A little miracle just happened to me today and I'm sobbing right now
Never have I cried so many tears of joy 😭🤧iM SO FUCKING RELEIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEW VAMPIRE WEEKEND ALBUM IN APRIL !!!!!
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the sparrows sure are something, aren’t — OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT - IT’S GRACE WITH A STEEL CHAIR FLAME THROWER
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Headcanon: Silva has perfect pitch better than Mozart's. She is able to discern the subtlest tone differences between shells she picks up, and can absolutely make a whole composition using them.
THIS IS ACTUALLY A HEADCANON I HAVE,,,
silva wouldn't be able to tune her literal shellstruments without having an extreme perfect pitch. even normal shells she can use to make music, without modification.
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GET TO WATCH RAGH GRADUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JAKE MUZZIN OPENS THE SCORING OF THE ENTIRE 2022 PLAYOFFS
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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