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novelcain · 1 year

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Heyo, I have a bit of a prompt for ya. So I’ve seen the “Demon that wants to abduct and forcibly marry Reader,” post(s) and raise a “The local regent/king finds Reader attractive (in a way that he views her almost like a novelty than as a whole person) and offers her a position as a concubine/ ‘palace lady.’” This is a different kind of scenario because straight up murdering the king of the area is not exactly the option that’d let the journey continue smoothly and refusal could also be construed as an offense to the king, but Reader does not want to and needs to continue with them on the journey. All of the other disciples know this, and maybe can tell she’s uncomfortable (even if it’s before Wukong has really fallen for Reader, she is still someone he would consider to be his friend at the very least). How are they going to get out of this one? (Slightly inspired by the time Tripitaka was propositioned in the Kingdom of Women by the Empress.)

Ps: sorry if this is dumb, regardless, I hope you have a good day - 🌺 anon

King: So what do you say, girl? Will you become my concubine? I see no possible reason for you to say no! I can give you all you could ever ask for in exchange for serving my every whim! That seems like a wonderful deal for a woman like you that clearly comes from nothing.

Reader:

Wukong:

Sandy:

Pigsy:

Ao Lie:

Reader: Wha-What?

Tripitaka: N-Now wait just a minute, your Majesty. You c-can't simply expect her to drop everything and stay here-

King: Well of course I can! I am the king of these lands! In fact! I insist upon it! Woman, you shall stay here and serve your new king immediately as soon as you are cleaned.

Reader: *feeling a panic attack approaching as the room starts to spin*

Wukong: *holding back the urge to commit violent murder*

Sandy: *rethinking this whole "pacifism" thing*

Pigsy: *looking disgusted at the king*

Ao Lie: *wondering if anyone would notice if he turned back into a dragon and ate the king*

Tripitaka: *trying so hard to think of a peaceful solution while also trying not to cry over how much the king is objectifying Reader* Y-You can't just h-have her! She's a necessary part of our pilgrimage!

King: By the Heavens! She's just one woman how valuable could she be!? After all, she is just your maidservant is she not!?

Tripitaka: *remembering that is the disguise they came up with for her* Yes, b-but! Why must you have her, great King!?

King: Because I have never seen a woman like her before! She is a beautiful foreign flower that I simply must have for myself! Here! I shall be merciful and send you off with another servant!

King: *gestures to his guards to find a servant*

Wukong: *reaches toward his ear for his staff*

Sandy: *reaches for his spade*

Pigsy: *reaches for his rake*

Ao Lie: *gets ready to turn into a dragon*

Tripitaka: *frozen in shock*

Reader: *sees the carnage about to begin*

Reader: I HAVE A DISEASE!

Everyone: *stops and turns to face her* HUH?!

Reader: I... have a disease.

King: *narrows eyes in suspension* And what is the name of this disease?

Reader: *sweats nervously as all knowledge of every disease she knows of decides to take a vacation from her brain at the one moment she needs it most*

Reader: In... junct... co... itis.... Injunctcoitis.

Everyone:

King: I have never heard of this Injunctcoitis. *turns to the court physician*

Court physician: Neither have I, your Majesty.

Reader: It's a northern disease! From the north! Where I'm from!

King: *looks at court physician*

Court physician: It is possible, your Majesty. *approaches Reader starts inspecting her* And what are the symptoms?

Reader: Oh, w-women don't have any symptoms. *takes a deep breath and composes herself* But for men it makes their dick fall off.

Everyone: IT WHAT!?!?!?!

Reader: Yep! After two months, yo dick just gonna... fall off. And it's a sexually transmitted disease.

King: I can't take any risk of that being true! Get them out of here before this disease spreads to the kingdom!

The Pilgrim Gang: *gets escorted out of the kingdom*

Everyone:

Reader: *sniffles*

The boys: *hugs Reader*

P.S. this so wasn't dumb I had fun writing this 🤭

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eroticain · 1 year

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Wukong can NOT keep his hands to himself. He is constantly needing physical touch with Reader, and that can mean anything between holding her hand and being inside of her.

The amount of times she has to fend him off with a promise of letting him have fun later. Hell, she might do some teasing of her own, telling him that if he can behave for a while she'll let him breed her to his heart's content.

Which is a mistake on her part, since they wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon when that time comes. Especially since he keeps finding moments to whisper in her ear how excited he is to fill her up later.

Also he keeps pinching her ass to make her squeak, only laughing more when she glares at him.

- 🍉

It is time to unleash the hornyyyyyy

Oh he most certainly can NOT keep his hands to himself. And could you imagine if he had anything like a heat. Oml mans would not be able to control himself.🤤

I imagine that in that case:

He's been absolutely insatiable lately. You didn't know what was going on, all you knew was that Wukong couldn't last more than five minutes without trying to crowd you onto any nearby vertical or horizontal surface. It wasn't too bad at first since he was only doing it when you too were alone, but it quickly spread to public places as well. Not a single person, friend or stranger, could approach you without a feral monkey demon growling in their face before practically trying to mount you in front of them. Tripitaka had to use the tightening spell more than once just to get him off of you.

It'd almost be comical if it weren't for how embarrassed you were. You were confused and becoming more sexually frustrated every time the demon randomly shoved his hand down your pants, which, in turn, only seemed to make his behavior worse.

You kept subtly trying to tell him to calm down or at least wait, but every time he would concede and leave you alone he'd be back two seconds later like the conversation didn't happen.

It got to the point where you had to actively avoid Wukong so he wouldn't hump your leg like a wild dog, which is easier said than done, this monkey was better at finding you than a bloodhound. It was during this time, that you were hiding and Wujing stumbled upon you.

For a second, you thought it was Wukong and was about to run for it when you noticed it was just Sandy. "Oh thank, Buddha. I thought you were Wukong." You clutched your racing heart. "What the hell is wrong with him lately?"

"You don't know?" Wujing asked.

"Know what?"

"Sorry, I just thought he would have told you. Given that you two have been together for a while now. Though I suppose that is giving him a lot of credit. Allow me to explain..."

Wujing carefully explained the delicate state Wukong was in and that being in a village filled with potential rivals wasn't helping. And just as Sandy was finishing his biology lesson Wukong dropped right out of the fucking sky between you and Sandy in the alley way. He looked pissed.

Wujing, being the peacemaker he was, managed to make it out with all of his limbs intact.

But that left you alone with the Monkey King himself, and while you would have snuck off while Wujing was getting his shit recked, their skirmish was blocking the only exit. And so, as the growling monkey demon advanced on your shriveled form, all you could do was let out a nervous laugh and try reasoning with the king you were about to turn down for tenth time today.

“Wukong, wait. Let’s talk about thi—!”

The demon then pounced on you and began groping at any body part or piece of clothing he could get his sharp claws on. You let out a yelp and began getting swept away in the moment when he latched onto your neck and began sucking and biting at the available skin as he attempted to remove your pesky robes.

You threw your head back as he ground his half hard cock directing into your clothed clit. Wukong hadn’t had many partners before you but you found he was nothing if not a quick learner that developed an incredibly accurate aim when it came to all of your weak spots.

However, unfortunately for Wukong, you came to your senses as he began licking his way down your now exposed torso and you began tugging at his hair to pull him off.

“Wait, wait! STOP!” Wukong instantly detached from your body with a trail a spit still connecting his lips to your tits. He looked dazed and not fully cognizant, but even so you could see that he was using every bit of will power to focus on you. “N-Not,” you took a second to compose yourself. “Not here.”

Wukong did something you never would have expected from him in a million years, he whined. You quickly shushed him and stroked through the fur around his face and neck to calm him down.

“Later. If you wait,” you cupped his cheeks to make sure he was looking directly into your eyes, “you can have me all night long and fill me as much as you want.”

The sage shivered and tried to lean forward to kiss you, but you firmly held him where he was.

“But ONLY.... After nightfall and other’s find a place to stay. Then?” You checked to make sure he was still listening to which he gave an eager nod, “Then you can take me far anyway from the village and fuck me to your heart’s content. Deal?”

He whined again.

“Deal?” You arched a brow at him.

“D-Deal.”

#🍉 anon #skittle answers #isekai'd to the west #sun wukong x reader #wukong x reader #monkey king x reader #sun wukong #wukong #monkey king

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novelspam · 1 year

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Does anyone else sometimes HATE having boobs? CAUSE I FUCKING DO!!! They always end up getting squished when I try sleeping, which hurts!! 😡 (I usually sleep curled up in a ball like a cat)

So many times I just feel like grabbing my boobs and RIPPING THEM OFF!! Like an angry anime man ripping off his shirt! 😤

And other times I think they look nice.. I don’t even have big titties, but they’re still annoying 88.9% of the time.. 😒

anon I need you to understand that this was my genuine reaction to reading this

like when i say i did a fucking double take i mean it

this was definitely NOT what I was expecting to find in my inbox when i saw the notification... but same.

top surgery has actually been a long time debate for me mainly because of the sheer inconvenience of having boobs like I don't have a lot of boobs either I'm like barely a DD but god damn it I wanna be able to lay flat on my chest without having to get into the correct position for it🤬🤬

not to mention I want like a LOT of tattoos and i personally prefer the look of tattoos on a flat chest aesthetically wise.

but also.... titties~ <- me 10% of the time

#skittle answers

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mrsbuckybarnes1917 · 9 months

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Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who deserve a hug. 😊 Let the hugging begin! 💙💙💙💙

Awww thank you! This feels so good!

#skittle answers

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markscherz · 7 months

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Hello! I’m curious: when you were a little kid, was there some part of you that thought- despite all evidence to the contrary- that poison dart frogs would taste like gummy candy? I’m not saying I thought that and I’m DEFINITELY not saying I still kind of think that, but like…I have eyes. They’re the skittles of the animal kingdom

In rainforest, a frog can be hidden

as a brown or a little green thing,

so a frog that is bright and unhidden

is a warning you really should heed;

all that is bright is not tasty

not all coloured things should be licked;

Müllerian: both taste quite nasty,

Batesian: you could be tricked.

#poetry #animals #frogs #science #herpetology #scyllas-revenge #answers by Mark #do not lick the frogs #forbidden skittles

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kairospy · 7 months

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Barty: so are you a top or a bottom?

James:

Regulus:

Barty: ….

James: your sex life sounds so boring

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sergle · 5 months

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Hello, do you have any thoughts about the ILNP Overcast collection?

I want it so bad it makes me look fucking stupid

#I LOVE a flakie I LOVE a jelly I LOVE dusty colors I LOVE a Concept Collection I LOVE a collection you can wear as a skittle #and I really enjoy this type of color palette #that deepest color in particular. I need to be hit by a bus. It's such a great color #since they're jellies. these r so versatile I feel like they could be worn a bunch of different ways #sergle answers #nailposting

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rosekillerbf · 7 months

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Barty Crouch Jr is the kind of guy to eat paper. Not even just as a child, but like as a whole ass teenager in the middle of class.

like

Evan: *doing classwork* Hey, B, do you have the answer to- oh my god-!?

Barty, with half a sheet of paper hanging out of his mouth: *muffled* what?

#marauders #the marauders #marauders era #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #barty crouch jr headcanons #marauders headcanon #barty is the kind of guy to see a sheet of paper and ask “is anyone gonna eat that” and then not wait for an answer #slytherin skittles #again i will not be calling them anything other than that #he’s the definition of “smart but dumb”

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star4daisy · 7 months

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Barty would say Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time and Evan would ignore him for a week

#such a basic white boy answer #but the lyrics do fit his vibe lol #marauders #rosekiller #evan rosier #slytherin #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr headcanons #evan rosier headcanon #marauders headcanons #marauders incorrect quotes #rosekiller headcanon

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rxsilabeth--er · 25 days

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Regulus and reader who usually hate each other but one late night after a crappy letter from his mom and half a bottle..drunk confession??

:: You're worth a shot!

Now calling....Author: "Hello? Yes, thank you so much for this request, it was a darling one to write, so much fun and more. Sorry for any mistakes!!"

Now calling....Synopsis: "Hello?....You know being drunk is much better than crying over a letter from a cruel parent...at least's in Regulus's opinion...especially if it helps you gain a certain someone.."

Now calling....Warnings: "Drinking, drunk Reggie has a lot of mood swings, is more emotional and expressive than regular Reggie, Walburga as a whole, abusive relationship with parents...usual marauder's era shit. reader plays quidditch and is a seeker and is a Slytherin. There is a secret room in the tower of Slytherin which Slytherins use for partying...This is horrible, leave me alone"

Regulus had quite a few nerves which can easily be ticked off with even a action or a word..And you supposedly had a talent of easily doing it as if taking in a breath would annoy him.

Supposedly it started with quidditch, how you were called a better Seeker than him and it pissed him off...Not like you ever did hurt him personally, but something seemed to just tick him the wrong way when you were around; he was not only easily angered, but also prone to more accidents, stuttering, zoning out, face turning red like he was having a heart attack, etc.

He's still quite a sight in your eyes, with his pale skin, pretty hair, gorgeous kissable lips, gorgeous smile which come out when he's happy and he shines brighter than the sun..I mean, he could show beauty in things there isn't even any beauty present and that was on thing you liked about him, no matter how much you pretended not to.

Sighing, you softly walked up the Slytherin tower to the higher, grand room, or "the party room" as all the Slytherins refer to it as, mostly it's empty leaving the quidditch days where they party for no reason, even if they win or lose, does not matter a party would be there at times.. And if not, it was usually a relaxing place or a place for manual breakdowns and it had a plague outside which told you if it's occupied or not..

Honestly you hoped it wouldn't be occupied, but just your luck as the plague said "Occupied: Regulus Arcturus Black" as you internally groaned, leaning against the door and sliding down as you lit a cigarette and sighed taking a drag, as you sighed, hearing a lot of screaming, you looked at it in slight worry, was Regulus fighting with someone...But you ignored it, sitting outside, you already weren't on good terms, don't wanna make that worse..

You sat there for a while or for how long you had no idea, but you did finishing around three cigarettes before you sighed and stood up, just what the hell was this idiot doing?! I mean, you literally finished multiple cigarettes, you sighed before knocking on the door, hearing no response you banged loudly,

"Oi! Regulus, you bastard, open this damn door!" you called out in as you heard a soft thud afterwards, but the door didn't open, groaning you pulled your wand, placing it at the knob, "Alohomora." you muttered, as the door shifted open with a soft creek.

Pushing it open, you saw the sight of the ark scene with Regulus laying on the floor surrounded by a few bottles of firewhiskey and a three to four glasses, indicating he wasn't the only here before, others were too, but considering the brains in his group, you figured they already learned to apparate and were out of here.. and on the table beside his head was a the chars of a letter

Seeing you, Regulus piped up as a bright smile came on his face, "Oh my god! Hi!!!" he said usually brightly and sweetly and nicely making you cringe a bit as you confusedly waved, "Hi?" you said as he scrambled up and stumbled towards you, reeking of alcohol, sighing you helped him and laid him down in the bed the place had provided, using your wand to shut the door and locking it,

"Ugh, you stink, dammit." you grumbled, sitting him down as he simply stared at you, mesmerized, "What?!" You asked a bit too roughly, possibly from the annoyance of waiting so long and having him drunk, the whole place reeked and it wasn't fun, whatever it was, apparently you were TOO mean....as suddenly tears began to fill his eyes as he turned over, crossing his arms and huffing softly, "Fucking cunt." he grumbled making you stare at his angrily crying stature in disbelief.

Sighing, you put a hand on his shoulder which he swatted, "Oh my god, okay, I'm sorry!" you said huffing yourself as you seated yourself on a bean bag across from him as he stared at you with tears and arms crossed, cheeks slightly puffed out and red and an angry pout on his lips, it was cute enough to make you kiss it away..but forget those thought! He's your enemy!!

"You fucking cunt, how dare you be better than me?!" he asked pushing your shoulder softly, making you stare at him in disbelief as you relaxed yourself across the somewhat large bean bag and continued to tap your wand on your head,

"because of you, my mother sent me a howler, yelling at me! Even Bellatrix tried to curse me...How dare you be better than me, e a good seeker, have people think of you as better and still be attractive enough for me to makeout with you in the hallways the moment I see you so those idiotic bitches can know to stay away from you, fuck you!" he ranted, huffing and turning away, crossing his arms as you stared at him appalled shock, what....?!

You stared at him before sighing softly, fixing your position to sit sincerely and a bit softly staring ta him, anger softly washing away at his druken self, "..Okay, okay, sorry... Are you saying you're mad at me and in love with me?" you asked in confusion as he nodded,

"Yes, cunt.", "Okay.... :)"

you said giving him a bread smile as he continued to huff and look away, sighing you figured you'd have to make hiim smile again and do something, "Hey, now! Don't get mad...I like you too." you said sighing as he still continued to grumble, but simply stood up and shifted to sit in your lap his arms still crossed and still looking away as you grinned and poked his waist, "hey, you're gonna crush me.", "I don't care, handle it." he hummed simply, sighing as you softly thought of the last thing to make him stop being hissy and angry.

Softly you held his face in a hand, squeezing his cheeks as you kissed and suddenly his tense and stiff manner became more affectionate in a matter of seconds as his hands roamed up your chest and neck before tangling themselves in your hair at your nape, pulling you to press his lips more to your lips, your hands softly holding his waist and squeezing with a grin, guess he did stop being hissy and mad :>

© This writing work belongs to me, rxsilabeth--er, Aurelia, Rosilabeth, Cerine. Reblogging is appreciated, but plagiarizing or copying my works is forbidden, thank you for reading this and if you like this check out my blog!

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fromagony · 3 months

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What are your rosekiller hc??

hmmm great question

they have matched tattoos; barty loves evan's snake tattoo that sprawled over his spine whereas evan loves the chain with spikes tattoo around barty's neck

they have piercings, evan with tongue piercing and barty with dick piercing (ofc other than ear piercings)

they only say ily's when they can't bear to hold it in, otherwise it's "fuck you's" that speaks volumes

they are SHOPLIFTERS

they're switches but not like "lemme fuck u this time" it's more like "whoever beats the others gets to fuck the other" kind of thing

barty has a e + b tattoo on his heart and evan loves to lick it while they're fucking

they fight and fuck like enemies, violence is a turn on for them

i have more but these are the ones i can think abt right now hekbxjsnfjdjfj

#agon answers #ask game #mar tag #rosekiller hcs #rosekiller #slytherin skittles

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novelcain · 1 year

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Demon Bull King, Princess Iron Fan: Humans are weak and stupid and are only good for food and/ or slavery.

Reader: Sasses off Tripitaka, Heavenly Spirits, demons, WUKONG AND GUANYIN. Has Wukong wrapped around her finger. Has sway over Flower Fruit mt, is smart and has common sense.

DBK, PIF: She can stay, Red boy meet your new aunt.

Red Boy: Aunty? 🙂

🤣🤣🤣

All I could think of was:

I also love the thought of PIF and Reader going on a girl's day out to the spa and talkin shit about all the gods💅💅 and PIF walking up to Wukong after getting back and whispering, "Screw this up and I'll kill your simian ass."

#skittle answers #isekai'd to the west #isekai'd to the west meme #journey to the west x reader #jttw x reader #sun wukong x reader #wukong x reader #monkey king x reader #jttw sun wukong x reader

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eroticain · 1 year

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This stemmed from the anon who mentioned the Six-Eared Macaque chapter.

Wukong, fresh from the battle with the imposter, covered in blood and still very feral, a piercing gaze and panting from desire as he growls.

"I need to remind you who your King really is."

- 🍉

Omg all I’m imaging is seeing is this

Right before he rails you in his cave for the next week ong

#this is from the character sheet I’m workin on #🍉 anon #skittle answers #sun wukong #monkey king #wukong #monkey king x reader #sun wukong x reader #wukong x reader #journey to the west #jttw #isekai'd to the west

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novelspam · 1 year

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https://at.tumblr.com/aka-indulgence/708528649578676224/50io2vtvsrvy

lol i think i saw this yyyyyyyesterday? maybe? either way super funny😂

#skittle answers

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veryinnovative · 4 months

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opinions on lily?

going to be very honest, i simply do not care for her! the same way i don't care about any character that's not regulus, pandora, dorcas, barty, evan or james!

#answered #like only wolfstar i sometimessssss will read if it's a friend's bc theyre what got me into the fandom #but honestly im only here for the slytherin skittles and james #ill write the other marauders as background rships for the banter but other than that im really indifferent to them #sirius i like writing when studying the brother trauma <3 #ok sirius i also care for when it's black brothers angst im reading :)#so yeah. no opinions at all bc im just not invested

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rosekiller-addict · 4 months

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Heyyy, do you have any rosekiller fic recommendations? Would ove to hear them!! Thx <333

ooo okay

(most of these are new oneshots i've read so yeah)

Why the flowers don't grow by moonblooms

2. Oh (The thorns of a rose) by lilyofthevalleyys

3. Sparks Fly by bluesofacushion

4. You are in love by rachel_elizabeth_truth

5. love you to the moon and to Saturn by anonymous

i have a lot more but I just tried to do stuff that I hadn't recommended before :)

so if y'all want more lmk!!!

#marauders #marauders era #evan rosier #rosekiller #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #sirius black #regulus black #james potter #wolfstar #anon #anonymous #anon ask #send anons #anon <3 #answered #ask away #answered asks

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