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tangytiramisu · 27 days

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La Squadra React to Reader Crushing on Ghiaccio

Because I love him so much 🥹❄️

CW: None

Risotto Nero

Is pretty indifferent to it. As long as it doesn’t get in the way of your work, it’s fine with him.

Though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t at least a little curious, since most people are put off by Ghiaccio’s aggressive personality but you’re an exception.

Being the observant person he is, Risotto notices your blush and every longing glance you give Ghiaccio. That’s how he knows you like him in the first place.

He may be serious but he’s still caring, so if you seem to be struggling to get closer to Ghiaccio, he will give you advice from time to time. Listen to him. It always works.

If you follow his advice and it works he’s like a silently proud dad.

Prosciutto

Judgmental.

Why Ghiaccio? Sure, he is a good looking guy, but you could have chosen someone calmer and more sophisticated. At least in his opinion. (This is Prosciutto we’re talking about)

But regardless, he isn’t really one to meddle in people’s romantic affairs. The most he’ll do is cast judgement.

Though we all know that he’s quite caring, so if you need advice, he will give it to you. But he’ll make sure you know that your duties come first.

He definitely lifts you up if you’re nervous or feeling down!

He will be protective if Ghia is rude to you for any reason.

Pesci

He’s very supportive!

He may be a little surprised that you chose Ghiaccio, but he won’t question it.

Ghiaccio kind of scares him, but Pesci will be there for you if you need advice! He is also very good at comforting you if you doubt yourself for some reason.

Very sweet and routes for you 100%!

10/10 Wingman!

Melone

Oh he’s having a heyday!

He’s the most obnoxious yet enthusiastic wingman you could ask for. You like his best friend. Of course he’ll want to help.

He will want to know everything. Why do you like Ghiaccio? Is it his cute curls? His glasses? His handsome face? His muscles?

He will tell you whatever you want to know about Ghiaccio. Even information you may not have asked for, like the color of his briefs.

Will definitely ask you if you’ve had sexual fantasies about Ghiaccio. Even if you have don’t tell him about them.

Will constantly make dirty jokes when you and Ghiaccio are in a room together. It lowkey feels like he’s hitting on Ghiaccio for you…?

If you need serious advice he’s actually pretty good at it. He knows Ghiaccio the best out of everyone, so you can rely on him.

Melone will basically tell you to just go for it. Tell Ghiaccio how you feel because he appreciates honesty and straightforwardness. If it doesn’t go well, Melone will gladly make it all better ;)

Formaggio

He’s a little indifferent to it. You like Ghiaccio? He’s a little surprised for the same reason as everybody else, but hey, you do you.

He will tease you a little bit though, but it’s all in good fun.

He makes sure you know that you can come to him for advice.

Like Melone, he tells you to approach Ghiaccio. His methods may not be too helpful though because he recommends flirtation, and Ghia is not the best at handling flirting.

If you and Ghia end up together he’s happy for you! If you don’t, he’ll swoop in and get with you himself ;)

Illuso

Oh he knows before any of the others. Why? Because Man in the Mirror.

He scoffs. Ghiaccio? The ice brat??? What’s so special about him?!!

He’s mostly indifferent but it will cost you half your bank account to keep his petty mouth shut.

If you piss him off he will threaten to tell Ghiaccio. Will he go through with it? Who knows.

Ghiaccio

Look he may be book-smart but bro’s dense as hell when it comes to romance.

Don’t let him catch you staring at him. He will blow up at you without hesitation.

He will notice if you act differently around him but he assumes it’s because you hate him or something. He’s used to people being scared of him but that doesn’t make him any less angry.

Probably treats you as if you’re a nuisance because of it.

Eventually if the secret comes out and he doesn’t feel the same way, he’ll be flustered but may avoid you for some time. But if he reciprocates your feelings, he’ll practically melt.

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slowburnheart · 4 months

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🍈🪞🧀🎣

Can you guess with which I struggled most?

ID 1: Two traditional drawings of Melone and Illuso from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. They’re headshots, Melone is on left, colored in lilac and yellow and has a slightly pissed expression. Illuso on right is colored in yellow with purple hair and red headbands and eyes, has a playful expression. End ID.

ID 2: Two traditional drawings of Formaggio and Pesci from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. They’re headshots, Formaggio is on left, colored in orange and red and is smirking. Pesci on right is colored in light green and bubblegum pink, has a neutral expression. End ID.

#jjba #jjba vento aureo #jjba part 5 #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #aer artsy #la squadra #melone jojo #illuso jojo #formaggio jojo #pesci jojo

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phantom-gold · 8 months

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✂️ TODAY'S PROBLEMATIC SHIP 🎣

"But now... I'm even more interested in you."

This may be a ship I've never considered before, but a friend asked very nicely and I have to give my thoughts on it!

Risotto Nero and Pesci seem like the most unlikely of pairs considering one is rather cowardly and the other is the leader of their squad... but that's the thing. Thought Risotto appears extremely intimidating, deep down he cares for his fellow assassins and that goes double for the arguably youngest and most hesitant member.

He can no doubt see the potential in Pesci else he wouldn't have kept him around, knowing the young man could no doubt do far better if just given a push. He knows he has to be firm with Pesci and not play favourites because that could just as easily endanger his dear Pesci, but at the same time, he would be there for him should danger arise.

Pesci, though seemingly unfit for the assassin business, does show promise. He no doubt thinks of Risotto as the world's scariest boss, but if he's still part of the team, then he has to be doing something right. Besides, Risotto has never been truly cruel to him, everything he's done for Pesci has been done for the greater good.

Now onto the spicy elements... 😈

I'd like to assume that Pesci is at the very oldest 18-19, a fresh young adult, while Risotto is 28. It's hard to tell, but let's go with that. That gives a good ten or so years age difference between them, a whole lot of experience difference... as well as a mighty power imbalance.

Until Pesci properly masters the art of assassination, he's nowhere near as proficient as Risotto... but that can change. Who's to say Risotto doesn't properly take Pesci under his wing, teach the young man the tricks of the trade, and perhaps... teach him a few other things as well. Things that a mature assassin ought to know.

There also happens to be a bit of height difference - Pesci's 5.05ft vs Risotto's 6.01 ft.

Antis DNI — This Post Isn't For You.

#today's problematic ship #rispesci #risotto nero #pesci jjba #jjba #golden wind #cw age gap #antis dni #jjba part 5 #proshippers please interact #proship safe #problematic ships

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depressed-lombster · 2 years

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True and honest La Squadra headcanons

Formaggio 🧀

- R.I.P Formaggio you would've loved The Most EXtreme on Animal Planet

- Knows obscure spider facts

- Has no aspirations, became an assassin for the lulz

- Stuffing his cat in the bottle is Anime only anti-Formaggio slander and I will not stand for it, no I don't believe he's like a cat dad or anything but I refuse the narrative the anime gives

Illuso 🪞

- Stupid, ugly, cringe has rat hair

- Racist (especially to Formaggio)

- Would slut shame a victim of SA

Pesci 🎣

- He doesn't even fish

- Pissed off an eldritch being (Prosciutto) and now he's stuck in this Hellish job he does not want

- He likes painting his nails in his spare time, claims he's just "in touch with his emotions" in reality he's just gay and has aspirations to do drag, he'd be beautiful too

- Prosciutto is the only member he takes any shit from and it's because he loves him and knows being a controlling bitch makes him happy

- Has several food allergies

Prosciutto ⚰️

- Mentally ill

- his last name is Cappano if Jorge Joestar is to be believed

- This mf has the clumpiest mascara, it's tragic

- Prosciutto is neither a young man or an old man who turns himself into a young man using Grateful Dead's ability to suck the youth from people. He's actually a featureless humanoid that can shapeship and pretends to be a person which is why he's acts like that and everyone is just weirdly okay with the fact that he is an abomination of nature

Melone 🖥️

- This bitch dyes his hair stupid colors like Lavender, he's naturally blonde

- His Stand runs on Linux

- Plays Neopets, he has a Grundo and is way too invested in the Neopet economy

- He literally showed up at their base one day and refuses to leave

- Can drive a motorcycle but doesn't know how to drive a car

- He doesn't really kill anyone he mostly does finances

Ghiaccio 😾

- Literally Autistic

- It's the early 2000s and you know for a FACT his furry ass is in AOL chatrooms discussing Tiny Toons in his spare time

- Says shit like "mammaries" when he means "fat tits" and it really pisses everyone off

Risotto Nero ✂️

- This man has no idea how to use a computer, technology scares him and he will never learn

- Killed a man and injected tattoo ink into his eyes and didn't know where to go from there

- Looks up mental illnesses on Wikipedia in his spare time

- he refuses to actually buy an apartment and just stays in random hotel rooms, he claims it's to be harder to track but really because the depression

La Squadra as a whole🧀🪞🎣⚰️🖥️😾✂️

- The only members who actually live together are Prosciutto and Pesci and Risotto and Melone, the former is because Prosciutto is a horrible monster that attached itself to Pesci and the later is because Melone wont get out of Risotto's hotel room. Formaggio and Ghiaccio have their own houses

- Teamwork isn't their strong suit

- These bitches ain't broke

#headcanons #jjba part 5 #la Squadra headcanons #real #canon #jjba prosciutto #jjba ghiaccio #jjba melone #jjba formaggio #jjba pesci #jjba risotto nero #jojo's Bizarre Adventure #vento aureo

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reclusiverisottonero · 2 years

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How La Squadra waits almost 6 hrs in line with you to get stuff at the Hello Kitty Cafe Truck that hasn't been in your area for two years bc of COVID.

Is this platonic, romantic? I don’t know but I DO know this is one million billion percent self-indulgent because today I waited in line by myself for the café on my feet in the sun all day w/o water or food and this concept wouldn’t leave me alone!! It was like a fever dream by the time I got to the truck. Also I’m fine I got food and stuff but I have tan lines on my feet from my sandals whoopies.

No warnings on this one, but as always if you think they need it let me know!

🍈MELONE — Will wait with you 100% because he’s a slut for Hello Kitty and the other Sanrio characters too. Little Twin Stars are probably his favorite. Will want to get there early for the line and bring fold-out chairs with the drink holders and umbrellas and give anyone who makes fun of you two a semi-friendly lecture about how bad it is for your body to stand for prolonged hours at a time. Observes the people who try to instigate stuff for data to input into Baby Face later. Takes turns with you to keep place in line so you both for bathroom breaks and food. If your feet get tan lines from your sandals he’ll tease you for it and think it’s hot but keep that bit to himself (at least until you get home). Will compliment cosplayers and want pictures with them. Won’t pay for your stuff because he needs the money to pay for his own merch.

🥓PROSCIUTTO — Doesn’t care much about Sanrio or wants to wait in long lines for this stuff, but joins you because he doesn’t like the idea of you being in crowds of people for such a long time alone and in the sun. Totally not doing it because he thinks it's endearing how much this stuff means to you. Will also have the fancy folding chairs and gets umbrellas for you two and won’t be nice about it if anyone there tries to give sass about it. He’s a polite smoker so people don’t complain (to his face) too much about him chain smoking. Will try to charm people into letting the two of you cut in line. Again taking turns to hold spots in line but he’ll go out more for you and let you sit. Compliments the cosplayers he thinks put in the most effort. Secretly his faves are Tuxedo Sam and Pompompurin. Tries to strong-arm you into letting him pay for your merch.

✂ RISOTTO — Pouts silently when he finds out there’s no Kuromi stuff and it’s exclusively HK merch. You compromise by shopping online on your phones for Kuromi merch while in line. You’ll have to be the one to remember to bring chairs and umbrellas, because with his endurance/fitness standing around like this for so long won’t be a bother for him so he wouldn’t think he needs it. Might feel a bit out of place at first but when he sees other emo/goth/alt adults in line he relaxes some. Won’t say anything to cosplayers he likes because he doesn’t want to come off as creepy. Refuses to let you leave the line unless it's for the bathroom, he’ll go get whatever you need without complaint. Might be slightly treating this as a date because he hardly gets to spend time with you since he’s so busy with Passione. Will want to pay for your merch but won’t be pushy about it if you refuse (which you should bc the amount of Kuromi merch he just bought is kinda alarming).

The rest are under the cut! 😊

🎣 PESCI — Doesn’t know anything about Sanrio or Hello Kitty, but that Hangyodon character you showed him was super cute! Goes with you simply because you asked him and also maybe because Prosciutto advised him it would be a good way to get to know and spend time with you. You bring the chairs and umbrellas, he brings the water. Will offer his chair to people close in line to you if he thinks they need it more. He won't let you leave the line either, and will get food and drinks for you AND anyone in line that asks. Just remind him they have to give him money before he runs off. Finds movies for the both of you to watch on his phone. Won't offer to pay for your merch because he's too shy and thinks you'd be insulted. He'll get lectured by Prosciutto later for that though.

❄ GHIACCIO — Will complain the whole drive up to there and internally looses his mind at how long the line is. Why didn't you two go earlier?! Oh yeah, because he was complaining about how early it was when you woke him. You'll have to bring any amenities you'll need to wait in line, but at least he'll hold your spot if you need the bathroom or food. If you're settled in and don't need him to be a place holder he'll take the opportunity to go shopping around the area. Might be buying you little trinkets as a way to apologize for not staying in line with you but the ability to stay still is almost physically impossible for him. Texts/calls you to check up on how you're doing. Won't offer to pay for your merch, he does make you sit down to rest and wait for him so he can bring the car around to pick you up though. Looks up the Sanrio characters and goes on a rant when he finds out Cinnamoroll is a dog and not some kind of bunny.

🧀 FORMAGGIO — Goes with you because why not? He has a Gudetama keychain you bought him and he thinks the character's design is hilarious. Will bring the chairs and beer and whatever drink you want while the two of you shoot the shit in line. Ends up making friends with everyone around you two. This may or may not be subtle manipulation on his part to see if your new 'friends' will let you cut the line. Holds your spot if you need to leave for a bit. Doesn't think about it until after you're on the way home (and YOU payed), but he could've used his stand to just sneak into the truck to steal all the stuff you wanted. When he tells you that you both start groaning at the hours you've wasted. At least you had fun?

✨ ILLUSO — Absolutely will not wait in line with you, because why would you need to wait? Out of all of them, he's the only other one besides Formaggio who can use his stand to just take what you want from the truck while the employee's backs are turned. Once he gets what you wanted, you two go on a little 'shopping' spree at the plaza. Neither of you have to spend a penny that day. Well except for maybe to get food.

#risotto nero x reader #prosciutto x reader #pesci x reader #ghiaccio x reader #formaggio x reader #illuso x reader #my writing #idk what im doing lmaooo

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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 2 years

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la squadra hcs taking a shower with them for the first time?? can make it suggestive if u want😏

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL FUCKIN YEAH!!!! THE INTIMACY OF BATHING TOGETHER...... CHEF'S KISS

this did get a bit not safe fw lol

la squadra showering with their partner for the first time 🧼

18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI

risotto ✂️

he has to kinda squeeze himself into most showers cause he's so tall so chances are the two of you can barely fit under the water together

he doesn't mind taking turns, and then he can help you wash your back and kiss your neck

but if u wanna be squished together under the water, he'd very much love that too

he tends to be very utilitarian and to the point and is usually in and out in 10 minutes tops, but with you, he'll take his time. he wants to help and admire you and be close to you, and he'll stay as long as you do.

he also finds he really loves being taken care of in this way too and he wants to savour it. give him a nice back massage with the suds and he'll melt. he never thought something he viewed in such a practical way could be so intimate and he absolutely loves it.

he thinks you're beautiful like this and he'll make sure you know it. he'll have his hands on your hips and kiss your bare shoulders and give you slow, loving kisses, soft or deep.

if things get steamy (get it? GET IT???) he'd prefer to get you both somewhere with more space where he can take his time, but he tries it, and decides he does like to see you wet and moaning. being pleased by you too in this way does things to him. but generally he'd consider shower sex a warm up (or a cool down) if you're cool with that too

prosciutto 🚬

he is very meticulous about the way he bathes and it's very charming. he'll be very charmed too if you want to learn his routine and take part. if you're gentle when washing his hair for him but give him a good firm scalp massage, he'll be putty beneath your hands.

he'll do the same for you, of course. he wants to learn your routine too and it'd be very satisfying for him to wash your hair or your back, and it's less in an ooh sexy way and more like, he's just really happy to take care of you

and clearly you're happy to take care of him too and that makes his heart do somersaults

so it is very sensual in that way and once he realizes that he likes it even more

he'll kiss your hand, trail kisses up your arm, tilt your chin to him and kiss you softly and fondly. he likes to just admire the way the droplets cling to your eyelashes, too.

if you make a comment about how lovely he is with his hair down and wet, he may even get a little flustered. he feels very... natural and unguarded, in that way. so if you treat him gently and lovingly while he's bare for you, and you kiss him, and maybe slowly card your fingers through his hair, he will feel so safe and so loved and pretty much just be head over heels

so in that way, shower sex feels more intimate if it leads to that, he won't treat it like one of your quickies. he'll chase the droplets on your skin with his lips and leave the occasional hickey in their wake. he'll also be a bit more expressive and vocal than usual and maybe a little playful, cause he's just comfortable and happy with you!!!!

pesci 🎣

IF U DIDNT ALREADY KNOW THAT GETTING WET GETS PESCI GOIN U SURE DO NOW

like, he's very sweet and domestic with it because he loves the intimacy of it but also it's you and you're naked and wet and pressed against him and you look so lovely with the water running over your skin in rivulets

and he'll be stroking your skin and admiring how the droplets cling to you and he will tell you how beautiful you are, and he won't like outright say that he's terribly turned on but it gets to be pretty obvious, which he is a little embarrassed about, but if you kiss him and tell him how beautiful he is in the water and that you want to make love to him, that embarrassment actually goes out the window because he feels like he can just relax and enjoy this experience with you, shower and bath sex just feel special to him

so yeah, chances are, sex does happen and it happens before you're done actually washing yourselves lol

but then after that the two of you can focus on actual showering and pesci would love nothing more than to kiss ur cheek and wash ur back for u and generally take care of u

if u insist on washing his back and rubbing his shoulders and tell him he's cute with his hair all soggy and in his face, he will go red

formaggio 🧀

he'll be all flirty about it but also very fun. he'll probably start a water fight with u that ends up with the bathroom floor soaked

he jokes that now he has a partner to duet with in the shower. whether or not u take him up on that is up to u. warning: he sings nickelback

he'd love to take care of you though. partly cause he's handsy but also just genuinely?? would love to give u a nice relaxing back rub with the suds and get u sighing and smiling. then he'll eventually go low to grab your ass (your glutes need a massage too!!!!) but ya kno

he'll also fondle his partner's chest like hey no worries babe i can wash these too ;)

he'd be thrilled if you're just as handsy with him too

shower sex is very likely but he's also just playin around like he does, he just thinks ur really cute

he will let u know how cute and hot u look and kiss water drops off the tip of ur nose. he loves feeling your bodies pressed together all warm and tangled up in each other 😍

illuso ✨

he takes the longest in the shower and he may be sort of picky about how he lets you help lol but he also won't want to miss a chance to be doted on by you

just follow his instructions, run your hands over his body and kiss his neck, and he'll purr like a cat

the attentiveness he shows to people he cares about comes out when you bathe together. he'd prefer a nice sensual bath with salts or bubbles or flower petals where u can recline against his chest, but the shower is good too

if ur shampoo/conditioner/soap is atrocious enough by his standards he'll let you in on his own JUST THIS ONCE but you have to PROMISE HIM to get something better and he will help u if u need it

plus it makes you smell like him which like, mark him down as both tender AND horny!!!! or if what u use is up to his standards he may want to try it and then he can smell like you too, which has the same effect on him lol

it may not be a bath but it can still have the sensuality he loves so if sex happens he'd love to take his time and make you sigh

the water may start getting cold by the time you're done lol

melone 🍈

he'll be VERY excited to shower together because he just thinks it's such a nice way to spend time together. he's very passionate about non-sexual nudity and just existing comfortably and nakedly, he'll be really domestic and casual about it

wants to learn your routine and help and he'll hum a tune as he does it. he may recommend certain products or changes in your routine for u and offers u his own stuff anytime!!!

if u wanna learn his routine too and wash his pretty hair he'll fawn all over you because he LOVES being taken care of, it makes him feel so loved

have him under the stream facing u while u rinse out his hair and give him a sweet lil kiss. he will have heart eyes for at least the next week

will give u MANY sweet lil kisses in return. may end up just snuggling u standing up lol mel honey we are supposed to be washing

if shower sex happens he'll probably still be all soft and crooning about it, unless your hands all over each other riled you up and you want him to fuck you against the wall and make you scream, like he can absolutely do that too 👌

ghiaccio ❄️

so chances are your first time showering together with ghiaccio is after you've finished fucking the living daylights out of each other (and it may not necessarily be the first time you've done that together but this is new)

so he might be kind of shy, partly because rough sex gets all his energy out and then he comes down and, particularly in the beginning of your relationship, he gets a bit flustered about it--but mostly because after all that energy is out he's all SOFT for you and THAT makes him MORE flustered.

he'll mumble if he talks but he's actually pretty quiet and VERY gentle. you're probably leaning on each other for support cause YA LEGS DONT FUCKIN WORK and he will snuggle u. if ur both too weak in the knees he doesn't mind sitting in the shower and he'll gather u in his lap and hug u against his chest.

he's very cuddly like this. he'll be very tendie as he helps u wash up and he'll be blushing for the next few days if u do the same for him.

if he lets u wash his hair for him that is the ULTIMATE SHOW OF TRUST. he gets tension headaches so please give him a scalp massage he will love you forever

if you go for another gentle round, he will be VERY soft and go very slow so u can just take it easy and enjoy each other. it's definitely really really sweet to see ghiaccio so relaxed and doting on you.

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

aight let's break this down. the first time you shower with sorbet he pretty much jumps right away into taking care of you cause he enjoys it and he'll be VERY soft if you do the same for him.

you probably comment on how cute or sexy he looks with his hair all wet and it makes him smile. if you tease him about all the hair gel there is to wash out, he'll pinch your ass. hard.

and if that leads to sex, well. sorbet is definitely Capable of cute domestic sex but in this instance he's teasing you back before he picks you up and rails you against the wall of the shower with your feet over his shoulders. impressive, considering how slippery it can be. don't worry tho he's got u ❤️

when u shower with gelato, he's very playful. if the showerhead is detachable he will probably flick it in ur face and u may play wrestle for it to spray each other and get water everywhere

he likes to be doted on but it makes him happy to take care of you too, he wants to learn ur shower rituals because the thought of knowing little details like that for him to love just makes his heart flutter. it's also really funny to see his fluffy hair flat and drenched cause it reminds u of a wet dog and if u tell him that he will laugh, and he wants to make u laugh too cause he loves ur laugh

if shower sex happens he'll probably be cheeky and cute about it. leaves hickeys all over you cause he was entranced by the way the water ran over your skin and got carried away. he probably makes some joke about staying hydrated

now the first time all three of you shower together is probably in some fancy hotel somewhere that Has a shower that will fit three people. still, even with how big it is and how tight y'all constantly squish together, it'll be a challenge to fit all of u under the stream at the same time but that's a challenge sorlato will take if ur game

CUDDLE TIME!!! even tho cuddle time is all the time with those two as ur bfs but u kno. y'all will get a hair care train goin. gelato gets really excited about all the fancy little hotel soaps and shampoo and stuff and sorbet finds it adorable. whoever has the most sore back will get a massage from one while the other hugs u from the front it's very sweet

y'all are having too much fun playing around and being cute and domestic to keep track of what you've already washed which leads to gelato accidentally washing his dick with conditioner but hey it coulda been worse

SHOWER THREESOME??? now that's a new one. they'd be very excited to try it. all of you decide that it is a TREAT to see ur two babes naked and wet together and there are lots of ways it could go (and probably does go consecutively considering how much these fools fuck): one will be sandwiched while someone absolutely rails them from behind and the third is holding on from the front so you don't all slip and die, or sorbet is holding one of u up by ur thighs facing the other (he's strong so he likes to do this but if ur more buff than him go right ahead, they'd also both be very into that) while you fuck, or someone's on their knees for another while the third kisses them, the possibilities are endless!!!! they'd wanna hear the sounds of the three of you together bouncing off the tiles. the acoustics are great! gelato says casually while you're screaming in pleasure

#LOOK LOOK I FINISHED A REQUEST YAAAAAAY #feels good feels gucci feels organic feels whole grain #not safe fw #la squadra #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #formaggio #illuso #melone #ghiaccio #gelato #sorbet #la squadra x reader #vento aureo #ask

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fullmusicbardsquared · 2 years

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pesci 💗💗💗🐟🎣

#milk watches stuff #jjba #vento aureo #pesci jjba

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meravigliazine · 2 years

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🎣CHARACTER SPOTLIGHT: Pesci, The Dormouse🎣

©️ character art: @plavigmaz

#jjba #Jojo's Bizzare Adventure #La Squadra di Esecuzione #la squadra #la squadra zine #jjba zine #jojo zine #prosciutto #risotto #illuso #formaggio #ghiaccio #melone #pesci #sorbet #gelato #alice in wonderland

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the-illiterate-pirate · 2 years

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🍍🎣

PESCI

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tangytiramisu · 21 days

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Would la squadra let their S/o put makeup on them?🤓 I feel like Pesci definitely and ghiaccio would be hesitant. What abt you?

Oh this is a funny question xD You’re right about Pesci and Ghia! Pesci would also be hesitant at first but he loves you so he’d eventually cave. Ghia has to have been with you for a long time to let you do it lmao

Risotto and Prosciutto will have to be convinced and maybe even pled with. We all know how carefree Melone and Formaggio are so they’re up for anything. Illuso almost always says no so you’ll straight up have to bribe him 😭

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elisarovida · 2 years

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Ed eccovi per rito del martedì “Selfie in Iª classe”. I ragazzi oggi bravi feeeeeessss!!. Orgogliosa delle nuove voci. Io mi sento un pelo SEPPIA! E quindi mi sono seppiata. È un momento da pesci., si boccheggia. 🐟🎣🦀🧜🏽‍♀️🧜🧜‍♂️🎏. See you soon 🔜!!! (presso Associazione Musicale Mario Casnici) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZKVUbmMEwq/?utm_medium=tumblr

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topprezzi · 5 years

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<em>Acquista</em> <ins>Esche Spinning</ins> in linea con la migliore offerta

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Acquista Esche Spinning in linea con la migliore offerta

La piú buona offerta di Esche Spinning

Siete approdati ad uno dei piú importanti siti web di commisure e revisioni di prodotti connessi a Esche Spinning, dove vi renderemo pubblico in modo accurato gli articoli piú comprati, i piú sognati e quelli quelli che hanno ottenuto le migliori revisioni

Abbiamo realizzato tutto per costruire per tutti voi la piú eccellente divisione di Esche Spinning in sconto cercando di trovare i piú buoni mercanti online e ammassandoli in modo sistemato per permettervi di selezionare ció che si adatta alle vostre necessitá. Poter acquistare la tua Esche Spinning in modo chiaro, riparato e molto confortevole senza muoverti di casa direttamente su Internet.

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Esche da Pesca, Attrezzatura da Pesca Accessori, 235 Pezzi Esche Artificiali da Pesca Contiene Crankbaits, Stickbait, Esche, Vermi, Esche Dure, Ganci Singolo, Pinze, ECC

🎣 235 pezzi di pesca esche e accessori.Comprende diversi tipi di esche come esche dure, esche molli, e così via;

🐟 La scatola trasparente ti aiuta a trovare la vostra attrezzatura da pesca a colpo d' occhio.Scomparti separati e assortiti della scatola per memorizzare...

🐠 multi-colori multi-types: esse variano da verde a rosso, luminosa come vera e propria creature per attirare i pesci, le esche da pesca è adatto per acqua...

🎣 È molto adatto per i principianti; ora è possibile pescare liberamente con questo Full esche da pesca misto imballati bene in il portatile Tackle Box....

🐟Nota: queste esche non adatta per asta molto duro. Il colore del verme del pane potrebbe non essere lo stesso dell'immagine (spedito a caso), non esitate a...

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Una raccolta di Esche Spinning a un solo click.

La migliore raccolta di Esche Spinning a un solo click. Dopo molte ore davanti al pc, di certo sei stanco di guardare su Internet e al momento non hai scelto quale Esche Spinning comprare, non ti angosciare sono specialista nell’analisi di offerte e grazie alla mia passione per trovare le migliori offerte, ho costruito a questo sito per dare un servizio a persone che come te e come io, abbiamo dedicato tantissimo tempo cercando sulla web, come trovare i miglior prezzi di Esche Spinning che stavi cercando, ma anche sentirti sicuro quando devi acquistare, perché non vuoi che il tuo acquisto sia un fallimento.

OffertaIl Più Venduto 1

Vicloon Esche da Pesca, 120 Pezzi Esche Artificiali da Pesca Contiene Crankbaits, Stickbait, Esche, Vermi, Esche Dure, Ganci Singolo, Pinze, ECC

🎣 120 pezzi di pesca esche e accessori.Comprende diversi tipi di esche come esche dure, esche molli, e così via;

🐟 La scatola trasparente ti aiuta a trovare la vostra attrezzatura da pesca a colpo d' occhio.Scomparti separati e assortiti della scatola per memorizzare...

🐠 multi-colori multi-types: esse variano da verde a rosso, luminosa come vera e propria creature per attirare i pesci, le esche da pesca è adatto per acqua...

🦈 È molto adatto per i principianti; ora è possibile pescare liberamente con questo Full esche da pesca misto imballati bene in il portatile Tackle Box....

🐋 Nota: queste esche non adatta per asta molto duro. Il colore del verme del pane potrebbe non essere lo stesso dell'immagine (spedito a caso), non esitate a...

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Il Più Venduto 2

Esche da Pesca, Attrezzatura da Pesca Accessori, 235 Pezzi Esche Artificiali da Pesca Contiene Crankbaits, Stickbait, Esche, Vermi, Esche Dure, Ganci Singolo, Pinze, ECC

🎣 235 pezzi di pesca esche e accessori.Comprende diversi tipi di esche come esche dure, esche molli, e così via;

🐟 La scatola trasparente ti aiuta a trovare la vostra attrezzatura da pesca a colpo d' occhio.Scomparti separati e assortiti della scatola per memorizzare...

🐠 multi-colori multi-types: esse variano da verde a rosso, luminosa come vera e propria creature per attirare i pesci, le esche da pesca è adatto per acqua...

🎣 È molto adatto per i principianti; ora è possibile pescare liberamente con questo Full esche da pesca misto imballati bene in il portatile Tackle Box....

🐟Nota: queste esche non adatta per asta molto duro. Il colore del verme del pane potrebbe non essere lo stesso dell'immagine (spedito a caso), non esitate a...

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Esche Artificiali Spinning 5 PCS Ideali per la Tua Canna da Pesca, Ideali per la Trota Bass Lucci per Il Mare Lago o Fiume queste Attrezzature Non Possono mancare nella Cassetta

🐟5 esche🐟Il set di Esche da pesca di 10 e Lode ha incluso 5pcs di esche artificiali da spinning e vengono inserite in un sacchetto di plastica...

🐟DUREVOLI🐟Le 5 esche per trota bass luccio sono dotate di ami a ancoretta durevoli e le esche hanno colori attrattivi molto utilizzati e non possono...

🐟PREMIUM🐟L’amo e le esche sono di qualità Premium, quando si muovono fanno come un flash e vibrano continuamente. Sono progettati per la pesca dei...

🐟OCCHI REALISTICI🐟Queste esche non devono mancare nella tua attrezzatura da pesca, queste esche da spinning hanno ami da pesca fortissimi e sono adatte...

🐟10 e Lode🐟 ti invita a scegliere questi prodotti come idee regalo se sai che tuo papà fratello amico amica zio o chiunque altro sono appassionati di...

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Afishup Esche da Pesca Kit 273pcs/confezione Scatola per Esche Crankbaits Spinnerbaits plastica Vermi Minnow Popper Pencil Metallo Duro Esche morbide Esche da Pesca Esche ami da Pesca + 2 Rana Regali

Tutti gli accessori per la pesca sono raccolti, tra cui esche, ganci, testata per goccioline, zavorra per pesi, fermaporta, girella a botte, scatola adesiva

Questo set di attrezzi adatto per tutte le specie di acqua salata e d'acqua dolce, contiene molte esche artificiali, coperto diverse specie di pesci e...

Colori vivaci, occhi 3d e lavori di pittura super-realistici per un aspetto realistico del pesce, che aiuta a rendere queste esche una grande attrazione per...

Gli ancorette acuminate affilate assicurano il potere di agganciamento e provocheranno più pesce atterrato, provocando il colpo di pesce predatore

Perfetto per tutti i pescatori, dai principianti ai veterani, ottimo regalo per i pescatori

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PLUSINNO Artificiali Pesca, Attrezzature da Pesca per Bassotti a Spillo con Borsa Portatile Portatile

🐟Il set di Lures di pesca di PLUSINNO ha incluso 16pcs Spinner Lures e un sacchetto portatile che è più conveniente e la sicurezza per la pesca all'aperto.

🐟16 esche di trota sono dotate di ganci a treccia vivaci con maniche a colonna di attrattori colorati

🐟La lama di qualità Premium fornisce un flash e una vibrazione continui. Sono progettati per la pesca dei bassi e per la pesca delle trote. Noti anche i...

🐟L'esca di pesca di coda del gallo è sia per l'acqua dolce che per l'acqua salata, con un sacchetto di trasporto libero. Fisher lo ama, i pesci amano più

🐟PLUSINNO pesca di trote di pesca con il sacchetto di trasporto che è progettato per gli amanti della pesca. Speciale per il Natale, il giorno del...

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Xinlie Esche Artificiali Spinning Esca di Simulazione Esca Finta Esche da Pesca Esca di Pesce a più Sezioni Dura con Ganci 10cm/19.5g (2PCS)

◆ Occhi realistici in 3D e coda vivace, riproduce perfettamente un vero pesce, gli ami offrono il flash continuo in metallo e le vibrazioni speciali per...

◆ C'è una palla d'acciaio che sposta la gravità nel corpo, che emetterà un suono quando viene trascinata, il che attira fortemente l'attenzione del pesce....

◆ Può riflettere la luce esterna da tutti gli angoli, e ha l'effetto di catturare la luce del pesce, che è adatto a diverse condizioni di acqua.

◆ Realizzato in materiale plastico ABS, è robusto e resistente, resistente a colpi e colpi. La sfera interna in acciaio è stata testata con strumenti di...

◆ Ampiamente usato per pesci predatori come calamari, pastinaca, pesci obeso, barracuda, muschio, scorpione, calamaro, ecc. Adatto per l'acqua di mare e la...

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Il Più Venduto 7

CHSEEO Kit di Esche da Pesca, 10Pcs Artificiale Pesca Richiamo Set Esche da Pesca Crankbaits Swimbait Cucchiaini da Pesca Attrezzatura di Pesca Esche Artificiali Perfetto per Pesca #5

Grande valore e Professionisti: 10 pezzi esche da pesca e accessori. Comprende diversi tipi di esche. Varie dimensioni e design per catturare diversi pesci,...

Modelli Estremamente Vivaci: Occhi 3D e dettagli del corpo ad alta risoluzione. I colori brillanti e ad azione rapida sono ideali per la traina o fusione. Il...

Alta Qualità: Realizzato in materiale di alta qualità, morbido, resistente e rispettoso dell'ambiente. Legate a mano da professionisti con ganci affilati in...

Ganci Speciali: I ganci triangolari affilati rendono difficile il disaccoppiamento per i pesci. Due ganci allegato insieme, una volta che il pesce mordere...

Regalo Perfetto: Adatto a diversi tipi di pesci, meraviglioso strumento per gli amanti della pesca. Perfetto per tutti i pescatori, dai principianti ai...

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OffertaIl Più Venduto 8

RoseFlower Kit di Esche da Pesca, 146Pcs Esche Cucchiaino Artificiale Pesca Richiamo Set per Trota, Persico, Luccio Spoon Kit- Esche da Spinning Accessori con Vermi, Esche Dure, Ganci Singolo, Insetti

Impressionanti esche da pesca --- Comprende diversi tipi di esche come esche dure, esche molli, e così via; La scatola trasparente ti aiuta a trovare la vostra...

Qualità Premium --- Effettuata in robusto plastico morbido materiale. Utilizzo di materiale rispettoso dell'ambiente, riutilizzabile e a lungo termine....

Colori brillanti e design realistico --- Diverse colorazioni e diversi stili per poter attrarre ogni tipo di pesce, da quello più pigro al più attivo....

Ampiamente usato --- ideale per pesci d’acqua dolce e salata, per persico, trota, salmone, walleye e molto altro ancora. Ottimo per pesci predatori, come...

Regalo Perfetto --- Tutti gli accessori per la pesca sono raccolti, tra cui esche, ganci, testata per goccioline, girella a botte, scatola adesiva. RoseFlower...

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È meglio scegliere Esche Spinning tranquillamente attraverso la nostra website.

Nel frattempo che facevamo la nostra distinzione dei migliori articoli attinenti alle tue ricerche abbiamo fatto in modo che ogni prodotto che puoi osservare qui abbia adeguate garanzie di acquisto e e sia di qualitá facendoti sentire piú tranquillo nel tuo processo di acquisto Quasi tutti i prodotti che puoi scegliere elencati nella selezione sono prodotti varie persone hanno acquisito o hanno avuto uno, quindi sentitevi liberi di comprare una Esche Spinning attraverso il nostro sito web, poiché prima di acquistare voi abbiamo già acquistato noi, e abbiamo ottenuto un’ottima esperienza.

Su questo sito web avrai la possibilitá di acquistare con fiducia e convincimento la tua Esche Spinning

Come i migliori motori di ricerca sconti di prezzo e prodotti fantastici, vi assicuriamo che tutti gli articoli che potete vedere in questo sito Web sono articoli che ti offrono tranquillità durante la spesa, visto che procedono da venditori specialisti, con molta esperienza online , in piú di avere la base dello straordinario portale in cui si offrono, concedendo la possibilità di riconsegnarlo senza problemi in molti di loro, sei pronto per ottenere la tua Esche Spinning in modo facile, unico e sicuro? Non aspettare e ottieni in breve il tuo prodotto prediletto

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Avete scoperto uno dei migliori siti web per il confronto e la recensione dei prodotti relativi alle Esche Spinning dove vi mostreremo in modo ordinato i prodotti più acquistati, quelli più apprezzati, ma soprattutto quelli con le migliori recensioni. Inoltre, con il nostro impegno abbiamo creato per voi la sezione migliore da tenere in offerta selezionando i migliori venditori online e organizzandoli in modo che possiate scegliere quello più adatto alle vostre esigenze. Sarete in grado di contare la vostra Esche Spinning in modo chiaro, sicuro e veloce senza dovervi spostare da casa vostra e attraverso Internet.

Sicuramente siete stati davanti al vostro PC per molto tempo e probabilmente siete stanchi di visitare siti web dove non si finisce mai di trovare quello che si vuole acquistare, ma non preoccupatevi, siamo esperti nel trovare offerte e grazie alla nostra passione e al nostro impegno siamo riusciti a trovare i migliori sconti. Abbiamo pensato che questa pagina avrebbe fornito un servizio a persone come voi e noi che hanno passato molte ore a cercare su Internet cercando di trovare i migliori prezzi per Esche Spinning, ma non solo, ma anche per trovare una pagina di cui possiamo fidarci quando si tratta di acquistare e che sappiamo non ci ingannerà.

Un motore di ricerca per offerte di prodotti progettati pensando a voi

Durante la nostra ricerca e la compilazione dei migliori prodotti relativi alla vostra ricerca abbiamo fatto in modo che ogni articolo che trovate sul nostro sito web abbia garanzie di acquisto e qualità delle stringhe in modo che vi sentiate più sicuri nel vostro processo di acquisto e ci raccomandiate anche alla vostra famiglia e ai vostri amici. Quasi tutti i nostri prodotti e soprattutto quelli elencati nella Top 10 sono prodotti che uno di noi ha approvato o ha avuto l’esperienza di averne uno. Quindi sentitevi liberi di fare acquisti sul nostro sito web perché l’abbiamo già provato prima di voi e ci siamo assicurati di avere un’esperienza eccellente.

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tangytiramisu · 22 days

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La Squadra’s Favorite Makeup Looks On You

This is just a fun idea that came to me! (Please excuse my poorly drawn bases 😖)

CW: None

Risotto Nero

He doesn’t know much about makeup so he doesn’t have strong opinions.

He wants you to be happy so he’s perfectly fine with what you choose.

Though if he had to choose a favorite it would be something soft and natural that accentuates your features, especially your eyes. Brown eyeshadow, subtle liner, and eyebrow pencil are his favorite choices.

Prosciutto

Out of all of the members he is one of the most knowledgeable about fashion. He will gladly help you pick out an outfit if you are unsure of what to wear for an occasion.

He prefers looks that are elegant and classy.

He likes deeper more neutral colors for makeup because they look more mature.

Thus, the smokey eye with red lipstick is perfect in his opinion. It is a timeless classic that looks good with everything. Accompany it with lash extensions and contouring and you’re all set!

Pesci

Like Risotto, he doesn’t know a lot about cosmetics but is aware that makeup is an art form.

He always looks forward to seeing the different stylistic choices you make everyday. He loves it when you express yourself!

While he loves every thing you wear, he has a soft spot for simple and cute pastel shades. He thinks they compliment your skin wonderfully!

He prefers a more subtle look, so contouring isn’t all that necessary in his eyes.

Sparkles will make the look infinitely better!

Melone

We all know how eccentric he is, so he would love something unusual and eye catching!

Unsurprisingly, he has quite a bit of knowledge regarding cosmetics, despite not wearing them himself.

He definitely has tried some before though and knows how they work, so he loves doing your makeup!

Almost always goes for purples, blues, and pinks, and prefers unconventional mascara colors. He finds colorful lipstick extremely sexy as well. Don’t forget lots of glitter!

Ghiaccio

He knows nothing about makeup. He doesn’t understand why people make a huge fuss about it either. It’s pretty much just face paint!

Needless to say, he won’t shame you for wearing it or anything, but he likes you more in your natural state.

If he had to choose a look he liked, he would go for something like Risotto’s, but even simpler.

Very faint beige eye shadow, blush, light lipgloss, and some eyeliner. He would only like eyebrow pencil of your brows are light. His favorite is the mascara though, but he’d never admit it.

Formaggio

Bro doesn’t know how to put makeup on but has seen plenty of women wear it.

Before getting with you, he often hung out in bars and clubs and took several women home. Since then, he has fallen in love with flashy party makeup. He also just likes colorful things.

While he’s fine with any colors you choose, his favorite eyeshadow is blue— it’s got that somewhat tacky but classic party girl vibe.

He loves that with eyelash extensions and bright red lipstick. Party on!

Illuso

He will never admit it, but he thinks makeup is interesting. Hell, he’s even dabbled in it a few times and wasn’t all that bad at it.

Knowing how extravagant he is, he loves something glamorous. Nothing too flashy like Formaggio’s choice, but it should still be eye catching.

Deep sparkly purples do the trick for him. Bold eyebrows are a must. That, with long eyelash extensions and contouring has him swooning. Don’t forget deep kissable lipstick!

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reclusiverisottonero · 2 years

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La Squadra Butt HCs as shown with Italian/Greek sculptures

I'm back to procrastinate on my writing by bringing you all HCs that no one asked for!

Pictures below the cut!

✂ Risotto

Hercules and Cacus, by Baccio Bandinelli

🥓 Prosciutto

David, by Michelangelo

🍈 Melone

Orpheus, by Cristoforo Stati

🧀 Formaggio

Perseus with the Head of Medusa, by Benvenuto Cellini

🎣 Pesci

Artemision Bronze, Unknown sculptor

❄ Ghiaccio

Perseus Triumphant, by Antonio Canova

✨ Illuso

Diadumenos, attributed to Polykleitos

#risotto nero #prosciutto #melone #pesci #formaggio #ghiaccio #illuso #hcs 💭#how do yall like my new dni banner #yes this was inspired by the post someone made of all the pictures they took of sculptures butts when they were in Italy

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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 2 years

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HAPPY SAMHAIN/HALLOWEEN!!!! 🎃🖤❤️💕

in honour of today i want to offer my takes on the classic cuddle opportunity:

watching a horror movie with la squadra 😱

got a teensy bit suggestive in some places lol

risotto ✂️

he likes horror! mostly psychological horror tho, the kind with substance that's actually chilling instead of just trying too hard to be scary

not that he actually gets scared by them he just thinks they're neat

likes supernatural horror too, even if it's corny. slashers are boring, he's so desensitized to blood that he doesn't give a fuck.

he's quiet, like usual. not fazed by anything. he's great to watch horror with because he's so calm and VERY good at cuddling

and he does love the cuddling. he'll have his arm around you at least, will probably pull you into his lap so u can better hide against his chest if it gets too scary

will tell u when it's safe to look

he's very okay with u clinging to him as u fall asleep that night. big sweet boyfriend will keep u safe

prosciutto 🚬

doesn't get the appeal of horror. why would you Want to scare yourself?

like he'd enjoy a horror movie if it was compelling but isn't in it for the scare factor y'know. he's also unfazed by them

absolutely hates corny movies and will complain about it but oblige you cause he likes to spend time with you

will let you cuddle him. he enjoys that at least but he's like u know u can just cuddle me without scaring yourself right

if ur watching a dumb movie, him scoffing at it does help u relax a little. if ur watching a good movie, he'll actually quietly enjoy it while stroking your arm.

sighs and murmurs that amore it's not real, you're safe.

if u need an escort to the kitchen or the bathroom in the middle of the night he'll gently chide that he KNEW u shouldn't have watched something that will scare u but he will still do whatever u need of him cause he loves to take care of u

pesci 🎣

NO THANK YOU

this was definitely your idea and he agreed cause he loves you

jumps at everything, even if it's just a normal scene where the characters are talking or whatever. it doesn't matter how corny it is, he's freaked out

you're clinging to each other and screaming. chances are he's the one hiding his face against u and he doesn't even have the mind to be shy about it

promises that he will protect u tho. god help anyone who comes into the living room too suddenly because pesci is in front of you throwing the nearest object at them in a split second

even if the nearest object is the bowl of popcorn. u clean it up together

you cling to each other for the rest of the night and the next morning u agree that at least the cuddling was nice but u can do that without scaring yourselves

formaggio 🧀

he LOVES horror, his faves are thrillers and slashers. psychological horror is either boring or not the fun kind of scary. supernatural horror can stay if it's corny, if not then it's too scary!!!!

he's always cracking jokes throughout the movie. unless he's also scared then he's like 'haha fuck no dude..... haha' and screams at the jumpscares

cuddling is one of the best parts of horror, he loves it when his babe clings to him cause then he gets to be ur hero

which, of course, backfires if he gets scared too. but in that case he's very grateful for ur protection

or ur both screaming but that's fun too

u stick together at ALL TIMES for the rest of the night, even if he wasn't scared himself. he likes to feel needed and will gladly protect u

may still jump at any bumps in the night tho

illuso ✨

doesn't really bother with horror he's here for two reasons: to be a nuisance and scare you, and to cuddle you and protect you from the big bad monsters

and he will purposely grab you out of nowhere like BOO just to make you jump and scream, it's more entertaining than the movie

but that's because, while he tries to act aloof and bored, genuine horror does scare him but he'd rather risotto make him eat rusty nails than admit it. if u felt him startle at the last jumpscare, no u didn't

it's the psychological horror that gets in ur head that scares him tho, cheesy slashers actually are boring. and if u end up bored with the movie too or more focused on snuggling him than what's happening on screen, he may suggest u two do something more entertaining 😏

LOVES how u hang off of him for the rest of the evening. gently teases u but loves that u want him to protect u, loves u, loves being close to u and doting on u

and if u want to cling to him that's good if he was also scared cause now he doesn't have to be the one clinging to you

he still totally does tho. will suggest u sleep in the mirror world that night and says it's for ur benefit but it's clear he also wants the safety of his hidey hole lol

melone 🍈

horror is interesting to him! he finds supernatural horror entertaining, usually picks apart slashers for inaccuracies, will really like a good psychological horror and may even be a bit scared by it

he's one of those people who never shuts up during a movie but rather than outright complaining about the acting or something he'll make comments about the broader narrative or creative vision and its execution

or he'll guess what will happen out loud to u. picture him later going 'see i told you!!!' or 'oh, that's interesting' all nonchalant as someone is hacked apart on screen

very happy to cuddle you. he's pretty chill so his demeanor probably helps u relax

don't worry, my love will protect you, he says and then smatters ur face in kisses to hear u giggle so u can be a little less scared

if he gets scared too, definitely milks it for all its worth. wimpy and clingy but he'll swoon over u for being his knight in shining armour even if ur also scared

prefers to always be touching for the rest of the night if possible. might suggest u do something fun and relaxing before bed to help chase away those scary dreams (can be sex or something completely innocent lol)

ghiaccio ❄️

his standards for media are VERY high and most horror does not make the cut. he might, MIGHT like a very good psychological horror but is very critical when it gets too convoluted in an attempt to be deep. everything else is corny

even on the rare occassion that he finds a good horror movie he won't be scared by it he'll just be impressed

like occasionally he'll jump at a jumpscare but then that just gets him on a tangent because he finds jumpscares cheap. don't let him sit close to the tv cause he punches on instinct when he's startled

otherwise, he talks (yells) through the movie complaining about everything from the acting to the effects to the stupid characters going in the creepy house

cuddly not because scary but because that's just how he is. except when he gets worked up enough that he's standing on the couch yelling at the screen. if ur all snuggled up together when he gets startled by a jumpscare he'll pull u closer on instinct to protect u 🥺

if ur scared he'll try to comfort u in his own way. mostly by grumbling that it's not real and you could take on that stupid murderer with your eyes closed anyway with ur head tucked under his chin

he Will complain if you get too scared to be alone for the rest of the night cause why would you watch it if you knew it'd just freak you out!!!! will only escort u if he's feeling up to it but will assure u that ur tougher than that dumb corny shit so u won't feel as scared. secretly very much enjoys how u snuggle up to him as u both fall asleep tho.

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

they both LOVE horror, any kind. if it's good they'll be impressed, if it's shitty it's great for a laugh, it's a win-win in their opinion

will comment nonchalantly on how unrealistic those guts are or that the killer is an amateur and if THEY were the ones chasing a bunch of stupid assholes through the woods they'd do xyz

gelato will occasionally jump and scream at the jumpscares but then laughs about it. sometimes he'll also just scream for absolutely no reason to hear You scream and then also laughs about it. sorbet is literally immovable.

THE ABSOLUTE WORST TORMENTORS. if they insist u sit in the middle so they can protect u, do not listen. they are looking for easy access to grab you and startle you. or they'll act possessed and roll their eyes back and foam at the mouth. scaring u is part of the fun

however, they are both very cuddly at all times so if u move to sit alone on a living chair so that they'll stop scaring u they'll go NOOOO and cut it out so u come back. do not separate!!!!!!

then you'll be even more smushed in the middle and snuggled and if u need to hide against them they'll coo about how they'll protect u and kiss u where they can reach. sometimes u and gelato are both hiding in sorbet's tits and screaming

they will still try to scare you and each other after the movie too. sorbet is the best at it because he'll call to you both from another room with his voice quavering and like you and gelato both know he's shitting you and he's gonna grab your asses from the shadows or somethin but he's a good actor, he's tough as hell, and u both love him, so hearing him scared is TERRIFYING and he knows it. bastard. he'll give u both rly good kisses to make up for it afterwards tho. or more 😏

cling to you and each other even more than usual, which like, damn, that's saying somethin. but they'll mutter in your ears like little devils on your shoulders that your boyfriends are the real boogeymen, so it's good that they'll only bite if you want them to

and if u want them to, well. ur in for a long night. and then you'll be smushed in the middle again as u fall asleep.

ENJOY UR CELEBRATIONS MY DUDES!!!!!!

#i also have half of the first chapter of werewolf pack AU done #i had hoped to have it posted for today but oh well werewolves are forever #and this is fun too 😍#la squadra x reader #la squadra #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #formaggio #illuso #melone #ghiaccio #gelato #sorbet #vento aureo

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