Kate Lethbridge Steward: Have you or a loved one been kidnapped by one to possibly fifteen gay ass looking motherfuckers in a blue box from the 1950s? If so, you may be entitled to a job and free therapy sessions.
i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue