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snifsnoof · 1 year

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ca udraw kyle and stan in trey and matts cannibal! the musical outifts

this is such a coincidence because i was literally just finishing off this drawing LMFAOO its not kyle and stan but close enough <3

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man-kills-everything · 3 months

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"Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado!' THE BIGGEST FUCKING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! He said dripping with water." Cannibal! The Musical (AKA Alferd Packer: The Musical) Dir: Trey Parker (AKA Juan Schwartz) 1993

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yours-truly-henry-jekyll · 4 months

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Ok, but we have "Ravenous", which was kinda inspired by the story of Alferd Packer but, y'know, with a supernatural twist. And we also have "The Terror", which is just the actual Franklin expedition, again with a supernatural twist.

So now I absolutely need the secret third part of "supernatural-esque horror based on real mid 19th century events with a canniballistic villain serving as a metaphor for colonialism" trifecta. And the most logical answer is Donner party. Especially given there's a book like this already ("The Hunger" by Alma Katsu ftw)

SERIOUSLY WHERE'S MY GAY RATTY BASTARD LEWIS KESEBERG?

#ravenous 1999 #colonel ives #john boyd #the terror #cornelius hickey #francis crozier #franklin expedition #alferd packer #donner party #what have i created #why #now i need it #and i need it yesterday

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shpadoinkle-day · 1 year

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By the way I made these three playlists for Trey's main roles:

Please feel free to enjoy and tell me what you think 🥰

#trey parker #playlist #BASEketball #joe cooper #cannibal the musical #alferd packer #joe young #orgazmo #plus a trey playlist im not linking but if u know u know lol #Spotify

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nartofk · 2 months

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"Be careful of my heart, won't you?"

#trey parker #cannibal! the musical #matt and trey #alferd packer #south park #tv girl #matt stone #forgive my bad editing im just a silly guy #baseketball #guys i did it again #omg i love them so much #i declare myself CEO of c!tm loool

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babyxenomorph · 1 year

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#trey parker #edited by me #edited with picsart #my edits #hope y’all enjoy #my edit #edited with prequel #cannibal! the musical #alferd packer #he’s so hot and dreamy #a real beauty of the mountains #it’s a shpadoinkle day #shpadoinkle #south park

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treyisms · 11 months

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listen ik its meant to be silly but i’d literally be begging on my hands and knees for forgiveness if trey wrote this about me (even through the context of a horse)

#like let me kiss u stink #you can be on top again idec #s loves trey musings <3 #trey parker #trey parker x reader #cannibal the musical #alferd packer

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sp-phantom · 1 year

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fudge, packer?

#alferd packer #matt stone #trey parker #matt and trey #cannibal the musical #cannibal! the musical #me

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alexanderpearce · 1 year

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dream blunt rotation is me alexander pearce and alferd packer

#shut up ulrike #kannibalismus #alexander pearce #alferd packer

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cannibalguy · 2 months

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Cannibalism and ‘Satanic Panic’ in Utah

Utah lawmakers are attempting to pass a bill to criminalise the ‘ritual abuse of a child,’ bringing back memories of the satanic panic of the 1980s, when other states passed similar laws. Critics of the bill, however, say it is unnecessary and potentially harmful. Republican state Rep. Ken Ivory is sponsoring the bill, House Bill 196. It defines ritual abuse as abuse that occurs as “part of an…

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thmollusk · 1 year

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alferd packer your pussy stank

#tape.text #me to my dog rn. her name is alferd packer

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incorrectlooneytunesquotes · 2 years

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The sthky is blue and all the leaves are green. My heart's as full as a baked potato. I think I know prethcithsely what I mean when I say it's a schpedoinkal day.

Daffy Duck

#daffy duck #source: alferd packer: the musical

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enterplanetdust · 2 months

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i love trey parker and matt stone. i love south park and orgazmo and baseketball and cannibal/alferd packer the musical and princess and team america and that's my bush and mormon the musical and

#trey and matt #trey parker #matt stone #south park

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babyxenomorph · 1 year

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#trey parker #edited by me #south park #edited with picsart #my edits #hope y’all enjoy #my edit #cannibal the musical #alferd packer #cannibal! the musical #his eyes are the best part of this pic

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telekineticseance · 6 months

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DRIVE IN

kinktober day sixteen: public

pairing: college!trey parker x f!reader

summary: after weeks of not seeing each other, trey takes you out to a movie

genre: smut

word count: 905

cw: public sex, car sex, unprotected sex

author's note: this was gonna be posted last night but i fell asleep. ANYWAYS here y'all go trey girlies. (ignore trey being alferd packer it's like the only college gif i could find and he looks so cute i couldn't resist).

“Trey stop,” You giggled as he kissed your neck. His hand moved under the top of your shirt as he played with the strap of your bra underneath.

The two of you had been so wrapped up with midterms you rarely had time to see one another but Trey surprised you with tickets to a drive in movie to see Army of Darkness. But since the two of you had been busy that also meant no time to engage in a certain...activity.

“I’m sorry.” He sighed against your neck, he looked up at you with those pleading blue eyes of his. “I just missed you.”

“Did you miss me? Or miss having sex with me?” You asked, raising your eyebrow as you looked at him.

“Is both not a good answer?” He chuckled lightly, his fingers continuing to play with the strap of your bra from under your shirt. You looked around nervously before returning your gaze back to him, “There’s people Trey.”

“I’m sure there’s other people doing stuff.” He pouted at you, “I just know we can’t do anything back at the dorms..”

He was right. Both of your dorm mates were back for the night which was one of the reasons the two of you went out instead of staying in one of your dorms like you would do on most “date nights”.

“What if we get caught?”

His face lit up slightly, he knew you were about to give in, “Nobody will. It’s dark and we’re all the way in the back.”

“Fine. But if we get caught I will kill you.”

He gave you a small laugh before he started crawling to the backseat, tripping over himself in the process. You rolled your eyes playfully before climbing behind him, straddling his hips in the backseat.

The two of you started to kiss one another, letting the need of wanting one another take over as your hands roamed each other’s bodies.

His fingers grazed along your spine as he held you close, tugging your shirt off from over your head. You did the same, pulling his off him before letting your hands rest on his chest.

“I love you.” Trey whispered, looking into your eyes. The words pulled at your chest, being the first time he uttered them to you.

“You what?”

“I love you. I do.” He assured you, caressing your face with his hand, stroking your cheek with his thumb.

“I love you too.”

He smiled before kissing you once more, his hand started to rub circles into your clit through your panties as you gasped against his lips. You opted for wearing a skirt that night, with the honest hope that it would make easier access for Trey but you didn’t think it would be in the car.

Your hands dug into his chest as you moved your hips against his hand. Trey pulled his hand away causing you to whimper slightly before you realized he was starting to unbutton his pants, pulling them down just enough for his cock to spring out from the constraints.

He pulled your panties aside as his other hand rested underneath your thigh to help you maneuver. You lifted yourself up with your legs before lowering down on his length, letting out a small whine of relief when you did.

Trey’s hand gripped tighter onto your thigh, letting out a deep groan as he looked up at you. You started to move slowly, trying to adjust to his length and the best way to move in your position without hitting your head on the top of the car.

The windows started to fog as the two of you held one another close, allowing yourself to bounce on his cock. You let out a moan that was definitely louder than it should’ve before you felt Trey’s hand cover your mouth.

“Keep moaning like that and your fear of getting caught will be a reality.” He whispered lowly, hardly able to keep his composure as he did with his eyes occasionally closing tightly.

You gave a nod, rolling your eyes back as you moaned into his hand. The sound of the movie that played in the back was tuned out by the pornographic sounds produced by the two of you.

“O-Oh god,” The feeling of Trey rapidly hitting your sweet spot caused you to cry out into his palm.

“I-I’m close Trey.” Your words were muffled as he nodded, letting out a few soft groans. You reached your orgasm fast and hard, your bouncing slowing down as you continued riding out your high but waiting for Trey to reach his own.

He moved his hand away from your mouth, gripping onto your hips as he bucked his hips up a couple times, gasping while his eyes rolled to the back of his head and his head fell back onto the car seat.

You pulled off, using your hand to continue pumping his length. You watched the liquid spew from Trey’s tip, running down your hand onto his lap. The weeks of built up tension finally coming undone in your hand.

Trey’s chest continued to rise and fall at a heightened pace as his eyes found yours, his hand moving to pull you in for another kiss. You pulled away, letting your foreheads rest against one another as you giggled softly once the sounds of the movie started creeping into your ears once again.

#trey parker #trey parker x reader #trey parker smut #kinktober #kinktober 2023

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