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zombu7 · 3 months
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He’s so obvious HDJKFNF
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pony-central · 6 months
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Show will be scripted now
Game of Parody Thrones Season 4 Episode 7 - New Changes
Sick PonyCentral: Contestants! Welcome back to GOPT4! Who's excited for this elimination? 😁
Baxter: Wait, what happened to the comic? 🤔
Sick PonyCentral: Creator got new phone, so the last two episodes will be scripted.
SBHP: That's fine. How many votes did we get this time? 🙂🤨
Sick PonyCentral: We got 10 votes. The contestant with the lowest percentage of votes is eliminated. Let's go over them. DDTO Boyfriend and SBHP are both safe.
SBHP: Great. 😁
DDTO Boyfriend: OK.
Boyfriend: Wait. How did I end up in the Bottom 2? 😫
Baxter: I dunno! 😟
Sick PonyCentral: Hmm. It's gonna be tricky to decide who should be eliminated. But, I'll clap my hooves.
She does so, and Boyfriend is turned to stone
Baxter: That was close.
SBHP: I agree.
It's a little bit different than how the series usually is
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classygoopfriendbear · 8 months
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시리해리(SBHP)
제 몸집보다 거대한 동물의 털을 쓰다듬는 손은 보기보다 작고 보잘것없다. 침대의 3분의 2를 차지한 그를 차마 바닥으로 내쫓을 수 없는 남자는 남은 비좁은 자리에 공간을 만들어 불편하더라도 몸을 뉘었다.
“이러다 떨어지겠어요. 조금만 옆으로 가 봐요, 패드풋”
남자의 말을 그새 알아들은 검은 개가 눈길 한 번 주더니 남자가 편히 누울 수 있게 자리를 비켜주었다. 남자의 손이 개의 머리에서부터 몸통으로 이어지게 한 방향으로 털을 쓸어 넘기자 만족스러운 듯 개의 표정이 한결 편안해하는 눈치이다. 아까는 제 자리를 침범했다며 꽤 불만 많아 보이는 표정으로 낑낑거리더구먼 또 저가 좋아하는 부위를 만져주니 좋아하는 꼴이 영락없이 개나 마찬가지이긴 하다. 그렇게 털만 만져대니 30분을 훌쩍 넘기는 시간이 되었다. 오러 국장을 그만둔 지 며칠 아니 그래봐야 일 년 하고도 반 개월이 지난 시점 남자 그러니까 해리포터의 인생은 기구했던 어릴 적의 모습과 차원이 다르다. 세상은 변했다. 이 문장을 위해 그의 노력은 무참히 짓밟혀왔더라도 지금에서라도 바꾸면 그 누구도 진정 그것을 바라고 있을지도 모른다. 그렇게 되뇌어 오던 게 엊그제만 했었는데 사람 사는 집만도 못했던 그의 삶에 새 식구를 들인 게 사람이었으나 지금은 개인 애니마구스라니 어젯밤 저 스스로 문을 열어 마중 나와준 것이 매우 후회스럽나 보다. 말을 말아야지 싶은 그는 당장에 밀린 일이라도 끝내야겠다 싶은지 침대에서 일어나려던 그 순간이다. 검은 개가 그의 등에 발끝을 세워 움직이지 못하게 고정했다.
"개일 적에는 훈련도 못 받은 것처럼 굴지 마시고 얼른 발 떼세요"
그러나 말로는 알아듣지 못하자 무슨 바람이 든 건지 주인 말도 못 알아먹는 못된 개라고 욕하던 남자는 이쯤이면 사과하고 한 발자국 물러서는 게 일반적이었으나 묘하게 달라진 분위기와 힘을 실어오는 발에 이상함을 눈치채기 시작했다. 힐끔 눈길을 보내니 바로 에 불쌍하다는 듯 낑낑거리던 소리는 온데간데없고 침을 뚝뚝 흘리는 게 마치 광견병에 걸린 듯한 기분이 들었다. 뭐가 됐든 일단 자리를 피해야 한다는 생각에 남자는 더욱 큰 몸부림을 치며 가까스로 침대 밖으로 몸을 던졌다. 문밖으로 나가기만 하면 된다. 바깥에서 잠기는 문이니 해결책은 밖을 나서도 충분한 시간이고 상황이 여의치 않으니 잠시 진정될 때까지 문을 절대 열어주지 않다면 매우 좋은 쪽으로 흐르는 것도 당연하다. 그러나 그가 침대 밖으로 떨어져 문이라는 결과를 도출해내기의 그 시간은 매우 느렸고 생각을 얼추 마칠 그때는 이미 반쯤 돌아버린 짐승에게 목덜미를 물려 정신을 잃은 상태였다.
"윽"
그의 눈꺼풀 위로 동공이 바쁘게 드리웠다. 슬며시 눈을 떴을 때는 조용한 방 안 분위기를 살펴보기도 했다. 깨질 듯한 머리는 마치 숙취에 절인 것처럼 무거웠고 무슨 일이 있었는지도 기억을 못하는 것처럼 목덜미 주위를 감싸는 진한 피비린내가 코를 찔렀다. 바닥에 낮게 엎드려 있으니 한정된 시야가 영 불편하기만 하다. 방안 꼴이 말이 아니다. 마치 강도라도 들어온 것처럼 그의 몸에는 크고 작은 생채기가 가득하다. 멀쩡하게 입던 옷은 습격에 의해 너덜너덜해 있고 상의가 그러하듯 하의는 마찬가지로 처참하다. 거진 벌거벗은 상태로 찬 바닥에 드러누워 있으니 감히 누구라도 이상하게 생각하리 만큼 자세가 여간 낯부끄럽다고 생각한 그는 뭐가 됐든 일단 방안 꼴을 되돌리고자 몸을 추슬렀다. 그러나 이런 말이 있지 않나 등잔 밑이 어둡다고 뒤늦게 상황을 인지하려 했으나 성인 남자만 한 개를 어찌 뿌리칠 수 있겠는가. 돌연 아슬아슬하게 가려진 속옷을 입에 문 검은 개가 팽팽하게 잡아당기자 밴딩 속옷에서 투툭 소리가 났으며 이내 걸레짝 모양으로 뽀얀 엉덩이가 그대로 내비쳤다.
숨김없이 드러난 엉덩이는 서늘한 바깥 공기에 작게 몸을 떨었고 잠시 쉴 틈도 없이 발톱까지 세운 앞발을 주인의 등에 찍어 누른 검은 개가 빨갛게 오른 제 것을 그의 아래에 처박아 넣었다. 단말마 같은 비명과 함께 엎어진 포터는 요령 없이 무식하게 욱여넣으려는 개의 행동이 이해 안 될뿐더러 빼내려고 엉덩이에 힘을 주어도 괜한 짓이라며 더 깊게 넣는 탓에 속절없이 당하게 생겼다.
"이 망할!, 못된 패드풋 당장 꺼내요!"
장이 짓이겨지고 뱃속을 가로지르는 힘에 도통 정신을 못 차리는 그는 애꿎은 손톱을 세우고 바닥을 긁어넀다. 토악질을 해도 모자랄 판에 억지로 넣은 아래에는 짙은 피가 흘러내려 바닥을 적셨고 오히려 그 피가 자극제가 된건지 검은 개의 허리짓이 더 빨라졌다.
"이 멍청한 개가...흐으!"
어느 한 부분을 꾹 찌르자 놀랍게도 그의 허리가 기이하게 휘어졌으며 아프기만 하던 숨소리도 애달픈 형태의 기교로 변했다. ��을 헤집고 다니던 것은 그 부분만 집요하게 건드렸고 그에 응답하듯 파드득 몸을 떨며 자꾸 밀어내는 팔다리와 달리 목소리는 참으로 요망하기 짝이 없었다. 막바지에 다다른 그때 부리 끝까지 집어넣은 검은 개의 속셈을 눈치챈 포터가 크게 몸을 비틀었다. 중심을 잃은 그 순간을 노려 벗어난 포터는 재빨리 문고리를 열고 나갔다. 잠금까지 철저히 하고 나서야 겨우 주저앉은 포터는 문 뒤편에서 들리는 짐승의 울음소리를 외면했다.
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midnightisquiet · 7 years
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Sterek Bingo 2017 - Harry Potter AU
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nerdyfangirl57 · 7 years
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The Grumpy Hufflepuff
Written for Sterek Bingo 2017 (On AO3)
Summary: Laura hid Derek’s scarf. It’s snowing. Hogwarts has never seen such an angry Hufflepuff walk through it’s corridors.
Derek was going to kill Laura.
She knows how much he hates the cold and yet she decides to be the biggest jerk to ever live and hide his scarf when she knew it was going to snow the next day.
So, yeah, it’s no wonder that Derek feels more pissed off than usual which seems to have scared the hell out of some first years in his house this morning when he woke up.
Derek still doesn’t understand why people are so shocked when they realize he’s a Hufflepuff, it’s not like being cheerful and happy all the time is a requirement to get sorted into Hufflepuff, just because he’s not smiling 24/7 doesn’t mean he’s any less of a Hufflepuff.
He just doesn’t like people.
Especially Laura. She’s the worst.
When Derek arrived to his potions class he was in a particularly bad mood after having to get snow out of his eyebrows, so to make matters even worse, Stiles thought it would be a good idea to sit next to Derek today.
It’s not like the thought of Stiles sitting next to him in potions upset Derek, he always enjoys when the talkative Slytherin spends time with him.
They’ve had at least one class together since they were 1st years and Derek would be lying if he said he didn’t find the Slytherin utterly adorable with his constant chatter and spastic flailing accompanied by dazzling whiskey colored eyes and a mischievous smirk that does not make Derek’s heart pound whenever he sees it.
Not that the Hufflepuff would ever let anyone know of his feelings for Stiles. It would be a complete disaster if Laura ever found out about his little crush on the Slytherin, besides, it’s not like Stiles would ever return his feelings.
Surely the young wizard was just talking to Derek during some of the classes they had together out of pity.
“Hey sourwolf! Congrats on looking grumpier than usual, I didn’t think that was possible.” Stiles joked with a carefree smile on his face.
Derek’s face stayed blank. “It’s cold.”
“Well you’re bundled up pretty nicely. The only thing missing is a scarf to complete the ‘I hate winter’ look you’re clearly going for.”
“Laura hid my scarf.” The Hufflepuff grumbled.
Stiles blinks for a moment. “Why would she do that?”
Derek scowls at the thought of his older sister. “She’s mean.”
Stiles loses it as he starts laughing hysterically in the middle of class until he is driven to the point of tears.
Derek doesn’t really understand what was so funny but he finds it impossible to resist the urge to smile when Stiles is laughing so gleefully right beside him.
When class ended and it was time to leave to their other scheduled class Derek couldn’t help but scowl at the snow outside. It was somehow colder than it was in the morning and Derek did not appreciate it.
It should be illegal to hide someone’s scarf.
He’s so focused on trying to make the snow melt under his intense gaze that he doesn’t even notice Stiles coming from behind him until the young wizard is wrapping something around his neck.
Derek looks down to find a Slytherin scarf wrapped cozily around his very cold neck and turns back only to come face to face with a smiling Stiles.
“Since you seem so upset about your scarf I figured you could use mine as a substitute.” The Slytherin gives him a brief once over. “Green is a good color on you actually. It brings out your eyes.”
And with that the speckled beauty walked down the corridor to his next class, leaving a speechless Derek in his wake.
If the Hufflepuff spent the rest of the day with his nose buried in the soft fabric of the scarf just to keep smelling the scent of Stiles that lingered, it was nobody’s business but his own.
Within him taking only a handful of steps into the dining hall Laura was plastered by his side with an all too knowing gleam in her eyes.
He should have known better than to walk in with a Slytherin scarf around his neck.
“So,” she said, going for innocent but missing by a mile, “where’d you get that scarf Der-bear?”
Derek shrugged. “Someone.”
The Gryffindor hummed. “And does this someone have a name?”
“Not one I’d ever tell you.”
Laura smirked. “It’s Stilinski’s isn’t it.”
Derek didn’t say anything. No matter what he said Laura would use it as ammunition.
Her smirk only grew as his silence dragged on. “You’re adorable you know? Acting all big and bad when you’re really nothing but a big teddy bear crushing on the Slytherin Prince.”
The Hufflepuff scowled and ignored her for the rest of the day. She reached new levels of annoying to try to get his attention but Derek persevered and managed to refrain from acknowledging her existence.
The next day he went up to Stiles with the intention of returning his scarf even though Derek wanted to keep it more than anything. Stiles just let him borrow it yesterday because he was complaining during class about it being cold, he probably wants his scarf back now that Derek found his.
The Slytherin smiled when he caught sight of Derek. “Hi sourwolf! To what do I owe this pleasure?”
Derek tried not to stare at the dazzling smile on the other wizard’s face for too long. “Here.” Derek said while thrusting the Slytherin scarf into Stiles’ face.
The young wizard scrunched up his face in confusion. “Dude, you can keep it. I wasn’t expecting you to give it back.”
“But it’s your only scarf.”
Stiles simply shrugged. “I can always get another one.”
Before Derek knew what he was doing, he found himself taking off his own scarf and wrapping it around Stiles.
“Then keep mine.”
The Slytherin blinked, looking at a complete loss, before a light blush dusted his cheeks and a shy smile tugged on his lips.
Derek was surprised the other boy didn’t just tell him no and give the scarf back to him, instead, Stiles ducked his head and mumbled a small ‘thank you’ under his breath.
The Hufflepuff felt the tips of his ears burn at the sight before him before allowing a faint ‘you’re welcome’ to slip his lips as he left to take his seat.
Him and Stiles wear each other’s scarves every day after that. They never talk about it and everything between them seems to have gone back to normal with the exception of a few more hidden glances added into the mix.
The one thing that has changed has been the way the other students perceive them. Apparently everyone thinks they’re dating now and it annoys Derek to no end.
Not because he doesn’t want to date Stiles but because of how adorable everyone thinks it is.
People just can’t stop talking about how the cute Hufflepuff that glares at everyone and looks like he’s constantly contemplating murder got with the trickster Slytherin that talks to much and knows how to best piss off every member of the Hogwarts staff without ever actually getting in trouble.
Derek isn’t cute okay? He just isn’t. If anyone is cute in their so called relationship it’s Stiles.
The Slytherin casts the Serpensortia Spell just to play with the little snakes he creates and calls them his ‘wittle sneks’ and if that isn’t the definition of adorable Derek doesn’t know what is.
It’s a few days later when Stiles sits next to him in potions again.
“I’m so sorry.”
Derek blinks. Stiles has never apologized for sitting next to him before, he just, did it.
“For what?” The Hufflepuff inquires.
Stiles’ face turns red. “People have been… well I guess… Okay so there’s a rumor going around that we’re together and everyone believes it.”
Derek rolls his eyes. “I know that.”
“I swear I didn’t- wait… you know?”
The wizard simply nods.
Stiles blinked owlishly. “And you’re not upset by this?”
“No.” Derek stated. “Uh, are you?”
“What? No of course not! If anything I just wish it wasn’t just a rumor.”
Stiles seemed to have realized what came out of his mouth because he flails so hard he almost slaps Derek in the face and his mouth falls open as if he wants to say something but can’t finding the right words.
“Bloody hell! I didn’t mean that- well, I did mean that but I know you don’t want to do anything of the sort with me and that’s completely okay! I just let my mouth get away from me, you know, dysfunctional brain-to-mouth filter and all that. You can forget I said any of that, in fact, I’ll forget I said any of that. Now it’s forgotten, see? It’s so forgotten I don’t even know what we’re talking about right now. Hi Derek how are you? Do you remember what we were talking about just now? Because I sure as hell don’t.”
The Hufflepuff couldn’t help it, he laughed, causing Stiles’ lips to turn downward in a slight pout that should not be as adorable as Derek thinks it is.
“I’m sorry,” Derek says in between soft chuckles, “it’s just I’ve never seen you so flustered before. It’s cute.”
“Cute?” The Slytherin asks, looking dumbfounded. “I am a Slytherin, I am not cute. I’m offended you would even think that.”
Derek shrugs. “I’ve always thought you were cute.”
Wait.
Oh no.
Stiles looks up at him at that, blinking continuously as if making sure he was actually experiencing this. “You… you think I’m cute?”
Derek is about to take it back, say he didn’t mean it like that, but then he looks at Stiles and finds huge whiskey colored eyes staring back at him with wonder and what appears to be hope shinning inside them.
The Hufflepuff finds himself nodding slowly, his face heating up the longer those gorgeous eyes look at him, and can’t help the way his heart skips a beat when a brilliant smile lights up Stiles’ face.
A moment passes before the Slytherin whispers, “I think you’re cute too.”
Derek wishes he could say his smile was as blinding as Stiles’ but it was small and shy, nothing more than a slight tug of lips.
Stiles didn’t seem to mind though, his smile widen more, which Derek could have sworn was impossible.
“So, uh,” Stiles starts nervously, “you want to, maybe, go on a date sometime?”
“Yeah, yeah I’d… I’d like that.”
Maybe he should be embarrassed by how breathless his voice sounded in that moment but Derek couldn’t care less, not when Stiles is looking at him like he’s the most amazing thing in the world.
After a moment of hesitation, Derek holds his hand out to Stiles, butterflies swarming his stomach when the Slytherin interlaced their fingers together and let Derek lead them down the corridor.
When the wind picked up Stiles huddled closer to Derek until the Slytherin was nearly glued to the other wizard’s side.
Maybe the cold wasn’t as bad as Derek originally thought.
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madness-of-void · 7 years
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Sterek Bingo 2017: Harry Potter AU
Back in Stiles’ third year at Hogwarts, he was an awkward little Slytherin who was desperately trying to catch the eye of seventh year Hufflepuff Derek Hale. Derek was one of the only students kind to him (being an awkward Muggle-Born in a predominately pure blood house kind of blew chunks), and even encouraged him to try out for Quidditch. (Which he made, thank you very much! As the best Seeker since Potter, no less!) Near the end of the year, he started writing love notes to Derek, never signing them because, well, why would Derek ever return his pathetic crush? The guy was a Hufflepuff! That house was notoriously nice…
So when frickin’ Whittemore found out about Stiles’ little crush, he announced it to the entire Great Hall during the Year End Feast, causing Stiles to run and hide, unable to face Derek or the rejection he knew was coming. 
Eventually, he forgot all about that miserable day. 
Same with the rest of the school. 
In fact, he completely forgot all about Derek Hale, the Hufflepuf with the kind, kaleidoscope stare. 
That is, until his Pro Quidditch career was cut short and a familiar looking professor offered him a position at Hogwarts to teach Flying as well as watch over the Quidditch matches shortly after. It took him all the way to the Start Of The Year Feast before Stiles realized that, oh hell, that was Derek Hale! Who is a professor. Who teaches Care Of Magical Creatures. Who Stiles will have to bump into often in these halls.
Who still has all of Stiles’ love letters…as well as some of his own for the Slytherin.
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sterek-bingo · 7 years
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I saw idle speculation about how many themes could be fitted into one fic, so I give you 8 (9 if we include the wildcard):  (SBWILDCARD1,) SBHP, SBMAGICSTILES, SBFERAL, SBALPHA, SBSHIFTEDDEREK, SBBAMFSTILES, SBREDHOOD, SBCOMFORT
Wordcount: 8.7k
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“Aw, c’mon!” Stiles said. “It’s not even that believable! I mean, really, a Hogwarts student somehow gets bitten by a werewolf and goes full-on feral wolfman and now spends his days snacking on wayward students? Don’t get me wrong, it makes for a great campfire tale, but—”
“You do know it’s not a legend, right?” Allison cut in.
“‘Course it is,” Scott said, confused. “We all heard it as first years. It’s tradition to scare the little kids with it. Don’t they tell it down in the Slytherin dorms too?”
Allison rolled her eyes and dragged herself properly upright, dislodging Scott’s arm much to his disappointment. “Sure they do, but that’s not what I meant,” she said. “I mean, it’s not just a scary story. It’s true.”
Stiles tossed a decorative red and gold throw pillow at her, which she caught with her stupidly good quidditch player reflexes. “Get out of here!” he said. “It’s just a stupid myth made up to keep students out of the woods. Which, by the way, I have gone snooping in many a time, and I have never seen even a hint of any mutant werewolf slavering for a victim.”
“I’m telling you, Stiles, it actually happened,” Allison said, and she really did look like she believed it. Usually when she was pulling his leg about something, she had a hard time keeping her grin under control, but she looked perfectly earnest now as she leaned forward, elbows on her knees. “It wasn’t exactly the way the story gets told,” she allowed, “but he really is out there.”
“The monster?” Scott asked, and really, a tried and true Gryffindor like him had no right sounding that spooked by the mere possibility.
“He really was a student,” Allison insisted. “A Hufflepuff named Derek Hale.“
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asagi-s-garden · 7 years
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Title: Honey Snakes Rating: G Word Count: 6,342 Theme: Harry Potter AU Summary: The first day Stiles spends as a professor at Hogwarts he meets an oddly comforting dog- wolf?- in the Great Hall, the next day he meets an oddly gorgeous new professor at the Sorting Ceremony, and by the first month he's managed to find out that they're actually the same person- and that person is not explicitly pleased with Stiles' snooping
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10791426
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kevinwastaken · 4 years
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top 30 reasons why my school thinks im defective and cant do anything by myself; number 5 may surprise you
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nightlight9 · 7 years
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The Snake and the Badger
Theme: Harry Potter AU Rating: T (on AO3)
Being sorted into Hufflepuff wasn’t something that Derek ever considered. Why would he, when all of the Hales have been consistently placed in Slytherin for decades, making them one of the longest lineages to have walked the halls of Hogwarts.
But now that he’s sorted, he sees that he couldn’t have been placed in a better house. Sure, at first it was hard. His older sister Laura had been saving him a seat at the Slytherin table, looking proud that her younger brother had finally made it. Watching her face fall in confusion when the sorting house announced his place was hard. He had been so afraid that his parents would be disappointed in him, that he had somehow let the family down. Of course, that never happened. They just wanted him to be happy. And he was. He became good friends with a Gryffindor named Boyd, a Slytherin named Erica, and a fellow Hufflepuff Isaac, and Derek for the first time it felt like Derek had found his place.
When his younger sister sat in front of the school the year after him and was sorted into Slytherin, he stood up and cheered for her, not feeling bad in the slightest. But then he was placed in Slytherin, and Derek wondered if he had missed out after all. Stiles Stilinski is everything that Derek isn’t - loud, boisterous, charming, blunt - and Derek thinks that he’s beautiful. And after becoming friends with him, Derek wishes he could be around him all the time. Even when he’s being a pain in the ass.
“Shouldn’t you be in class,” Derek says, trying to sound annoyed with the fifth year currently leaning against his back and over his shoulder to look at what Derek’s reading.
Stiles huffs and backs up, flopping down beside him on the ground. “I’m so ahead in potions that there isn’t really any reason for me to be in class.” Derek raises his eyebrows at the other man until he deflates. “I may have gotten kicked out, but I honestly wasn’t doing anything wrong this time. Harris just hates me.” He pokes at Derek’s bicep. “And I know you have a free period, so I figured hanging out with my favorite Hufflepuff is a better use of my time anyway.”
Derek tries not to let those words get to him, but it’s hard not too, especially when the younger man curls close to his side. He feels himself blush and turns back to his book to hide it. “I don’t know how to respond to the fact that you’re using me as an excuse to ditch.”
When Stiles laughs, his whole body shakes. “Please, we both know that you’re honored to partake in my delinquency. And I was kicked out.” He yawns, slouching down more so that he can rest his head on Derek’s lap and stretch out his legs. In turn, Derek holds himself still. “What are you reading, anyway?” When he catches sight of the cover, Stiles makes a pleased sound. “Muggle books, nice. That’s always been one of my mom’s favorites.”
Resisting the urge to card his fingers though Stiles’ hair, Derek asks, “You want me to read aloud?” He can feel Stiles nod, and watches as his eyes droop shut before turning the page are reading, “An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents.” The rest of the afternoon passes in a quiet haze, and Derek wonders if this is what love feels like.
———
“You’re pathetic.”
Derek groans and turns to glare at Laura where she has barged into the Hufflepuff common room. “How did you get in here,” he accuses. His sister snorts and crosses the room, pushing Derek over until she can settle in beside him on the couch. “Please, I got in here the same way you get into the Slytherin commons. And even if the password changed, I would have hunted down Isaac to let me in.” He groans again. Warm arms wrap around his shoulder, pulling him close until he’s tucked into his sister's’ side. “Want to talk about it?”
He closes his eyes, taking comfort in her presence. As annoying as Laura can be, there’s a reason why he considers her his best friend. “What’s there to talk about?” He hates how dejected he sounds. “I should be happy that he’s finally got a girlfriend. He’s happy enough, and Heather seems nice. Besides, it was bound to happen eventually, right.”
Laura sighs sadly and tucks her head against his. “Oh, Der. You want me to hex her?”
He snorts. “As much as I appreciate your willingness to break the rules to defend my feelings or whatever, I’m good. You definitely don’t need to get in trouble this close to graduating, and that wouldn’t be fair to her anyway. Besides, it’s not like I ever thought he would like me or that we would be together. We’re just too different. And, like I said, I expected it to happen sooner or later.” His voice softens. “I just didn’t expect it to hurt so bad, you know.” He didn’t expect that his chest would feel caved in, didn’t expect that every time he saw the couple together his stomach would drop and the nausea would rise like a tide.
Warm hands pat his hair, grounding him to reality. “Yeah, I know. Don’t worry, baby brother. The pain will pass.”
As he lays curled against his sister’s side, he hopes that she’s right.
———-
“Are you sure you don’t want to go with us to Hogsmeade?” Erica has her arms crossed over her chest in a way that would intimidate anyone else, but Derek can see the concern in her eyes. That same concern is mirrored in the expressions of all of his friends standing behind her.
He shakes his head. “No, you guys go on ahead. I have a few assignments to finish, and I haven’t had a chance to read for fun recently so I just want to stay in.”
She sighs, but lets it go. He watches as she joins the group and relies the information that Derek is staying at the school. They all glance back at him before beginning the trek to Hogsmeade. Only Stiles stays behind, making Derek’s heart clench.
The younger man crosses the courtyard. “Der?” Derek almost shuts his eyes against the nickname. Instead he closes himself off, trying to hide what he’s feeling. “Are you okay? I mean, first you missed our group quidditch session last week, and now you don’t want to go to Hogsmeade? Is something wrong?”
He tries to act natural, even if he can’t quite meet Stiles’ gaze. “I’m fine. It’s just that I’ve been busy, is all.” He makes a gesture in the direction that their friends went. “You should get going though, so you don’t have to walk all the way there by yourself.”
Stiles is silent, so Derek risks a glance. When he sees the Slytherin’s hurt expression, he sighs. He never wanted Stiles to get hurt because of something he did, and he knows that he doesn’t deserve it. Stiles is his friend first, no matter how much he loves him. And even if he has to stand beside him and watch as he dates hundreds of other people, Derek should be there. That’s what friends do. “Hey, I promise that I’m okay. And the next time everyone gets together, I promise that I’ll show up. I just need to get this work done. Okay?”
Stiles sighs. He doesn’t look pleased, but the hurt is gone so Derek takes it as a win. “Fine, but I’m holding you to that promise. No more avoiding us. Okay.”
Derek forces a smile and nods.
He only breathes easier when Stiles has disappeared from view.
———-
“Maybe you should find someone else.”
Derek sighs, trying to push around Cora so he can head to bed. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, and I would like it if you would let me go.”
His sister snorts, too much like Laura for her own good. “How long are you going to keep pretending that you’re fine watching him fall in love with someone else.” He tries not to choke on the word ‘love.’ “Derek, I’m actually kind of worried about you, and you know how I feel about worrying about other people. Your pining actually hurts me, like physically, every single time you force yourself to be around him. The others can’t really tell that you’re acting different, but I’ve known you longer.”
He drops his head. “I’m sorry. You shouldn’t worry, okay. I’m just fine.”
Cora does the last thing he would ever expect. She wraps her arms around him for a hug. “You’re stupid, brother. But I love you anyway, okay. If there’s anything I can do, ask Laura to do it.”
It makes him laugh, which eases some of his weariness.
———-
It goes on for weeks, Stiles dating Heather, Derek trying to act like nothing’s wrong. He thinks that he’s getting better at being genuine around them. It’s not quite back to normal, but he can smile when he sees the pair without wanting to vomit, which he counts as progress. But then Stiles is waiting for him outside of the Hufflepuff entryway one night after dinner, and Derek knows that he wasn’t convincing enough and that Stiles finally figured it out. It’s obvious as soon as Derek rounds the corner and sees his ridged form leaning against the wall that he’s angry. “You’re a real piece of work,” he snaps as Derek gets closer. The image he makes in his robe is of a snake in wait for its prey to get too close before it strikes. But Derek’s always been a too trusting badger, so he allows himself to get within range. Sure enough, as soon as he can, Stiles reaches out and snatches Derek’s robe to pull him closer. “Do you know that?”
Being pressed chest to chest with the Slytherin is almost too distracting that he can’t grit out, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
The fire in Stiles’ honeyed gaze could catch Derek aflame and he would welcome the burn. “You’ve been different for weeks, and I couldn’t put together why. I thought that maybe you were upset because it’s Laura’s last year, but then I noticed that you only seemed to act strange when I was around. And I couldn’t figure out what I did to make you hurry in the opposite direction in the halls when you would see me and avoid hanging out with our friends. I didn’t know what I could have done. You’ve practically been my best friend since I got here, and it was so frustrating that we were changing.” Derek flinches back, trying to escape Stiles’ hold. He doesn’t let go. “And you know what, I wasn’t even the one who put it together. Do you know how much that hurt my ego, that I wasn’t the one to figure out what was wrong with you? But I guess I’ve always had a blind spot where you’ve been involved, because Heather was the one who finally pointed it out to me.”
“I’m sorry,” Derek stutters out, still struggling to move away. The words spill out. “I never meant to hurt you or freak you out or anything. It was just easier for me. It gave me time to get used to the idea that you were dating, so that I could keep being your friend.”
“Because you’re in love with me.” It’s not a question.
The struggle leaves Derek. He can’t deny it. “Yeah. Because I’m in love with you. Seeing you with Heather broke me into pieces every time. And it made me feel guilty because it wasn’t fair to you that I couldn’t handle my feelings. I thought I was doing better though. I’m sorry, Stiles. I’m trying, okay. I’m really trying.”
A fist connects with Derek’s chest, making him look up at Stiles in shock. The younger man is grinning and looking far too fond for having just hit him. “You’re an idiot, do you know that. I’ve been in love with you since the beginning, when you were just this growly Hufflepuff with intimidating eyebrows and a dry sense of humor, who loved his sisters more than anything else, and would do anything for his friends.” Derek is gaping. He can’t help it.
A warm hand cups his cheek, and Stiles’ smile softens. “I’ve been pretty gone for you for a long time, Derek, but I was so afraid of ruining our friendship that I kept quiet about it. My parents were best friends before they started dating, and I hoped that that would be how we would work too. Heather was never anything serious. I didn’t even consider her my girlfriend. Sure, sometimes we would kiss or make out, and I never bothered correcting people when they said that we were dating, but mostly we bonded over being in love with other people. I was complaining about you to her, and she’s the one who realized that you started acting weird when I started hanging out with her, and that’s when it clicked, you big doofus.”
Derek can’t think straight. Stiles is in love with him? “You love me?”
Stiles laughs, a bright sound. “Yeah, I’m in love with you. And if I had figured it out sooner that you actually felt the same, I would never have messed around with Heather. I’ve only ever wanted to be with you, Derek.” He blushes, gaze dropping to Derek’s lips. He looks like he wants to say more, but Derek doesn’t give Stiles the chance.
He surges forward, pressing their lips together. It’s awkward at first, too hard and the angle isn’t right. But then Derek tilts his head and Stiles opens his mouth, and finally Derek understands what people mean when they say they see fireworks. Kissing Stiles is even better than he imagined, because the younger man twines his fingers in Derek’s hair to tug at the locks, and he keeps making whining sounds that make Derek quake, and it’s real. It’s actually real. That thought makes something desperate burn in Derek’s chest.
He grips Stiles’ waist and steps forward until the younger man is pressed back against the wall, kissing him with a fervor. When he pulls back to take a deep breath, Stiles ducks his head and starts mouthing at his neck, kissing praises into his skin. He feels ready to burst, ready to drown, and then someone makes a gagging sound. Stiles lifts his head, but his grip on Derek stays tight.
Isaac is standing at the end of the corridor looking horrified. Heather is with him, and she looks so pleased. “I see that you found him, Stilinski,” she says, laughter evident in her voice.
Stiles lifts one eyebrow at the pair. “I told you I was going to. What are you doing here?”
She gestures at the blond. “I wanted to make sure everything was okay, so I asked him to let me into the Hufflepuff commons just in case you needed back up.” She smirks. “I can see that everything turned out just fine.”
Stiles groans. Derek drops his head into the curve of his neck. “You both are terrible people. I disown you as my friends.”
Isaac stutters, “You seriously couldn’t wait until you found a bedroom or something? Seriously? I think you just scared me for life.”
That makes Stiles snort. “Please, as if you and Scott haven’t been caught doing worse. At least I still have my pants on.”
The blond throws up his hands, his face burning. “I’m not discussing this with you. Just-find somewhere else to go. Please.”
When Stiles spits his tongue out, Derek breaks into laughter. He’s so warm. He takes Stiles hand, leaves a kiss on his neck, and pulls back. Stiles blinks at him and smiles softly.
“Come on,” Derek whispers, tugging on his hand to lead him away from where Isaac is gaping. He’s feeling brave, hand clutching Stiles’. “I know where we can go.”
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zombu7 · 2 years
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Guide to Bottom Harry Potter ship names & General Shipping Etiquette
LONG POST AHEAD!
WIDELY ACCEPTED REFERENCE GUIDE
ALLHP = Top Everyone / Bottom Harry
LVHP = Top Voldemort / Bottom Harry
TMRHP = Top Tom Riddle / Bottom Harry
SSHP = Top Snape / Bottom Harry
CDHP = Top Cedric / Bottom Harry
DMHP = Top Draco / Bottom Harry
SBHP = Top Sirius / Bottom Harry
Unlike Western fandom who chooses their ship names based on popularity and what “sounds better”, eastern fandom is more strict as it creates an environment where finding specific content is easier. If you are to use eastern tags, please respect and follow their system. Especially in eastern fanbases.
Otherwise, if you only want to use western tags over the eastern ones (just tagging Drarry aka the umbrella term, instead of tagging DMHP or HPDM), you are not required to look at this post. But it is very helpful when interacting with international / non-ENG fandom, and is just all around respectful to their shipping culture. Tumblr is a bit behind in terms of this, but it’s super prevalent in Twitter. They have these tags to avoid Top/Bottom drama and conflict with shippers who might not like their interpretations. It is to also find work they like / filter content they don’t like easier, and overall better to easily know someone's preferences.
Regardless of if I ship some of these or not, these ships are included because they are seen as “popular” internationally, and are active.
In Eastern fandom, these abbreviations are what is mainly used, but for specific tags in other languages, see below.
Below the cut are the shipping names romanized, and written in Japanese, Korean, and Chinese, along with the emojis. There is also a more in depth explanation about the shipping / tagging etiquette to use if you decide to use initials instead of just “drarry” or “tomarry”, explained after.
Romanized / Emojis
ALLHP = AllHari = All⚡️ LVHP = Voruhari = 🐍⚡️ TMRHP = Ridohari 🐍⚡️ SSHP = Snehari = 🧪⚡️ / 🦇⚡️ CDHP = Sedhari = 🦡⚡️ DMHP = Drehari = 🍏⚡️ SBHP = Sirihari = 🐾⚡️
Japanese
ALLHP = ハリ受 (means bottom Harry, no translation for All/Harry but from what I’ve been told, it’s a good enough indicator for all/hp)
LVHP = ヴォルハリ
TMRHP = リドハリ
SSHP = スネハリ
CDHP = セドハリ
DMHP = ドラハリ
SBHP = シリハリ
Top position fixed = 左固定
Bottom position fixed = 右固定
Top & Bottom fixed = 左右固定
Korean
ALLHP = 해리른 = 해리텀
LVHP = 볼디해리
TMRHP = 리들해리
SSHP = 스네해리
CDHP = 세드해리
DMHP = 드레해리
SBHP = 시리해리
Pairing is not reversible = 논리버시블
Do not like characters in the couple to be paired with others (no multi-ship) = 왼오고정
Chinese (some have 2 versions for traditional and simplified.)
ALLHP = 凹哈 = all哈
LVHP = 伏哈 = 佛哈
TMRHP = 湯哈 = 瑞哈
SSHP = 石哈
CDHP = 塞哈
DMHP = 跩哈 = 德哈
SBHP = 犬哈
Fixed Pairing = 不拆
Not versatile / Non-Reversible = 不逆
General Notes / Explanation:
First Name = Top ; Second Name = Bottom. Note top/bottom are PHYSICAL POSITIONS and should not be dictated via personality. Do not mix up Dom & Sub with Top & Bottom. There are sub tops, dom bottoms, etc. This is for the physical action of penetration. But while I say this, one cannot deny that people’s perceptions leak through in their interpretations depending on what top/bottom dynamic they enjoy in a ship.
Even if the content is not explicit, it is good to tag your content with the dynamic you prefer instead of tagging both, so your work will be easier to find by like minded people. Do not go into someone's post where they clearly tag an A/B dynamic and call it the B/A ship name: it is rude. A “Fixed Shipper” is someone who does not want their couple to be versatile or be reversed. A “Fixed Couple” is referred to a couple that does not switch positions— their positions are fixed / not versatile. The opposite is called a “Reversible Shipper” who likes a “Versatile/Reversible Couple”.
And now the question is: How would you show this?
If you are someone who does not mind switching, and you enjoy and eat ALL VARIATIONS OF IT, you repeat one of the names. Example: DMHPDM or HPDMHP in your bio. Usually shippers say ⬆️HP⬇️DM or ⬆️DM⬇️HP, but to show you like both you’d have DMHPDM in bio. Or if you use emojis, 🍏⚡️🍏 . This gets across that you like everything. Usually you will see in bios “I eat everything” or “not fixed” / “omnivorous” to indicate they like versatile all day everyday, don’t care for it or at least don’t have a preference. An example account of this is @yammyyml on twitter in the Genshin fandom. They have a very reversible ship (Wriothesley & Neuvillette) & the emojis (that represent the characters) in their name repeat, because Genshin fandom typically use emoji. But for art they post it depends, and so they use the tag they feel best fits what they want their art to be interpreted as. Sometimes their works are Neuvithesley, & some are Wriolette. Another account is an author I enjoy, who posts for a less popular dynamic & tags appropriately, while also being a very reversible shipper (see their bio). They don’t tag both variations on a single post— that would be called Double Tagging (more on that later).
And for if you mainly have one specific preference, but sometimes you’re ok with the reverse, but not so much to the point you eat everything from it: typically people will put a fixed ship name and then say “reversible ok” after in their bio.
Example: Instead of DMHPDM (aka versatile all day every day drarry)
You can do DMHP 🔄🆗 (shows you have a main preference ⬆️🍏⬇️⚡️ and typically only want that, but you’re also “Okay” with reverse). The “Okay” ranges from everyone. But from what I’ve seen, typically people usually create with one side tagged and post for it only.
Like they post DMHP & everything they create is DMHP artwork, tagged as DMHP only. But because their Bio says “🔄🆗” they might rt reverse, or interact with reverse content, but not necessarily create it themselves. Sometimes they do, but it’s rare.
If they did it regularly they’d usually do the repeat a name thing.
So— do you mainly like Everyone x Bottom Harry but are Ok with some pairings where he tops? Your bio would be AllHP 🔄🆗 / All⚡️ 🔄🆗. Or what if you only like Top Harry x Everyone? Your bio would be HPAll / ⚡️All. You don’t care? Your Bio would be AllHPAll / All⚡️All. It’s the same for any character— you like Draco topping everyone? Then DMall / 🍏all. Etc, etc…
Double Tagging is something common in western fandom, where they put two opposing tags together. Example: tagging a post as “DMHP” AND “HPDM”. Why is this a problem? Those are both FIXED tags. DMHP is the tag for Top Draco and Bottom Harry Only, and HPDM is for Top Harry & Bottom Draco Only. People who only like DMHP will see HPDM in their fixed tag when it’s not supposed to be there, and the same goes for people who like the opposite. This is rude and heavily discouraged, since those tags are for the shipping dynamics that don’t include reverse; it is considered mistagging. If you like reversible / don’t mind t/b dynamics at all, you do as stated earlier with repeating a name. (DMHPDM, Sasunarusasu, kaeluckae, etc.). Apologies if this section is confusing; hopefully my thoughts in this tweet to another person should also explain a little better. Moving on:
Saying you like TMRHP (fixed Top!TMR x Bottom!HP ship name), when you actually prefer Top!HP / Bottom!TMR, is seen as being deceitful since you are misusing tags. Just say HPTMR (only like Top Harry x Bottom Tom) or TMRHPTMR (you like everything) or HPTMR 🔄🆗 (prefer Top Harry x Bottom Tom, but you don’t mind reverse). You may also use emojis (⚡️🐍) as well. Keep in mind that that for Harry Potter fandom this is only for Abbreviated Initials usage & not the “umbrella term” like drarry or tomarry, as stated earlier.
Anyway: Do not use a fixed ship name because it’s “popular” like tagging something as bakudeku (bakugou x deku from MHA) when all your nsfw and your preferred dynamic is dekubaku. A lot of Eastern side fans prefer not to interact with Western side because of all the mistagging and differences in shipping culture, especially since a lot of people view it as “dumb” and, for some reason, “homophobic” & non existent (IRL people have strict t/b preferences too), when it is all just for ease of filtering / finding things easier.
And for the reversible shippers: how does this help? Speaking as someone who also enjoys reversible pairings & versatile favorite characters (though none in Harry Potter) there are times when I may be in the mood for one dynamic over the other. This especially helps if the one you like might be less popular— you can go into the other fixed tag for more of that less popular dynamic. The reversible accounts I shared as examples are also able to garner fans of the less popular dynamic & still enjoy both, tagged properly as well.
Hope this helps, this post was made just so I’d have a place to look at all the ship names and copy / paste the translations into search engines to find work from International fans easier haha.
Thank you to all my friends who helped with translations 🥺
Twitter credits of People who helped
Japanese - @joouheika_LE
Korean - @eodumn & @Whatever_Ten
Chinese - @wyshieh007
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rileywrites · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, mentions of Jennifer Blake Additional Tags: Sterek Bingo 2017, sbmagicstiles, SBcoffeeshop, SBHP, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, wizarding San Francisco, Evil Jennifer, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, kind of, Pre-Slash, mostly - Freeform Summary:
Derek has been cursed, and none of the usual healers can unravel what exactly Jennifer did to him. He ends up in a nondescript coffee shop after a tip from Lydia, waiting to be seen by the most powerful wizard she knows.
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thirddaysoapsgarden · 6 years
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sterek-bingo · 7 years
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The Snake and the Badger
Theme: Harry Potter AU Summary: Being sorted into Hufflepuff wasn’t something that Derek ever considered. Why would he, when all of the Hales have been consistently placed in Slytherin for decades. Now that he’s sorted, he sees that he couldn’t have been placed in a better house. But when Stiles Stilinski is sorted into Slytherin, and Derek wonders if he’s missing out after all. Rating: T Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10793088
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