#all of you are fucking hired bro

[skyguy-simp]

just know this, if marvel pulls a marvel and ruins my life… don’t you dare ruin my baby loki more than you have before. I swear to god all of the fan theories I’ve seen that have me giggling and living in my own little delusions?

yeah, you all are gonna be ABSOLUTELY CORRECT in my mind. I will tune out whatever they fuck up !! that’s if they do.

#marvel #loki season 2 #loki laufeyson #my precious baby #I’m so stressed for this fifth episode #I just want my man to be thriving is THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? #they’ll be on my list if they ruin me #and all the fans who come up with stuff better than some writers??? #all of you are fucking hired bro

[maythearo]

College of Belas Artes using AI designs in advertisement for their courses, hm interesting, eat acid please

#shut up may #entire art world mutually understands this tech is not being used as a tool but to exploit and leave artists jobless #so yeah anyway one of the biggest academic institutions for art in Brazil uses it for their own promo anyway #bcs god forbid they hire any of the artists they graduate to make important social media advertisement right /s #the advertisement that announces open matriculations for the year therefore first inpressions of their institution as a whole #they graduate their students bcs they're paying for classes but offering job opportunities is suddenly not their responsibility anymore ig #whoever the fuck is the head of these decisions is so utterly out of touch with the art market like how do you still have a job #idk if I expect any uproar because this is Brazil after all and it's cultural how much we undermine art in general 🧍i hate it here #hope all ai bros go to hell this is not an exaggeration

[paverics]

i can’t believe it’s 2023 and the “only gay actors should play gay roles” argument is not only alive and kicking on twitter, but thriving. need you guys to shut the fuck up and log off so bad 😭

#im in the trenches for straight actors to play gay roles bro #because number ONE you don’t actually know if they are or not #which leads nicely to point number 2 — it’s none of your fucking business whether they are or not #basically it all just kinda translates to ‘I hate closeted people and I don’t think they deserve to work’ lmaooo #but also like imagine going into Starbucks and the hiring manager asks if you kiss girls #acting is a job and we should (literally) never allow people to be hired on the basis of their sexuality #you know why? because that opens the door for them NOT to be hired on the basis of their sexuality :) #thats never a precedent which should be allowed to exist #even if you think ‘oh but this is a special circumstance and it’s because it’s a public role’ #that’s called a slope babe and it can get very slippery very quickly #Hollywood is powerful and stories are powerful and the media is powerful #and it’s ability to normalise and justify things at a rapid pace shouldn’t be overestimated

[turtlemagnum]

:0 <- people when the personality test they told facts about themselves tells them facts about themselves

#decided to take an mbti because why not #it's infp btw. if you even care. #(you shouldn't) #i think it's funny that the test results were all like #“INFPs actually see and treat their employees like people!! isn't that weird???” #and it's like bro. that should be every boss #sadly i know it's not. personal fucking experience #but yeah. reaffirming what i already knew!!! #i sincerely hope that my game gets popular enough that i can open a game studio. #then i can hire people to do the hard parts of game development for me!! i'll be unstoppable!!! #well. as will all of my employees. they're probably more important in this equation honestly #but i'll be the guy who pays them. so the media will attribute it all to me babey!!!!! #<- guy who actually doesn't very much like the idea of having the work of dozens if not hundreds of people attributed to him

[backtochicago]

maybe that duck finally realized that running a minecraft server with a massive fanbase including performative chronical online fans and functioning it as a brand business paying salaries to the employees are never as easy as what he thought and only collecting leasons from following someone shadow footprints will never make you realize how risky it is until you are in their shoes.

#like do i feel bad when he almost had a mental breakdown right in a livestream ? not really but soft of #but at the same time do i feel he doesn't deserve all of those oppression ? no #he made his own bed he legitimately invited himself into this mess which could have prevented in the first place #he was the one cutting the relationship with the rest of his former friends #he was the one hiring all of the mod volunteers he was the one making those “ there is no war in ba sing se ” rules #he was the one functioning this Minecraft server as a business company not a passion project #he was the one building up this fanbase - the oppressed fans willingly doxxing and threatening ccs and other fans #he cannot pull out ' i barely caught up anything ' when it comes to paying salaries to other mods #because he made the damn principles applied to every mods how tf he can forget ? #not to mention he (used to) study laws ?? commercial laws ???? #and when he fucking cried and talking about wilbur and sobbed about he was no longer in the server #yet none of supporting statements toward to shelby were made like okay bro im sure being a blind-eyed man must be tough for you last year #like what he even expected ? this is what happened if you silenced your voices and permitted your fucking fandom swept all of its issues #either he need to change or the damn server will go down to the pit hole #/neg

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

nothing sucks more than being made to apply for the 20 jobs/100 points a month for centrelink and they STILL havent paid you for the last month. and also pretending to do applications for jobs that you know you wont get.... bc still, after your past year's job experience, NO ONE wants to hire you. fucking hate job hunting man.

#life #about me #shut up ilona #ilona's job hunting thoughts and woes lol #ilona's work dilemmas #ilona's work thoughts #besides the point that i keep getting told to apply for disability job program instead and claim it's my anxiety that makes me need it #except i need a psychologist and my doctor to vouch for me #but at least i dont have to physically go into a job provider office anymore and get dismissed after a 2 min meeting... #.... all to be told that i should PAY FOR MY OWN xero or myob course instead of them paying for it for me.... which they should actually do #but bro it's $800 that i dont have on jobseeker FUCKING PAY IT FOR ME #but you have savings yeah?? well yes but thats not your business and im not going to use those.... bc now i have to use them for my car #and also the main reason i want my backpay after not applying for JS for 6 months is bc my car rego is due 2 days before my birthday.... #....and it $519.60 so PAY ME CENTRELINK FOR FUCKS SAKE #and also ive only applied for 34 jobs over the last 6 months and kept vouching that at least one of them would instantly hire me #bc i had one year's recent experience which is obvs what my old boss fucked up for me with being my referee for that disability admin posit #*position..... or one of you dumb motherfuckers putting out useless job ads hire me for fucks sake it's not that fucking hard y'know what i

[fingertipsmp3]

What I really don’t get is job interviewers who make it clear that they don’t want you or don’t think you could do the job well, and when you try to defend yourself they come up with weird fucking contradictions. Like. Why the fuck are you even bothering to interview me at this point. Genuinely why waste your time. I know you’re getting paid to waste this half hour with me instead of doing your actual job, but still

#i don’t want to go back to job hunting man i really really don’t. my knee needs to fix itself and my current job needs to hire me #permanently because ahhhhhhhhhh #i interviewed for a fucking FAST FOOD position about 4 months before i started my current job and the stone cold fucking audacity #the interviewer had was mind boggling. she was fucking arguing with me. she was so snide about everything i said #i was like. i don’t know what you expect from me. this is fast food. most of your workers are 16 year olds who hate their lives #i am here because i hated teaching so much that switching to food service seems fine; and you guys are in the area and hiring #i was upfront about this. like do you expect me to go in with a huge corporate smile? i won’t! learn to appreciate honesty #these are the same ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ motherfuckers. bro i APPLIED. i have a completely clear schedule. I WANT TO WORK #i should’ve walked out of that interview man. i’m so glad she didn’t hire me #i also had this interview for a dental nurse position (it still hurts that i didn’t get that because it would’ve been fucking ideal) #and she was asking questions about how i handle stress and i was like ‘yeah i’m fine’ and she was like ‘but didn’t you just say you left #teaching due to stress?’ and i was like ‘no that’s not what i said. i left due to the level of responsibility’ #‘well being a dental nurse also requires a lot of responsibility’ woman unless you’re planning on making me do 50+ hours of unpaid #extra work; in my home; lesson planning… no the fuck it doesn’t #like the only work i’d be taking home as a dental nurse would be my coursework to get the qualification and that’s not at all the same thing #i’m completely fine with studying at home unpaid. i have myself paid out of pocket to study at home. like. #it just really felt like she didn’t want me and didn’t think i could do it. but then she invited me to the next stage of interviews anyway #just to ultimately reject me. whyyyyyyyy… you could’ve saved both of us half an hour & me a 10 minute drive bro #like maybe it’s just me but if i were an interviewer i would.. idk… SHORTLIST PEOPLE WHO I THOUGHT COULD DO THE FUCKING JOB #i don’t know. maybe in interviews i’m saying something really wrong or putting my foot in my mouth or i just have a noxious personality #in which case to be honest i would rather just straight up be kicked out of an interview. i would so much prefer to hear #‘i think we’ve heard enough. thank you for your time but i can tell you right now that i don’t think you’re a good fit for the position. #best of luck in the future’ than ‘it was so nice meeting you; we’ll call you’ and then it’s a rejection #when you fucking Knew it was going to be a rejection. like why keep me there!! why give me any level of hope that i’m going to be escaping #unemployment any time soon. BRO #i respect every company that has refused to even interview me so much more than the ones that have interviewed me just for the fucking sake #of it and sent a manager who was rude as hell #if you don’t think i have the experience or am unsuitable you can just say that bro #personal #rant

[atthebell-moved]

Another thing i wanna complain about at twitchcon sd: the bathrooms. Not about cleanliness or lines (i never waited in a line a single time) but gender inclusivity.

The convention center has never updated their bathrooms so they have only women's and men's restrooms (and likely some family & accessible one-stall rooms somewhere; i never saw them). Twitch, in a very sad attempt at inclusivity, slapped up trans/all-gender symbols (⚧️) next to each of these to say "all bathrooms are gender neutral/inclusive". Which is cool! If that were actually the case.

Instead it was just. Women's and men's bathrooms. And as is always the case in public places with gendered bathrooms, most non-binary people were just all using the women's bathrooms (including me) bc I'd rather feel a little weird than get harassed by random twitch bros for using their bathrooms.

So like. I guess they made an effort? And they worked with what they had, which was gendered bathrooms, but it was still a bit frustrating. Obviously the convention center and other venues need to work on this stuff but it would help if companies renting them out pushed for it.

#im passionate about gender neutral bathrooms you dont even know #ive been to two supposedly progressive universities ans i promise even the ones working on it fuck up all the time #twitchcon sd #also i did actually use the mens room once bc i wasnt paying attention #but that was the first day when there were way less twitch bros #and you cant just turn a mens restroom into a gn bathroom bc of all the urinals #theres never enough stalls and seeing a line of dudes at urinals is kind of a lot for people if they haven't used mens bathrooms a lot #idk this isnt even that big of a problem ive just worked in gender inclusivity and event planning so it bugged me #twitch hire me to fix your shit #dont actually i wont work for you #dream hire me for dreamcon ive literally planned this shit before #bell.txt #bell at twitchcon sd

[scare-ard--sleigh]

ohhhhhhhhhh my goddddddddd and now the fucking t*ble t*nnis guy is passive aggressively up my ass : \

#work stuff #silver jelly #'i've noticed editing has slowed down...' first of all ;;; i was editing the 3.5k words of incomprehensible nonsense because you all #won't hire real writers for almost TWO HOURS on friday. i skipped Yesterday. you sent that message at 10 AM when i HAD one of those #fucking awful awful articles on my roster for today. so that's what;;;; 1 work day unaccounted for? fuck off #secondly; you assholes REFUSE to tell me how much you're expecting from me; you just fucking yell at us when we're not going #'fast enough' when you WON'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS #this is an internal fucking site and we have REAL clients with REAL ACTUAL deadlines ;;; this is not !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a priority to me!!!!!!! #thirdly; ;;;; i took this project AS A FAVOR to someone who's on maternity leave. i did not even want it. she fucking told me 'ohhh you're #the only one i trust' when there's ... literally ;;; another editor on this who is her best friend from childhood or whatever . #like manipulating me; basically; into taking this project (and she didn't even need to; i wanted the hours anyway) #STILL; ;;; it's not something i picked; it's not something i even particularly wanted to do !!!!! #and it's endless shit;; every god damn week it's some version of 'is everything okay? you're slowing down?' like yeah bro i got other work! #jesus fucking CHRIST i just cannot !!!!! #i sent a message in the chat i straight up said 'i try to do one of these a day but i don't feel like it's enough so please tell me what #your expectations are' and if he dodges i'm saying 'an approximate number would be really helpful' like fuck dude i don't CARE if #you tell me you need 10 of these by the end of the week -- i can maybe even make that happen but this isn't fucking working !!!! #@god please get me out of here holy shit .

[dragonlights]

Sometimes you see a post that makes you want to sleep for a century cause of the sheer 'missing the point' of it all.

#dragontalk #eat the rich isn't about shitty content creators who are charging A Fee to access their content #unless they're exploiting the folks they hire to produce or host that content #alienating their fans sucks but THAT'S NOT WHAT EAT THE RICH IS #y'all say eat the rich and be like 'i you say eat the rich and expect us to spare you' like #i don't think the ghost bros are fuckin ellen tier #or even Fucking. Markiplier tier of wealth? #like. it doesn't mean to just eat folks who landed in a nice spot making art or a nice job who could afford a house and a yard #it's the ceos of companies who report record profits while laying off their workers by the hundreds #it's creators who TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR WORKERS TO MAKE A PROFIT #or even take advantage of their Fans to make a profit #the dumb ghost bros aren't taking advantage of folks or selling some sham pyramid scheme thing or anything #it sucks putting their shit behind a paywall especially when folks are looking for that entertainment but #of all the entitled bullshit #you aren't. Owed. access to a Creator's work. even if they've gotten more popular. #you are owed transparency and honesty and maybe even the vague assumption that those involved in the endeavor are being treated fairly #but if fuckin hussie put homestuck behind a 10 dollar a month paywall thay would stil suck but it STILL wouldn't be eat the rich #y'all gonna to after neil gayman for charging for books now? for good omens and shit??? #just. i GET the frustration but if there is a revolution we need to tie these folks up for a bit (loony toons style. not like. prison) #and be like #' y'all. y'all. chill. rip out the throat of idk. netflix CEOs or paramount or whatever' #just. thus post was initially going to be gauging my eyes out with marx's rusty spoons but i haven't read enough marc myself #to feel comfortable making that joke

[vagueiish]

if anyone has any examples of 30-something+ near/full NEETs eventually doing something worthwhile with their lives, that'd be greatly appreciated

#well meaning people give examples of people who didnt become famous til they were older #'harrison ford was like 40 when he started acting :)' #yeah and he had had a p good career as a carpenter up til then #he didnt have to claw his way out of the swamp of worthlessness. he was already somebody just in a different direction #all those fucking quote unquote late bloomers werent actually late bloomers #theyd just either bloomed somewhere else and managed to transplant themselves #or theyd already bloomed - even if just a little - and it took a while for them to bloom to such an extent that people cared #here i am at *coughcpugh* years old still in the fuckin seed packet bro #college drop out with no job skills. working a mindless skillless directionless retail job #a job i didnt get til i was almost 30 mind you. my v first job #one id been turned down for before but thanks covid! for lowering the hiring standards at (retail job) i guess #the swcond best time to plant a tree is now i guess #but the potential of blooming twenty fucking years from now doesnt help me now. especially considering all the ways shit could hit the fan #im still marveling at the fact i didnt have a job til a few years ago. lmao what a fuckin loser #it wasnt without trying. and tbf 18 through my 20s was....a lot of caretaking of family #but thats no excuse? people find ways to do both #anyway. yeah. it'd be nice to see that other people managed to climb their way out of the same-ish hole i gind myself in #but i doubt it 🙃 #everyone on here is like.... artistically skilled. or do shit with computers. or like.... are valued members of their friend groups #people are like 'youre not alone!' but idk man. i think im the only person who has been *this* worthless #to the void with love

[actual-corpse]

Giving your character extra arms is bad if you suck at poses.

I don't suck at poses.... I'm just trying to keep the shapes of Luna Moth Girl clean.

#i was done with the rough draft long before class #so I spent the time practicing expressions and seeing how Lunie's face would work with squash and stretch #professor said 'too symmetrical' #i said 'rough draft. I was trying to slap together what I wanted lol' #like Im really gonna turn that in... Im not having it bro #*mood soured... as I was telling this funny story My shift on the 29th got cut and that was the only day I had that week #fuck walmart #and fuck my coach for cutting MY hours #if youve got a fucking problem with my performance fucking say so instead of being a pussy ass bitch and just cutting hours #Boomers and Xers wanna call US fucking cowardly for 'silent quitting' when those asshats are 'silent firing' us stfu #my walmart is fucking HIRING people WHILE CUTTING HOURS? #TELL ME HOW THAT MAKES SENSE PLEASE #fuck #what the fuck #fuck you #holy fuck #fuck fuck fuuuuuck #better fucking fix it #i cant talk to anyone because they're never in their fucking office where they can be found #'Open door policy' my ass #THE DOORS ARE ALWAYS CLOSED AND THE OFFICES ARE EMPTY WTF DO YOU MEEAN #fuck wal mart #fuck ceos #take a fucking pay cut #its not like you can spend all that money before you fucking croak #fuck america #while im at it #fucking bullshit fucking country #funding genocide #starving kids

[amidalas]

soooooooooooo fucking tired of working here where im just the forgettable front desk lady secretary who is the only one capable of taking accountability and responsibility

#like it's not even about the money anymore. I'm just getting looked past and forgotten and dismissed #like I offer my input in conversations I think I'm a part of and I don't even get acknowledged!! at all!! #and then the managers and the 'cool' people get invited out for lunch. and then they say oh we'll bring you something back! #and then they forget anyways #or I send emails and texts and they don't get read #or I get handed paperwork as the employees just chatter on #I have to make every phone call even though I have no information #or I have to explain everything multiple times and still take charge #and I have to deal with ALL of the walk in business because everyone else runs away! literally they scatter! #I'm just so fucking sick of it bro!!! #I've applied for 20+ jobs in 3 days!! #please hire me!

[the-100th-witch]

I ate my lunch but my family keeps bothering me 😒 literally for 25 mins of silence to work but nah

I should go to Starbucks maybe but I don't wanna spend the money anymore. I could go to the library?? Maybe.

But I also like working at home bc all my shits here. Ugh

#i got 25 mins of work done before my mom came in to tell me my sister needs someone to watch the kids #well she better find someone else #i know I'm gonna get guilted into watching them... #personal #honestly if she needs someone bc her and my bro in law are working thats different #but all the times she asked was bc she wanted to go party or go drinking and maybe 1-2 to do actual errands #like oops maybe you shouldn't had kids then??? like i love my niece and nephew but i didn't birth them #I'm gonna have to put my foot down that I'm only willing to watch them if they need to work and maybe the getting them to bed here and there #bc the issue is not that i don't want to see them or help out etc its that its almost every fucking week at this point #and the last couple of times has been bc my sister and her husband wanted to go out which again 1-2 times ok i get that #but every fucking week? hire a live in nanny then

[twistedappletree]

🙃

#hired a new girl and she quit after 2 weeks to work at Starbucks??? #bro #I’m sorry but like #if you were gonna get paid $50/hr to walk dogs in the forest all day would you do it?? #or would you go to Starbucks and have mackayleigh throw lattes at you bc u got her 400 ingredient drink wrong #while making like $10/hr (min wage here lmao) #I’m fucking done dude wtf #the only reason why I complain about the job sometimes #is bc I literally have ALL of the assistant responsibilities #all the new girls gotta do is walk fucking dogs #????????????????? #idgi idGI #anyway #back to no days off for me lmfao f u ck #apple babble 🍎 #non fandom

[jaythelay]

The saddest, funniest thing about the rich is they have nothing else. Not a life lived but a luxury wasted. Not a tale worth telling but a fetish for hoarding. No personality without paying editors and people to talk for you.

A real "I accomplished nothing anyone can possibly care about positively."

Like. Bob Iger.

Seriously.

Who?

#eat the rich #wga strikes #it's like bro you have all this fuck off money #go do something with it yourself #you hire actors and writers etc etc specifically because your dumbass doesn't know how to operate your phone camera #they come to you to aid in creating whatever idea they have #it's mutual except somehow not everybody's getting paid fairly to a noticeable and unreasonable level #regardless #if they used that money to make the world a better place #maybe I'd put him woth bob the builder #in terms of memorability