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t3m-official · 5 months

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Kate's Art Dump #1

⚠️Warning⚠️ This post will contain; Mention of Drugs, mention of suicide, corrupt cops, suggestive imagery

A Little Bit Of Shopping

In WarScream, there used to be this experimental thing called a Mall Card. Mall Cards were used by staff and security through the years of 1981-2005. They were eventually dropped and scrapped in 2005 because of how easy it was to hack them. But recently they have become a collectors item and go for very high prices(About 50k per Mall Card), and our fox bimbo Kate happened to find a small storage crate that had about 4 dozen of them! So after selling them she proceeded to spend half of it on christmas presents and stuff for herself and donated the other half to a few charities.

Characters(The Sequel)

Plushtrap is a 5ft advanced robot that is based off of a Japanese toy in WarScream called ザ・プラッシュトラップ(The Plushtrap). Postal Guy is still basically the same nut job but he is a little more sympathetic and is a bit of a hippie who happens to be friends with Kaleb and Loona. Kaleb is also basically the same as his previous counterpart, besides the fact he is half Asian and is missing a left hand.

Now before i explain Loona, there is something to note. Pretty much most of the characters in Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss in my AU are dead. Why? Alastor. I'll go into it more soon but eventually Alastor became king of both Hell and Nether(Yes in WarScream there are two hells and that will be explained soon), and during this takeover he basically "Wiped the slate clean" by killing everyone. There were barely any survivors, with Loona barely holding on to her life and AngleDust having to rescue her.

And also, Postal Guy, Kaleb, and Loona are a small friend group and have a band called Molten Erection(I totally wasn't smiling and laughing when i typed that out). And surprisingly enough they are friends with Gregory, but usually have to be careful around him because they know how Glammy might react if her son learned about some of the shit they say.

Characters(Bois)

Robocop is still the same backstory wise, but he was later upgraded by SPD to have his chest plate, elbow & knee pads, and hands to open up and cause his chest to let out a massive blast on energy that can destroys whatever it hits(As you can see i am a enjoyer of *Insert Character Here* doing an action they would never do in cannon). Spawn is a rapper called Da Spawn, and eventually he would get killed in a fire accident and would be brought back to life as a hell spawn(Making his rapper name quite ironic). Then there is Ash Williams who is actually a knight who was flung into the year 2013 after he failed to save his small kingdom he was being paid to protect. And finally we have John Carver. John is actually a family friend of Isaac Clarke's parents and is basically an unofficial uncle.

Characters(Toys And Slashers)

Stik is well, he's a Stikbot, and you might think he's weak. But in reality, Stik is really strong and can stick to any surface with his suction cup hands and feet. Modi is a Modibot who can attach pretty much anything in the holes on his body to give him different abilities and powers. Next is Valak who is a demon bimbo that likes to show herself off and loves the 21st century because of how different it feels. And finally we have Jimmy Bones, a man who was a retired hitman who owned a small town that he personally took care of. But eventually we was framed for the murder of a white businessman and was executed, and his small town was ravaged by drugs and suicide. Now Jimmy is back as a specter, wanting to avenge what happened to his small town and wipe out corrupt cops.

Characters(Youtubers)

Grade is your average british man with a big chin and usually gets in trouble by being a snarky bastard with some people. Yahtzee is a chad who plays video games and is friends with Grade, usually having to make sure Grade doesn't get his ass beat and usually has to break up fights between Grade and Sam. Speaking of Sam, Sam O Nella is a ex-teacher from The Science And Smarts College Of Delaware and is frenemies with Grade. And finally there is Doug, aka, Nostalgia Critic. He is a powerful master of 4th wall breaking and can temporarily summon characters from different movies to attack for him.

Honey Bear And Honey Bunny

So me and my boyfriend have these nick names in the form of Honey Bear(My Boyfriend) and Honey Bunny(Me!) So back then i made these two, but recently decided to redesign them.

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Old Trans Couple

Orville and Mrs.Hippo are possessed by these old war vets. And yes they both may be 21(The max age for an animatronic), they are mentally on the elderly side, but that dose not make them weak. In fact, because they were both in WW2 when they were humans, they have a lot of experience.

And actually after i drew the sketch for this, i discovered Steel Wool made a image of Mr.Hippo in drag. So people have been going on that Mr.Hippo is either trans or that Mr.Hippo is a drag queen. Don't know which one is which but both are based.

Plush Concepts

Here are plush designs of Me, Communist Shovel/Comerade Shovel, and my boyfriend James.

Shadow Freddy And Friends

Shadow Freddy is a goofy boi who is silly and cuddly but a caring brother for Shadow Bonnie, a trans gal who is part ghost like her brother Shadow Freddy. System Error Toy Bonnie is Shadow Bonnie's inner demons. Endo 01 is a complete nutjob and is the brother of The Puppet while Endo 02 is the exact opposite. Being an (almost)emotionless machine with a mysterious backstory, the inly information known being that his body was a endoskeleton used in world war 2.

Shiz and Shank were moving into their new place and happened to find a photo book, so they decided to look at some old photos and they would both see their old baby photos.

It's safe to say that these two are glad that neither of them can get pregnant.

On that night, Shank discovered that Shank can shapeshift and morph his body into any shape he wants.

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applejuiceyjuice-art · 1 year

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this ancient screenshot from my old laptop really sums up my life in 2014

#its got everything #the homestuck post on tumblr the homestuck CHROME THEME #skype open minecraft open like four serebii and bulbapedia tabs open #zero puncuation tab music tab #mspa bookmark mcr song bookmark gamer bookmarks #also the alarm clock and listen on repeat before yt introduced looping videos #i had a specific song i used as an alarm (vocaloid jazz cover)#tbh just missing creepypasta

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wywilliams · 7 years

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man i love these borderlands style intros

#sorry about shitty screencaps #steven universe #lars of the stars #zero puncuation #Lars #rhodonite #rutile #florite #padparascha sapphire #the sun incinerator

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murderluv23 · 4 years

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Piano Demon Headcanons (1)

Rarely does anything aside from practicing piano. Is often found glued to his instrument and doesn't make eye contact when spoken to.

Very reclusive. Prefers to be left alone 99.9% of the time. He really enjoys quiet time with his music.

Really invested in musical theory. If someone were to start speaking to him about melody, rhythm, counterpoint, harmony, form, tonal systems, scales, tuning, intervals, consonance, dissonance, etc, he would listen very intently. He'd barely say a word as the person is speaking but take in every aspect of the conversation. It's the quickest way to get him to pay attention to you, as he usually doesn't enjoy talking to others.

If you're lucky and I mean really lucky, he'll become extremely talkative and start going off about how music can enrich everything in life if used correctly. He would offer his two cents on musical theory and start going deep on what works, what doesn't, how it can effect others' moods, etc. While you may be lucky to get him to talk like this, you won't be so lucky with getting him to stop once he's started. I hope you're just as passionate as he is because buckle up sugar, you're gonna be there awhile. Alastor has seen this side of him and finds it adorable. Honestly, it's in those moments where their bond really comes to the forefront. Many view their relationship as cold and distant due to The Piano Demon's personality. But behind closed doors and when The Piano Demon rarely opens up, Alastor and him couldn't be more in sync. Often cutting each other off or finishing the other's sentence when discussing music, having epiphanies at the same time that just escalates their passion. Every instance this occurs, Alastor falls even more in love with him. Granted, he's as stoic as ever, there's no changing that. But he wouldn't have it any other way.

Tea is his favorite thing to drink. He'll pretty much take whatever you give him but he prefers it to be hot.

Isn't a fan of alcohol. Could drink the hardest of liquor and be completely underwhelmed. He just dislikes the taste.

He is a lover of Jazz and Swing.

He adores chocolate truffles. He mentioned he liked them once very casually and Alastor showered him with them. He may not care for sweets himself but that doesn't mean he won't buy them for his Darling!

He very much enjoys spicy food. Do not ask to have a bite from his plate unless you want your jaw to melt off. He is willing to share but he is one of those people who eats the equivalant of the sun, looks you in the eye and says "This? This isn't even hot."

He knows how to cook. When Alastor can actually rip him away from the piano, they often cook together and sit with one another for dinner. It's a very good bonding experience for the both of them. Though again, it is a rare occurance. Getting that man away from the piano is nearly impossible.

He dislikes loud noises and loud people.

He's often told he chose the wrong spouse, then.

He dislikes any physical activity that is exhausting, especially dancing.

He dislikes being touched. He is fine with Alastor hugging him or linking their arms together. He is also fine with others showing him affection if they ask for it and are close to him. Though touch is something he mostly can do without.

He severely dislikes Rap and Hiphop. He believes all music should be respected but if asked, he'll criticize it very harshly.

Social gatherings are his kryptonite. He'll omniously stand in a dark corner if he is forced to go to a party if he can't find a piano he can glue himself to.

He dislikes his Overlord status. When asked why, he'll simply answer that he loves music. It is believed that he does not concern himself with doing things out of ego and distants himself from the others.

He dislikes arrogance.

He dislikes sleeping. Evidenced by his constant practice and performances.

"Dear, are you sure you're getting enough rest?"

"I occasionally close my eyes when I sneeze."

If he is not able to practice his music, he becomes agitated.

He does not like to be interrupted. If he is, he'll let the person finish but will be very annoyed afterwards.

He has a very positive relationship with Rosie. They share lunches together and chat on their off time.

Mimzy sometimes joins him for a walk or to think about the old days.

Though Charlie's enthusiastic nature is a bit much for him, they get along rather well. He likes her appreciation for music and will instruct her if she asks for tips.

Husk can actually sit down and talk to him. Most of it is just ranting and drunk grumbles but still a conversation. He can actually relax around The Piano Demon. He creeps Husk out a lot, with the mask and barely saying a word. But he doesn't piss him off which is refreshing. Husk would even says he likes the guy.

Mainly because he's very different from Alastor and other Overlords in a lot of ways. He will often scold Alastor if he tries to mess with him and treats him with respect. Alastor barely pushes his buttons when he's around. Husk is more likely to listen to him because of this. Not by much but it's something.

Niffty adores him. She'll often bounce around him while he walks or ride on his shoulders. The Piano Demon will sometimes read while she cleans to keep an eye on her. She loves the sound of his voice! If Niffty finds the time, she'll sit beside him as he practices and will listen quietly, kicking her feet.

Stolas is good friends with him. He will request his company at random times when he gets lonely. Stolas can get really flirty a lot of the time. Though he respects his boundaries. While The Piano Demon can do without the advances, he does enjoy the time he spends with him. Though he constantly has to reel in Alastor's jealous temper whenever he so much as mentions the prince.

The Piano Demon has access to the living world.

He, Alastor, and Mimzy knew each other when they were alive.

The Piano Demon and Lucifer have an odd relationship that even Alastor doesn't know the full extent of. It is implied they hold conversations in a void where no one else can hear them. What do they talk about? One can only speculate.

Only Alastor has seen his real face. No, he will not be providing details.

He is open to modern technology. He owns a smart phone that his underlings at the I.M.P company gifted to him. He mostly uses it for business, though.

Blitz calls him "Boss-Man" despite it being techinically incorrect. He's scared to death of him.

His cause of death is unkown.

He is indifferent to Vox and Alastor's chaos and rivalry, including Vox himself. They could be destroying a city behind him while bickering and he'd just sip his morning coffee while looking over his piano sheets.

The nature of his and Vox's relationship is odd. Vox despises his lover and causes him trouble yet the guy has literally zero reaction to his presence. Even Vox is perplexed on their dynamic. All in all, they're neutral to each other.

He would create a social media account out of curiousity. However, he is busy a lot of the time so he wouldn't manage it very well.

Would converse in a group chat with other Hotel residents, though. The others would tease him for being an old man for refusing to use anything other than proper grammar and puncuation.

Is known for roasting people's entire souls without knowing what "roasting" is. He'd probably respond by saying he does not eat other sinners and everyone would die laughing.

Him and Alastor have a relationship like Gomez and Morticia. Though he isn't very outwardly affectionate, Alastor is able to pick up on the sudtlies of his behavoir and react accordingly. Even if to outside viewers his feelings appear to be unreciprocated and delusional.

He is not fond of Alastor's dad jokes.

Alastor will often tease him with some just to get a laugh.

This may or may not end well in The Radio Demon's favor.

He is the only one who can reel in Alastor's chaotic impusles.

"Alastor, no-"

Is a very common thing to hear. Only difference with him is Alastor actually listens. ....Most of the time.

When he doesn't? The Piano Demon can at least convince him to stop before things get too messy.

He can play multiple instruments but sticks to the piano.

He is also asexual.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #the piano demon #hazbin headcanons #piano demon headcanons #alastor x piano demon #alastor x oc #helluva boss mention #alastor hazbin hotel #I love this mysterious reindeer too much guys help-

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ramrodd · 7 years

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Did Jesus Actually Exist? Mythicist Michael Lawrence

COMMENTARY:

Like most of these anti-theists, Michael Lawrence is engaged in what amounts to a historical version of 3 card monte. There are a whole lot of "ifs" that need to fall his way to establish the basis of his arguments. He isn't as clever as other anti-theist apologists.

I do agree that the number "70" was important, but it isn't Jewish astrology, but numerology. The specific year is important because it is existentially certain, as these things go. The year 70 was selected because it was close enough for government work to marking the transition from BCE to CE in the proximity to Jesus' birth to deliniate the beginning of the Christian Kingdom of God and the number 7 (which, in numerology, 70 reduces to, the concept of "zero" no existing in classic numerology, which is not Gematria, which has a specific symbol for 70.) The number 7 represents the moment when a processes pivots from one phase to another: in the Creation Story, it is the moment The One completes Active Creation and begins Indirect Creation by means of Human Stewardship. The first 70 years of the CE is the Active Creation phase defined by Jesus, the Reality, which can be compared to the life cycle of a Dandilion. From Birth to the Cross is the Active Creation phase of the Dandelion, when it forms its main (it is not a coincidence I select a Dandelion: the traditional symbol for the Jesus of the Gospel of Mark is the Lion, representing courage, action and authority). The Active Creative phase for Jesus ends during the 7th hour on the cross: His mane is His Crown of Glory in the crown of thornes. The Dandelion's blossom and the Crown of Thorns. That's the Active Phase that ends during the 7th hour. Jesus's process then moves into the Garden of Eden phase, when God trains Adam and Eve for secular humanism, dominion and stewardship: for Jesus's deciples to become the Ambassador Vessels of the Spirit, He needed to train them for 40 days and then get out of the way. The Accension is the 9th hours of His creative process as a human and the expulsion from the Garden of Eden is the 9th day of the Genesis creation story.

However, Jesus represents the finite game element of the larger Infinite Game of The One. The 40 years between Accesension and the destruction of Jerusalem a fallow period, a little bit like a Bouncing Betty land mine, sitting there, patiently waiting for something to trigger it's jack-in-the-box design. The Zealots hit the button in 66 and in 70 CE, the Bouncing Betty attained its design appogee and the rest is history.

In terms of the Dandelion, this is when someone comes along and puffs the Lion's Mane, gone to seed, into the wind. Another reason I like this metaphor is because I can envision Jesus, walking along with a fistfull of Dandelions, gone to seed, teaching the Parable of the Sower, holding up a small bunch from his bouquet and so saying "... A farmer went out to sow his seed. 4As he was sowing, some seed fell along the path, and the birds came and devoured it.…", He would puff the Lions Mane over a foot path and then stop and watch, causing the Holy Spirit to summon birds to eat the seeds.

The Gospel of Mark was written shortly after Cornelius was baptized by the Holy Spirit in 40. It was assembled from existing Roman intelligence sources (including product from Herod's spy network, which included all the red verses in the New Testament. It is the product of a very skilled professional intelligence officer, someone not unlike Smiley LeCarre invention. Among other things, he had trained his agents in retaining what they see and hear in vivid detail. It was collected in the Codex manner because all the reports that were included were on loose-leaf papryus. Josephus apparently composed his Histories in this manner. It was in Rome before Mark returned from Paul's and Barnabus's first circuit.

However, it was not the first attributable intelligence to rise up the Roman chain of command. According to Tertullian's Apology Chapter 5, Tiberius proposed that the Senate elevate Jesus to a legal Roman Deity status based on intelligence from Palestine. My guess is that this intelligence reflected the Roman content of the Gospel of Peter, which is a fushion of stuff Cornelius knew about Jesus as a Roman and what Peter knew about Jesus as a member of the inner council of the Disciples and the Moses of the Apostles, including Paul. In any event, Tiberius first introduced the term "Christians" into the Roman archives sometime before his death in 37. There is no reason not to assume the greatest professional capacity of Tiberius's intelligence resources, given that he uncovered Sejanus' ambitions from Cyprus, which we can fix with existential certainty in 32, which is about the time word of Jesus' resurrection was already moving through the spiritual blood of the Legions, as is the nature of soldiers, eternally. Jesus was big medicine.

And the Age of the Apostles, which is puncuated by the destruction of the Temple, is the Lion's Mane before it is puffed into the wind and what happens after 70 is the naked stalk of the plant, which will wither and return to the soil, and the Cross, when Barabas was handed the Bouncing Betty and was sent out to put it in place for people who thought like him, the Zealots, tripped over it.

70 CE is the 9th day of the transformation process Jesus set into motion with His life, death and resurrection. It is the year of the Jewish End Times: Jewish Eschatology ended with the Temple. Revelation is the prequel.

Now, numerology will unlock the magic of Christianity for those who have ears to hear and eyes to see. The Parable of the Sower is related in both Mark 4 and Matthew 13. This is not a coincidence but a demonstration by the Holy Spirit of a technique of communication with the Holy Spirit called "doubling", in this case, the 4 and the 13 both reduce to 4. These numbers I call "mundane numerology" in the Bible and are the result of typsetters numbering chapters and verses to facilitate revisions and corrections to the text. There is also an important connection between Mark 4, Matthew 13 and Revelation 13.

My point is the sophistry advanced by anti-teists like Michael Lawrence and Richard Carrier works if you accept their limitations as Eternal Truth. Anti-theist want to reduce Christianity to Paul's Epistles and susceptible to assault as a legal argument, which Romans most decidely is. Evangelicals was to date the Gospels subsequent to Paul's arrival in Rome to establish his precedence to fit into their business model based on Solo Scriptura as a legal argument.

The mundane numerology of the Bible and the numerology of 70 as the existential basis of the BCE/CE dating amplify each other in ways coincidence fails to discount.

#transformingamerica

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