to ‘would you call me a monster too?’ BRO WHAT #stop tryna get bitches and get some help instead #anyways i love all three of them so much this isnt slander its a celebration #fire emblem #fe inigo #fe laslow #fe severa #fe selena #fe owain #fe odin #fe13 #fe14 #fe shitpost

[akaisenhatake]

@medievildead 's art post of freyr and heimdall got me good so i redrew it out of spite

thank u for the food boss im looking forward to see more of them <'3

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #god of war fanart #gow freyr #freyr #gow heimdall #heimdall #my art #i imagine silly heim boye was still quite young when freyr got reduced to atoms #kinda think that they would have a decent uncle nephew relationship #brothers even considering yknow [side eyes his fucked up family except tyr being the only sane one] #anyways odin's a bitch

[finngualart]

was working on a logo today and looked at previous vector designs i did and realized i never posted this one on here :^)

#odin #alldad #norse gods #norse mythology #sleipnir #huginn and muninn #the runes say odin's little bitch btw #its me #im odins little bitch

[karioke13]

WHAT IF SEASON 2 EPISODE 7 SPOILERS

Wow oh wow this episode was pretty amazing. One of the things I really liked was showing how Odin was a piece of shit to all of his children especially Hela. It really shows how he really only saw them as tools of destruction for rea domination instead of people with actual feelings. And I love how Hela showed great signs of PTSD from Odin in her flashbacks and showed how scared of him she was but in the end she conquered her fears of Odin and became the Goddess of Light I think based on the color scheme of her outfit. And I was actually a little worried if Hela and Wenwu were gonna get together 😅 But they didn’t. This episode was awesome! Definitely recommend watching this one.

#what if season 2 spoilers #what if season 2 #hela #wenwu #Odin was a bitch in this episode #but hela was hilarious #cate blanchett did a fantastic job #but still screw Odin 😒🖕🏼

[tapioca-puddingg]

#god of war ragnarök spoilers #kratos #god of war thor #god of war odin #santa monica studios #video games #tell me this ain't what happened #bitch ass odin #like admittedly thor wasnt a great person/father #but i think he wanted to do better #couldve been the start of thor's redemption arc #also poor thrud #all my niggas hate odin #thanks for coming to me ted talk #still on hiatus but i wanted to do this real quick #i miss doing memes

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

this show needs to stop being so piss funny out of nowhere

#my girl just killed 5 people got shot 3 times started halucinating then woke up to Odin with a tiger #directly after the most harrowing episode of anything ever #the walking dead #the walking dead spoilers #something about 16mm film paired with actual pretty damn good CGI is fucking with me a lil bit also #Carol's like bitch I died and woke up in a different genre. ok sure

[bird-wells214]

the imposter tyr twist is really devastating generally but also really fucking funny if you think about it too much. I keep imagining odin disguised as tyr when the dwarf brothers admit to stealing draupnir and on the outside being all calm like “so YOU stole draupnir?” but on the inside being like

#god of war ragnarok spoilers #I MEAN LIKE THAT HAPPEJED SHORTLY BEFORE BROK SI KILLED #HE WAS ALREADY ON HIS LAST LEG TOO #odin has HAD IT #bitch is about to fucking LOSE IT #god of war ragnarok #gow

[lazy-cat-corner]

Magni & Modi: *Get killed by Kratos and Atreus*

Odin: Oh no. That’s Melanie. That’s a shame she was really nice.

#i love that odin is a bitch in every media form #original: tiktok #magni & modi #god of war #gow #incorrect god of war quotes #kratos #atreus

[unave]

Reposting old art

#pkna #Odin eidolon #deugamo #paperinik new adventures #the husband(s) tag #Odin is the husband Deu is the bitch brother I bully #my art

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Honestly Heimdall's actor is fantastic but what really made me love that final fight with him is how similar he is to Hermes (like if GOW Hermes ran his mouth more) in terms of movement and abilities. I'm sure that little bit of similarity was intentional, since the game has been setting up everything for Kratos to slip back to his old self. The spear, a familiar kind of foe, beating him to death in a VERY similar way to the Kratos of previous games...if anything I'm surprised that the beating was just an arm cut off and few solid slams of his head into the ground before choking him, compared to the PTSD-induced "turn his head into hamburger meat" level I was expecting by the end of it lol

Also, Heimdall himself is very interesting when it came to his loyalty to Odin. He's able to read others with such clarity, so Odin being a manipulative piece of shit should be apparent. Yet it doesn't seem like Heimdall sees that when he looks at Odin. I hope the game can touch on that: is it due to loyalty making him blind to Odin's true nature (it'd be a nice bit of irony) or is Odin genuine when it comes to Heimdall's gaze? Or does Heimdall view Odin's manipulation as having a higher purpose because that's what Odin truly believes?

#god of war ragnarok #god of war ragnarok spoilers #also it took so long for me to see that Heimdall has all gold teeth? #gyro zeppeli grills in this bitch #but like instead they spell out GO!GO!ODIN lmao #.sillyshit #.sloot plays

[a-stone-in-flight]

ik our hearts are all breaking but can we take a second to appreciate the way he fuCKING CREATED YGGDRASIL?!?!?!? what a power move bruh.

#dramatic ass bitch #making himself a cape #that classic horned helmet #using timelines as lifelines #making himself the loneliest throne #and mobius is right that lokis one of them #a fucking god #a norse myth in all his glory #burdened with glorius purpose #and he remakes the universe into THE symbol of life in norse mythology #if odin could see him. just imagine it #incredible #loki #loki spoilers #loki season 2 #loki series #loki s2 #loki season 2 spoilers #loki laufeyson

[mamaangiwine]

This weekend I'm gonna buy some clay and then it's over for you bitches.

#its me #im bitches #i wont have a life #i will be too busy sculpting statues for Odin and Morana in preparation for winter

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

Take Odin’s advice. He isn’t the Norse god of wisdom for nothing.

#odin #wisdom #funny stuff #comic memes #hes right stop being a little bitch #shen comix

[lunapwrites]

On one hand, my neighbor's dogs are very cute.

On the other, the fact that the Doberman scaled a 6ft wall just to see Odin so they could bark at each other face to face was a little unnerving.

#there was still another backyard between them at least #and a chain link fence #except i know for a fact that Odin can climb them if he feels so inclined #and it's not holding a dobie back #those leggy bitches can jump #but anyway this is just another one of those things I'm not currently equipped for lol #like please stay in your designated yard sir #i really really don't want to have that conversation #lp dogs #i love dogs #and they generally love me #but i am not in wrasslin condition 😭 #the dobie has floppy ears guys #just. also has a GSD bestie #and like. #i love dogs but I'm not an idiot about them lol #this is Not the Environment

[metaphysicae]

girl help your local metaphysicist is trying to find a way to link odr-odin to hermes trismegistus

#YOU CANT ! i dont think you can! i dont think thats a thing! #> ok but look me in the eyes and tell me that odin appearing as high just as high and third isnt some thrice-great shit #< my man three is a very small number its so easy to make three of something. #the morrigan is associated with three (3 sisters) #so is fucking . jesus #doesn’t mean they’re hermes #> actually there *is* a theory that jesus was hermes trismegistus. #^ i thought that was . moses #> i thought hermes was moses’s teacher . #< what the fuck are you bitches talking aboit #> HERMETICISM !