#Suavamente

[lorisidirgiichi2002]

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I'M HYPERVENTALATING RIGHT NOW, LINK LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD AND GANONDORF IS FINALLY GETTING HIS OWN FIGMA AFTER YEARS OF NOT GETTING ONE! I'm going to be in debt with these lot :')

#legend of zelda #tloz #totk #loz tears of the kingdom #zelda tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #Link #Zelda #Ganon #Ganondorf #Suavamente #figma #link figma #zelda figma #ganondorf figma

[daily-green-character]

~ Day 45! ~

Today’s greeeen character is:

Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda! 💪💚

#ganondorf #ganon #totk #totk ganondorf #suavamente #loz ganon #loz #legend of zelda #daily green character #dailygreen #green character

[art-by-sorachi]

Team Power won the Zelda Splatfest. I knew I should have gone for that team when I had the chance; I was stuck between that and Team Wisdom, only to go with the latter.

That didn't stop me from doing this shitpost doodle though, just because it would be funny to see Shiver doing this.

#Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Shiver #Deep Cut #Octoling #The Legend of Zelda #Ganondorf #TerminalMontage #Suavamente #shitpost #art #my art

[zolanort]

#amazing 10/10 #this is my sense of humor unfortunately #Cucuí Ganon Dos Suave #the legend of zelda #totk ganon #Youtube #zelda totk #terminalmontage #Suavamente #suavemente ganon

[skyloftian-nutcase]

It was a dull, rainy morning as Ganondorf ate the breakfast the servants provided. He didn’t mind Hyrule’s food all that much, but they could certainly stand to add some more spices to it. One thing was for certain – when he took over Hyrule, he would ensure the food improved.

Sighing, he sipped at his milk when he heard what sounded like stomping the next room over. Still half asleep, he stared blearily at the doorway for a moment before slowly rising and peeking through. Hemisi was in the other room, making strange movements that could pass for dancing. She stomped her feet in rhythm while moving her arms in a coordinated fashion, jabbing one way into the earth and then the other, all while whispering a count to keep tempo. When she did a small turn, her hands moving upward, she jumped nearly to the ceiling when she saw her father.

Ganondorf stared at her dully. “What are you doing?”

“I-I—” she stammered before gaining her confidence back. “I’m practicing a dance Orik taught me. It’s a traditional Sheikah dance and I wanted to do it with him.”

“You have better ways to be spending your time,” Ganondorf noted, somewhat annoyed. “Such as eating breakfast.”

Hemisi rolled her eyes. “Father, quit being like that. I can do my duties and have fun with my boyfriend.”

“You should be thankful I let you have a boyfriend,” Ganondorf grumbled, heading back towards the table. Hemisi’s snort of disapproval was not missed, but he chose to ignore it.

He was afforded a few minutes of peace, eating at his food and steadily coming to life (the rainy weather certainly did not help) when he heard his daughter yelp and a gasp and thud. More alert, he rose sharply and quickly made his way into the room.

Hemisi was on the ground. On top of Orik. Who was giggling. The pair stared at each other, Orik’s arms wrapped around Hemisi while she started to chuckle in response despite the flush to her cheeks. The Sheikah boy’s red eyes traced beyond her, seeming to sense someone else, and they widened three times their size when they caught sight of Ganondorf.

Especially since he was fuming.

Orik scrambled out from under Hemisi, who immediately started to rise and move to his defense, “Father, it was an accident—”

Orik bolted out the door, and Ganondorf was on his heels. Hemisi tore down the hallway behind them. Due to the boy’s small steps, he couldn’t outrun the Gerudo king for long, though it looked like he was ready to resort to magic to escape him. Ganondorf grabbed him by the upper arms, squeezing him and raising him off the ground, leaving the teenager’s feet dangling helplessly.

“Father,” Hemisi hissed, grabbing Ganondorf by the arm. “Stop it. I was practicing the dance and lost my balance. Orik caught me and made sure I didn’t hit my head on the furniture. Will you stop being so dumb?!”

Orik, for his part, looked suitably terrified and apologetic. He also didn’t make a sound to defend himself.

Ganondorf sighed heavily, dropping the teenager. “I don’t recall inviting you to our quarters.”

“Forgive me, my lord,” Orik muttered, eyes boring into the floor.

Hemisi scoffed, shoving past her father and holding Orik around the wrist. “You don’t need his invitation. You can come by whenever. We’re dating.”

“He does need it, actually,” Ganondorf said with some gravity to his tone. This was not something he was going to debate. He admired his daughter’s passion and confidence, but he was not letting this boy run around freely in his area without his permission. The boy, despite his clear affection for Hemisi, was still loyal to the royal family. Ganondorf wasn’t foolish enough to leave any kind of incriminating evidence here, but he wasn’t taking chances.

Hemisi recognized the cadence of his words, the gravity to them. She looked ready to debate the matter anyway, but Orik interrupted her. “As the husband to the chief of the Gerudo, it is his call to do so, Hemisi. Forgive me, my lord.”

Hemisi bit her lip, irritated. Ganondorf let out a breath, less agitated. Orik shifted uneasily, trying to appease both parties. At least the boy understood protocol.

A small part of Ganondorf really did hope the two married. At least one of his children would be obedient, then. Merovar was certainly better than Hemisi, but the boy’s aspirations and desire for power sometimes made him foolish... and defiant.

He didn’t want to lose face in front of his daughter, so he dismissed her. Growing steadily more furious, Hemisi glared at him before marching back to the Gerudo quarters, leaving the two men alone.

“Hemisi was practicing some dance of yours,” Ganondorf commented, watching the boy. “I trust you can do it more gracefully than her.”

Orik glanced up at him, bewildered before coughing to cover a laugh.

Ganondorf found some cheer from the boy’s amusement, adding, “If she can learn your dances then you better be certain you’ll learn ours.”

“I recall the one from my visit,” Orik replied. “Though, that was the only one I learned.”

“We have plenty,” Ganondorf said, waving a hand. “Perhaps Hemisi can teach you one this evening. If you’re available for dinner and staying after.”

Orik’s eyes brightened as he watched him with hope and happiness. The boy nodded, bowing, and Ganondorf walked away.

Honestly, these teenagers.

#writing #gan: you've suave'd your last mente young man #he would ABSOLUTELY be the territorial dad let's be real #hemisi would ABSOLUTELY not like that #poor link would be caught in the middle #but gan is trying to be accommodating #link being appeasing helps #just watch they're gonna have quite the party after dinner that night #link and hemisi are gonna be ready to just do some simple grooving #and then gan's gonna come in with suavamente blasting #I'm having way too much fun with these morons lol #hemisi #ganondorf #good ganondorf #imprisoning war #do... do I have a tag for power link???? #power link #I do now #lol #skye time travels through the queue

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

By the way if you're curious the cutscene with King Rhoam is long enough to decide to watch the extended mid suavamente cut, search it up, and then watch it

#stop blabbering on old man. nobody likes you. #also i decided to watch because his spanish va reminded me of suavamente ganon #mb plays a game #botw

[ageha-sds]

suavamente

#legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #ganon #ganondorf #totk ganondorf #blender

[the-kiibo-anon]

NOT THE SUAVAMENTE!

#cucui ganon #kirbe anon #ask

[izvmimi]

SUAVAMENTE

[the-koopa-queen]

Sorry, I've just been watching the new TerminalMontage video and my brain is flooded with Suavamente seratonin.

[magpie-sherlock]

Honestly why am I not surprised that you were listening to Suavamente lol

what does that mean

is it in reference to that post about ganondorf suavemente

#a question for 'lock #lovely ladye!

[strictlycomedancers]

Nigel and Katya | Salsa - Suavamente, Elvis Crespo

Score: 8,9,8,8 (35)

#strictly come dancing #scd 2023 #nigel harman #katya jones #nigel and katya #salsa #week 4 #Youtube

[gleaningsinbuddhafields]

A Nerd Dad’s Review of Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Amidst all the posts about Japanese history and Buddhism, I had been playing Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom in my spare time, but to be honest I found the game long and tedious compared to its predecessor. Once I defeated Ganon (in mid-suavamente, no less), I was exhausted and put the game down and haven’t picked it up since. Looking for other games to play, I realized that I had purchased Fire…

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#Black Eagles #Fire Emblem #Nintendo Switch #Switch #Zelda

[hyperfixozone]

Suavamente

I have named him 🥕 anon aka silly anon

#🥕 anon #he's back again help #silly anon

[darubyprincx]

Dashboard osmosis - The legend of Zelda? whichever games or other tloz content you have knowledge of :)

SHIT FORGOT TO ANSWER THESE

funny haha gluing mechanic. gorons. suavamente ganon. link being the transgender icon for all trans people anywhere ever. Fire temple?????

#ray's tag #answered

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Me, beating gloom hands after my first encounter with them: HA. I didn't think you nasty-looking-possessed-horse-sounding things were on the surface, but I had light item weapons ready! >:D TAKE THAT, SUCKERS! Phantom Ganon, popping up: Suavamente >:D Me: Ah... well, crap.

#tears of the kingdom spoilers #totk spoilers #I didn't know they did that lol #mistakes were made #the fight would have been way more fun if that song played though XD XD XD #hats off to you if you get the reference LOL #I ran away that's how the fight ended #fast travel fleeing to Hateno because I was NOT prepared to face a mini boss #this all started because I was on my horse working on my project while I let horsie guide my path #and I saw a shrine so I was like oh I should at least activate it and then I can get back to work #THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING DISTRACTED