#Ok Google hey

[hinditechnologies]

Ok Google Mera Naam Kya Hai, गूगल असिस्टेंट से बात करने के लिए करें ये सेंटिंग

Google's popularity is increasing day by day in all the countries of the world. Because Google has a very important contribution in the world of technology. Recently Google launched AI Tool named Google Board. With the help of which you can get Text Write done through Command. Red More

#Googlemeranaamkyahai #Ok Google #Ok Google hey

[forestshadow-wolf]

Both ghost and soap are the kinds of people to be silent when they have actual problems, but they complain nonstop when it a minor inconvenience. They are absolutely insufferable when they're sick, but it's okay, they love eachother... (unfortunately)

#hey google! where can I hire someone to murder me... i don't want to be sick anymore 😞 #ok I'll get to writing soon i swear just let me be dramatic first #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #el rambles

[fishyartist]

Combined Hyperfixations as per usual

#danny phantom #valerie gray #dp fanart #slay the princess #my art #fan art #most of my followers are dp fans so I’m pitching slay the princess to you #hey if u like horror comedy google ‘’slay the princess’ rn ok? enjoy ^u^ #it’s a voice acted visual novel so it’s super easy to get into! the routes r pretty short too (about an hour each) but there’s a lot of em. #the choices r also super robust+impactful. the art is these gorgeous traditional pencil drawings. #dp tumblrinas who like good character writing cosmic horror gore and death will love this trust me #and if u like slay the princess. Danny phantoms an ok cartoon that drives people insane w it’s potential and Implications #understand the content of the show itself? it has good parts #it’s also a butch Hartman cartoon so. you know :/

[conanssummerchild]

the new short hair mike era has taken me completely by surprise tbh and even tho he looks cute and i love the theories some ppl are coming up with can we have a moment of silence for long haired mike ☹️😔

rip long haired mike u will always be famous

#he will always be my bbg #hey google play i cant handle change #alex says shit #alex is an idiot #mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things 5 #gay mike wheeler #byler #i have my own haircuts planned out for like the next 10 years #and the duffers spring this on me #he was so fun to draw with long hair #ok im sorry i'll be normal now #i'll adjust eventually

[todayisafridaynight]

That prev anon was right about calling you mine people always talk about how Mine is so horny for daigo when in reality he probably shuts down at the thought of holding daigos hand it’s too much for him!

Hes so real for that tbh like i get it ……. I really do …….

#snap chats #its about respect and not wanting to overstep but still feel like youre going to explode on the inside thinking of him #i get it king …. stay pining ….. #its why thinking of daigo being the one to pursue mine makes me yell fiPWZNJ #main man mine tryna just be at a respectful difference and then daigo just makes full strides to him like Hi :) #it makes me kick my feet and wanna open google doc … cause i cant DRAW THIS WEEKEND 😭😭😭😭 #stupid computer …. at least it’ll be fixed by monday hopefully but still ….. i wanna be a fanatic NEOW #ig since i cant work i can just. type on my phone. even if it makes me wanna throw up but we ball #bitch omg the shinsengumi showed up in the movie im watchin for class … hey nerds …. #ok im gonna day dream for the next hour maybe ill write something down later

[cowherderess]

Tagged by @kittensittin @dee-thequeenbee @waywardted - thank you friends! 😊 tagging @thatsrightjohngoodman @boglady @sunflowerromcom and anyone else who hasn't done it yet and wants to!

Rules: Pick a bunch of your WIPs and summarize them as badly as possible, then ask your followers to vote on which one they’d be most likely to read. Multiple/all/none options are completely optional.

#these range from partially-posted-on-AO3 #to one-sentence-and-lots-of-enthusiasm-in-a-google-doc #(and i have more of the latter but i think these are the likeliest of them to be finished) #ok gotta stop angsting over the wording of these #my writing #polls #hey this is my first poll!

[inutaffy]

i think this is perfectly reasonable gang

#wydm😭 #i fail with INTEGRITY. are u fr #if im gon cheat its on a TEST and with a PEN and GOOGLE AND MY ARM #ok? #i google shit idk and write it on my arm and im good #but thats for desperate sitatuons #hey ill let ppl cheat off me idcccccc #but chatgpt is too far fuck no

[moregraceful]

picture the trope where A rushes up to B at a crowded bar or club and says please please do a me a favor and kiss me/act like my date to make my ex jealous/make this asshole stop hitting on me/some other urgent reason. who on the Giants, Sharks, and/or Cuda is most likely to be A? who as B is most likely to say sure I got ya? who is most likely to say fuck no? you can answer within each team or across teams, however you like.

omg well first of all I would be remiss in admitting that I sort of wrote this fic with Kris Bryant and Brandon Crawford, when I was deep in my Kris Bryant Is A Giant thirst and very foolishly believed Farhan Zaidi did not want me dead in the delta somewhere, BUT it lacked urgency. also it's not very good. but it exists, as a time capsule...

Giants: I truly believe Patrick Bailey is so goofy in private that he doesn't know shit about fuck but he IS good in a crisis, so he cheerfully kisses the hell out of Brett Wisely when Brett begs him to play along to get this asshole off his back. (ig we're going rookies tonight.) conversely Joc Pederson would say fuck no bc I don't trust him and also the Rogers twins would be too confused to play along appropriately but their corpse-like pallor and dead-eyed stares would get the job done just the same. I love them. Anyway I chose Brett Wisely for A bc sometimes he reminds me of a nervous purse dog

Sharks: this was so hard bc I don't actually know who is on the Sharks...I think Oskar Lindblom is still a Shark?? and I think he would be in a club and some guys would get too weird about him AND! controversial opinion, I think he would turn to Mario Ferraro for help bc no one's fucking with a guy with no teeth even if that guy reviews bagels on Youtube. Mario doesn't kiss him but he very possessively puts an arm around Oskar and smiles with zero teeth. Also Vlasic would say no to kissing, but he does start talking so loudly about water filtration and body decomposition that the guys who were getting too wild with Oskar get freaked out and leave them alone. Oskar is A because he is very pretty and often looks startled

Cuda: Daniil Gushchin needs to make his ex jealous...thanks for being my guy, tall Russian guy with a sweet smile <3 Nikolai Knyzhov is not his guy, he does not want this, his sexuality crisis is private and personal, but when a feral little man is climbing him like a tree, what is he going to do honestly. This guy seems like he might bite hard enough to draw blood if Nikolai drops him?? Guess he's gotta kiss him. This is a crossover bc I just looked at the Cuda roster and Kny isn't listed however it's important to me that Goosh and Kny kiss. Also I think Shakir Mukhamadullin would be so startled he would say no but then he would feel really bad and buy Goosh a drink so the ex gets jealous in the end anyway. I also got in at the ground floor of the Artem Guryev hype machine last year at the rookie tournament and I'm determined to get everybody on fuckin board this year now that he's with the team for real, so I'm saying he doesn't say yes to kissing but he does IMMEDIATELY start swinging, which is not what Goosh wanted, but is, in some ways, even better.

Thank you for asking...this made me so happy to think about...

#looking at the cuda roster is giving me several new fears btw (googled so i could spell mukh's name correctly) #mike grier and joe will really said how can we create the most chaotic defense corps in at the ahl level. and followed their bliss #there are no dads. we're gonna die. sieloff i am begging you to announce your retirement and join the coaching staff #ur seriously going to leave NICK CICEK to parent ARTEM GURYEV. ALONE?? oh my god we're fucked #hey do we like ryan carpenter. i need an old man to thirst after and for some reason i feel like people canceled scott sanbourin #maybe it was just maple leafs fans cancelling him. i can't keep track of what's a cancellable offense and what is just #''scored on our goalie that we hate and want traded but no one is allowed to score on us ever so fuck this guy'' #that tag is going to get me in trouble sorry maple leafs fans. i don't understand you but i respect your beliefs. coexist #ok i gotta close this roster tab it's giving me too much anxiety. why is henry thrun listed as a cuda but not kasper halttunen #18yo second rounder YOU are a san jose shark!!! #cage replies #tausendsorgen

[zolanort]

Was reading a lu fic and caught some regrets about Fado and now I have to art the regrets out of my system before I combust so here we are I guess.

(Several Secret Disasters Slowly and Disastrously Reveal Their Secrets by CuteButAlsoStabby on Ao3)

#Fado #she was always kinda creepy tbh #but I think I’m ok with her now #OoT was my first zelda so that might explain why this punched me in the face like it did #it took me far too long to find a picture of her fairy on google #i had zero memory of the color #i could only remember Sarias fairy and hey #turns out they're the same color #fun facts of zero import #fic rec #linkeduniverse #linked universe #kokiri #the legend of zelda #ocarina of time #my art

[bereft-of-frogs]

I love in half-baked fantasy when you have to be like…so did you just not google this or should I expect Henri de Navarre to come riding in on a dragon???

#but also seriously did she google this it is tripping me up #‘hey why are you - noted pretentious bitch - reading the booktok dragon porn?’ #well it’s a long story…ok not that long I’m taking one for the team for a group chat lol #someone else read all of acotar

[brainworms-all-night-long]

this shape is singlehandedly haunting my nightmares

#it #its the general shape of Nine's metal tails #and also the slot for shaft feather which is an ingeenering thing #wait #so youre telling me #thats what the word shaft like actually means #idk first time i read it.it invoked the structure of a vent like a hollow thing not a y'now #in slovak the word šachta(vent) just sounds too similar to it #hey shut up dont you dare judge me but literally what the ever fuck is even that word #yea no sorry sir your dick is now 50mm machined piece of aluminium #yea you used a funny word to describe it now its stuck in the chuck of a lathe #sfkgfjdhas i am googleing these words in english in real time and it just keeps getting worse-- #ok yea thats enough for today time for eepy #learned a feew new things tho which is neat

[carcarrot]

i did tell you people i met a they might be giant right.

#I DONT THINK I DIDDDDDD like an insane person i left out one of the most bonkers moments of my california vacation #saying it now makes it seem like im making this up and the following story will seem made up but dude just trust me. #im fucking. ok sunday morning the morning of Thee Concert and i (used to waking up at 4-5 am) have been awake on and off since like 6 am #my friend? asleep. #now i enjoy waking up and falling back asleep for a couple of hours however by like 9:30 im starving i need BREAKFAST #like the very nice friend that i am i dont wake my friend up i let him sleep and leave him a message on my open laptop screen #because the fucking hotel room doesnt have a pad of paper?? so i leave my modern post it note of a message #saying that im going out for croissants and coffee #because im an idiot i severely misjudge how hot it's already gotten in los angeles in july #ive chosen to wear jeans (bad idea) and a long sleeve flowy black shirt (worse idea) #i also dont look my Greatest because my friend had been telling me dont wash ur hair before we curl it for the concert!!! #so this is my hair after flying in and everything the day before (It Needs To Be Washed) #im following google maps to the coffee place as i brave the streets of los angeles on a sunday morning #hollywood boulevard around the chinese theatre is insane btw. insane. but being from new york i am unfazed (well. a little fazed) #i am Sweating. its already gotta be 80 degrees. im also reaching critical hunger levels. but i continue on my journey #google maps leads me down a sidestreet and tells me to turn down some alley and im like well thats not right. #so i turn to go back the way i was headed and find another way to get to the coffee place #as i turn and head back up theres a guy going down this same block heading in my direction #i look at him and im like hey that guy kinda looks like oh my god it actually is him. mr john l of tmbg fame #and so i have a split second decision of like do i sayyyyyy something do i just ignore him while geeking out #somehow i decide to be bold and im just like gdjgmm hi excuse me i recognize you uh do you mind if i could get a photo #he was very nice and suggested we move into the shade and i took the photo trying to turn off google maps before i did #and i was like aa im seeing you in concert 2nite love your music thank u! and we went on our way. #i think i kinda like. stopped for a moment before i went on to the cafe and was like. that just happened??????? insane. but it gets better #i do finally get the coffees n croissants btw and get back to the hotel after melting in the heat #and my friend who likes tmbg better was losing his mind once i finally told him #so the following morning after our spars concert insanity we have breakfast at a diner and then head back to our hotel #and he's wearing a tmbg shirt he got and im in a spars shirt and as we're walking back a car horn honks near us #AND ITS BOTH THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS IN A CAR and they say hi and are like we like your shirts! #and my friend and i are like losing it but trying to be cool and like oh thabk you we loved your show hi! so theres my insane story

[dullahandyke]

accidentally unfollowed u trying to send an ask i'm soso sorry T-T but also people who rely on chatgpt for uni are so incomprehensible to me partially because i took a quick college course last year to get into my job, social care, and like can you imagine having a carer or smth who didn't know what they were doing because they cheated the entire time they were learning??? but also like you're in an academic setting they're gonna have shit in place to notice plagiarism and they take that so seriously lmao. AI bros are annoying as fuck

Dw bro but SO REALLLL LIKE. I watched the main person I was bitching about for a while and they're a business student who was using chatgpt to pass a sociology test or something 😰😰 NOT a good sign for the businesses of tomorrow

#genuinely at this point im beyond the ai bros im like ok youre gonna be fucking annoying i understand #but what gets my goat is like. tech #tech-illiterate people who do it because its easy #in most cases i fully advocate for cheating on tests and shit #but like. fucker youre going to fail bcos chatgpt is gonna serve u a nothing of a paragraph!!! #we need a mandatory computer module NOW #AND LIKE YOURE RIGHT eg my college has automatic plagiarism detectors #and in big highlighted text in front of all my assignment submission forms it says 'DO NOT USE CHATGPT WE WILL KNOW' #and ive mostly heard/seen ppl who arent in my course doing it (mostly stem and business people which is also badly disappointing) #but like. if i went up to somebody in my English Course and went 'hey how are you liking the english' #and they went 'im using chatgpt'. i would maul them to death #wait post cancelled i just remembered the horrific 200+ member whatsapp group for an english module im taking #that loads of arts students are also taking for easy As #where its a constant stream of 'i havent read the book' 'im using chatgpt' 'i dont know how to google the answers' #< i have it. muted

[cerasum-chrysanthes]

Hm, some stuff must have been changed A LOT since the last time I played. Stuff just keeps happening, even though I set the difficulty to low and even started playing with Phoebe Chillax. idk if the storytellers also cause batteries to explode or something. But I just had 4 explosions after another of two of my batteries that are now broken. I never experienced that before, even on the normal storyteller.

I have run well working colonies before, but somehow I'm extremely unlucky this time. Battery explosions, manhunters, raids, people having breakdowns because they refuse to craft some fucking clothes-

#i set the custom threat level to 10% with phoebe... #im gonna try 1% :T #didnt want to go all the way to 0 so i thought maybe 10% is good enough. idk what percentage the threat levels for the other gamemodes are #when i played on community builder earlier i had similarly no break in between stuff happening #rimworld #look i just wanna have happy people and every maybe 2 weeks something can happen #not 5 times a fucking day #i also had two flashstorms after another #shortly before the batteries exploded and the manhunters came #there was fire everywhere #luckily my base didnt suffer too much... just the animal pen #oh hey 5th explosion!! i guess all my batteries just explode now. #is it possible that they just overcharge and explode now? i seriously never had that issue before. #time to google some stuff #ohhh yeah they dont have a roof yet because they are so fucking slow at building these walls. yeah ok. stupid of me

[ohyoufool]

I was a professional athlete. TELL ME TO WRITE AN AU OUT OF IT.

#hey guys anyone want me to write a 50k fic about omgcp as equestrians. #I am being so for real right now. the google doc is out. #Jack. trainers kid. bad Bob is an Olympic legend. grew up showing on the circuit. #ok hear me out bittys horse is literally pie. IF YOU HAVE SEEN NATIONAL VELVET ITS FUNNY. #and they’re all on the u25 circuit together showing around the world and they’re RIVALS and then they’re FRIENDS #and then there is a GROUP OF THEM. THEY ARE A FAMILY. AND THEY ARE ALSO TRYING TO WIN FEI U25 WORLD CUP FINALS. #I speak

[domesticmail]

how do you self-soothe

#my google search be like #i locked myself in the bathroom because there's nowhere else private in this apt and i don't think rudy has anywhere to be until 10:30 #and like if he's going to be super upset and take it out on me then i'm just going to do my best to avoid him #because atp i don't want to be hurt #i made a mistake this morning and overreacted to a joke #it's been three hours and he's still so mad he won't say anything to me unless i initiate #and even then it's just him yelling at me #asked if he was leaving earlier #and he RAGED at me for being 'controlling' #like dude you have a consistent pattern of leaving for who knows how fucking long when you're upset #i am not trying to stop you from leaving. i'm trying to understand if you're leaving FOREVER #but hey got it. i will not ask if you're leaving again. my fucking bad. #i asked why he thought it was ok to treat me this way and he said #'i never said it was okay. i can treat you however i want. you decide whether or not to tolerate it' #so now i'm in the bathroom. because i have no privacy otherwise #and honestly if he wants me away that bad? fine! great! #why the fuck would i waste my time wanting to be around you when you yourself admit you clearly don't want to be around me #i struggle with stuff like this because i feel betrayed when we don't work out an issue instantly. it feels like he is going out of his way #to make this painful for me #but i know he's not. that's my angry brain talking. #he has his own feelings and needs to be given space for them when he asks (like i'm doing now! yay me!) #it doesn't mean the world is going to blow up or my life is over #it means i probably need to leave him alone all day today