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★ Celebrating 33 years of Salman Khan: ‘The pied piper of Bollywood’, say SK’s producers and directors!

David Dhawan, Anees Bazmee, Rumy Jafry, Lawrence D'Souza, Puneet Issar, Ramesh Taurani, Vijay Galani and Taran Adarsh decode and share their fond memories with Salman Khan, as he clocks 33 years in the industry. (Repost August 27, 2021)

On August 26, 1988, Salman Khan made his foray into acting with a rather short role in the Rekha and Farooq Shaikh fronted, Biwi Ho Toh Aisi. This was followed by the All Time Blockbuster, Maine Pyar Kiya directed by Sooraj Barjatya in December 1989. His 33-year journey has been a roller coaster ride and very few in the history of Bollywood have seen the kind of success that Salman has – ranging from delivering a blockbuster in every genre, to having the maximum number of highest grossing films of the year - he has almost all major records under his name.

One director that he has worked with the most is the comedy king, David Dhawan. The duo have teamed up on successful films like Judwaa, Biwi No. 1, Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi and Partner among others. David says, “Before actor and superstar comes Salman Khan, the human. He is a great guy, very honest, clean hearted and doesn’t like someone trying to flatter him.”

David’s writing partner, Rumy Jafry, who went ahead to direct Salman in God Tussi Great Ho can’t stop raving about the humane side of the superstar. “He has been doing all the good deeds since the 90s', and used to get angry when anyone spoke about it. I remember, there was an accident of an actor in town that he spotted while travelling. When no one was helping, he stopped there, carried the person to the hospital, did all the paperwork to get him admitted, figured out his family members went to their home and got them to the hospital,” Rumy shares. He also has another anecdote from the sets of Devdas, which not many are aware about. “There was an accident on the sets of Devdas when a fan wing fell down on a spot boy. It was Bhansali’s shoot, but Salman reached the set, took the spot boy to the hospital. The boy was in coma for months, but Salman got the treatment done and took care of everything,” Rumy recalls.

Salman’s life has been full of ups and downs. Rumy reveals that even in the difficult times of his career, he never took the stress. He recalls an incident from the days when Salman had to spend some nights in the Jodhpur jail. “Katrina (Kaif), Bina Kak ji and I were going to the jail with the bail order and on the way, I told Katrina that Salman will come out with a list in his hand to help the people in the jail. And that’s exactly what happened. He came out and said, ‘Rumy bhai, bahut badi list leke aaya hoon main. Can you believe it, a person is in jail because he doesn’t have Rs 10,000 to bail himself out. Uske ghar wale bhuke mar rahe hai. Ek aur bande ki maa bimar hai. Yeh sab ki madat karni hai’. Katrina and I laughed listening to this because we knew he would do this. It’s only him who can think this way. He is a true Dabangg.”

Trade analyst, Taran Adarsh believes that his good-hearted nature is one of the reasons for him to command such a terrific fan following. “There are a lot of actors who do things for publicity, but he is one man who shies away from it. There have been instances with me as well. I wouldn’t get into the details because it’s something very personal. He didn’t do it for publicity, but he did it,” Taran informs.

David believes that Salman is an excellent actor with good comic timing. “He became a superstar, but he has given so many good performances. He can do good work when he wants to do it. Today, he is a genuine superstar, whom the audience love. I have heard so many people say, ‘Bhai Ki Picture Aa Rahi Hai… Dekhni Padegi’ and he is one of those Jiski Entry Mein Log Pagal Ho Jaate Hai,” David shares, adding further that it’s difficult to stay relevant for 33 years. “His acting has become huge with experience. The masses are his yaar, but if you look, he has done amazing films for classes too. 300 crore toh kitni baar touch kar liya hai isne.

Director Anees Bazmee, who directed Salman in two comic capers, No Entry and Ready, hopes for Salman to continue with his entertainment for more 33 years. “He will continue to be a huge star for 33 years. According to me, his name should be Dil Khan. He is a bindass person, and it is fun to work with him. He is such a huge star, but an easy person to work with. He has a tough body and look, but a soft heart. He is a complete actor – a huge star, great at action, drama, romance, dance and comedy. A lot of actors in the industry are respected, but Salman Khan is someone who is loved by the audience. And there is a massive difference between love and respect,” Bazmee says.

The filmmaker further reveals that his daughter is a huge fan of Salman Khan. “We speak at regular intervals. My daughter, Sara is a huge fan of his and wanted to meet him once. He loves kids and spent time with her for 3 hours. For Sara, there is just one hero and that’s Salman Khan. It has been 10 years since that incident, and she has never missed any of his films.”

Taran believes that no one can tower over the superstardom of Salman Khan. “Salman Khan is the pied piper of Bollywood. There is a long queue in cinema halls for his films and he is the one who brought mass cinema back. He is loved by millions from all strata of society. He towers above all. There is no one who is actually as charismatic and as big a crowd puller as Salman Khan. His audience pull is unbelievable,

though his last few films have not done as well as expected,” Taran explains. He further adds, “Even the start of his career, he delivered hits after his. Maine Pyar Kiya was followed by hits like Baaghi, Sanam Bewafaa, Kurbaan, Saajan and Patthar Ke Phool. His career was just wow at this point of time. Then something happened and it went down, but he kept working and kept getting movies. He has also been a constant in introducing new talents.

”Ramesh Taurani, who has worked with Salman in Auzaar and Jab Pyaar Kisi Se Hota Hai, calls the actor his 2 am friend. “You have any trouble and he is there for you. We have bonded well from the start. He was a huge star in the 90s, is a huge star today and will always be a huge star. But he hasn’t changed with stardom. His price has gone up 1000 times, but his behavior remains the same,” he laughs.

His Sajaan director, Lawrence D’Souza, informs that he and his producer had signed Salman even before the release of Maine Pyar Kiya. “I had seen the trail at Rajshri office and that was my first meeting with Salman Khan. He was signed with a token of Rs 5000 and then the proposal of Sajaan was made. It’s so much fun to shoot with Salman. He has so much love and respect for me and the family. In the industry, there is just one real hero for me and that’s Salman Khan. In terms of stardom, down south, it’s Rajinikanth and in Mumbai, it is Salman Khan. He is the man of masses with a heart of gold. It feels great to know that my hero, my friend, my family member is the biggest star,” Lawrence shares.

Garv director, Puneet Issar ranks Salman as one of the best actors of the industry. “He is a director’s actor, opposite to the image that he carries. If he believes in a director, he is like a raw clay which you can mold the way you want. He just needs to trust the director. Very few know that the cross sign in Garv was Salman’s idea. He has a photoshop memory. He has seen me do this a couple of times and decided to include it in the film,” Puneet recalls, adding further that Garv was the starting point of Salman’s journey as an on-screen cop. Speaking about the stardom, Puneet says, “Salman means stardom. There was Mr. Bachchan, Dharmendra and now Salman Khan. Everyone identifies with him – be it a 6-year-old, 18-year-old or 60-year-old. Salman’s connection with the audience is just too high.” Vijay Galani, who produced two period films in Salman’s career – Suryavanshi and Veer – calls him a friend. “We had a one-to-one friendship. I had signed him for a film much before the release of his debut and he became a huge star right after the release of Maine Pyar Kiya. We have worked together on two films, and both of them were the biggest productions at that point of time for Salman. We continue to be good friends,” he concludes.

Taran Adarsh recalls Mr. Tarachand Barjatya’s prediction of Salman being a huge star much before the release of Maine Pyar Kiya. “After a screening of Maine Pyaar Kiya, Seth Ji (Tarachand Barjatya) had clearly told me that ‘Yeh Ladka Aur Ladki Bahut Bade Star Banenge’. He saw a spark in them. And that’s what happened. Maine Pyar Kiya rewrote all records at the box-office at that point of time, and Salman got the limelight from the first film. The film also revolutionized the sound system in India. This was the revival of cinema’s, in-fact a turning point as post Maine Pyar Kiya came Aditya Chopra, Karan Johar and Dharmesh Darshan.”

Taran signs off sharing a very personal interaction with Salman. “I had watched Dil Ne Jise Apna Kaha, directed by his brother in law, Atul Agnihotri, at a special screening. After that, Atul called me for feedback and I said that it didn’t really work for me. He passed on the phone to Salman, and I told him the same thing. And then he said something that stays with me even today. ‘Agar Yeh Picture Chal Gai, Toh Saara Credit Atul Ko Milna Chahiye. Agar Nahin Chali, Toh I will take the credit of failure.’ It’s a big thing,” he says, adding further, “People often speak about the casting choices of Salman, which even I may have pointed out at times. But the helpful nature crosses over to movies as well as he likes to bail people out – be it behind the camera or in front of it. That’s how he is

#salman khan #34 #34 years of salman khan #article

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iwillruletheuniverse · 5 months

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Mum bought Marabou - Aladdin today in a store❤️ A tradition for christmas but they are sold all year. I think I have read about it before but new flavor this year is Jordgubbskrisp // chocolate with strawberry crisp (~ I think, haven’t tried it yet) Thomas loved strawberries❤️ Always sad to see flavors go (this one replaces Kakaokrisp // chocolate with crisp) but oh I like know this one is yummy. So warming that Apelsinkanel // orange & cinnamon is still in there❤️ It was added last year and I loved it. Tussi & Rockstar both loved orange💞 I often called Lullaby Cinnamon & Cinnamon Bun❤️

#hmm #over the bridge to the other side #strawberry #orange #cinnamon

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tower-of-hana · 7 months

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The Rest of My Translation of (some of) Martial's Epigrams

I posted about a part of this translation project and got a lot of replies from sexbots which I thought was funny so here's the rest:

Keep in mind that this was a project that I did for school so please manage your expectations and be nice

2.47

Subdola famosae moneo fuge retia moechae,

Levior o conchis, Galle, Cytheriacis.

Confidis natibus? non est pedico maritus:

Quae faciat duo sunt: irrumat aut futuit. adultress

I warn you, stay away from the deceitful loose woman, flee from the notorious net of the adultress,

Smoother oh Gallus, than Venus' conch shells

Do you believe in your butt? He is not a married sodomite:

What he does are two things: he sucks or he has sex.

7.35

Inguina succinctus nigra tibi servos aluta

Stat, quotiens calidis tota foveris aquis.

Sed meus, ut de me taceam, Laecania, servos

Iudaeum nuda sub cute pondus habet,

Sed nudi tecum iuvenesque senesque lavantur.

An sola est servi mentula vera tui?

Ecquid femineos sequeris, matrona, recessus,

Secretusque tua, cunne, lavaris aqua?

Do the groins of the slaves, tucked up by black leather, become erect for you,

as often as you refreshed yourself in the water?

But my Daughter, to shut up about myself, Laecania, The slaves have the burden of the Jews under their naked skin,

but young men and old men bathe naked with you.

Or is slave dick alone your truth?

Maybe the wife attained a woman’s retreat,

And your secret, cunt: do you wash in the water?

3.87

Narrat te, Chione, rumor numquam esse fututam

Atque nihil cunno purius esse tuo.

Tecta tamen non hac, qua debes, parte lavaris:

Si pudor est, transfer subligar in faciem.

Rumor tells me, Chionos, that you will never have sex

And that nothing is purer than your vulva

However this is not the part you should hide when you bathe:

If you have any shame, move your underwear to your face

3.52

Empta domus fuerat tibi, Tongiliane, ducentis:

Abstulit hanc nimium casus in urbe frequens.

Conlatum est deciens. Rogo, non potes ipse videri

Incendisse tuam, Tongiliane, domum?

You bought this house for 200 Tongilianus:

A common accident in this city stole it from you.

You collected 10 times its value.

Was it not possible, I ask,

that you burned your own house down?

3.43

Mentiris iuvenem tinctis, Laetine, capillis,

Tam subito corvus, qui modo cycnus eras.

Non omnes fallis; scit te Proserpina canum:

Personam capiti detrahet illa tuo.

You fabricate youth with your dyed hair Laetinus,

nevertheless suddenly you are a raven, when just recently you were a swan.

Not everyone is deceived, Proserpina knows that you are gray:

She will remove the mask from your head.

5.9

Languebam: sed tu comitatus protinus ad me Venisti centum, Symmache, discipulis. Centum me tetigere manus aquilone gelatae: Non habui febrem, Symmache, nunc habeo.

I felt sick, and Symmachus, you came straight to me with 100 students.

100 hands frozen by the North Wind touched me:

I did not have a fever, Symmachus, but now I do.

3.89

Utere lactucis et mollibus utere malvis:

Nam faciem durum, Phoebe, cacantis habes.

Enjoy lettuce and soft lesser mallow-plant:

For you, Phoebus, have a constipated face.

4.87

Infantem secum semper tua Bassa, Fabulle,

Conlocat et lusus deliciasque vocat,

Et, quo mireris magis, infantaria non est.

Ergo quid in causa est? Pedere Bassa solet.

Your wife Bassa always has a child with her, Fabullus, which she calls her darling and delight,

And so that you have more reason for wonder, she is not a good mother.

Therefore why does she do it? Because she farts a lot.

6.36

Mentula tam magna est, quantus tibi, Papyle, nasus,

Ut possis, quotiens arrigis, olfacere.

Your penis and nose are so big, Papyle,

that you can smell it when you have an erection.

1.19

Si memini, fuerant tibi quattuor, Aelia, dentes:

expulit una duos tussis et una duos.

iam secura potes totis tussire diebus:

nil istic quod agat tertia tussis habet.

If I remember, you had four teeth Aelia:

One cough expelled two and another expelled two more.

Already safe, you are able to cough every day:

The third cough has no effect in this situation.

1.23

Invitas nullum nisi cum quo, Cotta, lavaris

et dant convivam balnea sola tibi

Mirabar quare numquam me, Cotta, vocasses:

iam scio me nudum displicuisse tibi.

You invite nobody except those whom you bathe with, Cotta,

And only baths give guests to you

I used to be amazed you never invited me, Cotta:

Now I know you did not like to see me naked.

2.30

Mutua viginti sestertia forte rogabam,

quae vel donanti non grave munus erat.

quippe rogabatur fidusque vetusque sodalis

et cuius laxas arca flagellat opes.

is mihi ‘dives eris, si causas egeris’ inquit.

quod peto da, Gai: non peto consilium.

By chance I asked for a loan of 20 Sestertii.

That is not even a large obligation,

As I was asking a loyal and old friend who can whip up vast wealth.

He said “you would be rich if you took cases”.

Give me what I ask for, Gaius: I did not ask for advice.

1.38

Quem recitas meus est, o Fidentine, libellus

sed male cum recitas, incipit esse tuus.

The little book which you recite from is mine, oh Fidentinus,

But when you recite it badly it begins to be yours.

1.58

Milia pro puero centum me mango poposcit:

risi ego, sed Phoebus protinus illa dedit.

hoc dolet et queritur de me mea mentula secum

laudatur meam Phoebus in invidiam.

sed sesteriolum donavit mentula Phoebo

bis decies: hoc da tu mihi, pluris emam.

A slave dealer asked me to pay 100,000 for a boy:

I smiled but Phoebus paid him immediately.

This hurt my penis and it complains to itself about me,

And Phoebus is praised, which makes me jealous.

But his penis gave a silver coin to Phoebus 20 times:

Do this for me and I will buy more.

1.83

Os et labra tibi lingit, Manneia, catellus:

non miror, merdas si libet esse cani.

The puppy licks face and lips Manneia.

I am not surprised, since your dog likes to eat shit.

2.16

Zoilus aegrotat: faciunt hanc stragula febrem.

si fuerit sanus, coccina quid facient?

quid torus a Nilo, quid Sidone tinctus olenti?

ostendit stultas quid nisi morbus opes?

Quid tibi cum medicis? dimitte Machaonas omnis.

vis fieri sanus? stragula sume mea.

Zolius is sick: the bedsheets cause his cold.

If he was healthy, how would he use his scarlet covers?

Why is his bed from the Nile, soaked with Phonetian perfumes?

What shows stupid wealth, if not sickness?

What business do you have with doctors? Send away all the doctors.

Want to get better? Borrow my bedsheets.

#linguistics #linguistic #languages #lingblr #latin language #martial #epigrams #translation

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rafecameronzwhore · 11 months

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Birthday

Don't read if ur not Ezamay

Ezamay woke up this morning confused as to why she couldn't feel those 2 pairs of familiar arms around her

After looking for her lovers all over the room

She decided to brush her teeth and hair and to get dressed to go downstairs

As she walked downstairs

The smell of chocolate pancakes filled her nose

Ezamay walked into the kitchen to see her 2 beautiful boyfriends near the stove

Childe was making pancakes

And al haitham was leaning on the counter

As soon as they saw her

Al haitham walked up to Ezamay and wrapped his arms around her

He kissed her and greeted her goodmorning

"G'morning beautiful"

"Morning" ezamay says burying her head into his chest as al haitham holds her close

Soon after she felt another pair of arms wrap around her

Ezamay immediately knew who it was and turned around to greet childe

"Morning princess" he says

"Morning" she says while she pulls childe closer to her so that she could kiss him

"Do yall remember what day it issss" ezamay said with the biggest smile possible on her face

"Its Saturday, why?" Al haitham replied

"Oh" ezamays smile dropped

The boys were about to ask what happened but then ezamays phone started ringing

Ezamay walked over to her phone and answered it

"HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY BESTIEEEEEE I LOVE YOU SMMMM" screamed her bestie aka me

Ezamay couldn't be more relived that someone remembered

Time skip

Ezamay and radiyah went shopping and etc

Before going home radiyah suggested to go to the beach and that's what they did

As they walked onto the beach talking

Ezamay felt her heart race and her eyes tear when she saw what was in front of her

[What was in front of Ezamay, chose the pic bc my bestie deserves the best and only the bestests of best!]

She saw childe and al haitham holding bouquets of flowers

[The 💐's bc once again my bestie deserve the bestests of best]

They both looked nervous and so was I

I looked to my side and Radiyah hugged me and said

"Happy birthday, I hope u name the childe [pun intended] after me!" she screamed as she ran away

Ezamay couldn't hold the blush that crept onto her face

[😉 😏]

And then walked over to the boys who looked like they were about to pass out because of how nervous they are

Ezamay kissed both boys and saw how they seemed to relax a bit

"Happy birthday bAbYgIrL" both of them said

"Thank you bABybOys"

Both the boys took ezamays hands and led her over to the picnic date they had set out

And ezamay couldn't control how hard she was smiling

[Ezamay ^^^^]

They sat her down and started eating

After eating the boys started giving her gifts

[One of the many gifts ezamay got 😉]

After ezamay opened all her gifts

She noticed that the Boyd were nervous again

So she pulled them both close to her

"What happened?" She had asked

Both boys took a step back from her leaving ezamay confused

Then they both grapped one of ezamays hands

"Ezamay Aviu you are the besti thing that has happened to us-" [al haitham]

"We can never imagine our lives without you, the thought alone of not being with you is something we despise-" [childe]

"We love you-" [al haitham]

"With everything we have-" [childe]

Soon they were both on there knees and with a velvet box in both of there hands

Ezamay couldn't help but tear up

"Ezamay aviu will you marry us" [both]

[HELP ME IM CRYING WRITING THIS NO CAP SEND TUSSIES]

"YES YES YES YES" ezamay screamed more then happy

With tears in her eyes

Both boys slid a ring on each of her hands and then picked Ezamay up and twirled her around

All of a sudden they heard

"YEAHHH WAHOOOOO" and they all turned around to see that radiyah recorded it all

They all laughed it off

"You know what's funny" childe said

Ezamay gave a confused looked

"She threatened us before all this and said that she'll make sure that we can never have babies if we break your heart" al haitham added on

Ezamay couldn't help but laugh

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HEY BESTIE

I hope you liked it sorry if you didn't or if it came out as cringe but I really wanted to get this done since it's your birthday and I felt bad that I can't come with yall to the night market.

Ezamay I know this year hasn't been the best but I want you to know that I truly love you and that I am so proud of how far you have come since we first met, I remember that you used to be so shy and you didn't like to put your hand up to answer questions but now you do and I am so incredibly proud of you for that.

I really value our friendship and I admire how no matter how many times we fight we always figure it out in the end.

I love you so incredibly much ezamay that words nor numbers can describe.

I wish you the happiest of birthdays my beautiful, drop dead gorgeous [and all other words that mean pretty] bestie.

HAPPY 13TH OMGOMGOGM MY DAUGHTERS GROWING UP 😭

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL GRINCH

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filmishine · 1 year

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Satish Kaushik Once Recalled Salman Khan Rejecting ‘Tere Naam’ Saying The Character Gives A ‘Wrong Message’ & Added, “Kabir Singh Was An Adapted Copy Of The Flick”

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dogshit-enchantment · 1 year

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If you were to add the suffussy (adding -ussy to the end of a word, potentially chopping off unnecessary parts to make it sound better),

#this has been an ongoing debate between me and my roommates #chose wisely #steven has polls and its everyone elses problem

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vintagevamp876 · 1 year

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Tussy Makeup "Mustang To Match" sweepstakes ad 1967

#60s fashion #60s aesthetic #mod makeup #1960s model #ford mustang #tussy cosmetics #matching mustang and lipstick #1967 makeup look

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caughtinanotherworld · 1 year

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Die Sorgen der Stalker: 6+6+6= 2021

Jeder kann irgendwas sagen, weil es so erzählt wurde, z.B. (🙇🏻‍♀️…)

↪️ Es war an einem unschuldigen, grundlosen Sommertag als ich mit meiner rechten Hand in der Hose vor fremden Männerfenstern stand und Paulina mich anrief, weil Robin ihr stalking aufgedeckt hatte. Robin war mein Lieblingsnachbar, aber die Auswahl war auch scheiße. Ich fand ihn immer interessant, ich hab immer alles abgespeichert was ich gehört habe. Und dann hat Martina mal was gezeigt, ich habe was gehört, hab einfach per aspera ad astra tumblr eingegeben und seinen (normalen) Blog gefunden. Mit Bild, hatte es nicht erwartet, er auch nicht. Er hat es dann wieder sofort rausgenommen. Da habe ich dann von reblogged posts rausgefunden, dass er depressiv ist und eine Angststörung hat. Ziemlich depressiv, manchmal mehr, manchmal weniger, auch wenn er richtig tussig aussieht und absolut keinen Grund hatte. Und dieses mal war es kein Onlinetest. Das habe ich mir für später abgespeichert. ✔️Er wollte, dass ich mir Sorgen mache. Und Martina hat es mir mal erzählt, Robin hat nicht erwartet, dass Martina das erzählt. Er hatte private Sachen mit unschönen Erinnerungen auch nicht weitererzählt. Robin war panisch und verwirrt, denn Paulina und Mortzia hatten ihn durch sein Fenster beobachtet und es ist ihm nun endlich aufgefallen. Ich habe es auch immer gemacht, aber er wusste es nicht. Paulina hat immer indirekt im Kopf mit ihm gesprochen, nachts vorm schlafen, hinter dem Supermarkt Regal, morgens auf dem Hügel. Paulina war der Meinung Robin lebe eine Doppelleben und bräuchte jemanden, der ihm hilft. Da er sanft und lieb ist, gutmütig und jungfräulich. Aber man hätte sich ja gegenseitig helfen können. Da waren Binden, kein anwesender Mann, aber leider hetero. Paulina hat angenommen, dass Robin eine arrogante, reiche Tussi ist, die nie grüßt. Doch er war einfach schüchtern und kommt aus ganzen einfachen Marzahner Plattenbauverhältnissen. Aber ihm haben Paulinas Kaufvorschläge im Supermarkt nie gefallen, „er sollte das kaufen, das ist hier billiger, nimmt das teuerste, weil Leute zugucken, er hält eine Fassade aufrecht, kauft zu viel online, er kann sich das nicht leisten, hey du hast kein Geld“, Robin war sehr verwirrt. Er war da eh schon in einem Tief und Paulina hatte ihn noch durch das Fenster vorher noch angeboten, ihm Essen zu holen, da sie durch das Fenster und Folien und Kühlschranklicht gesehen hatte, dass es leer war. Und er wurde doch immer dünner und sah kränklich aus. Wir wollten ihn noch zwanghaft kennenlernen, aber er war nie interessiert, offensichtlich zu schüchtern. Nach ein paar komischen Austauschen und Spannermomenten ist er dann in Panik und Unwohlsein gerannt. Nach Marzahn. Aber da haben Mortzia und Paulina schon gewartet. Paulina hatte sich arg Sorgen gemacht, dass sich Robin in Verzweiflung und Geldnot prostituiert. (-> noch mehr komische Momente) Ich wurde nach Marzahn gerufen, um als Nachbarin zu beschwichtigen, aber er wollte es nie wahrhaben. Und als ich endlich mal in Marzahn ankam, hat Mortzia mir dann erstmal alles über die Familie erzählt, jeder Schnipsel der gehört wurde. Mental wurde immer zusammen am gleichen Tisch beisammen gesessen und geredet, manchmal auch durch mehrere Wände. Da ist er grundlos ausgerastet und hat an seinem Verstand gezweifelt. Dann haben wir so getan als ob wir gegangen sind, kamen in Sorge wieder und so haben unsere Psychospielchen angefangen. Als alle wieder zusammenkamen, mussten Paulina und ich es erst einmal verkünden. Ja, die zweite Identität wurde aufgedeckt. Wir haben nie miteinander geredet, aber wir wussten so viel über ihn. Und den Rest haben wir uns gegenseitig aus dem Arsch gezogen. Und dann ist Robin durch den Wald gerannt und hat gesagt, dass er sich umbringt. Aber davor hat er mit sich selbst geredet und bei mir geklopft, um Sachen zu klären bevor sie eskalieren, hab es natürlich ignoriert. Er hat sogar extra auf diesem Blogding geschrieben, weil er nicht wusste wie ich heiße, da er Paulina als zu verrückt eingestuft hatte, aber ich bin viel schlimmer. Hab es auch ignoriert. Was soll man sagen? Dann ist es eskaliert.

Ich glaube Robin war einfach sehr sensibel und verrückt, sehr dünne Haut. War wohl die Plattenbauerziehung. Über seine Familie hatten wir so viel zu sagen. Wir haben nur unschuldig gelästert, zwischendurch mussten wir uns aus Geilheit Sabber und andere Sachen wegwischen, aber es ist nichts passiert. Er hat nichts gesagt, dabei dachten wir immer er ist über zickig. Dann ist er voll feige gegangen und dachte er hat kurz Ruhe, aber wir haben immer weitergemacht und sind ihm gefolgt, weil er Aufmerksamkeit wollte. Alle sind meinem Büchlein gefolgt, ich wusste schon wie wir aus der Sache wieder rauskommen, aber Robin hat nie kooperiert. Lüge über Lüge, dann hatte ich keinen Überblick mehr. Tja, Robin ist kurz danach in eine Psychiatrie gegangen, um für Schizophrenie behandelt zu werden. Der, der da im Laden stand war sein böser Klon, er selber war zu labil und fassungslos. Er wurde aus dem Wohnheim geworfen, da er die Miete nicht zahlen konnte. Seine Kinder wurden ihm früher weggenommen. Er war zu dem Zeitpunkt schon seit etlichen Semestern exmatrikuliert. Und hat immer Reichtum simuliert, eigentlich ist er arbeitslos und hat in Thilo Wland auf Knien immer nach Männern gesucht. Der hat einfach weiter so getan als ob er normal ist, aber insgeheim wussten Paulina und ich, dass er mental ein bisschen zurückgeblieben ist, kenne ich aus meinem Freundeskreis. Die haben auch immer zu mir hochgeguckt, wegen meinem gutbürgerlichen Familienhintergrund. Da konnte Robin und seine shady Migrantenfamilie nie mithalten. Wenn man genug gutbürgerliche Krümel auslegt, fressen es manche wirklich und erzählen es dann freudig weiter. Ja zwischendurch kam was von so einem Typen der denkt er ist Anwalt, haben gesagt, es war nur Paul. Dann hab ich mich creepy überall hingeschlichen, gelauscht 👂🏼 und dann so getan als Leute mir alles über ihn erzählt haben, weil ich so populär bin. Mussten ihn schlecht reden, bevor er uns schlecht redet, aber dann war es überall. Dabei waren wir gerade dabei Spaß mit seinem Kopf zu haben als Leute angefangen haben unser Verhalten zu hinterfragen. Weil wir uns nicht wirklich kannten, Robins Leben ging uns eigentlich nichts an, aber Paulina hat gesagt wir sollen ihn retten. Wir konnten da noch nicht weiterreden, aber Rabies Johanita und ihre Freundinnen konnten es tun, genau wie unsere ⚡️Braunhaarigen Bratzen⚡️. Und ohne Walking Wikipedia, Marcel Mak & co wäre es nicht möglich gewesen. Dann kam wieder was vom Anwalt, aber die Bitch kam nicht zum Campus, also wahrscheinlich weil er exmatrikuliert wurde und wiR rEchT hAtten. Ich hab richtig hungrige Köter mit immer mehr Krümeln gefüttert, die von meinem Kripo Daddy gestützt wurden. Paul + ist wahrscheinlich schizophren, aber ich war einfach missverstanden und wurde von meiner Gutmütigkeit auf den falschen Weg gebracht. Und jetzt hocke ich manchmal bei seinen Nachbarn im Garten oder vor seinem Haus im Busch und höre was er sagt, dichte und erzähle es weiter oder trigger ihn. Dann sage ich immer er ist unzurechnungsfähig, wir spielen ein Spiel und es ist immer das gleiche Spiel. Und irgendwann decke ich all seine LüGEn auf, die mein LebEn grundlos ruiniert haben. Und wenn man bei ihm nichts findet, beobachtet man einfach seine Familie, vielleicht findet man da was. Wenn nicht selber, dann durch andere oder Naziköter. Wenn du ihn so nicht triffst, dann vielleicht durch Familie. Man könnte ja eventuell Angst einflößen, damit Robin aufhört seine wirren Gedanken auf dem Blog zu äußern. Einer könnte seine schreibende Hand brechen, einer könnte ihn ausrauben, einer könnte ihn zusammenschlagen, sein Handy mit dem bösen Blog klauen und löschen. Seiner Familie könnte was passieren, jemand könnte seinen Drogenring für die Clans aufdecken. Oder das Bordell seines Vaters mit all seinen Vorlieben.

Robin simuliert immer und lügt, über Depressionen hat er mal einen Podcast gehört, jetzt versucht er immer traurig zu gucken. Und Aufmerksamkeit ist das was er am meisten braucht. Dumm ist er auch, sein Abi hat er nie geschafft. Abi hat er vom bösen Klon Bettrand geklaut und es war nur ein Marzahner Gymnasium. Hätte es mal auf der Straße beim koksen oder auf dem Strich machen sollen wie meine Freunde. Und kein Lehramt, einer muss ihn steinigen. Dann arbeitet er nebenbei normal, aber ich sage er harzt, das kommt besser. Dabei war sein sensibler Kopf etwas länger wegen uns abgefuckt, Seminare waren nicht wirklich möglich. Jetzt tut er als ob nichts passiert ist, aber eigentlich war das sein Weg zum Uni fame. Aber als ich ihn gestern beobachtet habe oder beobachtet lassen habe, hat manches mit den Sachen in meinem Kopf nicht übereingestimmt. Er lüGt.

Wenn man wegen dieser Sache richtig unzurechnungsfähig und paranoid ist, bringt man sich um. Vielleicht ist man dann zu sensibel, ich dachte es war Spaß? Das war der eigentliche Plan, aber der ist nie aufgegangen. Und alles was jetzt schief läuft, ist offensichtlich die Schuld von verrückten, minderbemittelten Schlitzaugen. Einer hätte die abschieben sollen als sie die Chance hatten. Jetzt liegt sie immer halbnackt auf dem Boden des Ladens oder auf dem Tresen mit breit gespreizten Beinen und wartet auf den reichsten Kunden. Oder beugt sich brav rüber wie Robin, er nimmt alles.

#Ich wünschte es wäre ausgedacht #Ich schwöre vorher war ich semi normal #Das ist eine Saftkur für meinen Kopf

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