#alpha rvb

[theosphobia]

#red vs blue #rooster teeth #rvb #blue team rvb #michael j caboose #lavernius tucker #leonard l church #church rvb #tucker rvb #caboose rvb #epsilon rvb #alpha rvb

[banamine-bananime]

god, the relationship between alpha and all the freelancers is just So Much. like, the way the only people alpha, apparently, is allowed to directly interact with are the fucking Director and the Counselor. that on its own would have been enough to make me tear my brain apart like no additional torture needed.

yet basement boy here knows the freelancers better than anyone. he inhabits their home in the sense that the MOI is kind of his body. that's complicated by the other AI of the MOI, like at the very least there's FILSS and she seems to run most of the MOI's day-to-day systems like life support training simulations etc., and by the fact that clearly alpha does not have constant access to all the cameras and mics of the ship or it would not be possible to lie to him about agents dying. but it's his purpose of existing to understand every minute variable about them that could influence mission success in such depth to figure out anything that can be done to help them improve and succeed and survive.

do you get me??? fucking Parasocial Relationships Man of all time. the sheer intensity of that one-way relationship. the way they'll all never get to know alpha, have no idea that in this all-time-most-toxic-workplace trying to break them there's someone who loves them so much. who they're the entire world of and who they don't know exists. and each fragment coming into the world with the knowledge they failed to keep them safe latent somewhere in them. and then getting to go out and meet these people who seem so familiar and important somehow.

i dunno man. but it keeps me up at night.

#*alpha screaming over not just tex but also wash dying as epsilon is born replaying in my head 24/7* girl help me The Implications #rvb #red vs blue #alpha rvb #church rvb #alexa send post

[churchs-topsurgery-scars]

Me, holding up Church: Why did they make this insufferable middle aged man so kinnable?

#he's so stupid I've been rotating him in my brain for a year straight #i hate him #rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #church rvb #epsilson rvb #alpha rvb

[washilon]

i got into red vs blue at the beginning of this month and i'm not normal about it. here's the culmination of three weeks of pure unbridled Insanity

#〽️ ; doodles #rvb #red vs blue #oh lord #dexter grif #grif rvb #richard simmons #simmons rvb #grimmons #leonard l church #church rvb #alpha rvb #epsilon rvb #??? #lavernius tucker #tucker rvb #Screams. cries. uellsbd #sorry it's 50% grimmons they're the only guys i've thought about this week #i need to draw the whole cast i think #but anyway this series has me in a death grip #i binged the entire thing within like 2 weeks and a half or something. i am not normal about it #sorry if some of these look weird i'm still trying to figure out my designnssdghbd

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RvB Friendship Fray- Round One, Part Two, Poll Twelve

#rvb relationship royale #red vs blue #rvb #poll competition #rvb polls #caboose rvb #michael j caboose #wash rvb #agent washington #alpha rvb #church rvb #leonard church #delta rvb #gamma rvb #gary rvb #sigma rvb #omega rvb #o'malley rvb #theta rvb #eta rvb #iota rvb #epsilon rvb

[funkycoffee]

Never wana draw armor again lol. Another caboose redraw 💙

#my artwork #rvb #red vs blue #caboose #rvb church #alpha rvb #michael j caboose #rvb caboose #rvb fanart

[the-chosen-system]

who is the biggest babygirl of red vs blue and why is it alpha church

#alpha rvb #rvb alpha #rvb #red vs blue #babygirl

[blue-rasberry-soda]

The Director and Allison have Carolina

The Director and The Counselor create Alpha [Who is a recreation of The Director] and the Fragments [One of which is a recreation of Allison]

The Director creates ~100 failed recreations of Allison.

Alpha creates Epsilon [Who is a recreation of Alpha, who is a recreation of The Director]

Epsilon creates Recreations of the Alpha Fragments [One of which is a Recreation of the Recreation of Allison]

Carolina considers Epsilon and the Epsilon Fragments to be her Siblings.

Beta [Allison Recreation] and Epsilon Beta [Recreation of Allison Recreation] are her.... siblings??????????? And what of the 100???????

(Not to mention Doc creating O'Malley and North adopting Theta. What would you even CALL THAT???)

#rvb #Red vs Blue #carolina rvb #the director rvb #Leonard Church #Alpha Rvb #Epsilon Rvb #Allison Church #Tex rvb #Beta Rvb

[help-we-are-out-of-chicken-fries]

Begging RvB fandom to notice this song

#alpha church rvb #rvb #alpha rvb #church rvb #Spotify

[the-headless-horsedude]

Riiight. It just happened to do it while it was inside your head.

#red vs blue #rvb #agent washington #leonard church #rvb alpha #rvb washington #flashing lights #tw flashing lights #ask to tag #(better be safe than sorry) #rvbedit #hayden makes gifs

[trashinyourpockets]

First, he's tortured to the point of fragmentation and amnesia, then he's isolated with "idiots," next he sees Tex and she "dies", twice, then he is transferred to an empty base to be left alone for 14 months.

Way to be someone's blorbo Church.

#art #artists of tumblr #red vs blue #rvb #rvb art #halo #red vs blue art #my art #sketch #rvb church #red vs blue church #rvb reconstruction #red vs blue reconstruction #rvb alpha #red vs blue alpha #seriously someone give him a break jesus

[theosphobia]

Alpha ai church

i do check my inbox i swear )-)o

still fucking w my church design but its getting there

#rvb #red vs blue #rooster teeth #leonard l church #alpha church #alpha rvb #church rvb #my art

[high-voltage-rat]

something I do appreciate about red vs blue is its particular brand of “came back wrong”. you were brought back, but you’re just a memory of the person you’re supposed to be. you’re just the expectations of them. you’re just the pieces everyone else saw and remembered. you’re tough like the original, but you’ll always fail no matter how tough you are, because the original failed, too. you’ve got a personality like the original, but it’s not quite right because you didn’t actually live the life they did. there’s this person you love- who you would kill or suffer or die for- but you don’t know why, you just know you’re supposed to be together because that’s what you were made for.

#thinkin abt tex and epsilon at 4am on a thursday #anyway thinkin about the fact that tex and church were never *actually* together outside of blood gulch #she tried to save alpha. she failed. he didn't know who she was and she was forced to leave him. #but realistically? he'd never met her before. because she wasn't allison and he wasn't leonard #they were both just copies that knew who they were supposed to be #and epsilon never met tex. he only had the copy based on alpha's muddled memories. #and then when he brought her back... she was just even more wrong because she was a memory of a memory #and even with all of alpha's memories #epsilon wasn't alpha. he was someone different because he'd been through different things #alpha didn't remember what was done to him. epsilon did. alpha didn't know what he'd lost. epsilon did. #alpha lived his life. had relationships with the reds and blues. epsilon just remembered it. #and with that in mind you have to wonder... #what did tex actually remember? who did she think she was? what did she think the director and alpha were to her? #because epsilon had alpha's memories but beta didn't even have that. #anyway yeah roommate agreed to experience rvb with me and we watched seasons 1-10 together and hooboy #I'm back on my bullshit #red vs blue #rvb #Agent Texas #tex rvb #Leonard Church #church rvb #epsilon rvb #alpha rvb #beta rvb

[squiffed-then-sozzled]

JUST FOUND OUT MY DAD HAS MILITARY GRADE TRACKERS ON ME AND MY SIBLINGS 😭😭😭

#anyways the song fit to well to not make this #red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb church #rvb tex #chex #rvb alpha #rvb beta #leonard church #edit

[p0kern1ght]

alpha fragments (other than gamma and sigma but theyre bald guys you know what they look like)

#red vs blue #rvb #leonard church #allison church #theta rvb #delta rvb #omalley rvb #epsilon rvb #can you tell i dont like epsilon as much as i likechurch. sorry who said that #i love you alpha system. oh alpha's system i love you #btw if anyone is ever weirdabout the fragments to me ill kill them with my osdd1b powers

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RvB Friendship Fray- Round One, Part Two, Poll Fourteen

#rvb relationship royale #red vs blue #rvb #poll competition #rvb polls #church rvb #leonard church #alpha rvb #grif rvb #dexter grif #doc rvb #frank dufresne #donut rvb #franklin delano donut