#Why today stinks

[pointless-letters]

REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 33,596: “Beards.”

#Daily Mail #Remember when #BEARDS #That most recent of modern scourges #Facial hair #Never used to have that #Men #Clean shaven #Why today stinks #Britain #Totally ruined

[lottieurl]

i'm well aware there are single parents out there working full time but i think working full time and living alone with my dog is about to put me in a psychward

#why cant i handle what other people seem to handle effortlessly lmao #im so fucking exhausted and burnt-out i need demonic possession to save me or smth #like please @ random demon you will do a better job for sure #idk its like. my dog is now spending so much time alone when im at home that i feel really guilty #if i wanna go out or do anything that doesnt involve her #i have no damn time and energy #i might spend half a free day cleaning but its all a mess anyway #and then i will come back home like today just exhausted after 5 days of work in a row #and i just wanna take her for a walk and get myself smth to eat and chill a little #and i find! is poop all over the damn floor i finally managed to wash like a day ago #and it stinks so fucking bad i nearly throw up cleaning up #and then have a breakdown in the bathroom. as you do. #HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS I AM SO FUCKING EXHAUSTED #its also not fair to my dog idk this sucks so much #i doubt anyone read all this bht if you did hi and sorry #needed to vent unfortunately #wah im TIRED

[valeovalairs]

Shouldn’t have told my sibling who is more obsessed with Good Omens than I am about my GO fic draft

This is me everyday

It’s just been sitting there at 600 words for like the past month

Like I swear I want it done too I’m just working on other things and I’m going to get to it eventually someday probably.

#I jokingly told them I would give a Christmas lyric related title and release it around then and the stink eye they gave me LMAO #Its like having a ao3 comment section constantly asking if you if you’re gonna update #But in your own home #Probably gonna work on it today tbh #Surprise them #They really want to beta read it that’s why they keep asking #It’s sweet #but also like bestie I’m trying I want to write it just as badly as you want me to #I just have other priorities #And writers block #ao3 writer #fanfiction #good omens

[garlique]

god oh my god this sucks so fucking much, i knew today would be the worst day so far but holy fucking shit i truly just wish i was fucking dead!!

#i have a job interview tomorrow and there was ONE THING that i needed to do this weekend to prepare for it #and we were both going through withdrawals so badly that i DIDNT FUCKING DO IT #im literally just so angry at myself and at everything else in the world and i've been so fucking mean to the cats today and i hate myself #about it #i dont even WANT to go to the fucking interview tomorrow i just want to kill myself and cry and die and fucking give up on it all #this sucks so fucking badly oh my fucking god and i would bet you all like 500 fucking dollars #that ethan relapses on it today while he's at work and comes home fucking STINKING and making it worse for me #YET AGAIN #oh my god im so fucking angry im so fucking angry i just wanna scream and punch and throw and smash #AND I JUST HAVE TO KEEP IT ALL LOCKED UP INSIDE ME THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION NO FUCING OPTIONS NO CHOICES NOTHING #there will never be anything for me in this life and i dont know why i've been pretending otherwise #GOD it hasnt even been 72 hours yet can i please just be done #can i please find the first man who smoked tobacco and mass marketed it #AND FUCKING STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH???????????? #im gonna kill and cry and die and hate my life my self my everything #ive just been crying so many fucking angry tears #like i'll be so angry and when it does come out it comes as tears and i personally???? hate that shit so much #makes me feel so fucking weak #fuck everybody fuck god fuck nice people fuck mean people fuck the normalizing of horrible drugs fuck addiction and fuck myself #just gotta keep telling myself i dont need it

[saintvampy]

> feel depressed in room

> leave room

> negative parent interaction

> go back in room

#// ugh why do you need to tell me my room stink every fucking week like i clean it as much as my depression will allow #// and ive told you i had two tests today i have two tomorrow i have one on monday and one on tuesday #// a research paper due monday my lab notebook due tomorrow #// but yeah lemme get right on that since you and nobody else has an issue with it #// goddamnit im trying really hard to make things better and get out of this depressive hole #.° vampy .° #🧷 text .* #˖° 💊

[pokotho]

sometimes i think things are okay but then i go through the most painful shit of my entire life i was like lil nas fighting for my gd life on that toilet

#i was both constipated and had diarreha and my stomach STILL feels a bit crampy #i had to use 2 seperate bathrooms for this shit i was completely naked literally dripping with sweat #idk why it feels harder to poop when the toilet seat is warm but i had to stop clean and flush 3/4 way through and switch toilets #don't make fun of me my name is hailey and i can't stop dumping ass #morning zoe sorry it stinks in there i can't stop dumping ass #not the ppl who haven't seen nightmare time not knowing about haley and her stomach problems #we stan ibs rep and sabotage in this hatchethouse #how am i supposed to birth a baby one day when i can't even deal with being regular sick #like i was vomiting yesterday today im having an at home colonoscopy

[yikez]

me when I realise that for the past 5 or so years I've probably been having a yeast infection

#AAAAA #when i was younger i was too scared to ask for new underwear so like i only had the tight little ones that still fit me #and like so i didn't change my underwear everydat bc i didn't have enough underwear to do so #and i wasn't aware hou were suplosed to change ut everyday #so like my pussy stinks #and like i just thought it's because i was sweaty and had shitty underwear materials #but like now i shower every morning #and like after 5 or 6 hours i literally can't sit criss cross applesauce #because you can just SMELL my vagina #and i like didn't know why #and like I don't have any other symptomps of anything except itchiness and white discharge #and like today I found OUT IT'S PROBABLY A YEAST INFECTION??????? #5 YEARS BROTHER?????? #i like wanna go to a obgyn but like #im too scared to ask #bc i need a reason if i wanna go there and like idk what to say #and i feel like my mom would be mad #and im generally just scared of asking #I'm gonna cry #i did find an entire tube of anti yeast infection cream so #also fuck those med papers that say ahit like #HOW TO USE X : the way your doctor told you to you dumb fucking moron. kill yourself #anyway #childhood neglect #rocks

[officialkatie]

whatever it’s MY blog and I get to choose the coping mechanisms and tonight it’s rage and also the Void

anyways i forget how to do a read more on mobile so just journaling in the tags.

#why is it So Hard to just communicate. why is it easier to peel off my own skin #i guess i just don’t want to do through with something irreversible that will make someone sad #but IM sad doesn’t that matter too? it literally doesn’t even matter but i’m upset and no one gets it #stupid and dumb and a waste of brain space fr but it’s so hard for me to just SAY what i FEEL to people #i don’t wanna keep living under false pretenses!!!! just let me BE i’ll feel better eventually anyways #i hate that i let things bother me so much #i HATE HATE that i can’t let go even tho i need to #it really wouldn’t make a difference at this point which is sad not on my part #throwback to a year ago when i predicted this exact thing would happen and everyone told me i was being silly #my paranoia and anxiety wins again #i bought myself something today but now i just feel stupid about it #everything STINKS #ok im better now

[kartoshinki]

The smell of teen-sweat really is just adding insult to the injury that is puberty

#the oracle hath spoken #guess what age the class we had at work today was #puberty sucks for a ton of reasons but the way the hormones have you straight up stinking?! so unnecessary so rude #i guess i get why they douse themselves in body spray and perfume tho i really can't say which is worse

[pointless-letters]

REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 18,421: “Foreign words sounding all foreign and strange.”

#Daily Mail #Because of course it is #Foreign words #IKEA #Skoda #Hyundai #UNPRONOUNCEABLE #Really? #Is it really? #Nissan #If it ever changes #I’ll get rid of it #I will #Don’t test me #I will torch my own car to own the libs #Why today stinks #Britain #RUINED FOREVER

[saintedbythestorm]

Dad decided to try a different treatment when washing some of my blankets today. Ngl very worried about it... cause to me the whole house smells strongly of cleaning products now... like waaaay too strongly.

#it stinks to me if I'm being honest... worried about how it will go if the blankets are gonna smell that way after the wash #cause honestly? i will not be able to sleep in that #not sure why he thought it was a good idea to experiment on my stuff when he knows how sensitive i am to smells... #like at least ask before you do that??? #i am also so unstable today from the nightmares - ptsd ones this time... - and well... this shit aint helping #watch me have a meltdown over the smell soon and then the big bang happens. just you see. #with my luck that will be exactly what happens.. #i think I'll put on some of my parfumed body lotion to try and cancel out the smell honestly... it is soooo strong #ryder speaking

[the-k-meme-dream-team]

LIFE SUCKS AAAAAAAAHHHBHB

#my bestie and i are supposed to get together tomorrow for Halloween contest and spend the night together #and it's the first time in over half a year since ive seen her and now she's only going to be with ne a few hours 😭 #last year we spent the whole weekend together and we weren't going to be able to do Saturday this time but I had her all friday #but now she can't even do that #this stinks so much I'm so bummed #I'm already dealing with new chronic pain #plus the funeral Saturday which means i can't be in denial about it anymore #why is it everything all the time #oh and i accidentally broke my computer today doing my online appointment #fs in the chat for my life 😭😭😭 #feel free to send good vibes to cheer me up #mika talks #neg

[iinmysights]

why didn’t i think to ask if “we can only unlock and lock the car but we can’t start it” meant that they could give me a new key fob and i’d just have to use a separate key unattached to the fob to start my car until after i ended the call

#Ravage.txt #dl #now i need to wait for my parents to come back so i can make dad call the place and ask for me 🧍‍♂️ #stupid dealership deciding to just give me an ‘intermittently working’ key fob IT HASNT WORKED ONCE!!! NOT EVEN ONCE!!!!! SINCE I PICKED HIM #UP ON FRIDAY. like THE FUCK GUYS YOU TOLD ME YOUD REPLACE IT #they said they’d take the charge for the replacement since they were supposed to give me a working fob but their usual place doesn’t open #until tomorrow around 9 and quite frankly i’m fucking pissed that if i want to go to the store for peanut nemnems i have to manually lock #and unlock my car and suffer the embarrassment of the alarm going off every. single. time. i unlock it. #I WANT MY NEMENMS (M&MS)!!!! and i want PANCAKES but i can’t have SHIT because of social ANXIETY #im so mad i’m sooo mad bc my guy was supposed to text me yesterday morning or call and tell me when the key people could get me in. well #guess fucking what he didn’t do that until after noon when ***i*** texted HIM first (i said i wasn’t available after noon bc of class #earlier but when i woke up it had been canceled but i didn’t tell them that) and he was basically like ‘oh sorry yeah they couldn’t do it #today do you have time tomorrow?’ so i said yes and then he said ‘oh sorry they’re closed tomorrow do you have time on wednesday?’ #do you see. do you see why i want to go apeshit. do you see why i’m trying to find local places that replace key fobs. #im not calling ace back until dad gets back though nuh uh that’s his job now #genuinely annoyed with the dealership rn. oh it stinks of cigarettes to the point where your eyes water and you’re trying to not cough? #we’ll do a smell treatment now then instead of when we first got the car which allowed you to use it as bargaining leverage. oh your key fob #doesn’t work? we’ll say it works ‘intermittently’ on friday and not replace it until wednesday at the soonest. oh your gas cap has a lock on #it? we never bothered to check that in our safety inspection so you’ll have to remove it yourself and buy a new one and we’ll cover that #expense. #im so done with them dude im so glad my parents aren’t buying another car from them #they were a lot better than the kia guys we went to why had a whole ton of bullshit fees that literally raised the price of a soul to double #but they’re only MARGINALLY better. really hope ace CAN actually replace the fob they just technically can’t give me a manual key (i have a #spare anyway that isn’t attached to the current fob)

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙days like these | DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: random fluffy shite

summary: in which you're so active on social media and your fans eat it up

a/n: kind of the daniel version of This Fic i made from a lando request !!!

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THE END ❤️

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[raeathnos]

.

#vulture culture so uh… read at your own risk? #but two and a half years ago a f.ox died in my grandmas yard and I was like oh hey free bones! #this is my first time processing an animal from start to finish #I’ve found bones in the woods behind my house before and cleaned those #but they’ve all been sunbleached so no flesh and they’re really like 99% of the way done #I buried the fox and a few days ago dig it up #my grandmas yard is unfortunately mostly clay #so it was decayed and down to the bones but the earth around it had a weird consistency and there was fur in spots still #I also couldn’t find the whole thing- I guess with the dirt settling and the ground shifting and bugs burrowing around it #but I got the skull and vertebrae which is what I wanted really plus a few extra bones #I’m macerating it now to get the fat/grease out of the bones and really glad I had the foresight to stick stuff in bags in a bucket #it stinks so bad #like I thought it would smell a little but oh man I was not expecting that #when I went to switch out the water today I decided to move the bones to a new bag since the old one was gross- which is why smells bad #it’s stuck in my nose help #not as bad as the actual dead fox though- that sat out in 90 degree heat for like three days before I got to bury it #that’s still the worse thing I ever smelled #but I got a better look at the bones when I switched them to the new bag now that some of the mud and dirt has come off #all the teeth are present in the skull which is rad #some of the vertebrae I took are broke though #it died in the flower garden but there was a road right there #I wonder if it got hit by a car #but the skull is intact- the only thing that broke was the lower jaw and that only happened after I handled it #it’s really big too #it’s smaller than my c.oyote skull but not by very much #the bones are all brown which I’m assuming is from the fat and stuff still being in there? #I’m curious to see how much they lighten and if they clay stained them at all #Im pretty sure the fox is male- it has a big saggital crest #I think I’m going to name him Clay

[willowser]

really what prompted my double boy dad bakugou post was the idea of his older son — who is six, nearing seven — coming out of his room with messy, sleep-mussed hair and wandering into the kitchen on an early morning when katsuki's getting ready for work.

and your youngest is a little terror. spoiled rotten, katsuki thinks, was too babied and that's why he doesn't listen and has temper tantrums in the middle of the floor and is already throwing punches at three. katsuki's old witch of a mother thinks he'll be bulkier than his older son and twice as mean, prone to pinning his brother to the ground until he's declared the greatest.

(katsuki feels both horror and pride, at the very thought.)

it hasn't always been easy for your oldest; becoming a big brother never is. not that katsuki would know what that's like, but he hated to even share a playground with deku, much less share his one and only mommy, so he can only imagine what his own son went through when his brother arrived.

but he's been great about it, which comes as no surprise because his oldest has always been great about everything. gets his little brother out of bed and reminds him of his manners—even as he's getting whacked—gives up his toys just so the baby won't cry. he's too smart for his own good, acting like a big boy now—and it makes katsuki nostalgic in a way that hurts.

there hasn't been a lot of time for just the two of them. not like there used to be.

so when his firstborn comes to stand beside him in the kitchen, to lean his head against his dad's hip and rub at his sleepy eyes—katsuki just ruffles his already messy hair, before giving his ear a little tug.

"should be asleep," he grumbles to him, "sun's not even up yet."

his son only shrugs, yawns hard; despite this, he says, "'m not tired."

katsuki snorts and continues with his routine: finishes his protein shake, gives the kid a sip when he thinks he wants one (he doesn't really, though he tries not to make a face at the taste as he nods, as if he likes it), makes sure he's got all his work shit in his bag for patrol later. and his son is mostly quiet, content to share in the morning just between the two of them after katsuki sits him on the counter.

and then he asks, "can i come to work with you?"

on instinct, katsuki glances at his shut bedroom door, where you're still fast asleep, on the other side, and then down the hallway to where his youngest is sleeping, too.

technically, the kid probably could because you're off work today, and you could come pick him up later before katsuki has to head out, but—

"your brother won't be happy if i take you and not him."

and your oldest is a good big brother. has more patience than katsuki ever did, knows how to share—but on this morning that the two of them are indulging in, he only shrugs.

"well," he sighs—and he sounds so grown up, sounds like you when you're leveling with katsuki. "if he wanted to go then he should have got up, too."

"that why you're awake?" katsuki frowns, though his son only shrugs again. the idea that he's gotten up way too early, at the ass-crack of dawn just to have some extra time with his dad is too—

"yeah," katsuki murmurs, nodding at him to hop off the counter. "get your socks on so we can go."

there won't be anything for him to do in the agency office, besides get an endless amount of cups of water from the dispenser and all the candy in the receptionist's bowl and attention from the older ladies that thinks he's just so stinking cute.

but at least they'll be together, just the two of them. like old times.

#idk !! i just had this picture in my head of katsuki feeling bad bc he doesnt get enough time with his oldest son 🥺 #enough time with his kids at all but 🥺 definitely less with his firstborn after his brother comes along 🥺 #and so sometimes they do little things like this #take a quick run to the grocery store together or he'll walk around the neighborhood with his dad #or he'll take him to work just to have some extra quality time 🥺 just the two of them 🥺 #and it seemed so sweet !! so here it is hehe #cw children #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugou