#This is half serious

[cressthebest]

maybe i don’t have anxiety. maybe i’m just always put in situations that would make anyone anxious

#this is half serious #half a joke #i’m professionally diagnosed with anxiety #and have medicine for it #but maybe #i only need the medicine because of the situations i’m in #maybe all my situations will go away #and i’ll realize that i never had anxiety #anxiety

[cheadarchesse]

I'm always afraid that my penchant for long skirts and florals and very long blonde hair makes me look like a I'm a tradwife.

I'm not. I'm not even a girl. I need to figure out how to convey this through jewelry that I can also wear to work

#this is half serious #half a joke #because I dont plan to change #but please don't think you can talk about god's grace to me #fashion #cheadar sauce

[xenticore]

Guys if I become extremely visibly fucked up and weird will it increase my chances of meeting someone compatible or will it just alienate everyone. Answer quickly the bomb is about to explode

#prsnl #This is half serious

[leonisloresmith]

Lets buff dark choco cookie by making him a healer and also a super epic cookie

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #this is half serious #and half me explaining what happens in my fanon #so don’t take this too too seriously #soul jam descendants au

[missattau]

#talking #this is half serious #i have ideas for all of them i jus want the people to choose #wdym there’s not a barbie in here

[mellodiies]

mello being in love is very cool to me because he is a genius and obviously knows what love is and what people in love do. but he also tries to hard to prove he loves you and that you matter to him that he become irregular as a pathetic cat you found in a box one fall evening that stares at you while you sleep

#this is half serious #. [ ○ ] 𝙾𝚄𝚃 . homosexual narcissistic tension. ━━ 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙰.

[bubmyg]

if one more person leaves “I thought op was being dramatic” in the tags of my unhinged posts. first of all I’m just talking to myself. secondly im NOT!!!!! GROW UP!!!!!!!!!

#this is half serious

[calpalsworld]

Two pieces of media I dont really care for anymore but check in on every now and then are Homestuck, and Red vs Blue. I do this because I am awaiting for the confirmation of June Egbert (trans woman John Egbert) and Grimmons (grif x simmons). June Egbert was promised to become canon, yet never was anything ever done about it. Grimmons was egged on/referenced 24/7 (THEY EVEN HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER AS A JOKE???) but still not canon.

So yeah both are queerbaiting, but the confusing thing is that both pieces of media/studios have gay characters in them already, but wont confirm this one thing??? I came to the realization it isn't homophobia, and I found the common thread. June is an absolute nerd. Grif and Simmons are total nerds. It is actually nerdphobia.

Roxy can be transmasc because theyre super swaggy. Blake and Yang can be canon because theyre super bad ass.

Writers hate making pathetic-pilled geek-core characters LGBT, and I hate the world for this.

#this is half serious

[continuousmeowing]

hot take chuuya with brown eyes is the only valid chuuya idk why they gave him blue eyes in the anime he does not look very good with blue eyes he looks so much more chuuya with brown eyes i will die by this btw

whenever i see someone describe his eyes as blue i am filled with uncontrollable rage and i want to scream. i am so fucking close to downloading one of those y/n things to use specifically to make chuuyas eyes not blue in fics i read

#bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #bsd #this is half serious #i have blue eyes so i can make fun of people with blue eyes

[starberry-skies]

kinda considering deactivating and starting a new account tbh :/

#chirping #this is half serious #whe. where did all of u come from. can i go back to 20 people seeing my posts. thx #like i wanna say that i'm just gonna post dumb shit and i won't care what anyone thinks!! but like. i can't stop caring #and like all my mutuals will know my new url like y'all r fine but. everyone else can go #except for a few choice followers <3 not gonna say who tho ajdjdnd #anyway #personal

[antimonyantigone]

not to sound like, literally mentally ill but anyway

since my father died, i’ve been wearing his ashes in a locket around my neck because obviously and yet i’ve felt increasingly haunted to the point of possession and i keep doing My Dad things that I’ve never done before

today i was compelled to buy my husband flowers. my dad bought my mom flowers as a surprise all the time. i never even look at the flowers.

i gave an unhoused man on the street a hundred dollars. i’ve never known anybody who gave away cash like my dad could like...

i was teaching a student to take apart a piece of equipment and i grabbed a small dish and said, “listen, you can take apart things but you need a dish for all the screws and bits or you’re going to have a bad time.” my father...built motorcycles. from parts. 

i think i’ve got myself haunted

(or, this is the good side of “you’re becoming your parents” curse??)

#grief #personal nonsense #this is half serious #the real test is will i drink a yuengling

[pomegranateteeth]

Capitalism | Link

Songs about capitalism (booo) Some one play this over the work radio to test if your boss has a sens of humor. | Track list under the cut

Step Right Up - Tom Waits // Capitalism - Oingo Boingo // A Hard Day’s Night - the Beatles // Who Can It Be Now - Men At Work // Cars - Gary Numan // Work Hard - Depeche Mode // Minimum Wage - They Might Be Giants // Monty For Nothing - Dire Straits // Everything Counts - Depeche Mode // Private Life - Oingo Boingo // Movin’ Out - Billy Joel // Turn Smile Shift Repeat - Phantom Planet // Dead Inside - Younger Hunger // Redesign Your Logo - Lemon Demon // Tiny Glowing Screens, pt.3 - Watsky // Tangerine - Glass Animals // Opportunities - Pet Shop Boys // Sadmoney - Uffie // I Earned My Life - Lemon Demon // Proper Funds - Tub Ring // Career Boy - Dorian Electra // 30% Off! - Best Frenz // Butt Tits Money - KNOWER // Business Man - Mother Mother // Cheapskate - Oliver Tree // Calamity - King Shelter // Bad Day - Dropout King // Money Hungry - Cottontail // [Premade Sandwiches] - Glass Animals // Everybody Wants Monty! - Visa // XS - Rina Sawayama // Freedoms - The Correspondents // Kill the Poor - Trivium // KMF DUB - KMFDB // Guillotine - 8 Graves

#playlist #my playlist #capitalism #anti capitalism #anti capitalists be like #guillotine #alternative #this is half serious #half a joke

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw #kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma #kinda presumptuous and weird #sometimes older people are just hot #it speaks!

[pillowbo]

My dumbass no-fun side: but WHY do the readers need to know about my character's weird fetish at this juncture?

My feral voice: SHUT UP shut up...we are keeping this scene.

I need to listen to my inner muse and silence the critic.

#this is half serious #writers of tumblr

[musicalchaos07]

Surprise song prediction: Me! On guitar and Beautiful Ghosts on piano

#this is half serious #guess which half #plot twist justice for me! #tbh beautiful ghosts in London would be 💀 #taylor swift #the eras tour

[spacedykensfw2]

I should not have to participate in capitalism . Does anyone have a basement they want to keep me locked in (must be willing to also house my 2 cats) (I can cook & clean & suck dick & I’m pretty low maintenance so like. I’m the full package really)

#max.txt #this is half serious #I’m so tired of working a job