#THIS IS ONE TRAFFIC JAM

[aroace-poly-show]

i’m gonna lose it

#marlo’s stuff #THIS IS ONE TRAFFIC JAM #A SONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FC #FOR SO FUCKING LONG #THIS IS SO STUPID #IM GONNA LOSE IT

[m340700]

deuce deuce deuce

#fnaf #sundrop #moondrop #traffic jam plays in the middle of the night and here we are at 2 in the morning doing this #i dont actually know the lyrics i just think its funky #so its their time to be funky #you know you've gone insane when u can associate anything and everything with a character #those two extra ones at the bottom bc i like them #the coloring switched halfway thru right to moon it was funny #deuce deuce deuce *funky music

[gaydexvocaloid]

happy birthday flower :3 🥀

#Vflower #flower #vocaloid flower #vocaloid #fanart #my art #9th anniversary #flower anniversary #alright song list good god #villain teniwoha #fixer nulut #venom kairiki bear #traffic jam nilfruits #lower one’s eyes #lower nulut #dictionary ΔNDROID #wozwald #miyashita yuu #goodbye declaration #chinozo #ghost and pals #novocaine #hyperdontia #bottom Hiiragi Kirai #appetite of a people pleaser #kairiki bear #nilfruits #nulut #ΔNDROID #teniwoha

[evilresidentz]

Welter and flurry animale doodles

#nilfruits #niru kajitsu #flurry and welter #traffic jam #i would like to give flurry a turtle #self indulgent cuz i love turtles also i think it would suit her #a man and his wife who wants to hit him with big hammers #last photo based off that one pic of them in the album book where he is literally shedding his gotdamn hair all over her suit #flurry catgirl in the sense that she randomly gets irritated when welter's leaning on her too long

[thelawsofdaylight]

a fun fact about modern france is that you can drive from montreuil to arras in approximately one hour and fifteen minutes. this makes trying to write a contemporary version of the scene where it takes valjean almost an entire day very difficult

#current draft has a broken bike a traffic jam taxis all booked up and a bus breakdown #53 miles was a long way back then!!!!!!!!!! especially when your tilbury breaks and no one will give you a horse!!!!!!!!!!! #also i've been working on this for three years. btw.

[districtunrest]

reading list game!

tagged by @thelettersfromnoone to share my recent, current, and future reads! thanks!! :)

recent:

longbourn by jo baker

the memory police by yoko ogawa

home before morning by lynda van devanter

current:

the fellowship of the ring by tolkien

future: (lemme just check my bookshelf...)

the rest of lotr, lol

alias grace by margaret atwood

persuasion by jane austen

far from the madding crowd by thomas hardy

conquistador by buddy levy

the screwtape letters by cs lewis

migrations by charlotte mcconaghy

tagging: @atleastmymomlikesme @petruchio @caesarflickermans @lasthaysileeshipper @pinwheelwhirl @bodyelectric77 @thesmileykate @worldwithinworld @everdares

#random facts about myself #trying to get out of the habit of saying that im a slow reader #i just really take my time getting through books #esp one as dense as lotr #you can see how this results in a traffic jam of a to read list

[dilfenthusiast]

I feel like every time I drive at night there’s someone driving with their high beams on. And I’m not even talking about headlights that are bright LEDs, I mean actual high beams. Either someone driving at me and blinding me, or someone driving behind me and retina blasting me via mirror reflection and lighting up my whole car cabin, making it hard to see the road in front of me.

And don’t even get me started on the number of people driving with their headlights off because they think their Daytime Running Lights on and they think it’s enough? But then their tail lights aren’t on and you almost run into them because they’re driving a black car.

I’m starting to believe that it’s a detriment to society that we allow people to “learn” to drive from their parents. Like if their parents are shit drivers and don’t know about cars and don’t explain how to use their cars, we perpetuate the problem. Genuinely starting to think we should move towards driving schools like Japan in order to get a license, not just memorizing road signs and then being released onto the road.

“I failed my permit test 5 times and my driving test 3 times before getting my license hehe” you should not be driving. Honestly.

And I understand this also leads to discussions of public transit (more people who don’t like driving and don’t want to should have the option of a robust and reliable network of bus and rail) and privilege (driving schools cost money, not everyone has parents who can teach them) but like … that’s for another post.

#got my retinas melted again this evening #and am slowly starting to dread driving #I still love driving between 10 pm and 4am when no one is on the road #but I’m also starting to enjoy morning and late afternoon rush hour jams #and I HATE like … middle of the day/early night time traffic #no one is in a rush so they drive with no thoughtfulness or urgency #but there’s still so many people it’s hard to maneuver

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Maybe this is because I'm sleep deprived so this post may make no sense but I wonder if gender works differently on the Spiral than it does on earth. Like I wonder if the type of magic you have can influence your sense of identity in any way whether an AFAB girly-girl wizard tries on the 'he/him' pronouns on like a new pair of casual pants on Tuesdays or if something entirely new comes up and it just feels comfy and correct. I once saw a post where it headcanons Dasein to be mirrorgender and I think about that post everyday. Every single FUCKING. Day,

#brought to you by someone who's gender escapes from my jam jar every night to run into oncoming traffic #i like to think there's a gender or genders that's associated with godhood. like imagine specific genders for spider and raven and bartleby #its my personal headcanon that wizards sometimes base their course of study on what magic they feel like #whther they switch primary schools altogether or they just have it as a secondary course of study #like a thaumaturge that feels like a theuragist on some days so they take up Life magic as well as ice #am i trans? i dont fucking know i want to kwep it thay way. let me be unknown #reminder that dyvim's VA is he/any pronouns. we won. we have he/they/she/any dyvim #WAITWAIT imagine if also with magic you can have more than one gender like primary and secondary #what would malorns second gender be. would it be magic based #somebody stop me before i make every single wizard101 character queer in some way #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[thedeadthree]

YOU’LL READILY EMBRACE DEATH LIKE AN OLD FRIEND IF THAT MEANS DRAGGING THAT BASTARD WHO KILLED YOUR DAD ALONG WITH YOU.

template by @jacobseed // icon // @vendetta-if 🌫

#oc: annushka zima #if: vendetta #here she is! she’s here! the dearest girl! criminal empire heiress beloved! #her best friend and love of her life ash 🖤😌 #after what felt like an eon of a creative traffic jam i finally made something for one of the ocs occupying the headspace rent free! 🖤 #vendetta if #interactive fiction #leg.edit #leg.ocs #*ocedit #*myedit #risingsh0t #blackreaches #🌛: alya #🌞: alyssa #🍯: ​ash #🌫: vale #usergalactic #everything turned out so pretty im emotional ✨🤧 anything for u anya my dear! #THIS QUOTE LIVES IN MY MIND RENT FREE THE WAY IT CAPTURES ANYA PERFECTLY? the mc in this if.. the vengeful mc? my beloved! #if you haven’t read vendetta yet please PLEASE do read it it’s so good! #the writing is stellar and just.. the characters are so well written and the plot.. THE PLOT. #im so excited for what’s in store for the mc! 🖤🖤 #my campaign to get all of u hooked on this if ✨😌 #q #q: pax

[bookshelfdreams]

friendly reminder that

"I love everything about you."

#GOD #this obliterated me. hit me like a distracted driver in a semitrailer hits the end of a traffic jam #its perfect <3 #as beautiful as a well-executed 'i love you' can be it's also a bit generic #can be said to anyone; you can love people for any reason and without really knowing them #(in fact not really knowing them can b prerequisite to the sentiment lol) #you can love the idea or the concept of someone #& i'm not saying it's always or even usually like that; just pointing out that someone who is used to putting on a performance for others #wouldn't be likely to interpret it as anything than a general statement of affection that comes with some conditions. would he. #& anyway ed seems to have a casual relationship w the word love. 'i love you' doesn't have to b a big deal #this though. this is 'i KNOW you. your best your worst and everything inbetween #and i love all of it' #which is just so. #okay first of all the perfect way for stede to express that sentiment; of course he would say that #of course he who constantly tries to create for others the sort of environment he never had #constantly tries to supply the things no one ever gave him #(because he never wants anyone to feel like he did; lonely misunderstood unloved) #of course he would fucking say that #but also just. hhhhrrrrrrrrrgghgggggghhhhhhhhh. you know. #our flag means death #ofmd trailer

[yukinyaminyato]

so let's play a game called "is the dude who only talks to me when he's drunk at parties etc gonna talk to me in class today"

#my bet is on no 🥰 #i don't care either way #im just cringing bc when he talked to me last friday i was giggling and being annoying..... bc drunk me likes attention </3 ew #anyways let's see if i even make it to class the weather is awful bc of snowstorm 🥴 #there was a truck stuck in the middle of all lanes creating a traffic jam but at least my bus was finally able to get past #maybe I'll just be late. and probably won't be the only one..... #my posts

[omoghouls]

Hbfnbdn I have an omo fic idea but that requires to actually write

#bunny rambles #x #it's a felix one abt him pissing himself during a traffic jam lmao

[weenie-kun]

realizing why i like our old town so much is because theres no stupid cars anywhere and its fully walkable.... ive really come to dislike cars after seeing some super cluttered streets or parks just always full of them .. get rid of them

#txt #the one single strip of park on the way to kauppatori in helsinki would be a perfect hangout spot if there wasnt the CARS #lookin like baby park from mario kart #itd be so nice...but alas the gas fumes and engine noise we must endure #no but how do people even tolerate hours long traffic jams at this point. man

[evilresidentz]

hi niru kajitsu tumblr im literally going insane because someone who followed me on twt had this as their header and i’ve literally Never seen this frame before and cannot track it down. does anyone know where its from I feel insane ????? why is welter stanced like that?? how did flurry deflect this crazy jumping spider attack??

#niru kajitsu #nilfruits #flurry and welter #traffic jam #im literally like desperate trying to find out where this one (1) frame is from because welter is so #ugly in it (endearing) #if you know pleaaaaase let me know

[probayern]

tagged by clara @userhamilton my beloved to do f1 wrapped <3

considered only putting lewis on the drivers but ill give up spots 4 and 5. vb for being a lesbian icon all year and lando bc. i feel like we all know im a lando girlie at this point

i have no idea who has/hasnt done this and also i feel like im blanking on who watches f1 but. i guess ill tag @mrcusarmstrong @44prop @fabioquartararhoe and @leclerrari

#the top races are largely based on (1) whether i was present (2) whether lewis did well #las vegas almost made it but got cut because i didnt enjoy lewis getting fucked over by piastri #i'm also not sure i watched all those races... i'm confident i watched every single one since canada bc going to montreal really changed me #but the early part of the season i feel like i was less religious about it. i have no memory of miami #but the only one im sure i didnt watch was monaco #not to be us centric but . its memorial weekend. im never gonna pick watching a traffic jam in monaco over being outside #anyway . #tag game

[femboy-blades]

Bots with ADHD being prescribed red-en

#transformers #maccadam #I had this thought specifically about one of my OCs called Traffic Jam but I think more bots could do with some alien robot adderal #The real reason Hotshot is infinatly calmer in season 2 of RBA #Ratchet hooked him up with a concentration prescription