Base Yandere Jeff The Killer (AGED UP to 22) Headcanons: Obsessive Smile
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! Welcome back to another chapter. This chapter is also going to be made into a video format on my youtube. It also might have a scenario in the video. Maybe, Maybe not! Anyways I hope that you all enjoy this one!]
(Disclaimer #1: JEFF THE KILLER IS AGED UP TO 22 IN THIS HE IS NOT A MINOR HE IS AN ADULT!
Disclaimer #2 Jeff the killer is not yandere in canon. This is fiction! This is also just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!)
(Once again, please enjoy this chapter!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Jeff The Killer (AGED UP TO 22)-
.Jeff the killer has been killing since he was thirteen.
.He killed his family, and his brother did not die.
.He is now a creepypasta, he stopped aging a decade ago.
.He is physically 22 but has been around longer than that!
.He is also a Serial killer.
.When he is not killing teenagers or young adults he is normally just lurking around and traveling across the U.S.
.By chance he meets you in his off time.
.He thought you were really hot, but just shrugs it off.
.Thing is he cannot get you out of his mind. YOU ARE DRIVING HIM CRAZY!
.How dare you consume his attention, who the hell do you think you are?
.Eventually, it becomes too much for him, and he begins to stalk you.
.That is right, he is the type of yandere that will stalk you (shocker)
.He would want to learn your routine and learn if he has any rivals, who would not last long.
.If he does have rivals he will follow them as well. then he will put the to sleep for good.
.He will go one step further.
.Cutting out their eyes and heart and leaving them at your home.
.He is a psychologically manipulating yandere that is for sure.
.Going to torment you mentally in his sick way of courtship.
.He would go after anyone that even look at you sideways.
.Anyone you depend on, friends, family, pets.
.They will all be put to sleep. You will feel that it is your fault that you put them all at risk.
.Really Jeff wants you all to himself.
.So he will strip you of everyone.
.That is when he will break into your home, get on top of you, and press a knife to your throat.
.Confessing his feelings to you, telling you how he killed all the people he did for you.
.He is a very unhinged yandere that is for sure.
.If you accept his love, may it be because you want him (WHY tho, I mean come on muffin? REALLY?) or because of your fear (I mean he does have a knife to your throat and has confessed to killing EVERYONE for you, this one does make more sense)
.Anyways if you accept his love, he will kiss you and make love to you right there on your bed, knife close by just in case.
.Now, if you turn him down he is knocking you out and kidnapping you.
.He is going to teach you to love him, then you will be his good little darling.
.He is drunk on you, you (to him) complete him.
.He is a VERY Obsessive yandere that will become hyper-fixated on you.
.He also if he has to, will make him pretty like him.
.Cutting a nice permanent smile on your face.
.That way when anyone looks at you. They will know that you are his and his alone, forever and always.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, remember this is also in video format! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]
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Me: Okay, gotta go to sleep so I can wake up early and continue stressing over finals, so I’m gonna think calm scenarios with low stakes to fall asleep to
Me: Like…an older captain having a crush on a younger crewmate that wasn’t even ranked high enough to be on the bridge, so the captain of course never said or did anything about the crush, staying completely professional the entire time, but now they don’t work together anymore
Me: And now the captain is wondering if they should pursue a relationship with them, because they aren’t currently working on the same ship anymore, but the captain is still ranked higher then them overall, and then there’s the issue with the age gap, it’s not really a big one, but it’s still There™️
Me: And several other crewmembers have joked about seeing the captain as a parent figure because they act so professional and competent and dependable and stuff that it just makes the captain come across as way older and oh god what if the crewmate is just horrified to find out the captain has a crush on them??
Me: And they’re wondering if they should just not pursue anything, especially since the crewmate has recently accepted to go on a date with another person, but they also kinda don’t wanna give up because getting to hang out with that crewmate more in non-work settings (cause most of the crew stayed in contact and constantly meet up to hang out) has made their infatuation grow, so they quietly and indecisively pine
My brain, for some goddamn reason: Mhm, and then, it turns out that person the crewmate agreed to go on a date with, is actually a huge creep trying to stalk their poor ex using the crewmate as a coverup (claiming to innocently be on a date, totally unknowing the ex would be there (lies)), so not only is the date really crappy, but because this creep isn’t actually listening to what the crewmate is saying, they tune them out about their deadly allergies
Brain: And then to seem like a good date to keep the coverup going, they stop by a flower shop (still stalking their ex, the crewmate isn’t aware of that, but is aware this date sucks and is trying to think of how to politely leave) rushes in, and then comes out and shoves a bouquet into the crewmate’s face as a “thoughtful” gift, and it’s the flowers they just mentioned being extremely allergic to-
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I know everyone agrees that the live action show that never happened would've been A Bad Idea, but hypothetically speaking, if we ever did get a live action show, it's kind of interesting to think of who would play each role.
For Professor Utonium, I think that full house era Bob Saget would've been perfect, but unfortunately that would be impossible now. I think maybe someone like Topher Grace could do well in his stead.
I've also seen someone suggest Christina Hendricks for Ms. Bellum, and I think she has the look down pat. She rocked her role in Mad Men.
For Sedusa, I think Megan Fox or Liz Giles would be great
Amy Acker would be perfect for Ms. Keane imo. Loved her character in Angel
The PPG themselves are honestly super hard for me to cast and I can't think of anyone off the top of my head, but I do think the Live Action show's choice of Dove Cameron for an older Bubbles was a decent one. I could also see Elle Fanning rocking the role.
Most of the Gangreen Gang is difficult to think of, but I think Moises Arias for Lil' Arturo would be great
Jake T. Austin also looks a bit like how I'd picture an older human!Arturo
I just discovered her when I was looking around so I haven't seen her act in anything, but Annalise Basso would be perfect for Princess Morbucks
And I know she's not a canon character, but just for fun I do kinda like Maude Apatow for Snake's sister Ivy
But yeah, that's all I got right now. I'd love to find more, so if you have any suggestions feel free to let me know!
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