#THE disaster bisexual ever

[keitheaverage]

jenny wakeman not beating the "toxic yuri magnet" allegations 😔

#mlaatr #random thoughts with kei the average #jenny probably: ''I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me 💙'' #meanwhile she fumbles the one female character that seemed to genuinely love her 😔😔😔 #THE disaster bisexual ever #the villains from Stage Fright are admittedly kind of a fluke since they have non-discriminating Makes People Simp For Them powers but w/e #but misty and the exo skin are It

[livesincerely]

There’s something calling to him, over the smoke and flames, the people and pavement—a hint of the most delectable smell Eddie’s ever had the pleasure of inhaling.

He rises to his feet, faintly aware of Hen calling to him, but it’s a distant concern. Inconsequential.

He follows his nose, stumbling a little over the uneven sections of pavement as he goes, and he’s there’s some primal, instinctive part of him that’s utterly surprised to find Buck at the other end of that mouthwatering scent.

Buck. Of course it’s Buck.

As if feeling Eddie’s eyes on him, Buck glances up from where he’s talking quietly with Bobby, helmet tucked under one arm. His expression brightens, a smile stretching across that gorgeous face.

“Eds!” he says, lifting a hand like he needs to catch Eddie’s attention. Like every molecule of his being isn’t singularly focused on that which is Evan Buckley. “Looks like we’re good to— Whoa!”

Buck smells so fucking good, Eddie notes with a happy sigh, craning to tuck his nose into the space behind Buck’s ear. It’s fucking unfair, is what it is, that he’s been keeping it to himself all this time, hoarding it away when he should know better.

Should know that it’s Eddie’s.

He shifts closer, lifting up on his tiptoes so he can press his mouth to Buck’s jaw, can drag his lips down his neck and shove his face against the hollow of his throat.

Buck makes a noise—low and rough and ragged—and a muscular arm wraps around his waist.

“Eddie,” he says, and god his voice. “What—?”

He wants to shove himself into Buck’s turnout coat right alongside him and live there for the next forever, wants to wear that toasted-cinnamon-sunshine scent like a second skin.

Wants to lap up the taste of it off of Buck’s throat.

“Chim!” Buck yells. “Chim, something’s wrong with Eddie!”

…..

And Eddie knows he’s a possessive, jealous son of a bitch even when he’s not high on inducers, so it’s no surprise to any of them that his hackles are up immediately, his fists tightening around the lapels of Buck’s coat.

But it’s Buck—Buck who’s one of the kindest, gentlest Alphas Eddie’s ever met, Buck, who he’s never seen so much as flash his eyes at anyone, let alone pop a claw or drop his fangs—that bares his teeth snarls, rumbling and furious, cradling Eddie tight to his chest.

And it’s so impossibly hot that Eddie can feel himself getting slick in his pants.

“Buck,” Bobby says firmly. “Keep your head, kid. You don’t want to do anything either of you will regret.”

The next sound that Buck makes is high and wounded. His hands spasm against Eddie’s back, and then he’s taking two huge steps away, his heat—his presence—leaving all at once. Eddie whimpers at the loss.

“Shit, fuck, sorry,” Buck stammers. His entire face is flushed pink, the color creeping down his neck and disappearing under his collar. “You gotta get him outta here, Bobby, you gotta— I can’t—“

Eddie shakes off Hen’s hand and surges forward, plastering himself back against Buck’s front.

“No,” Eddie pleads, and Buck makes another one of those soft, throaty noises, like the air’s been punched out of him. “No, Buck, don’t leave, don’t—“

“Eds,” Buck says. “It’s— Bobby’s right, you’re not in control right now and—“ He lets out a loud exhale; Eddie feels his breath whisper over his hair. “—and I don’t want to hurt you.”

“You wouldn’t,” Eddie insists. “You’d never.”

“Never,” Buck agrees. “Which is why you gotta let me go, let Chim and Hen help you.”

“I don’t want them,” Eddie says. “I want you.”

Buck’s smile is more of a grimace, something horribly sad glinting behind his eyes. “No, you don’t.”

“Eddie,” Hen tries, carefully shuffling forward. “You’re medically compromised, you’re not thinking straight—“

“The only way Buck could hurt me right now is by leaving,” Eddie insists.

He doesn’t understand why none of them are listening. Eddie needs Buck: it’s the simplest fact there is.

“Don’t go,” Eddie continues, nuzzling at Buck’s neck, then leaning in to press a fluttering kiss to his pulse point. “Buck, please—“

Buck groans, a deep, guttural noise, and his hands land ever so gently on either side of Eddie’s rib cage.

“Eddie,” he says, voice tight. “You don’t know what you’re asking me.”

“I’m asking you to come home with me,” Eddie says. “I’m asking you to have my back.”

“Eds—“

“Buck,” Eddie says. “Evan. Come home.”

Buck’s eyes search his face and Eddie knows he’s looking for any hint of doubt or uncertainty. Eddie meets his gaze squarely, begging him to understand, to see.

“Are you even capable of consenting to anything right now?” Buck asks, to Eddie and to the world at large.

“Well, technically,” Chim starts.

“I’m still in my right mind,” Eddie says, and it’s true but he’s not sure if it will be for much longer. He’s hot all over, desire blistering up his spine, over his thighs, searing his skin, but for all that it's suddenly become as imperative as breathing, wanting Buck is nothing new.

If anything it’s become clearer, the feeling distilled down into its purest essence. He wants Buck now because he always wants Buck.

“I’m still me.”

Buck chews on his lip, resolve weakening.

“Please,” Eddie breathes.

#911 abc #buddie #911 abc fic #buddie fic #*editor's note #*the writing desk #bits & bobs #for the first time ever I’ve written something for a different fandom #I’m new here please be nice #step aside Jack Kelly there’s a new disaster bisexual in town #obviously this is a wip but I hope you enjoy anyway

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

#my characters #also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there #and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him #and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst #and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group #and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life #and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster #thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating #thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating #thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him #and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining #she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions #everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend! #cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen #and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND? #and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him #and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work #hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye #so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done #and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat #therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed #and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match #and its never romantic its always platonic #they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends #though they do become friends and hang out eventually! #yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive #oops i fell in love

[sad-torbek-noises]

"He's a slut, your honor." 🥹💖

--me, watching Taliesin talk about the extra bit Leo added in the missive he sent to Edgar

#WOOF WOOF WOOF #I'm down BAD for this beautiful gay man #He's so FRUITY!!!!! #I LOVE HIM #Leo Amicus #THAT'S MY BABY GIRL #IF OLDER CONFIRMED BACHELOR WHY BABY GIRL SHAPED #Edgar Lycoris #Dr. Edgar Lycoris #Please god I hope they're fruity for each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #May the universe bless #Taliesin Jaffe #God he's the best #Have you ever seen a man be so swell? #My suave and sassy disaster bisexual creative

[notmoreflippingelves]

Diversity win: the thief who stole every piece of religious art in your town and his equally-criminal dad are both bisexual.

#i mean technically only dadbeau is canonically confirmed as mlm #but like...we've all known hercule was THE most bi to ever be bisexual since *at least * 'the pentient man' #honestly marianne always seemed wlw to me as well #clearly the flambeau family motto is 'be gay; do crime' #honestly what confuses me most is like...is flamby still french or what? #cause his dad seemed pretty british to me but there's always mombeau #i'm assuming flamby took her maiden name instead of his dad's due to his anger at being abandoned by him #but yeah #you will pry canonically french disaster bisexual hercule flambeau from my cold dead hands #flamby being french and doing gratuitously french things in a gratuitously french way is my k*nk and i will not let canon take it from me #father brown #father brown spoilers #bbc father brown spoilers #father brown s11 spoilers #hercule flambeau #fr brown spoilers

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!! #see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But- #he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure! #OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u

[aroacesimp69]

TRANS MASC BISEXUAL EDWARD ELRIC

that is all, thank you

#edward elric #fma #fmab #fma brotherhood #headcanon #i will take no criticism #that is a disaster bisexual if I've ever seen one #also Al is a he/they aromantic i don't make the rules

[midweastindigo]

if everyone on 911blr watched 12 monkeys during the hiatus we could revive the fandom and it would be the actual best time of my life

#i had started the series as it was coming to an end #fitting for the show actually lol #but yeah I missed out on fandom #singlehandedly trying to revive the 12 monkeys fandom #911blr #12 monkeys #911 fox #911 abc #OOH FROM NOW ON THATS WHAT I GET TO USE!!!! #now here's the part where I sell 12 monkeys #the series has everything #found family #disaster bisexuals #emily hampshire breaks out in song in wwi era germany #dysfunctional found family that tries to kill each other but would also die for each other ya know #hot Asshole who has one of the most incredible redemption arcs I've ever seen #it's like zuko level #all four impractical jokers make an appearance #hannah waddingham appears in a later season as a mean redhead with mommy issues

[demadogs]

still stand by the fact that it is absolutely insane behavior to write crossover fanfiction of the goldfinch with stranger things or IT

#the way i have to exclude the tag for literally every movie hes ever been in when im looking for a goldfinch fic #why the fuck would you put pennywise or the demogorgan into a story about art theft #separate finns roles i beg of you #plz leave my emotional support slavic bisexual drug addict alone #stranger things #byler #the goldfinch #boreo #also TGF IS EARLY 2000s NOT 80s!!! AND BORIS DOES NOT HAVE INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AT ALL I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL #my man kissed his knuckles and then kissed him on the mouth #hes FINE #theos a disaster but boris is just vibing

[ingravinoveritas]

David dancing with Shania Twain and Shirley Ballas on the Zoe Ball Show this morning. Those hips though...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the zoe ball show #this man is a bi disaster and i love him #so much happening here #also he is dancing to a Tom Jones song #another Welshman #and Michael thinks both David and Tom are sexy #there you go #this should be part of a movie montage where David has just come out #and Shania and Shirley are helping him get ready for a night on the town #and Michael plays the guy he sees in a bar and falls for immediately #please universe make this happen #oh david #bi-est bisexual to ever bi #amazing #gifs by me

[theotherwesley]

no one has ever been more t4t than this walking trans flag and his 8ft tall amazonian princess who eats misogynists for breakfast i would die for them

#Gundam 0083 stardust memory #sometimes this is a gundam blog #I know Kou looks scared in this shot but he's just surprised that Mora and Kieth are dating #not surprised at Mora #Kou is an ally #all of them are bisexual disasters #i don't make the rules #*mora is just bisexual not a disaster. she is the most chill and competent bisexual that has ever been.

[musicalchaos07]

Cardigan/August/Betty

#stranger things #Byler #will byers #el hopper #eleven #mike wheeler #am I posting this at 1am because it didn't leave my head all day? Yes #now personally I HC that Mike Wheeler is a bisexual disaster because have you seen him but either way it's fine #also rip my girl El when Byler goes canon making this made me sad for her #but I also hope she gets some independence and gets to be a person??? #lmao do you ever have a more interesting love triangle happening but then revive the straight one for shits and giggles #who would win in a fight Will the wise Byers or Mike I guess I just don't understand Wheeler #sorry I just love the dichotomy that Will knows everything and Mike is very dumb #also yes I purposely picked the porch lyrics because I am a garage kiss truther

[unbloomingmoonflower]

#i love this show so much #me screaming at Vax and Kiki to just SMOOCH ALREADY #but his love confession tho #vax you bisexual disaster dingus it was the cutest worst timing ever lol #scanlan is so unashamedly bedding everybody he makes me laugh so hard #can you tell I love the twins bc my bisexual disaster heart can't take it #legend of vox machina #gifs #i need more seasons #i will singlehandedly crowdfund if I have to

[ssaalexblake]

remember that time i bought an old library copy of howl's moving castle literally just for proving my 'the thirteenth doctor is howl' hypothesis??? bc good times

#dw shit #this book has highlighted howl quotes bc they're so 13 #i also feel like vain 13 is a touchy subject bc ~girl but the doctor is always vain if in their own special way #and i absolutely buy her saying there's no point being alive if i can't be beautiful #bc she thinks she's hot okay she knows she's got it #and she obviously Does care about her appearance #it's just she's invested in looking like a disaster bisexual #love that for her #also yaz is sophie btw and the tardis is the castle #and the master is the wicked witch of the waste #the dog is karvanista #that one's too easy but i'm keeping it #howl's family are much nicer than the doctor's #but lets face it if the doctor Did have niblings they'd be the best aunt/uncle ever #i do not know the gender neutral term for that one and it's too late to look it up rn #but Anyway this is my conspiracy theory and it fits #the timeless child just wanted somewhere to use their degree!!! #13 would murder people in rugby with that repressed rage but i'd watch

[pyrohonk]

Was thinking about my version of a friendship between Steve and Jonathan where it's a full bromance where Steve had a crush on and / or drunkenly hooked up with him, and realised between him and Nancy, Jonathan catches the eye of both the popular preppy party members, and still chooses the stoner bestie who loves and supports him

#jargyle #pansexual Jonathan byers #argyle being the sweetest boyfriend ever #Jonathan and Steve both needed emotional support boyfriends so they were incompatible #Bisexual disaster Harrington #plutonic stonathan

[rosymorns]

i see “your parents actually werent around much” and say “that isnt angsty enough and doesnt channel my personal trauma in a way i want”

#cw for addiction and suicide in the following tags my besties <3 #both of her parents were definitely addicts. i think her dad was also a musician and like. at first it was drinking #and then it was opiates at parties and then it was heroin. #he died. i think. right around when she met seven. right before. seven never met him. so she was. what they met in 7th grade? #she was 12. and she got into an honest to god fight with her dad and screamed that he was ruining their family. #& he stormed out. and. she doesn't actually know. she was 12 and no one would tell her. all she knows is that she hurt him. #and then he was dead. as an adult she wonders if it was an intentional OD or just he was upset and did too much. #as a kid there was just such a clear line between 'she was hurt and said something cruel and someone she loved got hurt' #i mean of fucking course it has a profound impact on her. but she's pretty reserved because of it. and careful w her words and actions. #(seven is the only person she was ever vulnerable with and that ended badly too innit <3) #anyway her mom is still around. she's a garden variety alcoholic. after what happened to her husband she's tried to quit a few times. #she always relapses. she thinks florrie hates her. she's terrified to reach out or say anything to her. #florrie is afraid to invest in her or really get close because. well. she was close to her dad. #miss ma'am doesn't HAVE any secure attachments. she doesn't HAVE anyone she can be vulnerable with. #she's not going to put any kind of trust in someone who seems to her to be unstable. #which i think is part of her little crush on orion. her life is a mess man she's a little bisexual disaster. #oh also i think she has a sister. i haven't decided older or younger. she's estranged and kind of pissed at florrie. #they were close as teenagers but once golden hour took off florrie prioritized the band a few too many times #and left her sister to deal with their mom. and her sister just kind of went. 'fuck it fuck you all' and fucked off to london. #they text each other happy birthday usually. that's about it. #carly.txt #carly's ocs #oc: florrie #brother you know i'm down bad for an oc when i start writing tag essays.