#WHILE BEING SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM

[kamiko1234]

Crack AU where the entirety of Detroit : Become Human is just the plot of an afternoon playdate between the human child versions of Markus, Alice and Connor. The reason for why they have three diffrent plots is because they couldn't agree on what exactly to play. Kara INSISTED that she wanted to play something with her new doll, Alice. Connor being an overexcited 6 y/o just wanted to be a cool robot detective who's like super smart and super strong and looks really, really cool. Only god knows what had Markus deciding on what his character should be. Since they are only three kids they decided the most logical option is just playing each of what they wanted and switching between eachother. And taking the side (read : uninteresting) roles in the stories of the other. The only person involved in this madness that isn't switching characters like switching clothes is Connor's grandpa chaperoning the playdate, Hank. The reason for why he freaks out everytime Connor in dbh dies is because he just grows increasingly worried about his grandon's apparent love for dying (and the plot of this playdate in general)

#that's why the civil rights allegory is so shit btw #it's just a bunch of 6 year olds #no but fr #what the heck is that story ???? #Hank's pretty sure he didn't do these sorta play pretends as a kid #WHY IS HIS CHARACTER AN ALCOHOLIC !? #AND SUICIDAL !? #HOW DO THESE KIDS KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE !? #I mean it's true that he enjoys a nice drink after a taxing day #BUT NOT TO THIS EXTEND CONNOR #Cole would litteraly have his head #and he doesn't even want to think about what my wife and daughter-in-law would do to him if he drank infront of CHILDREN #WHILE BEING SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM #Why did Hank even get these kids dumped on him ? #(it's revenge for that one time he got Connor one of those light up and bubble blowing cars that also play music) #Cole had to make it “mysteriously” vanish for the sake of the sanity of the household #connor rk800 #dbh hank anderson #detroit become human #markus rk200 #dbh markus #kara ax400 #dbh kara #grandpa Hank #dbh

[joseigamer]

Persona 2: Homophobia Simulator (2011)

Bonus:

#persona #persona 2 #p2 #tatsujun #tatsuya suou #jun kurosu #p2is #75% of all the demons in persona 2 are homophobic. LMAO #jack frost being homophobic is really funny to me like of course atlus's mascot is #yaoi #<- sorry. tagging purposes #while tatsujun/p2 has its flaws i think its very bold of them to give jun and tatsuya a chance to defend themselves in 1999 #(the dialogue is the same presumably) #the thing abt p4 i just couldnt stand is how its all supposed to be so funny even the player's self insert is fine with it. #also there kind of is something inherently funny about a demon saying ''so this is the modern day of sodom...'' LMAO #Lich is an ally. #Rasputin hates all human life equally #the video source link contains every demon's reaction to tatsujun's contact - though i recommend watching it on mute or at 2 times speed #(its somewhat repetitive but a good resource and provided clean footage) #games

[grinchwrapsupreme]

book runs based on tv shows are usually mediocre at best, like star trek, torchwood, doctor who, etc etc, but i would give anything to get a book run of the BBC Ghosts hotel i need to know what shenanigans those guys get up to in there

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #six idiots #i think a hotel would be so fun for them #like enrichment #absolutely nothing that happens in there matters in the slightest but they all care so much about everything so really #the weight of any hypothetical plot does not matter #a short story series for example would be great #give me 5 pages of the captain deriding robin about the mouse family he follows and then stalking off to go watch his ants #give me 20 pages of fanny and julian watching something unsavoury going down in one of the rooms only to discover they were wrong #and actually what's happening is totally innocent #give me 15 pages of julian battling for TV remote control with a guest who can't figure out why the remote is malfunctioning #give me fanny accidentally getting in a teenager's selfie and the teen facetiming with her friends about the haunted room she's stuck in #while her parents are on this dumb golf trip #and kitty is jealous that fanny is getting all the attention because this is supposed to be girls night with the teens she's decided #captain and julian watching golfers out on the green #thomas cooing over a blossoming romance and subsequent breakup like its his new personal soap opera #pat sitting in on games out on the lawn and getting way too into it prompting julian to start making bets with him on lawn darts #fanny snooping in guests' luggage and being scandalized by perfectly normal things she considers risque #give a book deal to ben and larry they'd have a ball with it i just know it

[icewindandboringhorror]

I have found a beautiful perfect humble rock specimen that is light yellow with a weird dark yellowy brown lining, somewhat resembling a chunk of smoked gouda cheese... effervescent

#I am still very into trash collecting at the moment and even went out and got one of those grabby sticks for cheap and a little #bucket I can carry around and put trash in. so I am going on walks in nature a bit more (not really to enjoy nature but more to play the #very fun Real Life Hidden Object Point And Click Game that is 'hunt for bottle caps and cans' .. but eh.. whatever gets me out of the #house lol).. anyway.. some nature places near water will have cool rocks #Which I know you're not supposed to take them and I MOSTLY dont.. but every once in a while it's like... when else will I ever find a #gouda rock... I have cleaned up 4 buckets of trash today.. I have helped the environment.. mayhaps.. i could take a One Single Rocke as a #treate... ANYWAY. but yeah. I don't know the names of rocks but there's a rock that's a matte muted marigold yellow sort of #color and I call them 'cheese rock'. I'm pretty sure this one is of the 'cheese rock' species but it just has weird brown coloration #like maybe it got stained or something on one side of it. Most of the other cheese rocks have no markings. though sometimes there will be a #auburn reddish sort of hue on a corner or something.. hrmm.. curious. I also got a Beginner's Hobby rock tumbler and some supplies #so I might try polishing some of the rocks from my enormous rock collection. even though they're all street rocks I picked up from sidewalk #and stuff. I saw a video where someone put random gravel and stuff in a rock tumbler and none of them were Stunning Gems or whatver #but some still turned out cool enough that I would be pleased with the result... OUgh.. I want to post more I need to like do costumes and #sculptures and stuff and be Active On Social Media and think about my Future and Career and how it always benefits artists to keep an #active social media or etc. but I just feel so tired and bad lately. I think the summer heat waves have really exhausted me. I also have #been trying to make new friends + on a weird schedule so I've been socializing and also watching media too much. I notice I always start #to feel this kind of unsettled stress of not making any forward progress in my life if I do that for too long. like 'Okay this week I've #done nothing but meet up with two friends & watch like 10 episodes of tv and only worked on a few projects on the side.. this is HORRIBLE!' #(ppl who follow me here that I talk to on discord: this isn't about you! Im specifically just referencing being tired of introductory talks #with a new round of random strangers during my Friend Hunt. Just clarifying so it couldn't be misinterpreted as vaguepost implying that I'm #secretly bothered by talking to you or etc. lol.. anyway) . Which I know to MOST people 'I talked to a lot of friends and watched some cool #stuff!' sounds like a GOOD relaxing time but.. to me it is not ghhj.. Those are 'external' focuses on things outside myself which bothers #me if not moderated. Like.. i MUST retreat internally to work on my worldbuilding and my own thoughts and etc. at very regular intervals or #it will really start to bear on me too much. Brain Mandated Hermit Isolation lol. Just being too detached from my world and stuff for #too long feels increasingly bad. PLUS. every day I don't make tangible progress towards my goals is a day wasted that I could have been #investing in my future by working on novels/games/sculptures/actual career relevant stuff. Not even in a Capitalism way i just genuinely #enjoy Completing Tasks & feel miserable if I don't for too long. EVEN the media I'm watching I turn into A Task since I rank in a detailed #google doc list after viewing lol.. Like EW movie too boring on it's own. NEED to turn it into something I can categorize and analyze ghghj #LOVE to make things more complicated than they need to be. like YAAAY organizational tasks! yaay meticulous sorting!! BOO ''mindless fun''!

[seyaryminamoto]

It has been a day, and I just couldn't get anything else done while in the moodiest mood I could be.

Sooo... they're the best recipe I know to cure my heart from misery. I'd done this sketchdump a while ago, figured I'd spend my day working on this rather than everything else, and I'd say it helped if just a bit. Dropping it here even if it's not that great because, who knows, maybe someone else needs a dose of domestic Sokkla being happy dorks together in these trying times.

#sokkla #sokka #azula #rei #gladiator #any takes are valid I suppose #but #left-most is probably just them going to bed - their hair would be messier otherwise #top-most is a science discussion between the three cleverest people #though Azula is happy to sit back and watch the other two discuss science #makes her very happy #right-most is just my trolling need for Azula groping Sokka's arm muscles #he is so proud and thriving in the attention #pair of dorks I swear #bottom-most is hairdresser Sokka being his lovely self #while Azula tells him about whatever stuff she has to do that day #or so #yes this is what sustains me #when all else fails I come back to these two and they fuel me all over again #<3 <3 <3

[sskk-manifesto]

Osamu Dazai and the Depressing Era

#I have so many thoughts through my mind these days I was barely able to focus on the episode. I kept zoning out #I made barely any post #Okay some thoughts. The thing that really hit me since the first time watching b/sd... Is the– #“I don't kill people because I want to write about lives” “I start doing good because my friend asked me to” #Like I get grey morals and everything but also. Sorry for being so simplistic but I think everyone should do good / not kill people– #because killing people is bad lol. No because of other personal reasons #I really *really* feel b/sd ultimately has a very nihilistic approach to life. #And that when Oda said “You won't find a reason to live whether side you're on. Both sides are the same.” it's not Oda-character talking– #but it's really the author expressing their own worldview through the one character that's the most distinguished #They really think there's no difference between good and bad in their little nihilistic world. #Which is something I personally don't agree with. #“It is a given that everything that is worth wanting will be lost the moment I obtain it” #......... No it's not you just need to go to the shore and listen to the waves crush and the seagulls squeal dude. It's going to be okay. #That's why it's so easy to portray Dazai as perfect and flawless for the author btw. #Because nothing he ever did in the pm was wrong if “good” and “bad” don't mean anything to begin with. #And this is coming from a deeply relativist person. But I believe even grey morals have a limit. #Thus my general disagreement with most b/sd themes #I don't know why I went off this tangent btw I didn't intend to. #I suppose it bears repeating once in a while where I stand compared to the b/sd themes and my personal interpretation of them #(Even though I acknowledge most people don't agree with such interpretation... ) #There were other things regarding the episode I needed to say but I forgot... #One of them was that season 2 Dark Era proves that even amv openings can actually be good if you put enough budget in them #Which makes me even more pissed at the season 3 / season 5 ops #random rambles

[reignbowarbiter]

take pen15 off of tiktok rn bc ppl dont get it

#cheese *blush* #theyre all hating on maya for being a ‘bad friend’ THEY WERE LITERALLY KIDS😭😭😭 ITS SUPPOSE TO BE THEM BEING KIDS.!!!! OF COURSE #BOTH GIRLS ARE GOING TO BE ANNOYING AND MEAN TO EACHOTHER SOMETIMES😭😭 #and u can always tell when ppl didnt watch it bc maya HAD been a good friend to ana multiple times but they both made mistakes #and accidentally hurt eachother😭 also ppl saying ‘mayas the type to do xyz’ and its something so horrible like thats a real person😭 #the whole show is based off of them like why r u saying maya woukd fucking suibait someone THATS A REAL HUMAN.!!!!!!! #also i hate how they make fun of how the girls look like obviously they have makeup on and stuff but they really do look like that irl😭 #its especially bad with maya cus everyone thinks shes ugly and hates on her 10x more than ana like just admit ur racist… #also its so ironic how there was an entire episode in the show where everyone was talking about how ume was so cute and maya felt bad #bc she was also asian and no one was saying that to her and literally everyone is bashing how she looks in the comments #while talking about how attractive shuji is in the same breath like guys . hello #i could talk endlessly ab pen15.. literally one of my fav shows and it makes me so sad to see ppl who havent even seen it say they hate #both maya and ana:(

[youremyonlyhope]

Weird intense sertraline dreams are super real side effect.

#zoloft #sertraline #i just took a nap from like 9pm-ish to 11pm #i had a dream with a whole bunch of youtubers in it and i have no clue why #i think i made up like half of them just from names i've heard while others were people i either still watch or just used to watch #and there were LEVELS to this dream that i didn't even fully realize until like 30 minutes after waking up #like one youtuber was being called by another name yet they still had drama with another who was there #and it took me remembering the dream to realize that that drama was somewhat real but the different name made me not notice at first #it was WEIRD. also at one point i was living in like a campus or something but there were different climates like every 20 feet #like snow but also multiple pools and a weird like rollercoaster but you walk/slide in it... this is vaguely still coming back to me #also a weird sauna i was in then someone helped me out of it #and LITERALLY as if i was playing the sims i felt my consciousness almost like press buttons to change the POV #and the 'camera' left my eyes and moved to the outside of the sauna so i watched the person carry my sleeping body out #and i'm just NOW remembering that part and being like... what... i mean i literally intentionally changed the camera controls of my dream #guys i am hennaing my hair i was supposed to rinse it out at like 10:30ish but slept through that so i've had it in for an extra hour #which is fine. i like the more intense color. but i've been slowly remembering bits and pieces of this dream #for the last 45 minutes and it's so weird i need to somewhat document it #because it was like 4 different plotlines and the youtuber one was only one of them and the campus thing was another #oh my god i just remembered clark baxtresser from starkid was in the campus part and he was singing and i was like chasing him #through the rollercoaster (or maybe just sliding behind him?) and singing along and i think i dreamt that part due to VHS Christmas Carol #that JUST came back to me. that was such a weird aspect. i think i thought it was weird even in the moment. #i haven't remembered most of the weird sertraline dreams so i'm glad i put down bits of this one

[nordic-language-love]

Can someone please tell me the benefits of giving kids smartphones

#i have 9 y/os in my classes that have smartphones and i do not understand why they would need one #they do not need internet access while they're out and about ffs #just get them a nokia 3310 so they can get in touch if something goes wrong #i stg kids aren't being encouraged to have hobbies these days #whenever i ask them what their hobbies are at least half the class say 'watch youtube' #and i'm like okay but what kind of youtube videos do you watch #bc i watch youtube videos about languages or history or books or star trek or travel or. y'know. my interests?? #so surely you have to have in interest to start with before you watch youtube videos?? #i'm so confused #if it's not 'watch youtube' it's 'play game' #which i suppose isn't really a problem but idk it strikes me as a little sad when it's their *only* hobby #creative hobbies that have a tangible impact and/or an active hobby that benefits your body feels so important to me #anyway i definitely sound like a crotchety old lady shaking my head saying 'kids these days' lmao

[13eyond13]

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#One of the scenes from that dumb Fahrenheit 451 book that I can't stop thinking about btw #The guy's wife has a few of her housewife friends over to watch a fave show with her #He comes in the room shuts the show off and forces them all to make small talk with him while inwardly being like 'WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS' #especially when one of the women said she decided to have C sections when she gave birth because she didn't want to experience immense pain #(which is supposed to help prove what a perverted godless unnatural lazy idiot she's become because of tv or whatever I guess?) #And then he yells at them all and calls them monsters and forces them to listen to him recite a random poem #like even in a universe where books are not illegal can you even imagine hahaha #The immense awkwardness and snobbery of him my god like let the ladies enjoy a golldang TV show and have a c section #It just is like the most r/iamverysmart thing ever and no offense but I thought the poem kinda sucked #I almost want to write a fanfic from his wife's pov because I feel like it could be very funny to see the protagonist #From her pov instead #p

[mwagneto]

I haven't talked to any of my irls since friday and they're all worriedly texting me but like what the fuck am i supposed to say. "sorry i am literally unable to talk to anyone who doesn't know just how deeply mentally ill i am and also i thought so hard about fictional gay people i forgot how to speak hungarian. dont worry this wont last long, probably only 2-3 business years and then i'll be normal except of course season 3 will be coming out by then so it's all gonna start over. see you!"

#I've barely moved from my bed since then let alone made any social contact how the fuck am i supposed to #communicate with anyone i met offline in the past year😭😭😭 #i can literally only talk to my tumblr mutuals coz im genuinely too mentally ill to make myself palatable to normal ppl rn #that is a compliment @ my tumblr mutuals dw. but like mannnn i legit feel bad for my irls but at #the same time wtf am i supposed to do be normal? no can do unfortunately i live like this now #it was easier during rm coz the only ppl i talked to were 2 online friends and 2 irls one of #whom watched the movie with me in cinemas like 20 times we were both crazy #now I'm talking to like 40 ppl at the same time and im supposed to keep that up while not #being able to think about anything other than my hyperfix for more than 5 seconds? please 💀💀💀💀 #i miss them but it's summer rn i need to dissociate and be alone and also eat my computer screen. yknow how it is #barking

[kasumingo]

katara managed to break apart a huge ball of ice out of nowhere despite not being able to lift a cup of water five minutes before that...

#atla #natla #i'm not watching any more this is painful #it's not like her outrage was there for a reason #establishing the powers as emotion based and showcasing katara's anger as her main bottled up driving force #modern shows want to move the audience and develop characters but don't do any kind of effort that actually makes them rewarding #you cannot just go 'okay you're supposed to see where are they coming from and bond with them' by nothing but exposition and things happenin #i'm so tired of series that force me to care about them while doing none of the heavy lifting #tired of being forced to get attached to the characters in the span of a couple of episodes #this type of storytelling will never work #we're being served baby food over and over again

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Fun Thing About Having ADHD Is When Functioning People Start Going On A Batshit Insane Tangent Around Me.

Like The Mate Can Be Full On Switching Topics Like A Veteran Channel Surfer, And I Know They're Expecting Me To Stop Them, Slow Them Down And Be The Voice Of Reason And Keep The Conversation On Topic Or Some Stupid Shit Like That.

But What These People Never Account For Is That I Am A Long Term Resident Of Topic Turfing™, I've Been Out Here In Random Info Ocean With Nothing But A Doughnut Pool Ring Floaty Just Vibin For Years.

So I Just Nod And Urge Them To Keep Going With An Encouraging "Of Course, Continue Continue!" Or "Yeah? What Else?" And I Get To Watch An Interesting Look Come Across Their Face As They Realize That They're In The Middle Of An Ocean And They Paddled Their Little Kayak Up To The Idiot Armed With A Pool Ring Floaty Looking For Sane Coherent Conversation.

#TLDR: I like enabling people to talk about random bullshit at length then watch them look confused when they realize what ive been doin #plus im not very good at small talk so i get to sit back listen and vibe #while homie is getting possessed by a previous life as a rather passionate professor in a lecture hall #bonus points if later it turns out they were a brand of undiagnosed at the time AD(H)D =} #anywho apparently people dont clock onto me being adhd immediately and once they've figured it out its too late =} #captain's posts #oh dear long post i suppose my bad...

[theinfinitedivides]

having Billu (2009) thoughts... while also having Jodhaa Akbar (2008) thoughts... i need to go lie down

#film: billu #film: jodhaa akbar #billu #billu barber #jodhaa akbar #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #local gay writes fanfic.txt #these two films have literally nothing to do with each other except that they're a year or so apart and i am feral for them #there are two unfinished snippets sitting in my drafts at the moment. both of them are looking like i have bitten off #more than i can f*cking chew but if i am being assaulted on both sides with tenderness (read: my brain spitting out the imagery #of Jalal sleeping in Jodhaa's room and her just watching him/Sahir resting his head on Billu's knee on one of his visits #while Bindiya also watches from the kitchen and all the polyam warning bells go off) #what else am i supposed to do with that. you tell me #worst time to be losing my sh*t over these ships considering the fact that i was throwing up yesterday bc of cramps (oh the joys #of having a uterus) but #pry my 'food = love/love is found in the kitchen' parallels from my cold dead hands i dare you

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

How Touya pictures you as a villain as Hex: Aww, I don't really know how to fight! I don't even like it, it's not my thing. I just wanna be support! It's dangerous for me to be on the field. Do you really think I could do it? Would you help train me me, Touya? 👉🏽👈🏽 Then we can be a team together! UwU

How you actually were as Siren, stalking your targets down the halls covered in blood from wheels to wrist: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do~ I'm half-crazy all for the love of you...~ =)

#hex!fic #this discrepancy is mostly because he only knows you as the ex-villain civilian who he literally watched have a panic attack over blood #and I address that #like he hears you SAY you were a villain once and obviously stalks your information and finds the incredibly gorey scenes you'd leave #because you were fucking crazy #but it does not compute in his head and he chalks the majority of the violence up to your sibling(s) influence #because as violent as you were the rest of your family is WORSE and that is true #which fun fact!!!!!!!!!! Is why he erases them in the fantasy!!!!!!! #You're not really Like That you're just a poor victim of circumstance and bad family influences!!!!!!!! #just like him!!!!!!!!!!! #and honestly the more I think about it the more I feel like touya might've liked you less if he knew that right away #which is SUPER funny cause I hc that if it was in any other direction #like if he met you as a villain while he was a villain #or you were a villain and he was a hero #he would be all over you #but now he has such an innocent almost victim perception of you that it would take him awhile to wrestle with the opposite being true #very meme voice: wait. you were a villain on purpose? like cause you wanted to? #between the inferiority complex and his unacknowledged misogyny I especially feel like it would bug him that you are SUCH a better villain #like efficiency wise #like you were literally RAISED in this in the ways he was supposed to be raised in heroism #like self-taught vs traditionally trained type shit #and I think it would bother the hell outta him #you don't even have a quirk but you have a bigger body count than him #what do you MEAN #I hope I get a chance to write that internal struggle it would make good relationship drama

[the-yearning-astronaut]

Anyone else find themselves dismissing their current elevated pain levels purely because they remember what it felt like to have even worse pain and because it's not THAT high it's not actually THAT bad?

Like. Using my pain chart I know I'm bouncing between a 7 and an 8 today. But because I remember how bad it feels to be at a 9 or 10, my brain keeps telling me to suck it up and that I'm over exaggerating or whatever.

#chronic pain #fibro #fibromyalgia #this is why i keep my pain chart on my phone #because otherwise it's really hard for me to be objective about my pain levels and im always underestimating them #before i looked at the chart i would have clocked my pain at a 4 or maybe 5 #but a 4 is moderate pain im constantly aware of but doesn't affect most activities #and a 5 is distracting and always on my mind but only limits some activities #a 7 is unmanageable and the pain is constant and limits most activities #while an 8 is intense and makes focusing difficult because its all you can think about #and i was thinking oh its not that bad quit being a baby and stop thinking about calling out of work tomorrow #but ive been sitting on the couch for 3hrs and any time i shift i hurt and wince and im not even doing anything #not watching tv or crocheting or drawing despite bringing up my tablet or anything else #because all i can think of doing if anything is sleeping again #i need to be working but i cant even remember what im supposed to be working ON right now #fox isn't doing well #fox is in pain