#a snack.. anything you want

[sketchy-tour]

A wilting flower is not always beyond healing. It'll just take time.

#a small doodle! Just a little one! Wanted to draw but also didnt want to draw but also needed to draw #you know? idk if that makes any sense #dont mind me- #if anyone is worried I am okay please dont take this as some big vent or anything! #just art I needed to get out of my head. Ya kno??? nothin crazy!!! #anyway anyway im gonna go play a game or something!!! Drink water. Eat a snack! Sit down in some quiet for a moment #Yall should do that too! You! Drink water! Eat something! Sit and be calm for a moment. #welcome home oc #dandy leon #I always feel bad tagging my art of dandy alone with the welcome home tags??? uh- #my art #sketches

[mariocki]

got my first job interview in like 10+ years tomorrow, frantically cramming and writing down questions to ask etc wish me luckkkkk

#quitting your job blind and emigrating is fun and all #until you realise you now need to do job application stuff again #truly the most cursed of human activities #also this is not even a job i massively want or anything #it's p low down my list but they're the first to offer an interview so #here's hoping i hear back from the better school with a better position #i am prepping #which means i have downloaded Saw 5 to watch as soon as i get home and stocked the cupboard with emotional distress snacks #my saw trap would be writing a cover letter and then making a phone call to arrange an interview #and i'd fail and get my leg bones sucked out by a jigsaw bone sucking device (tm)

[softquietsteadylove]

You get so many specific prompts, so I thought maybe it might be fun to send you a prompt with just a few words so you can write ANYTHING you want for them, in any au or in canon! (And obviously if muse doesn’t strike feel free to skip lol but if you like this i’ll keep sending them!) words for this one: sunshine, gratitude, eyes

"Hey."

Gil smiles as she finds her place next to him. They're not on watch, he just would rather be out here than on Ajak's mission to socialise with the humans. "Hey, Sunshine."

She laughs, because she thinks it's funny that he calls her these things. Like it's a sweet joke, just between the two of them. He calls her that because it suits her--describes her. "Admiring the view?"

Honestly, the planet is...dull. Not that Sersi wouldn't have a whole dissertation with which to correct him on that. But he hasn't yet seen enough of it to think it's this truly marvellous place. "I like the water."

"Hm," Thena muses beside him, also taking in the shades of green and blue below them. The scent of the salt travels upward and the breeze of it rustles her hair. "There is something calming about it."

Gil isn't sure if he would describe it as calming. He always looks down at the waves crashing into a cliff as a tumultuous and violent thing. He thinks they should fear and respect the sea, but keep their distance. "You think?"

But Thena nods, soaking in its majesty. "The humans have claimed the earth they need, plots of land and spaces for their settlements. But no one owns the sea."

No, that is true. The waters of this planet are unencumbered, threatening to swallow up the landmasses by domination but always receding as per the moon's orders.

Thena bumps his hip with hers.

He chuckles, "what?"

She tilts her head, and it is unfair for someone so deadly to be so charming. "You're ruminating."

"I am not," he laughs off, but she's caught him fair and square.

"Share your thoughts," she prompts him, pursing her lips as a playfulness comes over her, "oh great tyrant king, Gilgamesh."

He rolls his eyes and huffs at her poking fun. As if her joy is not his joy also. "We shouldn't take the ocean lightly. It's dangerous, no matter how calm the beach waves might look at times."

"I'm not taking it lightly," she replies easily, and he gets the sense that she's heard and understood all the thoughts in his head. "I see it for what it is--the force behind it."

They both look out into the bay, where the gentle lapping of waves against the shore gives way to the rough and choppy texture of endless depth. Those waters will see plenty of Deviant carcasses, too deep for the humans to ever find.

"But I accept that along with this part," she moves her head in the other direction, nodding to where Sersi is showing a human family how to cast a net. The young ones giggle with glee and their joy makes the Elemental Eternal glow from within. "They are both part of the sea. I think that only adds to its beauty."

Beauty, Gilgamesh thinks, is not so simple a thing. He struggles to describe things as beautiful. A sunrise or a sunset merely exists, the sea is the colour it is because of the sediment in the water, the sky changes per the hour sometimes.

But he sees the light shining off Thena's eyes, constricting her pupils and bringing out the green colour of them. The darker rim around the iris, the jade colours swirling more calmly. That, he thinks, is beauty.

"Gil?" Thena asks, pulling him from his silence.

He smiles, because she's good at making him smile. "I guess I see what you mean."

"I for one am thankful for the cooling breeze the water offers," she states more clearly and lightly, moving away from the contemplative. She inhales as another wave crashes below and causes an updraft.

Gil unfolds his arms so he can move some of her hair off her shoulder and away from tickling her face needlessly. She looks at him and he withdraws, exhausted from the affection. "I don't have to be thankful to a body of water."

Thena laughs, and it's a very cute laugh for a Goddess of War. "There must be something for which you're thankful."

Her. It's always her. If she knew the degree to which he focused his thoughts on her surely she would recoil.

"Hm?" she prods, sliding closer until he can feel her much smaller arm against his thicker one. Their shoulder plates clink together and she celebrates getting a laugh out of him. "Anything?"

He looks at her unabashedly now. If he could tell her that she is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen, he would. Far more than any of their travels to this planet, far more than any natural phenomenon here now, he would. "I guess there is something."

"Something?"

"Someone," he amends quickly, and it seems to make his point. She smiles down at the water below, something like shyness coming over her.

Her hands clasp behind her back, "I'm sure they're thankful for you, too."

He snorts, "I don't know about that."

"Well," Thena angles herself towards him before rising onto her toes, "I am."

Gilgamesh lets her bend to press her lips to his cheek. He does it passively, letting her delicate hands balance her against his shoulder and his elbow. He leans ever so slightly for her, but that's it. He doesn't want to encourage this. He'll lose all sense, if he does.

"Shall we?" she prompts him, turning in the direction of their own.

"Fine," he grunts, but follows her like she has him on a leash. His steps are heavy and slow behind her light and graceful ones. If something were to approach from behind, let it face him first before so much as getting a glimpse of her.

"You should tell Ajak you are warming to the planet," Thena suggests lightly. "She seems quite bewitched by it. To say nothing of Sersi."

Gilgamesh has to constantly stop himself from telling Ikaris that he will never fully capture Sersi's heart away from this planet and the people residing here.

"We have much of it to see," she looks over her shoulder at him. "Perhaps somewhere you would like more."

He thinks all of this planet will look the same--feel the same. He shrugs.

Thena doesn't take offense to his lack of contribution. She looks forward again, "Ajak says we will abandon the ship entirely the more humans perceive us."

Gil doesn't entirely trust Ajak. He thinks she means well, but he also thinks that there are times when she doesn't tell them all she knows.

"I know you will miss our refuge away from them."

Gil uncrosses his arms, moving more deliberately to walk beside his partner. "So long as they don't ask me to join in any dancing, then fine."

Thena laughs, letting him capture her hand in his. "I'll defend you from such trials."

Then he has no qualms, no matter where they go, or how long they stay on this blue and green marble. If she is with him, then he can face anything.

#Thenamesh Reverse AU #thank you for the ask sweetheart! #I love this idea!!! #and I did love this au so I'm happy to get to explore it more honestly #grumpyxsunshine is a delicate balance #when I tell you I have been obsessed with finding a way to get him to call her Sunshine #this one fits perfectly #Gil thinks he's so tough and unbothered #Thena: *walks into a room* #Gil: hey Sunshine light of my life #but on the outside he's all >: [ #everyone knows #they're like someone go tell Gil that it's time for dinner #no one wants to do it #they only ever wait for Thena #eventually this Gil also finds that he likes cooking #but stars above don't wander into his kitchen uninvited #if you're not Thena you're gonna get scary kitchen dad telling you not to touch anything #and if you are Thena #you'll get invited to taste and then sent away with snacks

[dreamingdelusionz]

Some Crowley practice bc I adore this disaster puppy (and haven't really figured out how to draw Aziraphale yet lol)

#dreaming's delusions #crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #look at this little man #he's a twink #he's gay #so gay your honor #good omens fanart #fanart #he wants to impress his Angel so bad you guys #he'll do anything just look at that slutty little top #Crowley is a snack

[snarky-art]

Other siblings: hey remember when I did that extra chore for you?

Daphne: hey remember that time I sacrificed my life to protect you?

They get to a point where Daphne jokes about it some and Bloom knows she doesn’t actually view it like that

Anyway I think I’m funny

#winx club #winx #bloom winx club #winx bloom #bloom winx #daphne winx club #winx daphne #daphne winx #it’s about the sibling dynamic #also #bloom: hey do you want me to bring back anything for you while I’m visiting Earth? #daohne: nah I’m good #*proceeds to try and eat the snacks bloom brought back for herself* #bloom: unbelievable

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

being in grad school is so scary. do none of you people fucking eat

#literally every time we go out to drink after our seminars NOBODY EATS ANYTHING #like sorry you dont want dinner???? a little snack???? #beer can only fill you up so much.

[soldez]

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#i have to say this somewhere or im gonna go crazy #so at a preschool. you HAVE to have one adult sitting at every table when kids are eating. and you also need a person in the hall #for kids getting their lunchboxes and going to the bathroom and shit ok. are you with me here. this makes sense #so today. my 2 coworkers had already taken the chairs bc i got caught up in the hall but i was so fucking hungry that i just ate standing u #which was fine. like i could just put my lunch down if someone needed my help and i Did that ok it was fine. no one was left alone #but later at SNACKTIME. it took me forever to get these 2 kids in the room and seated ready to eat & by the time i got in some kids were #already finished and ready to go to the playroom. so i was like ok i guess I'm not eating for the latter half of the day because they cant #be left alone. and my 2 coworkers at this point were sitting with the snackers and they looked fine so i looked after the Players #intermittently glancing to the snack tables to make sure everyone was fine mind you #So what happened here was. #There was a 20 second interval between the time i glanced up to see 2 adults at the snack table. And the time i glanced up to see #a completely unsupervised snack table. one kid STANDING UP ON THE TABLE blowing raspberries and pointing at the other kids #could not have been more than 20 or 30 seconds that i wasn't looking and NO ONE TOLD ME they were leaving the room #if i had been WARNED that they were leaving i would have prioritized the snackers and sat with them so no one choked and no one fucking #stood on the table #but they both just left for whatever reason without saying anything #and when i brought it up after school they were just like. well marty you were eating too much during lunch #next time you should eat before coming in to work so you can give the kids your full attention #??????? i already skipped a meal today for that exact reason?? how is it my fault that i don't want to starve? #am i actually in the wrong here because it's driving me FUCKING nuts. that was NOT a safe situation and it obviously can NOT happen again #but the issue was a lapse in communication not me wanting to eat food so i don't actually die #and those were two different times of day so they're not even relevant #obviously there are bigger issues in the world than this but i feel like throwing up over it. this was not my fault #I'm sorry that you guys can survive off of like 1 spoonful of granola and a single acai berry for the entire day but im not built like that

[caffeinatedopossum]

Ok so apparently it's not normal that whenever someone goes to a restaurant and I'm with them, I expect them to get just themselves food and then we leave. Like if you get me food or ask if I want anything I will in fact look at you like you're a stranger who just walked up and offered me a 100 dollar bill

#what can i say im just used to getting nothing #both my parents and my older sisters would go to get food and basically never get me anything #if i did get anything it also wasnt 'what do you want' it was 'heres what im getting you youre welcome' #lol and i was okay with that? guys. guys am i supposed to raise my standards #is this like. am i not respecting myself enough #like this is me having gottwn much better too. i used to be even worse #if i went to your house and you let me sleep on something that wasnt the floor i would stare at yoy in shock #i was mentally incapable of comprehending that i could get whatever i wanted off of a menu #one time my friends mom actually yelled at me because she took me to dunk8n donuts and asked what i wanted #and i froze up so bad that i just couldnt say anything because i didnt know what she meant #i was like 'oh you dont need to get me anything' 😭😭 and she INSISTED she had to get me something #for context i mustve been like 9 and i had NEVER had anyone ask my what i wanted before #i also was so prepared to just skip breakfast due to the anxiety of this situation #turns out having kids skip breakfast is also not super normal? me and my sisters usually wouldnt eat breakfast #especially on sunday mornings before church because there was snacks there

[mumpsetc]

would u consider making a ranking tierlist for every object show you had watched?

The Tier List I Was Using Didn't Have (Or I Couldn't Find) Unconventionally Centered and SFAIM, Both of Which Ive Enjoyed a Lot and Would Probably Put In Good or Funny.

#Disclaimer I Have Complex Opinions on a Lotta These Like AIB or Object Terror #And I Also Like a Lot of Stupid Dumb GArbage That is Bad #Hence Why Snack Time is So High #Dreamy.txt #Objective Criticism #If You Take ANYTHING From This Tier List Its That You Should Watch The Infamous Object Show #And Tpos Too But I Assume Everyone Here Has Already Done That or Wont Ever Do It #Shoot Me an Ask About Something's Placement if You Want #Im Just Spinnin My Wheels Tonight Haha

[uselessnbee]

sometimes i feel so petty i want to make a big post about all the times Will and El weren't that great towards Mike just to ..you know.. balance it out a bit

#it's always here's all the times Mike hurt Will and El's feelings and never here's all the times Will and El hurt Mike's feelings #it's so unfair like i saw people hating Mike over fucking MILKSHAKES because they just had to find a reason to hate him it's so stupid #if i went on here and started hating on Will and El for not laughing at Mike's vomit green joke cause it made him sad yall would call me #absolutely crazy and delusional like be fucking for real Mike just breathes wrong in Will's or El's direction and he's the devil himself #but Will and El could literally call Mike a slur to his face and yall would be like hE dESeRvEd iT tHeY DiDnT dO aNyThiNG wRoNG like fr #there are so many small times when Mike tried to get Will's attention like the vomit green joke or the they're conspiring against me moment #and everyone always just laughs how Mike is a loser trying to get their attention but they always just ignore him or whatever but if it was #reversed? if it was Will trying to get Mike's attention only for Mike to either ignore him or yell in his face how it's stupid to be #concerned about something so small? oh yall would go ballistic suddenly yall wouldn't care how small these things are suddenly you would #want Mike fucking dead but when it's the other way around it's just funny and embarassing for Mike? and not just small things like this #when we point out how El invalidated his feelings and dismissed his bullying everyone is like oh she didn't mean that she meant it like #this she meant it like that she said it because of this and that and the situation is like this so this is why she said that #and blah blah blah she didn't do anything wrong but when it comes to Mike suddenly it doesnt matter if he meant it differently or if it was #the situation and messy feelings making him say something hurtful no he's just an asshole oh i am cursing you all #i hope you step on lego every day and your favorite snack is always sold out in every shop i hope every cat you try to call will ignore you #or hiss at you i am so tired of the double standards when it comes to Mike and willel i am so angry #mike wheeler #mike wheeler protection squad #blue's 'mike's extreme defender' ramblings #i got a little carried away in the tags but i'm not sorry i said what i said #and idc if i get hate for it cause i'm right anyways

[pegglefan69]

lately when Eri comes over I'm like 'would you like a cup of tea. would you like some beets. let me make sure the thing I'm knitting you is going to fit.' granny behavior on my part.

#beets are a GREAT snack if it is hot out & you want something cold but with vitamins in it. going to get more beets today... #i NEED to cook all the greens i have in the fridge tho ARRGH #feeling too awful to do much of anything bcuz of the weather means i am BEHIND on my VEGETABLE #want to try & do that before Shabbat!! AUGH! #dial p for post

[i-am-l-ananas]

what ravens bring people in news stories: coins, buttons, shiny things

what ravens bring me: a whole skin peeled off a muskrat

#they've been using the covers on the garden beds as soup pots and I've made sure they see me when I put out snacks for them #and they've left this gross skin lump right on one of the posts! not cached or anything #thank you for sharing but I do not want this #corvids

[sovaharbor]

what did i do to deserve an ibs flare-up at 11 pm.......

#i mean i went way too hard at dinner for someone whos getting over a migraine. so. thats probably it #also i wasnt really feeling the snack i ate but i made myself eat some anyway bc i was getting Weird Anxiety so. exposure therapy. #however the exposure therapy kicked my gastrocolic reflex into high gear and now. here i am. #sittin on da bathroom floor. heating pad on my tummy. mourning that stupid stupid idea to eat peanut butter crackers #summer's text tag #also if u want an inside look into how insane ocd and emetophobia can be: #two of our cats puked tn. it was 100% from the cat food they both ate for Their dinner. #but for some reason my brain has been like 'no... no. it was actually the chicken u ate tn.' bc ONE of the cats who puked i gave a teeny bi #of my chicken tenders to. and so. yah. my brains like welp. even tho ur other cat didnt have ANYTHING. u gave em both food poisoning #and now YOU have food posioning. and ur gonna suffer for all of eternity now. this is the worst thing that could ever happen to u #or!!!!! my brain has ALSO been telling me 'you got cat saliva on ur hand from one of the cats that got sick from their food so now YOU are #also sick. from their food. from a single POTENTIAL saliva hand. and now u will suffer. this is the worst thing ever for u.' #but blah blah blah blah i am strong i am brave and even when im not brave im actually still brave for being scared [like rn] #i just wanna finish in here so i can go to BEDDDDD

[savageboar]

my fishkeeping isn't perfect, sometimes i forget to clean the filter media when i do a water change. but you know at least i have a big enough tank with lots of hiding spots...and i don't feed my fish vienna sausages.

#if you want to give your fish a good healthy snack you could give them literally anything else #there's lists of foods fish can eat depending on their natural diet #shrimp! feed them shrimp! #fishes love shrimp #I can't put any brightly colored shrimp or small shrimp in my tank bc the platies will eat it #even if the like. fancy shrimp is the same size as them they'll tear it apart. #peas are a good snack too that help with digestion and BLOAT #anything but fucking meats that people eat #please..... #hades.txt

[amarantoestrella]

Can I scream into the void about baby daddy Baji?

#he didn't do nothing wrong but.... #your kids look like he made them by himself #Man walks around looking like he got the epidural and episiotomy! #and when your kids make you mad you have to hold your tongue because it's not nice to call them big headed like their daddy #other than that he's an ok babydaddy #will pick up snacks for you on his way to switch the kids #he'll even pick you up when you need a designated driver he's a sweetie tbh #one of my kids looks just like his dad and everyone tells me all the time #it makes me want to scream all the way home like regina george #it's fine he's not ugly or anything 😂 it's just annoying #bc why did your genes take all the credit for what my body did in 10 month #♡— ranto

[mars-ipan]

they're going to go see barbie feat. @angelshardz 's oc, Razz!

#martzipan #need to name this species. cannot think of anything #maybe just candyfolk for now. confection.... people #ANYWAYS. so happy you decided to make one of these lil guys. they're so fun and colorful #btw their snacks r the candy-things they're based on :3 #well. marzi's is. i'm guessing on razz but i thiiiink pop is slushy inspired #either way i think i got their flavors right :) #i did not try as hard as i normally would on some of these but the focus here was not being good it was having fun #i also cheated on the shading some. they should be in a lot more shadow but i wanted their colors to pop #ignore my inability to draw a consistent hand <3 thanks