#also im morosexual

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

i am HOWLING............

#LITCHRALLY the funniest way they couldve done this. i am on the GROUND #'[spoiler]'s dying' 'this aint about him' #kinnporsche #bl drama #crying. moron4moron......... #I mean sure this is also about kinn forgetting his troubles and cares and whatever but also. [spoiler] is literally getting [redacted] rn #kinn 'im such a bad boss... gotta be a better boss' #also kinn: 'i keep feeling like ive forgotten something' #telling everyone i wwatch kinnporsche for the important morosexual representation.

[universalsatan]

can’t tell if i’m confusing wanting to look like almost stereotypically macho men or just being wildly attracted to them. or both i guess

#i mean i always used to say bi dilemma but im realizing this is mostly just gay now godbless. trans rights #for context. im thinking like. young harrison ford (i Know.; the reason im saying this is i remember Both my mom and dad acknowledging him #as the og Macho Man™️) and because it crossed my dash. jackles. but not really young jackles like s1 dean but matured jackles like more rece #it’s funny cause in practice. the person ive been pursuing (while Also an idiot. maybe i should just accept myself as morosexual at this #point) is actually. very effeminate HAHAHDHAHSJDHSJ #to the extent that my mom has thought he was gay in the past. i was talking about him to my sister and she asked if he was gay LMAO #which is hilarious because as far as i know (and ive known him for… almost 6 years ig? pined for almost 5). i’m Only aware that hes had a #crush on a girl ages ago. but this was also thru a secondhand source we’ve never actually talked about that #we probably should but we’re both idiots i have no idea how it’d be brought up #but in terms of effeminate. hm. he’s actually Really tall maybe over 6ft? and he Can have a deep voice. i think he can sing bass? but he #actually speaks in a higher register. god i wonder if he’s doing the opposite of me. who’s always consciously deepend my voice LMAO #he’s a HUGE plant enthusiast. HUGE. i dont Think he’s ND (or at least he doesn’t from what i can tell. I get vibes) but he straight up has a #plant fixation. knows so much about care. when he worked in greenhouses he learned the latin names for a good portion of them. i know this #isnt exactly ‘effeminate’ but he does all the gardening. oh and to add to it ig. i dont know HOW. he was NOT. irked by gore and blood??? #when i explained to him what my potential job as a crime scene cleaner could entail??? but he cannot STAND bugs. he FREAJED OUT (over text) #at the mention of a spider. so of course. me being the 8yo boy with a playground crush. proceeded to tell him all my Fun Spider Encounters #lets see i think he also really loves to bake? ive seen these elaborate cakes (tp roll for covid. a fish) he’s made on insta. and there was #that one time he brought me those three most MOIST chocolate cupcakes with raspberry buttercream icing. i deadass ASCENDED to heaven. #food IS the way to a man’s heart btw. #oh yeah and the fact that i met him in the first place — well. i play oboe in ensembles. and he’s flute/piccolo. yeaHAHSHAHSHH #LMAO remembering that while he doesnt keysmash (i’ve started to around him. it’s mostly emojis bless his heart) he deadass called me ‘hun’ #oh and the best part? i couldnt think kf what to watch. and he’s over here saying he doesnt watch ANYTHING. like bro how do u NOT. listen to #any music past 1900. OR OPERA EITHER. and NOT have any favorite movies/shows??? wh??? like. he deadass was like ‘unless [gardening channel #on youtube] counts’ like girl i am so in love #but yeah i was literally sitting there sounding like a pretentious film nerd bro i cant fuckin believe it. but i FINALLY wriggle it out of #him. because apparently he cant concentrate on most movies (valid.). the ones he CAN are cheesy chick flick comedies #saying that he can recite 90% of mean girls. thats his favorite movie #and he also mentioned like. legally blonde #and i have a feeling he almost was avoiding it in case i would judge him or whatever but ngl i honestly fell harder HAHSHSJAJDJAJ #fuck 30 tags but let’s just say. very effeminate compared to me. a full on Dad

[croakings]

mulberry mulberry mulberry mulberry mulberry and uhhhh mulberry

edit: WAIT THIS WAS FOR THE ASK GAME........ you should have picked the idiot one i'm so sorry. anyway hiiiiii ;)

(x)

#answered #anonymous #MY BAD #also tho im Very aroace so outlook not so good #this is very funny tho. i thought it was some sort of response to the meatball chant. #you're a morosexual now. congratulations 🎉

[minnowtank]

founders of eden fake tumblr posts

kind of long so im putting it under a cut

🍎 brainworm9 Follow

Every time I see an article on this I lose my mind a little bit more. For the last fucking time. The sinkholes in Japan do not give you cancer. They don't. That's a rumour and it was debunked 6 years ago. Why do I keep seeing posts about how no one wants to torte to Japan because they'll get cancer are you guys just stupid. Also we are right next to El Salvador and they have sinkholes too but no one talks about el Salvador ooohh nooo it's just Japan Japan Japan don't go to Japan youll get cancer ooooooohhhhhhh

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🌠 jacquie-dearest Follow

of course i have to be a serial monogamist who years for marriage. why does nothing ever work out for me. and i cant even blame my transition because i got more game as a woman so. are all my relationships just destined to fizzle out? am i doomed to be alone forever? doomed to wander alone as never-happy-jacquie...

💄killyourcreator Follow

^33 years old BTW

🌠 jacquie-dearest Follow

i forgot to make my post unrebloggable also youre going to the scrapyard if you pull this shit again

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✝️ bianca-neve Follow

Why does no one believe I can see into the future when I tell them I can? Not even the religious people believe me immediately. What happened to faith guys? You all pray to Saint Kauhane but you can't believe that I have the same ability as him?

#ok I guess yousef is fine because hes muslim and they dont pray to kauhane but this is still very frustrating.

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🫁 y-ousef Follow

Neo-Catholics continue to be the most annoying group of people on Exodus. We love historical revisionism. Shit in my hands and clap

🫁 y-ousef Follow

Sometimes I still miss my ex-wife because I could complain about this with her and not alone in my apartment talking to myself as if i were possessed

#i should delete this post

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🇸🇪 stefansohlman Follow

And this is just one of the many things they took from us.

🗺️ historyfan28 Follow

What kind of faggy ass shit is this that is a furniture corporation it's not even like the fucking stockholms slott or whatever

Also I reported your account 18 times

🇸🇪 stefansohlman Follow

Ignore my son, he is "Schizoposting"

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🪓 the-manila-shakers-deactivated2412 Follow

We would like to address the false claims that we are a "cult." Members are allowed to leave at any time and all who join our group do so out of their own free will. We Manila Shakers do not believe in extortion.

🌠 jacquie-dearest Follow

i believe you john mark but aren't you guys supposed to be off the grid and not have social media theoretically

🪓the-manila-shakers-deactivated2412 Follow

You're right. Will delete the account

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💄killyourcreator Follow

Want to start a support group for ex-sexbots but when I try to use another site to make a community post it has this thing called a "captcha" and I can't seem to figure out the answer to it.

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🗺️ historyfan28 Follow

Hes like five foot six and he got franz ferdinand's death mixed up with whitney houston's death and he said he didnt know who whitney houston was and I desire him carnally on a level beyond human comprehension im like idiotsexual morosexual. Stupidosexual as it were

🍎 brainworm9 Follow

How am I the stupid one when I'm the third youngest nwg medical division member in history and you're unemployed

🗺️ historyfan28 Follow

Jesus christ how did you find me

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#🐟 #<-new tag? #founders of eden

[novelcain]

Hi hello hope your having a good day or that it atleast gets better but ive just read all the posts on your blog about ur fic and i am so excited for the mutual thought of "wtf?? Wait.. Shit im into that" and "why tf am i fallin for this dumbass?" Between wukong and reader just them both being morosexual and simultaneously stupid at the same time it will be the sustenance for the rat that lives in my brain anyway

*scurries off into a hole in the wall*

You're so sweet, Anon. I'm having a pretty good day today but you made it even better. And I'm also very excited to write them being stupid and stupid in love too so I feel you. I live only to feed the brain rat.

*steps backwards into the basement*

#skittle answers #isekai'd to the west #journey to the west #sun wukong #journey to the west x reader #jttw #wukong #jttw x reader #monkey king

[myfaveisfuckable]

Rants!

Nightmare Polycule: The cirsed creation of like. 4 people on a niche fandom discord. Polycule consisting of pretty much every adult character in the series. It's awful and somehow the best thing ever. The potential for both crack and angst is unmatched. The divorced parents energy is OFF THE CHARTS. Marcia realizes she is a morosexual and has a crisis about it. Gringe confronts his prejudices by falling for a no-good wizard. Jillie Djinn is Marcia's ex and also dead and also GHOSTING ON HER COUCH which makes it very hard to bring her boyfriends over. Marcellus tries to be dramatic about the fleetingness of human life (except his) and gets made fun of until he confronts his trauma instead. Sarah and Mrs Gringe are having tea and getting a break from the drama.

Nokia/Ami: (spoilers for the game) all the fan stuff ive seen for the game is painfully straight unless its focusing on the two ships where one character is canonically gay n in love with the other (protag of the sequel game with his gay bestie i forgot the name of n yuuko/fei) n ami is usually just drawn on her own BUT theres a lot of canon subtext between nokia n ami mostly as a result of not much actually changing based on if u play as a boy or a girl regardless nokia to some extent likes ami she flirts with her talks about their relationship as if theyre already dating theres a scene that parallels a m/f couple in the game that plays exactly the same between ami n nokia with two other characters saying something along the lines of ah young love during a mandatory side quest ami gets offered an implied sex doll that looks exactly like nokia (weird story there the quest ends with it being heavily implied that the people that take the dolls end up having their organs harvested while their minds are stuck in a digital space called eden unaware that theyre not in the real world) n she has to think about it before declining the offer nokia's character arc is working to become a strong leader n reliable friend cause she wants to stand next to ami instead of relying on her theyre childhood friends but forgot about it ok i need to explain a bit more of the story so like as kids ami n nokia along with three other characters met beta testing for eden n one of them ended up getting eden syndrome to make sure theyre all able to leave safely (theres a thing called eaters that if u get eaten by put u in a coma cause theyre storing the contents of ur brain in them) n a guy who wants to use the eaters to get to the next stage of evolution removes their memories of the incident so years later as teenagers ami nokia n arata (one of the childhood friends important to the story but not to the ship) become friends again n reunite on eden where ami ends up getting eden syndrome but in a funky way cause she was logging out as she got eaten so she has a cyber body that over the course of the game deteriorates n at the end of the game ami basically dies right as everything is being fixed all the victims of eden syndrome are no longer comatose but ami is cause yknow kind of deteriorated too much n it happened right in front of nokia's eyes as she reached out for her hand so they could go home together n nokia cries for the only time in the game cause of that but ive genuinely never seen any fan stuff of them interacting so despite them being teased romantically n built up as being really important to eachother theres nothing not even like nokia with takumi (boy protagonist) im submitting it specifically as nokia/ami just cause i like wlw ships more if u want to do it neutrally protag's surname regardless of gender is aiba sorry if this is incoherent its been like 6 months since ive played the game

#septimus heap #digimon cyber sleuth #poll #tournament

[d20unfuckability]

this is the barry anon and to expand on the morosexual thing, Im such a big morosexual and my partner hits so many boxes for me. We were talking one day while they were cleaning some xbox controllers and they were like "man its taking so long to clean these, Im running out of qtips". Mind you, they weren't cleaning the smaller crevices, they were cleaning the whole controller. I responded with "why not just use cotton balls? wouldn't that be faster?" and they said "uh. I didnt think of that". I was stunned into lovestruck silence for at least a few minutes. (am I gushing? yes and Im forcing you to listen to it bc I love my partner who is an absolute genius /s /lh) (They also said it was fine if I shared this. If you see this, hi love!). Just thought thatd be fun to share

oh my god that's so fucking adorable

[corancoranthemagicalman]

No, but genuinely. Obviously Rue is Morosexual and Hob is so close to being my favorite Himbo but also... Hob isn't really a Himbo? He's just. Socially awkward and I love him.

He is the one of the most well spoken individuals amongst any of the Courts (BRENNAN IM COMING FOR YOUR THROAT.) He is considered to be one who commits social faux pas, even if it doesn't reflect him negatively and rather makes him endearing to some. (Gurl, same.) Especially with the incredible social standing mechanic that Aabria is using, that really comes to the forefront I think.

What makes him dumb is the misunderstanding trope happening between him and Rue, which has definitely become more along the lines of miscommunication that stems from false perception and self worth. Obviously. He's my favorite dummy and he's yummy etc etc.

(He isn't a Himbo. He's my silly little rabbit. I am a woman of multitudes.)

Anyway:

When Hob offers his name, it's coming at a point where everyone else in the room has shared a secret. Rue's being the glamor, Gwyn's truth, and Andhera's voice. Having just recently jumped into it, I'm still catching up on fan content, (and I haven't watched the Adventure Parties), but well and truly Hob offering up his name was a strategical moment of roleplay.

He has been nothing but an incredibly honest individual. To the point of detriment to his own person. So by being forthcoming with his name, he has offered a piece of himself in turn for the trust that this small counsel has offered him. Let alone the cultural significance of offering a name to Fey. Why wouldn't Rue state that they are in love with him? (Gurl, same x2)

Also his nickname is Knick-Knack miss me with anything else.

#battlemaster of ceremonies #I LOVE THEM #i am sorry im not immune to dm characters #and then oscar had NO RIGHT being able to play off of brennan like that DAMNNNN #and ofc #gwyn and andy really help set the scene too #and Emily Axford and Lou Wilson my ABSOLUTE CHARGES for my own reactions theyre a VESSEL #for what we feel #d20 #acofof #d20 spoilers #acofof spoilers #long post im sorry im obsessed

[fatherfigurefusion]

im interested lol, do you have anything else for opposite sekai niigo?

More on the AU beneath the cut.

(Not gonna lie, I originally thought of Airhead!Mafuyu during my making of a Popipa as Niigo AU, with Kasumi taking a Mafuyu-esque role. But that's another story.)

While given time to mull this over, I've gotten a brand-new epiphany:

Opposite!Niigo being a lot like Ensemble Star's Ryuuseitai, taking Kanade's whole "saving-people-with-music" thing into a more physical direction.

(As for a name, I was thinking "1 PM Junkyard", since they always meet up at 1 PM at an abandoned junkyard they use as a makeshift "film studio" of sorts.)

Group roles:

Kanade is the director and composer (and group leader).

Mafuyu is the scriptwriter (hence the notable surreal-ness of their shows).

Ena is the props and costume designer.

Mizuki is the fight (and dance) choreographer.

They would probably cover upbeat songs with positive lyrics, much like a mix between MMJ and WxS, with more of a pop-rock influence.

I'd imagine that, instead of her sweater paws, Opposite!Kanade would always tie her jackets over her shoulders, like a superhero cape. I imagine that Kanade would call themself "K, The Caped Composer". They would also have overwhelming mom/dad-friend energy (a lot like a more confident Honami), much like Chiaki Morisawa with his dad energy.

Thanks to this, I'm now imagining Opposite!Kanade playing basketball with Regular!An and Regular!Haruka.

Because he regularly doesn't watch where he's going (read: disassociation), Opposite!Mafuyu is very clumsy and is covered head-to-toe in colorful bandages (placed there by Kanade).

The KanaMafu is simply "mature and morosexual mom friend" meets "clumsy and childish doofus".

The MafuEna dyamic is basically "agent of chaos (Ena) and biggest enabler (Mafuyu)", with them regularly having to be babysat by Kanade and Mizuki.

Kanade and Mizuki's dynamic is this weird mix between "gym bros" and "team mom and dad", regularly fighting each other to blow off steam and stopping Mafuyu and Ena from doing anything stupid.

The MizuEna dynamic is more-or-less swapped, with loud, prideful and egotistical art genius Opposite!Ena regularly getting on the nerves of stubborn tsundere delinquent Opposite!Mizuki.

Out of the four of them, Opposite!Kanade is really the only person with good test scores (Opposite!Mizuki regularly cuts classes and is a chronic detentionnaire, Ena has a subpar knowledge when it comes to any non-art matters, and Mafuyu is simply Mafuyu), so it's regularly up to her to tutor the rest of her group.

(If I come up with ways to swap the other bands, I could do more. So far, I have EmoHauntedHouse!WxS and ClassicalMusic!VBS.)

#fusion's thoughts #fusion's aus #pjsekai opposite au #nightcord at 25:00 #kanade yoisaki #mafuyu asahina #ena shinonome #mizuki akiyama

[geodesicpsychoisolation]

Yeahh year in review baby check it out if you want

Deleted the stupid graphic that comes w it LOL anyways its going under read more

I posted 309 times in 2022

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I tagged 291 of my posts in 2022

Only 6% of my posts had no tags

#art - 197 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#aarrurr4grghrugaaarrghgarrgggrrgaghrggrgggthis is really good. this is really cute this is so sweet im gonna lose itaaergggrrrgruhgagghgggu

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

This is a wip but im insanely proud of how it looks so far so im posting it

254 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

I should finish this. One day.

#4

I got a new patch for my bag and the placement is very good imo (also this is the shop the archetype pin is from)

290 notes - Posted January 4, 2022

Oh update abt this ☝🏾 the patch fell off :( i need to sew it back on

#3

Good morning i have not been able to stop thinking about this

303 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

This one sucks why is this 3rd

#2

How the psychic 7 was formed (real) (not clickbait)

Based on that jerkcity panel

319 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

Yeah

My #1 post of 2022

Morosexual

Heres the full one because i spent so long painting the background ❤️

455 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

oh thank gd. Bisexual 2022 i guess

Ok thanks thats it kissy kissy bye

#year in review

[geminifourth]

White as Black 

Not Me (Ep 1)

#gun atthaphan #not me #offgun #lakornet #mygifs #ignore my new url im a gun stan first #also im morosexual #white is so stupid why has he not been exposed yet

[imaginefe]

Can we talk about Kieran? I want him to top me 😳

i agree.... hes a big oaf but like a big oaf who could fuck probably...

#answers #notwriting #naughtynaughty #also im morosexual #one day theyll add kieran to feh then yall will all see....

[astronomical-bagel]

I saw that you ship Scar and Mumbo, and I've never seen that pairing :o What made you start shipping them in the first place?

Also I ship like one rare-pair solely bc of last life season 2 lol (Ren & Etho)

SJDFHfdhsajhfjf ok ok i really wasnt rlly expecting anyone to see that post but I will GLADLY talk about my ships lol.

Anyways the thing that kicked it off for me was in Grian's s8 ep12 video, at around 20:06, grian asked smth to the tune of "what should mumbo's role in boatem inc be?" and scar replied 'eyecandy'. and at FIRST i was like 'oh thats funny' and moved on but then like a month an a half later i did a mental double take at that scene and ummm long story short i have brainrot now

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #scar #mumbo jumbo #scrumbo #im not actually sure if thats the official ship name but we're rolling with it #the thing is that its so hard for me to like. put in words why i love it. #well one big reason is that i also ship them with grian so like. poly relationships go brr but its not just that!! #their personalities just work well together.... theyre both a little stupid and we love them for that!!! #but at the same time mumbo's a morosexual and scar loves his tall smart husband (ClarkAndMalfina.jpeg) #but at the SAME time its like scar the conman who could sell the london bridge to even the most practical people #mr. 'so heres the deal jimmy' and then walking away with a new ally in third life #vs mumbo. the guy who built a robot that ended up demoting him from ceo to janitor and taking his place. that guy. #and i just love the contrast!!!!! its just nice and i love them <3 #wow i did not expect to ramble so much in the tags lol #me: oh its so hard to explain why i like them!! *explains exactly why i like them* #astronomical asks

[warm-meelk]

dairy hello! who's your first love in the game ^^

LMAO FIRST LOVE AH AHAHHA IT'S EMBARRASSING TO CALL THEM THAT

let's see uhhh the first dude i liked was mammon!!

it didn't last long tho lmAO I THINK AFTER 12 LESSON OR EARLIER I GOT TO LIKE LEVIATHAN MORE QWQ

#ask stuff #then i had a bit of liking to diavolo as well #...AAAA I NEVER TOLD ANYONE I ALSO LIKE DIAVOLO LIKE A TINY TIIINNYY BIT LOL #like if im gonna rank them ofc levi is first- second is dia-- third is uhhhh mammon i guess HAHSAXN #yes i am a morosexual and so i made my mc a morosexual

[amani-outrider]

more and more canon is reinforcing my initial impression that Renathal is a smart idiot. 

like he’s old and knows A LOT of shit, but he is not the most wise person and sometimes there is just air in that head of his 

#draven is morosexual and when renathal does something strategically unwise he's just like #*starts taking off his armor* #good news im also morosexual #renathal put all his stats into charisma and didn't have any left over for wisdom

[a-ship-in-the-night]

god nobara would want to fuck fem yuuji so bad tho

fem!yuuji: -does something stupid-

nobara: ur such a moron -starts taking clothes off-

fem!yuuji: -throws a car at someone-

nobara: g o d f u c k i n g d a m n i t -strips faster-

#itadori yuuji #kugisaki nobara #itakugi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #LIKE IDK MAN #i can only picture her with fem!yuuji #or ot3 itafushikugi #nobara: WAIT AM I MOROSEXUAL #no honey its just yuuji #nobara: -torn between the cool and hypercompetent maki and sweet and dumb yuuji- #tbf both of then can bench press a truck #im just.... -clenches fist- love the idea of nobara and fem!yuuji so much...... #nobara: do i want maki to wreck me or do i want to wreck yuuji #i have a lot of feelings about this..... #also so many big boobied fem!yuuji fanart okay and I AM WEAK