#Ohio What You Need to Know

[petnews2day]

Rescue dog inspires young readers in children's book

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Rescue dog inspires young readers in children's book

COLUMBUS, Ohio — There’s a special bond between us and our pets. It’s even inspired one Ohio woman to not only write a book, but to inspire young minds. What You Need To Know Allison McKinley’s own rescue dog inspired her children’s book ‘Betty Jean Blue to the Rescue’ The book teaches life lessons and the importance […]

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[when-did-this-become-difficult]

OHIOANS VOTE JULY 2023

JULY 11, 2023 EARLY VOTING OPEN TODAY IN OHIO

Skip the lines and go to your early vote location! The last day you can vote is August 8, Election Day (it's an early election day, yes we also have a November election because the Ohio state legislature is so so so so stupid) but anyways

VOTE NO ON ISSUE #1 🙏🙏🙏

a) it's the right thing to do

b) it's pretty easy cause you have a whole month to get it done early

c) fuck em

#us politics #ohio #so if you don't know what issue 1 is #basically republicans are scared because they know that a pro choice state constitutional amendment is a real possibility #but rather than trying to convince people or whatever the fuck they're moving the goalposts #they're trying to make it so that instead of needing 50% of the vote to pass a constitutional amendment #now you'll need 60% #which makes it insanely hard to amend the state constitution because historically we have passed a fair number of amendments but usually #the margin of victory is less than 10% #which is just like...fucking normal??? #anyways they're just hoping nobody votes in august because nobodys paying attention #like that's literally their plan. theyre just hoping to get hardcore right wing pro lifers out #and everyone else not pay attention #so let's - *pauses to think of a nonviolent metaphor* #*fails* #let's block this stupid thing okay? #just. vote no on issue 1

[boltgunkiller-archive]

i find it damn near impossible to get mad at santana’s behavior in 3x06 and 3x07 because i genuinely do think she had the right to be lashing out at everybody. sue me idk

#idgaf if she was mean to kurt and blaine when they were “trying to help” in IKAG #they were the first performance & santana was put under the spotlight by the guy who fully outed her to the ENTIRE STATE OF OHIO & now she #-was expected to be just happy and jolly about some bullshit lady music week to celebrate women as if that has anything to do with wtf just #-happened to her by finn’s hands & of course she was upset because she was only back in the new directions because finn basically #-blackmailed her into rejoining like hello!!! so of course she was snippy with them… and tbh i don’t even think she was being that mean. #i think she’d have reason to be even MEANER actually. that reaction of hers was completely reasonable. and honestly it must’ve hurt seeing #-two people who are meant to Get what it’s like.. participate in that? especially when the last thing she wants is her sexuality that she’s #-still very insecure with Being broadcasted. to the whole damn club. it’s already about to be shown to all of ohio with names addresses #-details about her whole personal life etc like she really didn’t need that spotlight right then she needed to have space and love and #-support… none of which she got. #also the glee writers tend to make a character do a bad thing and then have another character do an INFINITELY WORSE THING #and then they’re like “oh but. the first character was being so mean. this absolutely deplorable and wayyyy too far reaction is definitely #-justified now because that was just so mean of the first character ugh!” and basically spins what happened into showing the first characte #-as the most evil person alive??? as if that’s even remotely true.??? and yes this is about santana cause they do this w her #and quinn. a LOTTTT. like a LOT. rn i’m talking ab santana though so i won’t cover quinn sorry fabrayers… one day! #like yes santana was being mean sure whatever. but finn didn’t have an excuse IDGAF what the hell anybody says about the body shaming stuff #it was mean. yes that’s true. but i don’t think you understand how different those two things are #they’re both bad but the outing is infinitely more despicable and personal and filled with malice and it’s so much more endangering in a wa #-that can’t even be compared to the dangers of body shaming you know. like they’re completely different and the outing thing is just too #-personal and Wrong like. idk. just get that through ur head they’re both so different and finn went way too far and personal. he could’ve #-just mocked her looks if he really wanted to get back at her. mocked ANYTHING else. but he chose the worst thing you could do to somebody #who is scared and in the closet and hurting #also yes santana’s written to be rude a lot of the time but her degree of rudeness in those episodes was Overplayed and def not in characte #like it didn’t feel much like santana’s brand of meanness it was 100% the writers trying to justify finn more because they continued to #-paint finn as the good guy who chose the high road… when that couldn’t be further from the truth thanks. he didn’t choose the high road he #-completely blackmailed santana and used her to make him look good basically. so you can’t change my mind on that Def being a writer issue #and just them Hating Women. especially santana. thanks. #also this is all coming from somebody who loves finn. so. 🤣 #i fuckingggg hate seeing people say santana was mean and had no right to be doing all of that in those eps.. BITCH YES SHE DID #like in other eps sure (<- nuanced topic/take) but this one? No. she was justified IDGAF. should’ve been meaner

[hjemne]

I hate being queer bc if two cishets of diff genders talked for 3 hours alone in a club and held hands and walked home together afterwards you'd know where it was going, and yet the best we can get is a goodbye hug and ig DM ahhhbhhh

#he's from ohio so y'all Americans can tell me what that makes you feel #but also ahghhhdggshd hes gorgeous i need him but i don't wanna make the first move and potentially be disrespectful #i also charmed the fuck out of a polish friend by knowing kanapke #anyway hi man from rural ohio i want you carnally what part of 'try on my coat' didnt u understand #rambles #sleeby timenow #but like also i cannot blame and will not get in any way annoyed at a trans person for holding back just a little #but also HI your hands fit so perfectly in mine like hello

[bunnyb34r]

This depression, have even less energy than usual, no motivation to do anything but have "me time" doing crafts in my room alone, shit better fucking end with January.

#marquilla #it's like i know part of it is the 10 day withdrawal shit and recovering from that pain/fatigue but like... idk i feel more selfish lately #like fuck you i aint making dinner i HURT while i turn my back and continue to mindlessly make scrunchies #i come home from work and rush through my chores so i can shower and lay down... like i want to want to help out but ... #i hate january i should up my vitamin d3 but i already take 5000ui daily (my bloodwork is fine thank you very much. i live in Ohio it is #necessary) like do i take 10k?? sgdgdgdg would that help me or kill me?? idr what organ is affected by VD3 overdose but egdggdgdgd #i remember one dr telling me with all my meds my liver should be damaged but its perfectly fine shdhdgd like bitch my body is deficient #and defective i need them to survive #anyway i want to like want to make dinner. i want to want to make stew or a roast in the crockpot for mom but my body says no #and my mind says fuck you. #im just so tired

[solace-seekers]

each day my faith in humanity is tested by my mother

#what the fuck do you mean you need to vote yes on issue one??? #you want there to be a 60 majority rule to change the constitution??? #or did you just see people you label ‘libt*rds’ (literal quote) say to vote no so you’re doing the opposite without researching the issue #cause i think i know which one it is #soemtimes i think i can deal w living at home and then soenthing like this happens and it’s just. yea #i know this is a minor thing but like. yea. 😐 #ohio issue one

[pebblezone]

Feeling like a Yuma morii Pokémon card

#talkingcore #got my little book prize and tell me why books are heavy I was surprised with the hellsing manga and now this why are books heavy #don’t get me wrong it’s cool but this thing barely fit into my backpack twas intimidating #oh yeah so excited for next week when everything goes to shit! yay strikes! not good that they have to be striking #but no discussion sections means more brain silly time. we love brain silly time :) #also every day I get more pissed about March madness I am not emotionally invested in basketball but they’re letting the wrong teams win #like last night I’m sorry but you let Michigan state get fucked so another willie the wildcat could win??? fuck Kansas state #msu has like one of the only bearable mascots in the big10 and you let them lose? in overtime too??? #Xavier’s still in though I’m holding out for Xavier I love the blue blob I love stupid looking mascots #Western Kentucky? W. Syracuse? W. Pepperdine? W. Mizzou? W. Ohio State? MASSIVE W. #okay like Akron? they got zippy!! he looks a lil stupid but where else do you have a kangaroo!!! #either you’re intimidating ugly cute or silly like I think Arizona state is intimidating silly because it has a sleek sharp design #but also the dude looks a lil dumb #or like penn state is just ugly but berkeley is ugly cute (actually I really don’t like oski but other people do so I shall be less hostile) #and like all those blobs? Xavier western Kentucky Syracuse? cute silly!! #I need to do my little charts again because I got distracted at like Arkansas and frankly a lot of my knowledge is limited geographically #like my state and where I’m at school I’m pretty good with as well as places I know people have gone #but like not many people where I’m at are going to say Tennessee so I’m not as familiar with a bunch of schools there #which I need to fix because there must be so many epic mascots there that I’m clueless about!!! #okay some states like Wyoming I know have like Two Colleges so it’s easier to know things there but like Mississippi? no clue what’s there!!

[timehascomeagain]

im about to start fucking crying over brighton rock by graham greene this shit is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STupid school book for REAL. What the fuck is “The soured false age, the concentrated and limited experience of the Brighton slum drained out of him. He wished he had Cubitt there and Dallow. There was too much to tackle by himself at seventeen. It wasn’t only Spicer. He had started something on Whit Monday which had no end.” I will KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i am getting so overwhelmed by this book. i can feel it in my gut #like i've entered this era where i'm so easily overstimulated by enjoying a book it's actually horrible like i can't just appreciate it i #literally shut down and have to close the book bc my brain firing so much so fast is too overwhelming for me #i need to delete tiktok and stop watching films and stop listening to music except on my mp3&cd players and chill out and then I will be Ok. #i want to talk to my english teacher about pinkie but idek what i'd say. i just need to tell someone how moving i'm finding him as a #character and i dont even know what it is. there's just something so compelling about him like the intensity of his every feeling and #the amplification of each emotion to something bigger than all comprehension. Dies #Like i literally keep opening winesburg ohio which is such a lame book to get overwhelmed by but the last time i picked it up there was such #a beautiful passage and i didnt know how to deal with it so i just had to speed through the rest of the chapter and put it down and like #open tiktok like it was HORRRIIIBBLBLLEEE #i think the pinkie thing is the kaz brekker effect tbh. He's like if kaz was like an actual misogynist who was actually kind of a horrible #person. Do you guys remember when kaz was like I cant be no superhuman but for you Inej i'll be superhuman

[alchemiclee]

there's a music video idea I have and I really want to make it happen. every time I see cool videos and stuff, there's always a very long list of people who worked on it. I don't have that. I have to do it all myself. so it will never work out the way I want because I just physically can't move the camera around to film and act at the same time. but i've given up so many ideas because i don't have friends and can't split in half. I have no choice but to do this alone if I dont want to give up on another idea, but it will be so bad compared to my actual idea 😭

#i need some sort of robotic filming mount that i can move the ways i want and record that movement to make it record me #thats some cool futuristic tech i need now. that eliminates the need for a filming crew and/or actor and i can do it myself #if theres any honkai star rail cosplayers in ohio....would you like to come help me and be firefly for a video? 🥹 #ive spent so much time trying to work out how to get the shots i want when my camera cant move #actually i forgot....i broke my tripod. that makes it even harder 😭 #AHHHHH WHAT DOOOOOO #i know everyone will just tell me to do it anyway because ~they do things alone all the time~ or whatever i get told every single time. sigh

[answrs]

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got the written results of the MRI back and uh. YEAH OKAY so there seem to be. mAny actual physical reasons I'm in pain all the time besides just The Fibro™ and/or Because You're Fat™™

also No Fear "we won't remove these because it's associated with early onset dementia" -> "these are overgrown with active cysts so we'll be taking those out too" One Fear

#i don't want to be on hrt forever with the wrong hormones. like if I went on T sure I could probably deal but E? no thank you! #but also i don't know if i want T and also Ohio is actively fucking trans people over #to the point even if i DID have to go on E and presented as cis i probably wouldn't be able to still be on it in six months! #*to clarify the early onset was either dementia or Alzheimer's. or another equally degrading mental disease so like. yay! #need to call the surgeon tomorrow and see what the next steps are tho

[yokelfelonking]

Post 9/11 Trivia

Most folks on this site were either children on September 11, 2001, or weren’t even born yet.  But America went crazy for about a year afterwards.  Here’s some highlights that I remember that might not be in your history books:

There was national discussion on whether or not Halloween should be canceled because…fuck if I know why.  After planes crashed into buildings in NYC it follows that 6-year-olds in Iowa shouldn’t be allowed to dress up like Batman and ask their neighbors for candy, I guess.  (Halloween wasn’t canceled, by the way.)

On a similar note, people asked if comedy - any sort of comedy - was appropriate anymore, ever.

People sold shitty parachutes to suckers “in case your building gets attacked and you have to jump out the window.” There were honest-to-God news reports warning people not to jump out of the window with shitty mail-order parachutes because they wouldn't work.

As a follow-up to the attacks, someone mailed anthrax to some prominent politicians and news anchors - you know, famous people - along with some badly-written notes about “you cannot stop us, death to America, Allah is good” and after that every time some random dumbass found a package in the mail they didn’t recognize they thought that the terrorists were targeting them, too.

Everyone was similarly convinced that their town was going to be the next target, even if they were a little town in the middle of nowhere. "Our town of Bumblefuck, South Dakota (population 690) has the largest styrofoam pig statue west of the Mississippi! Terrorists might fly planes into that too! It's a prime target!"

People started taping up their windows and trying to make their houses or apartments airtight out of fear of chemical and biological attacks. There were news reports warning people that turning your house into an airtight box was a bad idea because, y'know, you need air to breathe.

"[X] supports terrorism!" and “if we do [X], the terrorists win!” were used as arguments for everything.  "Some rich Arab you never heard of donated to his organization that backs Hamas which backs al-Queda, and also owns stock in a holding company that has partial ownership of the Pringles company, so if you eat Pringles you're supporting terrorism!" "The terrorists want to tear down our freedoms and our way of life and rule us through fear! Eating what you want is one of our freedoms as Americans! If you're afraid to eat Pringles, the terrorists win!" (I promise you that this sort of argument is in no way hyperbole.) (This argument is how Halloween was saved, by the way.  “If we cancel Halloween, the terrorists win!”)

People worked 9/11 into everything, and I mean everything, whether it was appropriate or not.  If you went to the grocery store the tortilla chips would remind you to support the troops on the packaging. Used car sales would be dedicated to our brave first responders. You couldn't wipe your ass without the toilet paper rolls reminding you to never forget the fallen of 9/11, and again, this is not hyperbole. My uncle, who lived in Ohio and had never been to New York except to visit once in the 70′s, died of a stroke about 8 months after 9/11, and the priest brought up the attacks at the eulogy.

On a similar local note, on the day of 9/11, after the towers went down, gas stations in my home town immediately jacked up gas prices.  The mayor had the cops go around and force them to take them back down.  I doubt any of that was legal.

Before 9/11, Christianity in America - and religion in general - was on a downward swing, with reddit-tier atheism on the upswing. Religion was outdated superstition from a bygone age. The day after 9/11? Every single church was PACKED. (This wasn't a bad thing, but the power-hungry on the Evangelical Right saw this as a golden opportunity to grab power and influence.)

EDIT: By Popular Demand - Freedom Fries. I initially left these off because they came a couple years after the initial panic and most people thought they were kind of absurd (and I don't recall anyone really going along with it other than maybe some local diners here and there). France didn't want to get involved in our world policing so some folks were like "TRAITORS!" and wanted to call french fries "Freedom Fries" instead, so as to stick it to the French.

Besides dumb shit like that…it’s really hard to overstate how completely the national mood and character changed in the span of a day, or how much of the current culture war is a result of the aftermath. (9/11 was the impetus for the sharp rise in power of the Evangelical Right, who made themselves utterly odious and the following backlash helped the rise of the current Progressive Left, for instance.)

#9/11 #9-11 #september 11 #september 11 2001 #world trade center

[old-lorarri]

꒰꒰ ‧₊˚𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 ─ 𝐋𝐒𝟐 ˚₊· ꒱꒱

─ summary . . . ❨ your friend forces you onto a dating app and to be honest you weren't expecting much but maybe it was worth it ❩ ─ pairing . . . ❨ logan sargent x fem! non-famous! reader ❩ ─ genre . . . ❨ social media file ❩ ─ author note . . . . ❨ now tbh I was meant to do this for a different driver but changed last min so I hope this is still good so enjoy! ❩

❨ taglist | masterlist ❩

WELCOME TO L♡VE LINE

the app where you are destined to find the one

create an account . . .

login

number: xxx-xxx-xxx

name: Y/N L/N

birthday: xx xx xxxx

nationally: british

idea type: funny, nice, and not a serial killer

about you: creeps stay away 🤺🤺🤺

add a profile picture . . .

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we have found 4 matches

matt markson has requested to message you

accepted decline

birthday: november 10th, 2002

nationally: american

ideal type: sexy, funny, and submissive

bio: best haircut in ohio

matt

hey baby girl 😮‍💨

how about you give me a show 😏

Y/N

no 🥰

also you hair is fucked

you have blocked this person

try again

yes no

lukas morris has requested to message you

accepted decline

birthday: january 21st, 2000

nationally: poland

ideal type: hot, horny, shy

bio: drug, drinking, sex 4 life

lukas

what are your thoughts on gun play?

Y/N

...

lukas

not a fan I see

how about blood play

has anyone told you

that you would make a beautiful corpse 🥵

Y/N

no

goodbye 👋

you have blocked this person

try again

yes no

amir abbas has requested to message you

accepted decline

birthday: july 19th, 1999

nationally: uae

ideal type: modest, kind, god fearing

bio: habibi come to dubai

amir

you are so beautiful ❤️

Y/N

aww thank you ☺️

your good looking to 👀

amir

I would love to bring you to dubai 😉

Y/N

bit soon don't you think?

amir

no

I think it would make it easier to get to know each other

you know face to face

Y/N

yeah ig

amir

great

just don't tell my wife

Y/N

your what?

amir

my wife

also you can't post me

and I can't post you

but I'll buy you channel and a ferrari ❤️

how does that sound habibi

Y/N

fucking awful

I am not some fucking side hoe

hope your wife finds out what a piece of shit you are mate 🖕

you have blocked this person

yes no

logan sargent has requested to message you

accepted decline

birthday: july 19th, 1999

nationally: usa

ideal type: funny, kind, honest

bio: american f1 driver

logan

oh thank god

this app has finally matched me with someone normal 😮‍💨

Y/N

right?!?!?

eveyone on this app is givning either serial killer or scum bag 😭

but I gotta ask dude

what's up with that pfp 💀

logan

my friend alex took it

he forced me to make this account

he said it was a good photo

is it not?

Y/N

wait you got forced on here too??????

same 😭

my friend megan said I needed to

"meet new people"

what ever tf that means

also

if I were you

I would sue alex for defamation of character 💀

cuz that photo does not do you justice

makes you look like a ✨ serial killer ✨

very ✨ted bundy✨

also question

american white man

which type of american are you 🤔

logan

florida baby

RAHHHHHHH 🦅🔥🇺🇸

Y/N

oh dear 😅

it's always florida or ohio...

but anyway

thoughts on taylor 🧐

logan

queen 👸

icon 💅

the moment ✨

mother 😌

Y/N

hummmm

you have passed the test ✅

logan

yessss

anyway question

Y/N

shoot

not literally florida

figuratively 😭

logan

florida really?

anyway

what do you do for a living?

Y/N

barista

I know I know

before you say it yeah customers can be a bitch sometimes

but I'm a sucker for free coffee

what about you

logan

f1 driver for williams racing

Y/N

oh cool

don't really know what that is sorry 😭

I only really watch football

liverpool fan till i die 🫡

logan

you mean soccer

Y/N

football

logan

soccer

Y/N

football

logan

soccer

Y/N

football

logan

soccer

Y/N

it's football you twat 🥰

listen we don't call american football

kick run catch and occasionally punt now do we

logan

okay speak your truth queen 👸

Y/N

thank u king 🤴

okay but why when I googled your name

this was the first thing that came up 😭😭😭

logan

oh god

sorry you had to see that

Y/N

not a problem mate ☺️

logan

wow 💔

I just got mate zoned 😢

going dark 😞

Y/N

no no no no no

I'M SORRY 😭😭😭

I'M BRITSH IT'S IN MY DNA

logan

all I hear is excuses 😞

Y/N

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT BETTER

logan

I think you number would heal my broken heart rn 🫣

Y/N

smooth america real smooth 😭

logan

thank u thank u

Y/N

xxx-xxx-xxx

if you turn out to be a serial killer I'm going to be pissed 💀

logan

Is the photo really that bad 😭😭😭

Y/N

yes babe 😌

dw when we go on a date I'll take some yummy pic's of you

logan

bet

text me the deets

Y/N

will do mr miami 🫡

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[evilminji]

...Wait. ACTUALLY???

The Portal is basically a doorway right? Big ol solid and sustained gateway from Realm A to Universe B? Unlike the brief blips of natural portals?

As IN... a Ring could therefore, theoretically, send out it's Search For Willpower. EXE vibes? Hit the portal -> go THROUGH the portal -> and continue expanding as the search continued until it hit a Confirmed Match(tm)?

You know... somebody INCREDIBLY SUPER LIKELY to match? Like... say... a Dead Green Lantern who? Had the WILL to continue on as a Ghost? Probably would get priority over any untested "new" Lantern candidates? Since they are somehow both in the system and not?

Recognized, yet a different species somehow?

The Rings records mark them deceased. Yet here they are, without a Ring. Which they OBVIOUSLY need, as Lanterns. Because once a Lantern, always a Lantern. Nyooom~ off it goes.

Off? Probably a whole SHIT TON of them go. Like? A truely, TRUELY alarming amount.

Think hundreds of thousands, suddenly wrenching themselves free of their stands and SHOOTING into the sky. Yes, a few at a time is normal. Day in, day out. Hundreds a day.

Not upwards of millions.

Not all at once.

A SEA of green orbs shooting up into the night sky like shooting stars. So many it chokes the sky. Drives everything to a stand still. All of them going the same direction. Some... EVENT... has just happened and no one knows what it is.

You have no choice but to follow them. Figure out where they are going and what's DRAWING them. You fly for weeks. Take shifts, following them. Alarm countless innocent people and more then a few governments.

It's....? Earth? Fuck. Of COURSE it had to be that God forsaken rock. EVERYTHING seems to come from there! Do you have ANY IDEA how many Lanterns they have stationed there by now? Multiple times the amount ENTIRE QUADRENTS usually take.

Why is it ALWAYS that planet?? Someone call Hal and his merry band of migraines. They're coming in hot. And NO, we CANT stop them. Don't bother asking. We ALSO have no idea where they're headed.

Think about being in Amity. Quiet day for once. You don't trust it. Something gonna happen, you can FEEL it.

A ring shoots past you. Then another. And another. Then dozens. Hundreds. THOUSANDS. Green, glowing, and like they were shot from a gun. The sky hailing ghost jewelry because God hate Amity specifically, apparently, and FUCK your premiums. You dive for your car.

Watch, baffled, at the Fenton house is SWARMED. The local crack pots are trying to shoot at RINGS. Failing to hit a single one. The swarm organized, writhing, and gracefully ALIVE somehow.

Aliens shoot past your car. They're wearing LANTERN get ups. Fighting the local crackpots. The sky is FULL of Lanterns now. Oh god, first Ghosts, now Aliens. Your mother was right. You SHOULD have stayed in Ohio with her sister.

The Rings break the Fenton's door down. The clattering is CACOPHONOUS as they push and shove to race inside. You watch the doorway. Some instinct telling you not to look away. Even as Lanterns and crazy people are shooting at each other not yards away.

Watch. The. Door.

Ghosts come back out. ALIEN Ghosts. Wearing LANTERN rings. Your jaw drops as they just... just KEEP coming. Every last one of them wearing a ring. You struggle to remember how many there WERE. As the sky turns GREEN. As Amity truely DOES become the most haunted place... anywhere.

You're pretty sure in the oceans of GREEN you spot the Justice League. You DEFINITELY spot Phantom. Thank god. No Spooks ever get away with shady nonsense on HIS watch, so whatever happening? 'S gonna get sorted.

And JUST? As you think... maybe, JUST maybe... you could just? Inch your car into drive, and sloooowly get the fuck out of whatever THIS mess it? Those white suited crazy people from the Feds show up and start trying to ARREST the SPACE COPS. For not letting them take unprovoked attacks on OTHER Space Cops!

Oh Shit(tm).

@hdgnj @ailithnight @hypewinter @nerdpoe @lolottes

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[bunnyb34r]

So I got new shoes and tried out these new insoles with em and man do my feet fucking hurt

But it made me think ab advice [relative coworker] (and other senior coworkers who have now left) that you can tell right off the bat if we're going to have a good visit or a bad visit from the corporate lady by just looking at her shoes. If she has heels, we will have a bad visit. If she has some form of comfy shoes like sneakers, it's more likely to be a good visit. And it made me think

Goddamn is this bitch a fucking moron and a jackass. Like you KNOW how you feel when you have uncomfortable shoes on. You KNOW that that can be prevented by just wearing sneakers. Fuck you're like a gazillionaire you can afford stylish COMFY SHOES! Why the fuck are you showing up to these visits, which you already know you do not enjoy, with heels?? What kinda fucking idiot are you??

And she still has not personally visited since I started btw it has been prophesied 8 fucking times in a year. Get some better shoes you cranky fucking jackass, maybe then you'll feel like showing up.

#marquilla #i get it no one wants to be in ohio blah blah blah but like it's your job but also jfc get dr scholl's ya dumbfuck! take some advil and #power through with a 'good attitude' like the rest of us #like my feet fucking HURT and i was actively trying to NOT be a dick bc of that bc i know it's no ones fault but my own that i feel like #that but like you're telling me Ms. Moneybags doesnt have enough to buy some good shoes and thats why we keep failing? thats why she keeps #skipping our store? (not complaining ab the last part) like fucking come the fuck onn #no one is gonna be looking at your fancy heels bitch you could show up in sweats and sneakers and the managers would still trip over #themselves to please you and you know why?? BC YOURE THEIR BOSS FUCKHEAD WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS HERE?? #like im gonna fix this situation that IM having by wearing my old shoes/old insoles until i get new insoles that are more cushiony than #support based bc thats what i need. you mean to tell me you are 30-40 something and you cant figure out what literal 11 year old me figured #out?? which was if im gonna wear heels im gonna buy those inserts that stick to the inside of the shoe to give me cushion and support #you mean that broke ass little 11 year old me had it figured out and you a gazillionare jr. cant do the same?? #AND DR SCHOLL'S MAKES NICE SHOES TOO DUMBASS i had dr scholl's brand dress shoes in 7th grade that were sooo fucking cute im so mad i #outgrew them and that they stopped selling those ones 😭 anyway im ranting sgdggdgdgd im just tired of rich bastards being morons

[wildwheezy]

spencer reid x fem!reader

[0.7k] summary: spencer returns home to you after a case

“Someone’s needy.”

The huskiness in his voice made you shiver. He pulled his mouth away from yours, panting, trying to catch his breath. You opened your eyes to find his brown gaze searching yours. Those damn puppy eyes never failed to make you weak in the knees.

“Spencer,” you whined. “Just--,” you fisted your hands in the front of his button-up shirt, “c’mon.”

A teasing smile played at his lips as he glanced down at you. You’re sure you were a pretty sight: chest moving up and down with uneven breaths, eyes hooded, face flushed. You basically jumped him as soon as he walked through the door of your apartment. You pouted as you tried to tug him closer to you, letting out a frustrated groan when he didn’t budge.

“You know, a ‘hi’ would be nice, first,” he said, a hint of sarcasm in his tone. His thumb traced lazy lines over your hip where your shirt rode up, which did not help the want building in your body.

“I haven’t seen you in almost a week.” Spencer was away on a case for the past six days, with very minimal contact from him. He sent you a total of three texts updating you on what him and the team were dealing with in Ohio and when he would be home, but other than that, nothing. You get it, his career is very demanding, but you missed him. You missed his long-winded ramblings about how you shouldn’t leave your lights on when you leave your apartment or how only eating a banana for breakfast won’t give you enough energy for the day. You missed the feeling of his hands on your body, his lips on yours. Fuck, you were whipped for this man. “I’m just trying to make up for lost time.”

You felt a slight nudge at your waist, Spencer’s hands guiding you back, back, back until your legs hit the side of the couch in the center of the room. You sat down, balancing on the edge with your legs slotted between his and looked up at your boyfriend. His tongue darted out, wetting his lips before saying, “So you missed me, huh?”

“Of course, I did,” you murmured. “I always miss you when you go away.”

“I missed you, too.”

His hand trailed up from your waist, brushing against your side, your neck, your face. Fingers traced your jawline before moving around to the back of your neck, tilting your head up slightly. The hands you had fisted in his shirt softened as he brought his head down closer to yours. Your eyes fluttered closed, waiting. You felt a breath fan over your lips, but he didn’t move.

“Spence, if you don’t kiss me I swear--”

Without warning, his mouth was on yours. You sighed into his mouth, hooking your fingers around his belt loops to pull his body flush against yours. Finally. Warmth filled your body as you felt him against you, pushing impossibly closer as you opened your mouth to him. You explored each other, tasting, devouring. You gasped when his mouth began to trail open-mouthed kisses down your neck.

“Mm,” you moaned. You tangled your fingers in his hair, encouraging him to keep going. “I like it when you do that.”

“I know you do,” he mumbled against your throat. He pulled back reluctantly to take a breath; despite the disappointed look you gave him.

“No, no, no, come back,” you pleaded, trying to pull him back to where you wanted him.

A smile broke out across his face, removing your hands from his hair. “You really are needy, aren’t you?”

“Shut up,” you murmured, bashful. You stood up from the edge of the couch, wrapping your arms around Spencer’s waist, glancing up at him with mischief in your eyes. “I guess I’ll just have to go take care of my needs myself, since you keep pulling away from me.”

His mouth dropped open, brown eyes wide. “Absolutely not.”

“Let’s go then, pretty boy,” you said with a grin, pulling him towards your bedroom.

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