the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
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the fake fic ask game
🐝 send me a fake fic title, and I’ll make up a summary for it!
🐑 send me a fake set of fic tags, and I’ll try to come up with a summary for it!
🦮 send me a summary I already did for one of the above two, and I’ll try to write a snippet for that summary!
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luca marinelli character FIGHT: FINALE
thank you all for coming along on this ride with me i've been having a great time.
in first place, our winner is (entirely unsurprisingly):
nicolò di genova! by a not insignificant margin (view the polls here and here)
and of course, in second place:
primo nizzuto! he almost made it.
tied for third are martin eden and fabio cannizzaro!
thank you all for playing this game with me! but it's not over yet: starting tomorrow we'll begin with the Bonus Rounds, i.e. matchups suggested to me by You, or ones i thought would be funny. not all suggestions made it to keep from dragging this tournament out forever. there WILL be another post with some extra statistics from this tournament tomorrow, but that concludes this Luca Marinelli Character FIGHT, and i'll see you all in the bonus rounds
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ok confession i don't think I've ever drawn a cuter mabel than this...... i like how i draw her now but this one is just so iconic to me shape and energy wise. platonic ideal of a mabel
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sometimes i imagine a world where disco elysium somehow reached widemass success and acquired a community of male fans who have the specific combination of brainworms to create either inspirational alpha quotes atop grayscale pictures of lions or joker smoking png "they laugh at me because im different I laugh at them because they're the same" + the middle ground between them. don't question too hard how this predicament would happen just roll with the scenario. my question is which disco male would be most likely to end up in the clutches of those dudes. i think jean and maybe harry have the highest potential
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Make him pay. (insp.)
Gif 1: An image of Eddie Munson from Stranger Things celebrating in the forest by pumping his fists and then pointing toward offscreen. Text reads: "The world should have protected you"
Gif 2: An image of Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things in the woods, opening his arms in invitation. Image switches to Eddie's face as he squares his shoulders in resolve. Text reads: "But you have been asked to protect it."
Gif 3: An image of Eddie in a green, grassy field, testing his new shield, made from a garbage can lid and spikes. Dustin sits in the background, watching. Text reads: "What an Honor..."
Gif 4: An image of Eddie in the Upside Down, dressed for battle and looking worried. The color slowly fades from the image until it is in black and white. Text reads: "What an Injustice"
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Are mime's limbs required to be arms/legs? Could they be more tentacle-like?
They can be anything. Depending on the mime, their appendages can be jointed (Rede, Atrox), segmented (TyV, Scuppy), or rubberhose (Uppsulka, El Ganso,). This basically dictates how their appendages can bend and be manipulated, but beyond this, there isn't much else that dictates their form.
They technically can stem from anywhere on their torso (or in some cases, their head. See: Twiddle's mustache), not just at the shoulders and base. They don't even need hands or feet, and they are not limited to 4 limbs (Uppsulka has 8, N&O both have 6, Maggie has 6).
With this all being said, a theoretical rubberhose mime with no interest in functioning like a humanoid, could have 8 spindely tentacles at their base that can be manipulated just like tentacles. Or, even segmented or jointed as well, though they would lack the native fluidity of tentacles.
The most recent mime I drew yesterday, Chamberlain, has jointed, tentacle-like limbs on their lower half. Not as fluid as a rubberhose could be, but still tentacle-esque nonetheless.
A mime's appendages can go beyond this possibility as well. It can be possible for mimes to skip the length entirely and just have hands and feet jointed at the base. One could have knives protruding from their body, instead of limbs (Caelas legs are similar to this, in a way). A mime could have a single spring at their base to hop around on, or wheels, or fin-like flaps. Really, anything.
The only reason so many have limbs and hands and feet is just because they often view themselves in the same light as their god, who is a humanoid. This doesn't stop some from being more creative with their image, though :3.
TL;DR: Yes, a mime can have tentacles, or anything else for that matter, in place of limbs.
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