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passionesolja · 13 days

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No offense to Giorno Giovanna but I have to call him out. That man played Bruno like a mf fiddle and got half of Bucci gang wiped out in a week of knowing them. Man didn’t give a fuck. He wanted to be mafia head honcho. I ain’t saying the death didn’t get to him, because he goes from teenager with terrible home life to seeing Leone Abbachio with a softball sized hole I’m his chest within like 3-4 days. But shit didn’t get to him get to him. Bro hardly knew anybody in Bucci Gang’s names when they started dropping. They was disposable to him because if bro gave a fuck about them, he would’ve said “nah time to back off this” when Bruno died and he had to him into a zombie

I get why La Squadra went out how they did. They had to spin for Sorbet and Gelato. Plus, they’re experienced hitmen so you know they know how to poker face shit. But giorno did not give a fuck about Bucci Gang as people. Not on a deep emotional level. He was the new kid that Bruno dragged in. But it’s how could he? He only knew Bucci gang formally for 168 hours.

I got love for lil bro but I cannot act like he gave a fuck on the level that somebody like Mista or Fugo did.

#narancia ghirga #jjba la squadra #jjba #giorno giovanna #haruno shiobana #vento aureo #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #jjba meta #pannacotta fugo #guido mista #leone abbacchio #bruno bucciarati #bruno buccellati

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kiphei · 1 year

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Finally made a comic for my headcanon that Melone is only smart when it comes to Chemistry and Biology.

Hes a bimbo in every other sense

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #fanart #jjba fanart #jjba la squadra

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diovstheworld · 6 months

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La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

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sreberkot · 10 days

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Cold Hands 🍈🧊

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sourwormsaresour · 6 months

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I was reading this post announcing the upcoming JoJo magazine for December that @pocketpauling sent me and I was wondering what was going to be featured.

NO FUCKING WAY.

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soupbabe · 1 year

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May I request La squadra x reader? They accidentally make you cry.

La Squadra Accidentally Making Reader Cry

It's so nice to write for La Squadra again ♡ this turned out a lot more comforting than anticipated

Formaggio

- It's very common for Formaggio to joke around, making playful jabs at you and his teammates

- But sometimes they get too personal, y'know?

- He's quick to notice you getting teary eyed and tries to lighten the mood immediately

- Formaggio changes the topic to something he knows you like, making jokes he knows that'll make you laugh

- He doesn't give a big apology, it's just a pat on the back and a "My bad," but he genuinely means it

Illuso

- I think it's very common for Illuso to put down others in front of the team for a good laugh

- I take him making fun of you as acting petty because of a previous argument

- While he didn't think it was too serious- just an indirect way to get the last word, you definitely took it seriously

- As the whole team saw you covering your burning face as you walked away, it hit him that he "might've" been in the wrong here

- Illuso was definitely forced to apologize, but his tone was a lot less condescending than anticipated and more heartfelt

Prosciutto

- This man practices tough love to the highest degree, it's very easy to mistranslate his actions

- Hell, if you start crying because he made you feel stupid, he'd probably add fuel to the fire

- But seeing how his little "shape up and get over it" sentiment made it worse, he ops for a different approach

- He'd hold your face gently, taking a handkerchief out of his front pocket to wipe your stray tears

- Prosciutto is a lot more blunt, explaining his intentions and apologizing for his behavior

Pesci

- I'm going to be honest he could never make you cry

- like he actively makes sure he doesn't and will never fuck up

- 7/10 times you're cheering him up and reassuring him

- Pesci is perfect sorry 🤷

Melone

- Melone definitely has a tendency to get carried away with his work

- It's all that he can talk about in some cases and it can feel a little neglecting

- But all of that gets pushed aside when you start tearing up and avoiding him

- He's very quick in fixing everything- immediately acknowledging his mistakes and making plans for you and him time

- He loves what he does, but you're absolutely more important

Ghiaccio

- Ghiaccio's intense anger and lack of emotional awareness is a disheartening combo

- He's definitely made you cry before and it frustrates him when it happened again

- It's a negative cycle that short circuits his brain and it makes it hard for him to apologize face to face

- He'll refuse to talk to you for the rest of the day, spending the time writing an apology letter

- It's well worded and long, detailing his emotions and promises to you that he'll be better

Risotto

- While he's another one to not really make you cry, he tends to fall into the bad habit of isolating himself

- His hard gaze softens when you express your grievances and start crying in the process

- Risotto gets right to the point; apologizing and stopping what he's doing to pay attention to you

- I think he'd offer hug too, letting this moment to be an opportunity for you to open up in private

- He's a gentle giant at heart and he'll always make sure his teammates know how much he cares about them

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pescipescipescipesci · 24 days

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HAPPY 90% OF LA SQUADRA DEATH DAY!!!

#JJBA #la squadra esecuzioni #La Squadra #jjba la squadra

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ieatwormsanddirt · 2 months

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a collab with my pal :D

i drew risotto

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razzyb3rry · 5 months

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I forgot to post this here oops 🍝

#risotto nero #la squadra #jjba golden wind #jjba fanart #jjba la squadra #jjba vento auero #garfield

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tangytiramisu · 17 days

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Would la squadra let their S/o put makeup on them?🤓 I feel like Pesci definitely and ghiaccio would be hesitant. What abt you?

Oh this is a funny question xD You’re right about Pesci and Ghia! Pesci would also be hesitant at first but he loves you so he’d eventually cave. Ghia has to have been with you for a long time to let you do it lmao

Risotto and Prosciutto will have to be convinced and maybe even pled with. We all know how carefree Melone and Formaggio are so they’re up for anything. Illuso almost always says no so you’ll straight up have to bribe him 😭

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ghoastlytoastly · 2 months

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Was going through my old art and decided to do a couple redraws! Something possessed me when I drew Melone (it was him. He possessed me)

#jjba fanart #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jjba la squadra #jjba melone #jjba part 2 #joseph joestar #jojo fanart #Caesar is here too #caesar zeppeli

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yachiblanca · 2 years

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Loved this one. Could you please do a similar one for Risotto, Diavolo and Prosciutto?

Thanks for enjoying my content and sure !! Btw i'll still be using Maud Pie for this.

Prosciutto, Diavolo, Risotto with a Reader that hardly expresses emotions

Diavolo isn't very much surprised with the first impression when he approached you for some assistance.

He's a man who lives in the shadows y'know? He doesn't mind the treatment he gets from you, but it kind of bothers him for yourself not having a much of a tone he hears from the other people- he wanted to feel more.. 'Worshipped'

Diavolo isn't the type of man to be having to start a conversation, but he does enjoy the quiet company. He secretly does a side eye you when you're doing something.

Though the quiet company can get quite unentertaining.. He thought that were you like him, A cold hearted mafioso? Even if he talked to you he could sense the tint of awkwardness in between.

So he wanted to test something. Be prepared to see Doppio very often! The boss Diavolo himself knows Doppio can do something about this- expect to see him less likely than before.

“Tururururu! Oh! Boss told me to tell you that you put salt instead of sugar!” You and Doppio were making cupcakes.

Prosciutto is quick to pick up on what type of person you are based on how you talk to him- or maybe your composure too, he was in relief when you weren’t close to being like Pesci. He didn’t wanna deal with another if he had to.

He’s also not bothered with the treatment you give him, he finally gets some peaceful company… but it’s too peaceful.

Prosciutto will be likely to be throwing some comments- hoping he could start a certain topic or he may unintentionally start a beef between the two of you.

Or.. should he woo you like a gentleman? Maybe he thought that you were playing hard to get?

But all he could do was observe you from afar or approach you when something in need or a mission. It should be a big surprise if you decide to talk to him first wether it’s a mission or a question.

"Y/N, want a cigarette? Yes? No? Hm.. You don't seem like the type to be smoking though."

Risotto expects you to be like his other comrades but here you were lacking the emotions as he got to know you- and as he noticed too.

You didn't seem to be the type to be putting up a fight so Risotto is in relief too- thank god he wasn't going to be dealing with another chaotic member.

Risotto observes his members carefully, wanting to know about their info and about themselves so they can get along with him well. You were an exception for Risotto to read you.

He found it a bit difficult into finding your interest, he doesn't usually approaches and ask what are your likings, but since it's you then it was a no choice for him but to ask. He couldn't tell from your face expression if you liked what you were watching on the TV.

He does appreciate it alot when you talk to him first, he thought that you didn't like him at first. You may get paired in missions with him for a very long time- so you know.. just to get to know you well and upgrade your affinity!

"So.. do you prefer pancakes for breakfast or coffee?"

#jjba x you #jjba x y/n #jjba x reader #la squadra hcs #jjba la squadra #la squadra x reader #la squadra #jjba risotto #jjba prosciutto #jjba diavolo #risotto nero x reader #risotto x reader #prosciutto x reader #diavolo x reader #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #golden wind #golden wind x reader #vento aureo x reader

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mink-place · 2 years

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How La Squadra Di Esecuzione would react to someone trying to/smacking their s/o!

Tw: harm, death.

Risotto Nero

Sees their intention, reacts fast so they aren't touching his s/o.

“That was a dumb decission.” he uses his stand to pull blades from his arm flesh, looks how their expression changes and soon they start screaming.

He's really annoyed.

While they're screaming in pain, Risotto grabs his partner and goes away, he's still mad, but he'll slowly calm down.

Prosciutto

He also sees their intention and before they can reach his partner, Prosciutto grabs his hand and twists it.

“Of course, you're so clever.” he says ironically and pushes them to the floor “We won't waste any more time on you, so get lost.”

They're running in fear, they wouldn't want to mess with Prosciutto.

Formaggio

When they raise their hand to smack his partner, he punches them straight in the face.

“Ha, nice try pal, but you're too slow.” kicks them to the ground “and too stupid.” smiles and mocks them.

Kicks them a few more times just to ensure they aren't getting up.

“Shall we continue our walk?” asks his s/o and they continue walking while the other person is almost knocked in the ground.

Melone

When he sees they're going to smack their s/o, he pulls his s/o out of his reach.

“We aren't looking for trouble, maybe you would like to get lost.” he isn't looking for a fight.

Maybe he'll scare them away with his weird attitude, but if he doesn't, he'll run away with his s/o.

Ghiaccio

Couldn't react as fast as he would want, so probably the person will smack their s/o.

But, now they have an angry Ghiaccio who's looking at them with rage and soon they're frozen to the ground.

“What did you thINK YOU WERE FUCKING DOING?!” he really tried to start calm at the beggining, but soon he was yelling.

“STUPID, HOW DARE YOU TO EVEN TOUCH THEM!?” and there it is, Ghiaccio has lost his mind and starts yelling italian curses at them while they're just frozen with an horror expression.

“Now...” he finally calms down a little bit “enjoy your day, or maybe even the rest of your life.” looks at them “because trying to broke the ice would break you in pieces.” and with this he goes away with his partner.

Illuso

Now, this is quite simple, he sees them, he sends them to the mirror world.

“Because of their dumb try, they'll die from starvation or dehydration. Hope they'll learn their lesson” smiles and looks at his partner.

“Alright, let's go. This won't ruin our day.”

Easy.

Pesci

Now, there are two options.

He instantly run away with his s/o, he doesn't think he can be capable of confronting someone.

Or he gains some courage to fight the aggressor with Beach Boy and kills them.

Either way, he'll make sure his partner is safe.

I ran out of ideas with the last one, sorry :[

I also don't have ideas to more headcanons or stuff, so if you have any idea, please, send it to my inbox :]