so you’re telling me during the asg player draft there weren’t any trades? No captains hunched together whispering and giggling then announcing they have agreed to a trade. And that trade being identical to a trade that actually happened. And the players are interviewed and asked were they expecting the trade and one guy is like “umm ya its tough to swallow rn 😔”
to start off; all players must have at least 1 (one) weed brownie before entry. this is mandatory
activities:
karaoke but everyone is randomly paired off for duets (emphasis on random. i want guys who have never looked each other in the eyes to sing ‘love is an open door’ together)
cooking competition (whoever makes something edible wins. maybe hire gordon ramsey?)
never have i ever (needs to get weirdly sexual within the first few questions)
professional tarot readings (mcdavid starts getting visibly scared here because he is still so high)
big brother-esque sofa room (drama purposes)
musical chairs (skates on, competitiveness encouraged)
those big inflatable hamster balls (public humiliation purposes)