#THE LITERAL C H I L D

[anabanana-romanova]

There is nothing more iconic than Tintin when he's first kidnapped by Sakharine in the 2011 movie like-

He's an absolute nuisance to him and I love it-

Sakharine: *is getting livid that they can't find the scroll* Oh I am getting tired of your games, boy. The scroll, from The Unicorn! A piece of paper like this! *rips out his scroll*

Tintin (REMINDER THAT HE'S JUST COME ROUND AFTER BEING CHLOROPHOMED AND IS TIED UP IN A CAGE HE KNOWS NO FEAR-): you mean the poem?

Sakharine: yes.

Tintin: the poem written in Old English?

Sakharine, trying to restrain himself: y e s

Tintin: it was inside a cylinder

Sakharine: y e s !

Tintin: concealed in the mast

Sakharine, a hair's breadth from strangling him: Y E S !

Tintin: *just stared up at Sakharine with the most innocent, round, baby blue eyes you will ever see*

Tintin: I don't have it.

AHHHHH-

#woah ok sword cool cool #I SWEAR HE'S TRYING TO HIDE A SMIRK #THIS IS HIS JOB HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY #THE LITERAL C H I L D #then sakharine pulls put his sword and hes like #who said he could be so iconic #also can we please talk about his eyes #tintin #les adventures de tintin #the advetures of tintin #snowy #milou #tintin movie

[biitchcakes]

S P I D E R H A W K

001. Mad Dog ⸻ Cera Gibson 002. Favourite Song on Repeat ⸻ Matt Jaffe 003. I CHOOSE YOU ⸻ Adam Melchor 004. Pumpkin ⸻ The Regrettes 005. Love At First Sight ⸻ The Brobecks 006. Crust Punk Queen ⸻ Tor Miller 007. Day Without You ⸻ Keep for Cheap 008. Kiss Goodnight ⸻ I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME  009. So Alright, Cool, Whatever ⸻ The Happy Fits 010. Settle Down –⸻ Ricky Montgomery  011. Fistfight ⸻ The Ballroom Thieves 012. Push ⸻ Ryan Gosling 013. Pray ⸻ Ryan Vaquez 014. See the World ⸻ Caamp 015. I Love You, But I Need Another Year ⸻ Liza Anne 016. Potential Breakup Song ⸻ Aly & AJ 017. Sometimes ⸻ Erasure 018. Ketamine ⸻ Princess Goes

♡ @mastcrmarksman ♡

#THEIR SOOONGS 😭😭💘 #i get so mushy over them pls #just literally every song here is SOOOOO !! #prepared to write a paper on these and them frankly #( m u s i c . ) #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #( j e s s i c a & c l i n t // m a s t c r m a r k s m a n . ) #mastcrmarksman

[frozenambiguity]

Fontaine hype — REAL!

#【 out of cryo 】 #{{ Would you believe me if I told you I got literal shivers during the hoyomix concert bit? }} #{{ I am worried about a few mechanics they introduced but overall? so so SO HYPED! }} #{{ I'm ready for Fontaine to become my second home; after Mond }} #{{ and the story has so much potential too!! And the potential to be a tragedy... in a good way of course. I hope hoyo goes for a more }} #{{ vivid experience. in which actions really have consequences. I've been missing that sort of realism/darkness for a while }} #{{ if you've read so far ---- I'm gonna talk about spoilers now so ~ }} #{{ but my boy C H I L D E..... HELLO??? }} #{{ visionless and ready to challenge the system and neuvillette? I stan the right man }} #{{ he single-handedly STOLE the show sorry guys wwwww }} #{{ aaaa fontaine's over all aesthetic is making me go heart eyes }} #spoilers

[seokmattchuus]

i think one of the most annoying parts of people still voting for yujin when he's a kid is that they bring up the age difference between him and hui and instead of, you know, not voting for the fifteen year old they're like "stop voting for hui he's too old and the age difference between him and yujin is too big!!!" like okay maybe stop voting for the middle schooler instead of the extremely talented vocalist and producer? (not saying yujin isn't talented but at this point i don't think he's debut ready like sure he can dance but he needs a LOT more work in the vocals department, which he can GET with more training)

If I'm being painfully honest, I don't want either of them in the final lineup 💀 My delulu ass wants hui back with pentagon. Like, babes, you proved your point, you can come home now 😭 Even if hui debuted, I don't see him producing for the group until later in the contract, maybe even the final couple albums, and they might be b-sides. And my thing with that is he usually produces songs that fit his voice and if he's given songs produced by other people, it might not work so well? If that makes sense? Especially because we can see the lineup that mnet is pushing, and they're all fairly young. I'm assuming they're going for a wannnatwo/boyz*one kinda lineup. I can already see hui getting pushed aside like Yujin in kepler. And as you've mentioned with the age gap, I definitely see that being the running joke on every survival show and it annoys me so, so, so very much.

With the yujin in question, I already see pictures of him going to school circulating on twitter and it makes me so uncomfy??? Like, that baby already had a supposed girlfriend leak, and now he's getting followed in school?? He'll never have a basic high school experience, and if he starts promoting on top of that, he'll have the shittiest high school life I can imagine. Not only the stress of a survival but preparing to debut right after while STILL being in the start of high school is a shitshow of stress no teenager needs in their life. Even if they can handle it.

I really don't mind letting him simmer in yuehua's basement. We've seen how stressed he gets by trying to be perfect all the time and I think that's bound to really fuck him up in the future. He'll most likely being the youngest in yuehua's nbg (at least I'm hoping, because who tf knows anymore) so I don't get why people want him to debut now. It's not like he's 100% ready. He's an amazing dancer, yeah, but I can see him being so much better in a couple years. It's his first time appearing on a show and he's popular, he'll have a fanbase waiting for him when he's older and more prepared.

#anon #I'm sorry for the rant but god dAMn #it drives me crazy. He's literally my brother's age #not to mention the grown ass people thirsting over him. a c h i l d. a LITERAL child #I refuse to follow a group with someone that young. I'll just buy matthew pcs at this point #the struggle is real #boys planet #boys planet problems

[deus-ex-mona]

watching people be blatantly wrong on main be l i k e

#*in which being wrong applies for anything and ✨everything✨ be it actual work stuff，opinions，ship opinions，or even tls #like the tls for a c e r t a i n cd that dropped 20 years ago a h e m— #like seriouslyyyyyy i looked up the eng tls for the lyrics of the songs from my favourite childhood album and they’re all??? machine tled??? #like br u h they came out 2 decades ago dont tell me no one was able to refine that tl in that time period </4 #it’s just!!! the way they tled the metaphors literally!!!! and!!!! augghhggghhghahshdhdxhhxhxx #and it’s still the first result when you google it and aaauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaa #yes it d e f i n i t e l y isn’t because there prolly isn’t a demand for accurate song tls for m a n d o p o p songs from 2 decades ago #(or so i try to convince myself s obs in machine tls) #s o i s a y 哎哟哎啀啀啀啀哎哟哎哟— #in other news i found out a few days ago that my bro told his gf that i 👀👀ed at the shelves of bl manga when we were on our trip and. well. #ig i’ve filled my cringe quota of the week. see you next week when i try to outcringe the rest of the world once again—

[monmuses]

[[ Considering what you went through in your youth, you must have some real good coping mechanisms, huh, Sly? ]]

UNPROMPTED ASKS - Always Accepting!

He was oddly silent. That was true. He had very good skills to cope with the fact that he had no other family left besides his history, but he had Bentley and Murray. And Carmelita, for a bit of that adrenaline rush. However, he couldn't exactly hide away his own feelings about what he went through.

"...it's taken me years of my own time to tell myself that it wasn't my fault," he sighed. "It's... hard. Murray and Bentley have been a great help, but it feels so overwhelming, and I... really don't want it to be..."

#oroanillado #✨{𝔯𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔡; (𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡) #✨{𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔭𝔱; (𝔦𝔫-𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯) #✨{𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔫; (𝔰𝔩𝔶 𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯) #// *i feel like NOBODY talks about how he LITERALLY SAW HIS PARENTS FUCKING DIE #// *HIS PARENTS!!!!! IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS A KID!!! #// *A C H I L D #// *AND HE FIGHTS HIS FAMILY'S RIVAL LIKE YEARS LATER #// *A MASSIVE FUCKING OWL THAT IS SET ON KILLING HIM #// *DOES NOBODY EVER MENTION THAT OR IS IT JUST ME

[darlingthebaka]

GAWD DAMN

#urusei yatsura #uy all stars #kosuke is not fucking playing in this reboot #literally can't believe Kosuke said this #he said something similar in the manga but it wont this savage #l u n k h e a d s #im c r y i n

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

AND THEN HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY SHOULDER FOR A SECOND. HE DIDN'T EVEN SQUEEZE IT HE JUST. LIKE. RESTED HIS HAND ON TOP OF MY SHOULDER. AND I WAS JUST THINKING. HOW COULD HE NOT HATE ME. HOW COULD THIS GUY NOT HATE ME. HOW COULD HE NOT... HOW COULD HE NOT HATE ME.

#IM LITERALLY SOBBING #wyfstw #NO BECAUSE #THIS FUCKING AUDIO BOOK #CRYING #REAL ACTUAL TEARS #WHY #WHY AM I ZIGGY #WHY IS HE ME #KILLS KILLS BITES MAIMS #ziggy katz #h o w c o u l d he. n o t h a t e m e ' #rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #EMOTIONAS

[kunekos]

tie.  for your muse to adjust an article of clothing on my muse.

           ❛   What ?   What's wrong ?   ❜     Tetsurō turns when he looks down & realizes that Kira's directing her hands to his necktie. didn't he tie it right ?   no, that can't be —   he's never messed up the tying of a single tie ever since he learnt it for good on the morning of first day of work at the JVA !   honestly ...     the job didn't necessarily demand him to wear formal clothing regularly ...   but ever since that day that he's taken up the challenge of collecting the widest, most fashionable collection of suits & formalwear pieces.     //     a small note he's made that fateful morning, upon arraging his tie faultlessly, was to wish for the blessing of all people who appreciated getting dressed fashionably on a daily basis & used this as video - worth content for social media.     (   actually :   he may or may not have thanked for this endorsement during that New Years. that is, however, something only he will ever know.   )

          but then it hits him :   he hasn’t done anything wrong with his tie. rather ... someone else has.  & it turns out that the one tie he's been wearing has one hell of a nasty stain. damn it !   the sports' promoter groans ;   a headache coming in hot. when he looks down at the discarded article, Tetsurō grumbles, clearly upset that he didn't even notice that tiny, small, little spot right in front of his chest. —  God knows how much mocking he'd be target of had he waltzed into a meeting with a tie containing remains of orange - turn - beige baby food. how could you, Keiko - chan ? !

          ❛   Thanks.   ❜     he says with a sigh once Kira’s done replacing the dirty tie with a new one, his palm gently cupping his beloved wife's jaw & pulling her face closer to his so he can place a quick peck at her lips.     (   without doubt, Kira just might be today's savior. how kind she is !   their son, however ...   )     ❛   My hero !   ❜     he grins, pulling away from her just enough to kiss her forehead & then move to grab his backpack from the kitchen table & set motion to the start of his day.

VIA THE SYSTEM OF TOUCH ;     accepting      //     @violevin

#➤ c h a l l e n g e r — ❛ memes ; answers #➤ h i t m a r k e r — ❛ in character ; answers #➤ m a i n s e l e c t i o n — ❛ rise up & take the power back. ❜ #➤ i d e n t i t y — ❛ violevin #violevin #( THEY ARE MARRIED YOUR HONOR #quite literally #ALSO BONUS: Keiko got him dirty cause it was Kuroo's turn to give him breakfast #luckily it was only the tie that got dirty. saved. #AUIDSHFAWIERJ )

[yoshi-official]

oh yeah trying out therian as an identity bc I got exposed to it, looked it up, and ~r e l a t e d~ to it.

#im literally mustildaes #never thought id be a kinnie but here i am #~c h a r a c t e r d e v l o p m e n t~ #but tbh only time will tell #if anything i will still be #but i just wont be super open about it

[artaelyn]

Heuehuh drawing I made as a ref for art fight (first year I’ve participated :-) excited!!)

#oc #my oc #demon oc #monster oc #monster #demon #oc child #C H I L D #heheh they’re like 200 years old but 7 in their species' years #and a literal demon child! :-D #oc.tag #artie.draws

[babydagger28]

aww wilhem got a mini panic attack my baby, and Simon coming to check on him is so sweet

#young royals spoilers #‘you own the school you are responsible for its legacy’ is a crazy burden to lay on literally c h i l d r e n

[slut4sugu]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 — HOBIE BROWN

❀ including: nsfw themes, so minors please don’t interact! Mentions of: Choking, edging, blowjobs, fingering, biting, thigh fucking, size kinks, dumbification, threesomes, wax play, quickies, creampies, etc. (nothing crazy dw loves) ❀ Summary: what the title says! An nsfw alphabet for hobie brown! (Aka my husband <3). #- a word from kam: since this was requested and im bored here you all are!

Back to masterlist . ୧ ‧₊˚ ♫: Slut me out- NLE CHOPPA

A- AFTERCARE (what their like after sex.)

No matter how tired he is he always cleans you up and gives you some water afterwards (unless you like emptied his balls or sum shit-) Sleepy kisses and tight cuddles until you both fall asleep, the playlist you originally had playing earlier that night still playing as you both fall asleep <33

B- BODY (their partners favorite body part)

Honestly he loves your body as a whole and claims. He doesn’t have any favorites but..he fucking loves you thighs bro. Doesn’t matter the size, just the feeling of thrusting his dick in between them or seeing his cum spurt out on them turns him on so much. Would def go crazy if you got his name tattooed on the inner sides of your thigh.

C-CUM

Honestly hobie loves the feeling of cumming inside of you but as I’ve stated before as much as loves to see his cum dribble out of you he loves coming on your cute body and taking pictures after wards (if you’re okay with it of course <3) If you were to ever tell him you would want him to finish in your mouth instead of inside js expected to go 2 extra rounds js because of that <3

D- DICK SIZE (how big are they?)

6.5 inches when soft but nearing 8 when he’s hard. (Yeah that shit is touching your heart girly) Also he’s a bit girth too, so every time he pushes into you it feels like you being split open for the first time all over again. And he cannot get enough of you saying he’s ‘too big’

E- EXPERIENCE ( do they know what they’re doing?)

Hobies been with many others before he’s met you, hes not a sex god or anything. However he’s a quick learner and knows what makes you feel good. When you first had sex he literally unclipped your bra with one hand, while his other rode up your thigh as if it was easy. When you’ve seen many of your ex’s struggle with getting it off with both hands, so needless to say it was attractive to see him multitask without breaking a sweat <3

F- FAVORITE POSTION

He honestly doesn’t have one, but he is fond of cowgirl. He loves seeing your tit’s bounce ontop of him, and gets veryy turned on when you lean down on him and beg him to help you reach your climax. Or when you feel more dominant and choke him lightly, loves that shit

G-GOOFY ( are they serious in the moment?)

He’s on the more serious side, though he will tease you a little if your a loud moaner or if you whine a lot. He loves getting on your nerves <3

H-HAIR (are they groomed down there?)

He trims so it’s not hairy or anything

I-INTIMACY

Veryyy romantic with you, hobie always tries to take his time with you unless your both just itching to fuck. Slow and lazy kisses pressed to your lips while his hands are all over your figure. It almost seems like he’s edging you at times because of how much he’s pacing you but he just wants you to know how much he appreciates his girl <33

J- JERK OFF ( how many times do they do it? Do they do it a all?)

When hobie isn’t with you or when he wasn’t dating you he’d jack off 2 times a day on average. Thinking about your pretty moans and how you jolt every time he sucks at the one sensitive vein on your inner thigh, while he fists his cock in his hand needily. Wishing it was your small soft one <3

K-KINKS

Choking, bondage, sensory play, spanking (to some degree), edging, overstimulation, degradation & praise, dry humping/grinding though clothes, semi public sex (fucking you in a closet in hq if your a spider) dumbification, size kink, creampies, the list goes onnn

L- LOCATION (where do they prefer to do it?)

He honestly would fuck you in a storage closet or in a public bathroom if he was that horny, though most of the times he likes to have the seclusion of having you to himself in his/ your apartment

M- MOTIVATION ( what turns them on?)

Anything. This man can get turned on by you simply not wearing a bra under his band tee and see your hard nipples due to the cold of the ac. Then a few thoughts about you later..you’re now under him getting your pussy eaten out all because you didn’t wear a bra.

N-NO (turn offs, things they wouldn’t do.)

Wax play, threesomes, having someone else watch you, knife play

O-ORAL (giving or receiving, and how good they are at it)

Hobie absolutely loves having his head between your legs, hearing your gasps and moans just turns him on so much and can calm him down after a long day. He’s really fucking good at it too, he’ll use his fingers and his tongue at once if he feels like being a tease or just anxious to feel you cum

Now on the receiving side: he’ll rarely say it verbally but he loves seeing you on your knees for him, almost as much as he loves feeling your pretty lips around his shaft. Seeing the bulge in your throat from trying to take all of him turns him on so damn much.

P-PACE ( how fast are they?)

Depending on his mood he can be slow and deep or fast and rough, he usually quickens his pace when he’s getting close, his head in the crook of your neck usually whispering dirty things into your ear to near your orgasm. But usually he’s in the middle, hitting your g-spot with deep thrust and a good pace.

Q-QUICKIES

As I’ve said before, if he’s horny enough he’ll fuck you for a good 8 minutes in a supply closet if he needs your cunt that bad. Though he really prefers having all the time he wants to make his pretty girl feel good.

Sorry loves i got tireddd, hope you enjoyed the hcs though!

#🌸. 𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐁𝐘 𝐊���𝐌 #atsv fluff #atsv x you #atsv x black reader #hobie brown x reader #atsv hcs #atsv headcanons #atsv hobie #hobie brown smut #hobie brown x you #hobie brown imagine #hobie brown x black!reader #hobie brown x y/n #hobie brown x fem!reader #hobie brown #atsv smut

[voxentino]

Can you maybe write a NSFW alphabet for Adam? You don't have to if you don't wanna but I'd LOVE to see it >_< <3

ADAM NSFW ALPHABET

WARNINGS: General NSFW Content, Swearing

A/N: First request done! Hope you all enjoy, I have alotttt of Adam requests so stay tuned!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Adam doesn’t go all out when it comes to after care, he’s all about the pleasure aspect of sex, the most he’d be doing after sex giving you some kisses and a few compliments, he wouldn’t help clean you up though. (He likes it messy.)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His dick. Literally doesn’t shut up about it. Even when you two are going at it he’s talking about it, stuff like “how does it feel to be fucked by the original dick, baby?”

But you though? Depends on your genitals, if you have a vagina then yeah, that’s his favourite thing about you, because if he isn’t talking about his dick then he’s probably talking about vaginas. If you don’t have one, then it definitely be your ass.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Like I said, he likes it messy, specially likes you messy. I’m talking cumming on your face, your chest, basically you in general he’s down to make a mess of.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Adam will never admit he has a praise kink (but god is it so obvious) He’ll gloat about how amazing and sexy he is when he’s pounding into you because deep down he wants to to agree with him. (If you feed into that, you’re in for a treat)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Adam has had two wives and even after those ships sailed, he’s been fucking around since the creation of earth, anything you could think of doing in bed with him, he’s probably done.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He frequently changes the positions of you two when you’re going at it, but missionary is definitely one of the many he uses more often than some.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Let me just say, this man could be saying some of the most dirty talk to you and then break out in laughter at the slightest thing. If you are sensitive or loud in bed he’ll probably chuckle at your reactions, in a ‘wow this is amusing and hot at the same time’ kind of way and not an asshole type of way (for once.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps his lower regions relatively short, he’s just too lazy to keep trimming his body hair all the time, plus he’s the original dick after all! In his eyes, literally no one can compare to him, regardless of the physical aspects.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He isn’t too focused on the intimacy aspect of sex, he’s definitely just focused on pleasure, but he does consider your pleasure aswell! He’ll ask you if your enjoying it, etc (he definitely doesn’t want you to praise him, definitely not)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This man has a high sex drive, I’m talking DAILY and if you’re not available whenever the mood strikes then he’s gotta take matters into his own hands, literally. He’ll definitely bitch and moan about it to you after, saying you have to make it up to him (he’s definitely secretly self conscious of you not being satisfied with him, regarding sex and your relationship, so make sure to calm the man child down so he doesn’t jump to conclusions)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Exposition, he absolutely loves attention and what’s a better way to get attention than sex? If you’re in a serious relationship, he probably wouldn’t be too keen on fucking you in-front of people but he loves the feeling of knowing someone could walk in on you at any moment (of course if anyone did see specifically you naked, he’d at the very least incinerate them)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Definitely on his bed, his number one priority is pleasure, so if he’s doing it anywhere, then it’s gonna be somewhere that at least has cushions.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Like I said, high sex drive. He gets in the mood very quickly. Wearing clothing that’s a bit too tight so it really shows off your body? He’s got a boner. Bend over to grab something? He’s already hauling both your asses to the nearest bed.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He absolutely will not bottom, he needs to be in control at all times and it’s not that he doesn’t trust you to do that with you but he cannot push past letting someone other than himself taking the lead when it comes to intercourse.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Adam definitely wouldn’t complain either way. Having you on your knees, sucking his cock? If he wasn’t already in heaven, he would’ve ascended there by now! He’s also very very good with his tongue, so whichever part he’s going at, trust me, you’re in for a good time.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough is his middle name, he can spend some other time doing gentle shit with you whenever he doesn’t want to pound you into his mattress (which isn’t a lot..)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

With such a high sex drive while having important duties as an angel, quickies are very frequent with you two. Most commonly in the morning before he has to be productive before lute breaks into his home or during lunch where he can slip away.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Anything you can think of doing with him, Adam has probably tried it, he doesn’t mind most kinks, as long as he gets plenty of pleasure out of it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

If you two aren’t short for time, he averages a good three rounds, but after the third round he’s definitely having a nap, not because he’s exhausted but because he’s actually got all his pent up energy out and gets super relaxed that he can help but fall asleep

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s definitely the type of person to say “why would you need toys when you’ve got me?”. It’s many because he worries about not being enough for you and also he just can’t comprehend why you’d need a dildo when you have the original dick??

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he loves to tease you, especially if you’re being bratty, he’d say stuff like “aww.. where’s the attitude from earlier go, sweetheart? Don’t tell me I’ve fucked it all out of you already, I’m just getting started.”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s definitely loud, wants everyone to know how good he feels and the word shame is not in his dictionary. As for sounds, he’s definitely a grunt and/or swearing kind of guy.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

100% has nipple piercings, and will try his hardest to pretend to be unfazed by you playing with them. (It’s genuinely so obvious that it isn’t even embarrassing, it’s just funny)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Adam’s dick is 7.7 inches (yes he measured it exactly to the decimals) so whenever you’re talking about his dick, which is frequent, he will remind you of this fact

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Like ive been saying this entire alphabet, sex drive = high. You could even compare him to a rabbit but it’s a pretty close draw

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If you two go at it for awhile, he’ll sleep like a baby but if it’s just one round or a quickie, he’ll probably have more energy afterwards compared to when he started

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #helluva boss #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel adam x reader

[deus-ex-mona]

my [redacted] anime parody fic really do be bringing all them bots to the yard

#is this fic bot cursed ​or sth p ls— first it was kudos brigaded in its first iteration and now t hey’ve hit the comments too lmaooooo #w d y m ‘this is a masterpiece’ and ‘a delightful and entertaining read’ this is just a [redacted] anime parody fic h e l l o ? #i mean. lbr there’s no one who’d ever think that way about my so-called writing lmfaooooo #like e x c u s e m e bot wdym by ‘author’s wit’ i’m literally dumber than a brick. like ‘i have no idea what an adverb is’ dumb. #i’m sorry for deceiving y’all fine folk </3 i’m the same idiot who coasted through english classes in school based solely on gut feeling #like i didn’t even know what the definition of a noun was till i was 12. and verbs. and adjectives too while i’m at it. #so y e ah. don’t come to me looking for decent writing i have none. (hint hint) #so it’d be nice if the bots flocked to a better author instead (hint hint) who’s more worthy of the ai-generated praise they’d spout (hint) #g o d im so tired how is it not the weekend yet </3 #anyways see y’all next week for the full ver of mmj’s teammate + the potential lxl version of it #though… if it t r u l y is a lxl song… does this mean that lxl is yuri confirmed— [is dragged away by the ankles] #inedible blubbering

[pickingupmymercedes]

Lewis Hamilton - NSFW Alphabet

a/n: It's a NSFW Alphabet, you guys know the drill. Haven't really seen these around for a while, and that photo with the body hair got me in a mood.

EXPLICIT CONTENT UNDER, -18 DO NOT INTERACT.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Clingy. He needs to feel your touch somewhere and needs to have his hands on you. He particularly likes when you run your fingers through his hair, soothing any bad thought away. He may put on a tough façade for the world but when he lowers his walls, he loves the reassurance of your skin on his.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He takes great pride in his arms and shoulders, they’re not the biggest because of f1, but they do a great part of his job. Also, they hold you and everyone he loves close.

On you he loves your collarbones, it’s the first place he goes in any given circumstance. It’s where he feels your perfume when you’re fresh out of the shower, your smell when he’s holding you close while thrusting up at your most intimate place, where he buries his face when he needs to hide from the world and where he leaves his mark for the same world to see.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…)

Before being officially and seriously a couple, he would finish in the condom, the moment you were his though, marking you was a thought that drove him wild. Since that first time going raw there was no turning back, he needed to feel and fill you every time since.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You and him sneaked out, while still being “only friends”, during an end of year party in Brackley. You had had a bit too much to drink and so had him, you stumbled out to the third floor for a breather, after being surrounded by his perfume all night long, and he followed you like a lost puppy, too scared that if he let you out of his sight you’d run and never come back. It was messy and led to radio silence from both of you for weeks, but the sexual tension only grew after that. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He sure as hell knows what he’s doing. He likes when you’re curious about his experience too, and is always up to let you experience and try new things as a couple.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.)

Cowgirl, he likes to pretend to be the one in charge but in the privacy of the bed he you’re the boss, plus he gets to watch you and the pleasure he gives you. He’ll flip you if you get too fucked out to ride him all the way, but you’re usually on top.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends on the mood. In the morning it’s usually lighthearted, lazy and sloppy, giggles thrown in the air left and right. Nights tend to be a bit more serious, locked stares, purposeful movements and overall, nastier. 

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Extremely well taken care of. Not all bare though, you both like a bit of something there, but groomed and tidy for sure. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s a thoughtful guy, and you can’t help but imagine even with the hock ups he was probably like that too.

But something changes for him when you two finally commit. From that moment, his favorite part wasn’t the sex but how close you felt to him, how vulnerable you let yourself be around him, how in those moments your world and his are nothing but each other.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He’ll take matter into his own hands (literally) if needed, but he’ll much rather wait for you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise was one you found out pretty early on, but the main one was breeding, and God did it drive you two into the most unexpected situations.  

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Ideally somewhere you can both take your time, before, during and after. But he’s an adrenaline junkie, and adventurous locations would spark something and things would happen in a rooftop, driver’s room, secluded parking lot, desert beach.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Honestly, not much was needed to get him uncomfortable in his pants, a look you gave him from behind his computer and he was done with whatever work he had to get done. But what truly drove him wild was seeing you smirk at him as you did the most mundane of chores knowing he would get riddle up.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Cause pain if it’s not closely interlinked with pleasure.

Withholding your orgasm so you when you cum it’s a star-seeing, numbing-body one is a big yes. But using you so he gets his release after a frustrating situation but not getting you there in the end is a huge No for him. 

He cares too much about your wellbeing to get his needs met if it does nothing for you. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

His thing is going down on you, and he certainly has the skill to match his preferences, but you can’t resist his bulge and how the weight feels wrapped around your hands. He wasn’t too keen on having someone give him head just for the fun of it, but eventually you got him there, even if he won’t admit you can have him quite literally wrapped around your fingers.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and deep is his thing, each thrust sends a message and it’s intoxicating how easily he claims your body.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t care too much for them in a daily basis, and would much rather take your time, but racing weekends are busy and sometimes things have to be taken care of in less than 10 minutes, in a dark corridor somewhere.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s down to try anything you suggest and eventually suggests a few things latter in the relationship as well, when he feels you’re comfortable about his past experiences.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go for as long as you want him to go and a bit more. His pace also helps him last longer, and although the same probably can’t be said for you, he likes to take it as a challenge to see how many times, for how long and with how much effort he can get you to cum.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t mind new friends, but they’re not frequent and he prides himself that your best times were only using his fingers, tongue and dick.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves it, but you’re impatient so it usually doesn’t last too long, just enough to get you riddled and panting.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Lewis could never be loud, but jesus is he vocal. The dirty talking in your ears is through the roof. But your favorite are his grunts, he gets so tunnel focused with his thrusts his mouth always falls open and he lets out the most guttural ones, them alone kept you panting.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

It was risky, so incredibly risky and stupid from both of you to be in that badly lit corridor, hands all over each other, breathless and rushed kisses all over your skins.

The season had started on a bad foot and for the past 2 races everyone had been working the extra night hours trying to get something out of the car. Lewis had just gotten out of a debrief while you were using his side of the garage as a backdrop for a meeting. He walked right in front of your laptop and stared at you for a while before walking out into the pitlane, taking a second lingering look, left eyebrow raised, tongue slightly brushing the corner of his lips.

You were looking for him as soon as you could get away with the excuse of poor internet, going about the pitlane and taking a moment to actually appreciate the warm Australian weather.

As you looked and tried to find something in the darkness you felt strong arms wrapping you from behind, and kisses in your shoulders that left you highly aware you were in public.

“Someone could see us Lew” you whispered, turning in his embrace to lace your fingers behind his neck. “You look so damn hot when you boss those guys around” he muttered into your collarbone, after unbuttoning the first couple buttons on your blouse, leaving kisses all over your chest.

“Let’s just find somewhere better hidden then” you offered, hands already under his shirt, feeling the heat and firmness of his muscles. “Already did” he said while easily picking a giggling version of you up and kissing your lips to shush you.

The dark alley-type corridor was but a dead space in between fia’s garage and where the safety cars were, no lights there and the only speck of glow coming from two garages away. He sat you down somewhere soft, never once leaving your neck while one hand groped your bra covered breasts and the other held you close by your waist.

Through the fabric in his briefs, you felt his bulge in your tummy when he positioned his body in between your spread legs. A low and husky “we can’t make a sound babe” in your ear before he bucked your hips upwards and pushed your pants down just beneath your knees, pooling his own underwear at his feet with his jeans.

You took his already rock-hard length in hand and used your thumb to get the precum from his tip to the rest of the sensitive head. His grunts filling the now muffed air and you couldn’t help but sneer a “shush there, big guy” while smirking at his pleasure-contorted face. You gave it a few pumps, trying your everything not to give in and show him who’s boss, you had no time to prolong any foreplay, your own desire well visible in your soaked cunt.

He pulled you in for a sloppy kiss, biting on your lower lip, trying to distract you with the sharp pain in your month from the stretch his member was giving your core while he slowly thrusted into you, picking up speed as your walls adjusted to his girth, the sound of skin on skin joining the sounds you both tried to keep low.

The scene was truly obscene if anyone found you two. Your hair wild in a makeshift bun he had mustered, seated in a wobbly stack of tires as his hips thrusted forward and you held onto him by his biceps and his butt. He tried muffling his grunts in the soft skin of your exposed collarbone and the faster his movements got the more certain you were he was leaving a mark there.

You knew he was close when his thrusts got deeper, lowly growling “cum for me” in his ears and instantly feeling his hand in between your bodies until his fingers circled your clit. It only took a few seconds for the already present knot in your lower stomach to snap with the added stimulation, and the aftershocks in your inner walls squeezed his own orgasm, his last thrusts making sure his seed was deep inside you.

You embraced his neck and lied your head on his shoulders to catch your breath and stop the world from spinning, his hands caressing your tights and waist. You only moved when you felt him soften inside you, his features contorting at the sensitiveness of his member as he pulled out, his hands always finding your body, even while you both dressed back up.

As you both sneaked around the garages back to hospitality you heard two Williams crew members loudly talking to each other.

“Can you believe those new Fia interns? They can’t keep their hands off of each other, but getting it on in the garage is a new level of stupid, I’m pretty sure we weren’t the only ones to hear them”.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

We have all seen it through his pants that he is big. The first time you held it in your hand (and mouth) you questioned how on earth it would fit, but the moment you felt his girth in you it was game over for anyone else.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High. He keep things civil when other people are around, but the moment you’re alone it gets hot and heavy pretty quick. He’s intense in all matters of life, and with you it wouldn’t be any different.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It’s the one thing that for sure knocks him out, even when the stress is sky rocketing. As soon as you’re both comfortably tangled in each other and he feels you relax he’s out. He had a no sex on run night’s policy, but agreed it made no sense with how well he slept after with you in his arms.

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