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actualbird · 10 months
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//cn spoilers
been watching and playing billiards a lot recently and i have to say: ARTEM FUCKING WING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RESPECT THE GAME I'M SO PISSED-
https://twitter.com/nxx_eun_03/status/1672893389510176768
The only situation where he might be on the table like this is if he can't hit the q ball (white one) but from the positioning, HE CAN HIT IT JUST FINE WITHOUT GETTING ON THE TABLE LIKE THIS.
Next and my biggest issue: What the actual fuck is that arm positioning. Congrats Artem, I hate it.
If he's going to hit like that it messes up aim. he might hit the ball too low or it might not even hit the balls he wanted to. In the video, he did hit too low, and maybe with a bit too much force. The ball is going to bounce and completely miss the ball he's trying to hit if it's anywhere near the q ball, but even if it didn't bounce it's going to completely fuck up his shot.
IN FACT HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THAT POSITION TO START WITH. The only time when you have the pole raised higher than barely above the table is when you have a ball near the q ball and you're trying to avoid touching it by accident (that's a foul). THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HIT SO ARTEM IS MESSING UP HIS SHOT FOR NO REASON WHAT IS HE DOING
AAAAAAAAAYAPAYPAOTAOTARIR --having a meltdown
hi rose! and jhVKJHAFHASFHSAKJFAHAHAHAHAA I SAW THE ARTEM CARD YESTERDAY YEAH BUT OMG IM LOSING IT AT HIS POSTURE BEING PRAGMATICALLY HORRIBLE
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i dont know anything about billiards but when i first saw this, my thought process was first "WOW, HOT"
and then "...sir is the leg on the table really necessary?"
now with ur professional opinion that it is Not necessary, this card cg is making me laugh a lot more kjHVKSJHFVJSHDF. like do not get me wrong he is still So Very Hot, but artem. my man. u r gonna mess up this shot and also pull a muscle or something LMAO
the only possible reason i can see for doing this is for sheer Attractiveness Intimidation towards the other player. i mean, if i was going against a hot guy like this and he posed so bombastically uhhhhh Like This, i'd be so flabbergasted and flustered that i'd mess up my next shot easily. JKHVSKJFHVAKHFAK
that or its fanservice (it's most definitely fanservice) and i cant complain about that because as a fan....i am Definitely served
funny thing, i wasnt looking much at his leg personally. i was uh. looking at his hand. uh. i made one (1) very not safe 4 work tweet about his hand on twt and then i decided to stop looking at the card altogether because i wld become increasingly More unhinged if i continued
sidenote: i adore the name of this event "Cue of the Champions" it's so dang clever!!
sidenote 2: im excited because didnt the first series of Alternate Activities/Occupations Solo SSR Events finish already (tailor marius, perfumer vyn, firefighter luke, racecar artem)? is this a SECOND series of Alternate Activities/Occupations Solo SSR Events???? and given how artem's is our first and is of a much more formal aesthetic than the racecar one, am i correct in assuming (i.e. HOPING) that this 2nd series will follow the pattern of artem and luke having a more formal activity (since in the 1st one they had the more 'rugged' activities) this time around, and then marius and vyn getting a more rugged activity to complete the reversal??????
sidenote 3: doES THAT MEAN WE MIGHT GET LUKE IN A SUIT FOR HIS SOLO SSR IN THIS SERIES????????? AAAAAAAA PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAASSEEE
sidenote 4: sorry this ask about artem ended up with me thinking about luke. my neural pathways lead back to luke like how all roads lead to rome. jhvJHVKJDFVJKDSF
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d4rkpluto · 2 years
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Hi it’s for your game 🎀
My initials : YB
My big 3 : aries sun, gemini moon and libra rising
The question: what your crush thinks of you.
Your exchange :
↳ what your crush thinks of you : He thinks that you are a calm person and pose with whom we can talk without being ashamed, he finds that you are a person who does not judge unless you are a good reason, he finds you bold and assertive, he likes your frankness and that you are not afraid to say things, he finds you imposing but he does not feel threatened by you because he takes you as his equal, He finds you powerful in your face, he finds that your face gives off a lot of things, he finds that you don't have a harmless face, far from it, and it's the first thing that will make a mark on him, he finds that you make up your eyes well because that's what he finds most attractive, he finds that you have a "don't play with me" vibe. and that's what he likes because you're special to him. He thinks you're the only girl who doesn't give herself to him easily because I really feel like he's a player and he gets whoever he wants but you don't because you want to show him that it doesn't work like that with everyone: I hear "unattainable" yeah definitely that's what he thinks of you that you are as hard to open as Pandora's box, he knows he has stumbled on something real, he knows you are very valuable to him, I hear "I would never want to lose you" yes he clearly doesn't want to lose you and he will do anything to keep you under his thumb in short he finds you very unique and enigmatic.
♇ thank you so much for your patience and thank you so much for this exchange @meltzd
♇ well believe it or not i can be a calm person and i do say things without being ashamed, straightforward-blunt lmao, my straight-forwardness does surprise people but i really and truly do say things that need to be said, i swear!!! and wdym my face gives off a lot of things? like expressive? i know he used to be intimidated by me but i know he wasnt threatened and yes i've been told i dont give into him easily and im a whole scorpio moon, everyone will find my eyes appealing somehow
♇ your question - what your crush thinks of you
♇ my answer -
♇ i dont know why the song "push the button" appeared in my mind, maybe that's a channelled song between the two of you. there's a type of movement that keeps on occurring in my mind, like a swaying one? they might think you are someone who moves with the wind, and that you're someone who might miss the opportunities they might throw to you, because that's what the song push the button is about. they might also see you as someone who is irresistible, there's something cute about you as well, the word cupid appeared in my mind. and cupid is known for erotic themes; you're definitely not over-looked by your crush for sure. your crush might think of you as someone who doesnt notice things, but im hearing that your crush thinks of you as air? wind? there's just something calm about their thoughts
♇ make sure to leave your feedback in the comments!
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nikkiissleepy · 1 year
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Hello ma'am,
I'm a fellow Love Nikki player & would be interested to know what your favorite non-limited edition suits are! I want to craft some (I play purely for aesthetics, not a completionist). Please, feel free to elaborate as much as you want.
Sincerely,
FishHater
hi hi! so i typed up a much bigger (nvm this got longer than expected again) answer but tumblr hates it when i add images on data lately so um. take two
some of my favourites that cost diamonds to craft:
lost in dreamland + starry fantasy
they both have really cute hairs and i love starry's makeup. i got dreamland ages ago when the event ran but i still use her pieces often, especially her dress and hair accessories. starry is at the top of my crafting wishlist rn, im missing five items and theyre all top tier.
rosy waltz, prayer dancer, starry mentor
from the og and best garden secrets event. rosy waltz is cute, i dont use her dress as much as i thought i would but her hair and makeup and background items are great. prayer dancer has these super fun water sleeves that im obsessed with, and her top works great with mermaid tails and the centaur body. starry mentor is another i havent finished but i have up to her hair and i have to keep myself from using it all the time.
rose adventure + night rose bride
i wish nrb wasnt tiered over rose adventure bc i dont really use her much, tho her pieces are cute. nrb is amazing however and worth the price to me, her dress is stunning and the castle background is so cool. i also really like her crown and makeup.
and craftable welfares:
ode to dawn
has a cute coat pose, i spammed it a lot when i first got it. the flower hairpiece and waist piece are nice too.
shadow fiend
her wings, horns and shoes are so usable. i originally wanted her for the coat, tho i dont use it that much anymore.
ballad to adeline + sunny's windowsill + prime + starlight psalm
this set is pretty grindy bc its four suits tiered one after the other but all the suits in the series are pretty nice so its worth it. psalm is the one i use most but i like the hairs for all the other sets too and sunny has a cute little coat piece.
lantern fair
i love her red coat, and it comes posed too! also her hairpiece is kind of like drooping bunny ears, very cute.
luna angel
very old but still very cute set! all the recolours are lovely.
red-haired asura
iconic gun holding pose. thats about it.
these are all i can remember at the moment. hope you find something you like! if all else fails, theres always the lifetime suits...
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hommes-sims · 4 years
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Marcel Huerto
before & after here owo
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harristops · 3 years
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it is super interesting and I appreciate the boldness of the take. we’ll probably really never figure out why they play the way they do with Ash in goal unless they’re specifically asked why and they have to really think about it.
at this point the only thing that I think will be able to take them to the next level is getting a coach that matches Ash’s style. it’s true that from the outside Alex is (for some dumb ass reason) the face of the Pride but it is very clear to me and i’d say most pride fans that the pride is Ash’s team.
as much as Skinner absolutely sucked, Ash stood behind him in hopes of a positive result and therefore the rest of the players did too. seemed to me that when Becky came through no seal of approval was given till Ash publicly came out and said they liked her.
i’ve noticed the the youngins play with so much more confidence when Ash is playing with confidence. especially McClernon and Petersen. I can’t think off the top of my head what game it was, but I remember McClernon once made a mistake and she walked straight to Ash and she calmed her.
it also seems to me that Syd and Ash have pretty much carried the team this year. when Ash is keeping the pride in the game it seems to give Syd a spark and she returns the favor.
or a very recent example. the vids of them training the last two days. Ash is smiling and having a good time and so the rest of the team are too.
today Ash’s energy was off after the first goal and she seemed defeated. I don’t think we get to blame her at all tho. but I also think it’s fair to say that the team perhaps subconsciously reacted to that vibe.
am I crazy to say that the team goes as their captain goes?
also apologies for the essay 😅😅😅
This is such a wonderful observation and really interesting. I actually agree, while AK may not play "better" with Ash, I find Phoebe and Court definitely do, especially if Pheobe slots back as a centre back. I think Ash has has an impact with the kiddos and they're definitely like little ducklings that imprinted on her and follow her lead. I actually do get the same vibe that Ash is sort of like the Alpha of the pack, whereby whatever she says goes, whether that be approval of a coach or even the way they play.
Not blaming Ash at all either, but her mood was a bit off after that first goal she conceded and she did look a bit more annoyed and rattled than usual. She's usually yelling but also comforting but today she was straight up yelling. And it did seem like the whole mood kind of dissipated among the Pride where there was a complete lack of energy or spark. Ash still showed up but there was a lot of exasperation and fatigue showing. Idk if it's because it's a 6 hour flight or what, but something definitely felt off.
I wonder how Ash and Becky's dynamic is especially since Ash probably still feels the sting of Marc leaving considering how much she backed him and how vocal she was about supporting his vision and efforts. I would say without a doubt she was the one most affected by his sudden departure (ahem, betrayal) and while she did her best to rally her team, she wasnt able to do it. It's hard to fault Becky here because this is her first experience at the National level and with such talented and competitive players at her disposal she's bound to make mistakes. If she's a good coach, I don't think we will see the 3-back position ever again this season. There's no way that Ash is not going to voice her frustrations and be honest with her either since she's the bulk of the backline.
But yeah, I would wonder how dynamics play a role in how the Pride play. Maybe the pressure to perform as well as Ash is overwhelming and tough, and that's a cause for the inconsistency? Maybe there's something about Erin's demeanor that lends itself to a more cooperative work environment? Again, not pointing fingers or staking claims just posing questions. Ash definitely has the Michael "secretly a sociopath" Jordan vibes when it comes to her killer instinct, but Erin comes off more like a Dirk Nowitski with the golden retriever kind of personality. I think Amy is a great pairing for Ash because Amy can be kind of ruthless at times and she's tough as nails. AK too is great though this season is inconsistent. But maybe a specific type of backline is what is needed? Honestly they had a stellar thing going with Ali, Ali, Phoebe, and Courtney in the beginning of the season.
But the theory of Ash's general disposition setting the tone for matches or practices or even approving of coaches is an interesting one. It would definitely solidify the evidence that everyone views her as the true face of the organization and the captain of the ship, but I'm still stuck on how they can't make that same sentiment come to fruition during their matches. What is the missing link?
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prettyallfriends · 3 years
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Pretty Rhythm: My☆Deco Rainbow Wedding Chapter 15+16 English Translation
(These two are seriously my fav chapters so far, they were legitimately hilarious at times. Also Mia has disappeared for some reason, and So-min becomes the player's new sidekick for a while which is soooo good)
Chapter 15: The Gold Spiral Cup is a Bad Omen?
So-min: So you really did enter, Player? The third Spiral Cup… The Gold Spiral Cup! Hm… In that case... Kachow!
Shi-yoon: Ahaha, what kind of weird pose are you doing, So-min~?
So-min: It’s not a weird pose, Shi-yoon! This is… my… um… 'challenging Player pose'!!
Jae-eun: Munch munch! Slippery flavour~
So-min: Jae-eun! I’m not slipping!
Shi-yoon: It’s okay, that uhh, “focused” face of yours is funny, So-min. Ya~y!
So-min: I wasn’t trying to be funny! God! Jae-eun and Shi-yoon really drive me mad sometimes!
Shi-yoon: Ahaha! Thanks for the compliment!
Jae-eun: Munch munch! The flavour of happiness~
So-min: How was that a compliment!? Christ… why are we doing this right before the contest!? We don’t have time to waste talking like this! You want to be able to concentrate before the big contest too, right Player?
Choice: Nah, I’m feeling pretty relaxed! / Yep! Let me focus.
Shi-yoon: Yaa~y! Relax, relax. Charge up your power for the show.
So-min: As expected from the winner of the Bronze and Silver Spiral Cups. The aura of a star shines through your whole body. In that case I’m satisfied! However! We won’t lose to you! We’ve been preparing for this day by… huh? Player, are you looking for someone? Hm, Rinne? Looks like she’s not here. Though, if you work hard enough, she’ll probably hear about it… in which case, it will not have been a waste of time! Kachow! ...Whoops, I did it again.
Jae-eun: Ah! So-min’s doing her weird pose again~!
Shi-yoon: Ahaha. She’s so funny, ya~y!
So-min: It’s not a weird pose! You two are really…
Jae-eun: Oh, it tastes like the contest’s about to start~
So-min: Ah, we talked until it started! Anyway, Player… let’s both do our best in competing!
(prism show)
So-min: It’s finally time for the results.
Jae-eun: Munch munch! I can taste everyone’s nervousness… The winner is…
Shi-yoon: Player-san! Ya~y!
So-min: So now you’ve won the Bronze, Silver and Gold Spiral Cup… Y-you’re definitely n-not a run-of-the-mill prism star~!
Jae-eun: Losing to you tastes frustrating… but your show was wonderful, and had a really fun flavour!
Shi-yoon: Congrats, Player-san. Ya~y! Ah! It looks like you’ve won the Gold Spiral Dress frame!
So-min: It’s so sparkly… it’s shining almost as bright as your show today!
Shi-yoon: Hurry up and let us see you in the dress you make with it!
So-min: I’m sure the golden sparkle of this dress will reach Rinne’s heart… No matter where they are, rivals are always interested in what their opponent is up to.
Shi-yoon: Though, now that you’ve won three Spiral Cups, Rinne won’t be the only person interested in what you’re up to… Other prism stars will hear rumours about you, Player-san.
So-min: Good point… You’re probably going to get a lot more rivals now. Well, I doubt they’ll show up that fast. Kachow!
??? (Shi-yoon foretold you, Serena): So it’s you, huh~? You’re this Player I've hear so much about, right?
So-min: What!? Instantly a rival-ish person has appeared!
??? (Kanon): We’ve heard a lot of rumours about you.
??? (Serena): Come with us for a sec...
So-min: Ahhh! Somehow we’ve gotten into a bad situation~!
(i have no clue what serenon are ever saying bye. Wasnt expecting them to show up ngl)
Chapter 16: The Chaotic Manzai Princesses
So-min: Ooooh… They brought us with them, just like that… Those two are MARs’ rivals, Serenon. This isn’t gonna turn into a… dangerous situation, right? I feel like we wouldn’t be able to run away even if we tried!!! Though maybe it’s not too late, let’s run away…
??? (Serena): Sorry to leave ya waiting~...
So-min: EEEP! They’ve appeared~!!
Serena: My name’s Jounouchi Serena! And she’s…
Kanon: I’m Toudou Kanon. It’s nice to meet you, Player-han.
Serena: We’ve been hearing a lot of rumours that a rookie star just appeared out of nowhere.
Kanon: You’re a newbie, yet you’ve been winning tournaments left and right, and…
Serena: You’re the rival of Rinne, the promising new prism star!
Kanon: How could Serenon leave such an amazing prism star alone like that?
So-min: They’re going to do something to you, Player!
Serena: Hehehe. We’re gonna…
So-min: I can hear my heart thumping!
Serena: ...ask you for a favour!!
So-min: Gah--! Wait, a favour?
Serena: Player, your power as a prism star is the real deal! We need ya to join us in a manzai prism show!! Serenon perform manzai prism shows, and we want loads of people to come see them!!!
Kanon: So we need Player-han’s power to achieve that. Would ya consider doing manzai prism show training with us!?
Choice: Hm… What shall I do…? / No~ I’m really not good at manzai…
Serena: (She’s crying. Why are both choices bad) Whyyyyyy!? You have the sense for comedy! You’re trampling on our dreams!
So-min: Please wait a minute! Player can do something else to help you two! They can’t practise with you, as they have to do lessons to prepare for the Rainbow Cup. And their showdown with Rinne isn’t over yet!
Serena: Rinne… She’s like a partner to you, huh?
So-min: They’re a bit different than manzai partners…
Serena: I’ve got it! I hear ya loud and clear! In that case, get ready to compete against us!
Kanon: If ya win, you’re free to form a pair with Rinne.
Serena: But if we win, you gotta do manzai with us!
So-min: Why this… I don’t get what’s happening anymore, but it looks like you have to do this.
Serena: If you look down on the power of laughter, you better look out! I’m Serena!
Kanon: And I’m Kanon!
Serena: And together we’re Serenon! It’s a pleasure to be here~
(prism show)
Serena: Gah----!! Player, your show was super fun...
Kanon: Being able to make the audience smile more than Serenon could is a great feat!
Serena: Grr~ It’s frustrating, but since you won, you can group up with Rinne.
So-min: No… They never wanted to form a pair with Rinne in the first place.
Serena: Huuuh? That so? That’s too bad, so.
So-min: Why is that?
Kanon: Player-han and Rinne-han seem to be really close after all. How do I put this, they seem to share a bond that’s different than their bonds with others.
Serena: A pair or group will end up having a mysterious bond, right? Our rivals in MARs are like that, and so are we!
Kanon: When I’m with Serena, whether it’s manzai or prism shows, I’m happy.
Serena: Woah woah woah! Why are you saying that kinda thing so suddenly!? I’m gettin’ all shy…
Kanon: What are you getting shy for!? You’re a manzai prism show star, how can you handle being the boke if you can’t handle this!?
Serena: Damn, I really messed up!! How could I~!?
Kanon: Hehe. Well, being able to joke around like this is one of the most fun parts about being partners. Of course, rivals have strong bonds too, like us and MARs. Player-han, forge some strong bonds with Rinne, okay?
Serena: Rivals and friends… If a duo like that did manzai, it’d be hilarious!! Player, you sure ya won’t try doing a manzai prism show?
So-min: ...they will not.
Serena: Ah! You’re a really great tsukkomi, ya know!
Kanon: Player-han, if you ever feel like a manzai lesson, drop us a line whenever, okay? Prism shows and manzai are both about making the audience members happy. I’m looking forward to seeing if you can make your audience smile at the Rainbow Cup!
Serena: Looks like it’s time to go. This has been Serena!
Kanon: And Kanon!
Serena: And this was Serenon! Thank you very much for coming!!
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pretty-prism-hell · 3 years
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idol land pripara, huh?
maybe me having more interest in the pretty series these past few weeks was a premonition. Anyways here’s my epic analysis post (also as i write this pripara is trending on japanese twitter. Epic)
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starting out with the pre-registration image. this confirms we’re getting new coords in the game. pretty cool. also this image confirms the currency used in game, ai$ which i assume is a pun on “aidoru” because the dollar symbol is pronounced “doru” in japanese.
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here’s a screenshot of the main menu/overworld? the entire game looks as if it was built using all idol perfect stage as a base which is likely. we see the photo studio directly behidn the player character, which i’ll get to in a bit. i assume the kuma that’s on the screen is the player’s mascot and will change depending on the player. we can see a shop wagon, which is how we’ll get new coord pieces i assume. it’ll most likely be a gacha system because it’s a mobile game and pripara already uses gacha systems in its non-arcade games but who knows.
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mychara creation screen! we also get a glimpse of the rank up system above. considering this is a mobile game with a gacha system (probably) i assume this will work similarly to other mobile game level up systems but still using iines as exp. by this is mean itll reload whatever stamina system they have and also unlock new content.
onto the creation part. the sections here appear to be face type, hair style, hair color, eye color, voice, glasses, and Other™. anyways this means pripara is carrying over prichan’s “choosing voice separately from face type” system which is very cool. hopefully this also means they’ll have the new voices prichan introduced too.
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coord select screen! (sorry for the youtube bar over it i took this screenshot myself). first of all the rank bar looks different here. the numbers displayed are different on both sides which leads me to believe yeah this is an exp bar and it resets when u rank up.
anyways onto the actual coord select screen. it looks sort of plain compared to past ones but in terms of efficiency it is much better because u dont have to scroll through coord items one by one. i assume you can filter things through pressing the search button on the right.
(only vaguely related but i do wonder how coord color will matter? it’s displayed so it means something.)
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bad quality here but photo studio! this is personally a feature im very excited for. anyways at first i thought the sidebar was for choosing characters but i think it’s for choosing poses considering the character’s pose is identical to shion’s in the sidebar also the “pose” button is lit up”
ok my theories on what these buttons on the bottom are left to right:
- return. this is pretty straightforward you exit out of the photo studio
- flip. just flips ur character horizontally
- pose menu. u choose the poses.
- this one probably changes the orientation of the photo? who knows.
- background select. in another screenshot its shown that you have a gallery of photos to pick from but a lot of the backgrounds arent displayed on the menu so. idk whats goin on there. maybe a camera roll select function? the backgrounds do appear very realistic
- photo button. pretty straightforward
- video button. on the sidebar the characters on the right have video icons on them so i think there will be static poses and also video poses to take video of. pretty cool!
- log of photos you’ve taken? maybe.
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back to the overworld! here’s the building you use to play songs. im really hoping the screenshot above is like... accurate to the features in-game because it means we’re getting characer hairstyles/colors for mycharas again (epic)
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prism stone! this is also marked w/ a shop icon so it’s also a shop area. maybe it’ll work differently to the cart or something? idk
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movie! this is very interesting because it looks like it’s a gallery for anime lives. i mean i’m certainly excited it’s kinda hard to find good quality versions of the anime lives on youtube nowadays
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exit. it’s an exit. exits you out of the game
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this is a very interesting screenshot! because it means we’ll have actual multiplayer? not just exchanging tomotickets but like.. actually playing together. also very cool stamps.
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sorry for the horrible quality but it looks like there’ll be some sort of photo-taking function that isn’t the photo studio? in motion it looks basically the same as the prichan photo taking function so i think they just put that into pripara
anyways that’s all the content i have to look at for now.
other thoughts:
- at launch i think they’ll only have the mychara parts/coords from all idol perfect stage because i cant seem to find anything that wasnt in there. however this is a mobile game so it’s only natural that they will update it with new content over time
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fipindustries · 4 years
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The ludomancer
So you heard of parahumans fans using their own lives to come up with triggers and create their own fan capes? well, that is more than well trodden ground so i figured lets take it an extra notch and figure out my own fan practitioner, my own fanctitioner! (disclaimer: many of of the personal details here were either exagerated or fabricated for dramatic effect)
backstory
i had open heart surgery when i was 6 months old, and if niccolette belanger is anything to go by, having big openings in your flesh at a very young age is free real state for persky spirits. Just imagine this giant entrance direct to my chest, leaving my heart ridden with holes and openly exposed.
Now this was in a very modern hospital in and incredibly sterile enviroment so is not like there were a lot of grisly phantasmagoric spirits crawling all over the place, you i was covered head to toe in technology, multiple wires and tubes and god knows what else all poking out of my chest, back in those days i was more machine than human. So with that in mind i like the idea that perhaps some fairly young spirits of electricity, technology, science and artificousness got inside me.
nothing too wild and powerful considering these things were all relatively recent by the standards of the practisce, but enough to have an influence. The general result is that i would be naturally inclined towards STEM fields, mad scientists, math and engeneering as a kid. I would constantly find myself getting involved into these enviroments (even when i didnt want to) such as going to a course in robotics, going to a high school soecialized in mechanics, studing computer science in college, etc.
my life would go on more or less like normal, the spirits slowly growing inside of me but always kept in check by my own essense and sense of self. Until...
Awareness
i changed careers and went to live at a college dorm in the middle of nowhere, five kilometers away from the nearest city, a small oasis of technology in the desert and the central hub for the Wi Fi of my state. As the years went by i became more and more isolated, my Conections grew weaker, my own sense of self got thinner and thinner (exacerbated by me finally questioning my gender identity). my prescence on the world was almost non existant, spending most of my time in my dorm in my computer not interacting with anyone, browsing ever incresingly more niche or obscure websites.
in this oasis of technology in the middle of nowhere, with my personal conections and sense of identity growing weaker, the spirits within me started to grow stronger and stronger, starting to screw with my very perception of reality, pushing things so that i would start to go down weird rabbit holes online, reading strange texts in impossibly formatted websites that would introduce strange ideas about the nature of reality, some times even downright attempting to posses me (i would try to rationalize these episodes where i would experience derealization as just panic attacts).
The spirits of technology would introduce me to forbidden ideas online, dangerous memetic cognitohazards, basiliks that would force me to perform obscure rituals to summon  demonic entities from lost planes of reality, not aligned with human values. They would try and convince me that reality was a simulation and coax me to pierce the veil and see the true subyacent reality, that subatomic particles were capable of experiencing suffering, that i could be tortured for eternity if enough people were kept from getting dust specks in their eyes. If things had gone like that for much longer i would have probably ended up summoning or becoming an Ex Machina and probably an entire wing of the college campus would have been condemned.
Luckly in my college there just hapened to be a young dabbler who got wind of my situation. They took notice of me and were kind enough to put me in touch with an online community of witch hunters who specialized in cases like mine (the dabbler didnt take care of it themselves because they didnt want to accidentally reveal to me more than strictly necessary about the magic world, the group of witch hunters had a lot more experience solving this problems without the karmic burden of awakening someone)
The witch hunters were a fairly niche group within the larger community of witch hunters. They specialized in bayesian techniques. Using the tools of rationality to dispell illutions, glamours, mind tricks and half truths. They established firm rules for thinking and percieving the world so that Others wouldnt be able to decieve or manipulate them. Calling bullshit on the impossible. Their organization, the Magical Interference Restriction Institute, coordinated the efforts to develop safe protocols for the practisce in the digital age.
They exorcised most of it, gave me a few basic mental tools and rituals to keep the spirits in check and recommended me to try and forget about the whole affair. But fat chance about that, by this point my eyes had been opened.
The awakening
When i finished college and moved to a different city i did everything in my power to enter in contact with the practitioner world again. Walking around the city, reading craiglist adds, looking into different organizations. Of course i wasnt acting blindly, i was guided by some of the things that i had picked up during my posessions, the things the spirits had revealed to me, the forbidden texts that i had read and some of the advice the witch hunters gave me.
Eventually i managed to follow conections and came across a small cabal of practitioners who put the front of a board game club to recruit people and have a place to reunite while looking legitimate and not arising suspicion from the mundanes. The way the club would work was that on the front it was a normal place to play things like Catan, Carcassone, king of tokyo, etc. But on the back room they would “play test” new “games” between the senior members of the club. when in reality they would workshop new rituals to perform.
They would focus on a fairly recent branch of magic caled Ludomancy. Focused on the idea that any boardgame is in the end a ritual. it would be this communal activity with rules and mechanics, supported by the illution and the beliefs of the players who would manipulate symbols and idols across intricate diagrams. 
they saw my experience with rules, logic and technology applied to magic and saw enough potential in me that they allowed me to join. Their awakening ritual is a bit different than most since they customized it based on their findings and experiences with rituals. Instead os sitting in a circle the circle is inscribed in a board. The piece that you use to move through the board has to be carved by you and has to be composed of elements that represent you and that are meaningful to you and it has to hold within a couple of drops of your blood.
You throw the dice and move across the board and depending on what places you fall in on of the cards will be drawn from the multiple decks. These cards will either give you challenges to overcome to prove yourself, make declarations and impositions on the kind of practitioner you will be once you awaken or just be criptic messages and riddles that wont be relevant or mean anything to you until many years down the line. You have to overcome the challenges, answer the questions posed by the cards and most of all, play the rules cleverly so that you can make your piece reach the center of the board and scream jumanji to complete the ritual. Now the rules of every awakening playthrough change and they can be incredibly intricate and complex, it can take a lot of cleverness of a lot of luck to finish this ritual but once you do you find yourself in a much firmer and powerful grounding than most begginers do.
the practice
i would probably focus on shamanism, collecting spirits here and there, slow and steady accumulation of a power base. i would like to get into constructs, acumulating spirits, helping them grow, give them a bit of my own power to help the process along, like sacrificing one drop of blood every week, or establishing small rituals of worship, and then mix and mashing them together to build more complex spirits, also i would probably offer small favors to the local practitioners in exchange of tibdits, trinkets and sources of power, always keeping it low profile and not too ambitious, something like helping with a ritual here and there, being a pair of extra hands, mostly giving help establishing magic circles and drawing diagrams, running small errands, sending messages. it would help let other people know that im not too much of a concern and hopefully they would let me be
if you need help or want to make an exchange with me you could come to my house and i would offer to play a game (usually one i made up) and in the process of playing the game i would perform the magic that you need or arrange the cosmological and quintessential pieces inside and outside of you according to your request.
My implement would be a set of D&D dices that i can use to make a bit of augury, affect probabilities, dictate outcomes and, in times of need, cheat at my games a bit. the rest of my equipment would be booklets and notebooks filled with my own designs, rulesets and texbooks, lots and of graph paper and one actual RPG supplement that i would use to bluff some of the more out of date Others by claiming that i have tomes filled with arcane spells and a full compendium of magicl creatures.
eventually i would try to diversify, focusing more on crafting and building, going more for the angle of the toy maker rather than game designer. I would build complex structures in papercraft, small mechanisms with cardboard, intricate contraptions with some clockwork and some springs.
i probably wouldnt get a familiar, i just dont see my self commiting to a life long companion. i would desperatly try to establish a demesne but that would also be rather complicated since i dont see my self owning property any time soon either.
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OPM s2e7 Live blog
“The S Class Heroes”
IM SCREAMING ALREADY I ONLY READ THE EPISODE TITLE ALRIGHT OK SO IT BEGINS TODAY, MY DEATH guys I am so pumped for the S Class focus thats about to begin with this episode like from here on out they become main players in the series and asfdbfhirksvfjkevfsnjkvfnjek how is it legal for ONE SERIES to contain SO MANY FAVES. Anywayyy Before I get started I’m actually wondering- this is the 7th episode of the second season… do we know how many episodes the season is supposed to run for? S1 only had 12 i think. I’m… I’m not even close to ready for it ending. Now that they’ve introduced Orochi, I’m not even sure where a good break in the plot would be?? Random concerns aside, lets get to the episode. As always, I’m watching this as someone who has read the manga and web comic to date
OROCHI IS PINK HE IS HOT PINK THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY BEFORE THE TITLE SEQUENCE HITS ME LIKE A GUT PUNCH EVERY SINGLE TIME AND I STILL PAUSE IT AT ZOMBIEMAN OK off to a great start woo
Oh thank god we’re starting with the tournament I can stop quite literally holding my breath. Alright its Choze time. I’m actually excited for him to do things, his face has been nothing but terrifying thus far and hes one of those characters that are just fun to hate unapologetically. I love over-the-top Nazi stand-ins for that reason tbh
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OH FUCK OH GOD I LOVE HIM also GAROU hiya welcome back I know it’s only been 2 weeks but i missed you so much thank you for gracing my screen for 5 seconds OH HECK the dramatic music and beginning of the internal monologue just being blatantly REJECTED caught me off guard I cackled AH WAIT WAIT
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EYESIGHT DOGMAN ASDFGHK MY BABY IS COMING IM DEAD IM FUKKIN DEAD ALREADY I MISSED HIS CUTE VOICE hey no wait that was very quick?? I must withhold my bias, we’re at the point now where I have SCRUTINIZED every single panel of the manga over and over because of all of my faves, so even the smallest differences will be glaring to me. As much as I want all the action to be drawn out as it is in the manga, I know that’s never been how the anime has rolled. I must bite my tongue.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE ONLY TIME WE’LL EVER SEE HIM AND YET!!! oof i had to pause for 2 minutes to chill out and actually type. I. I just. juST. BOI ARE YOU OK WHERE ARE YOU ARE YOU WELL AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE G4 tell me your secrets
WAIT COME BACK i dont give 2 SHITS about sweet mast HECKK
speaking of whom get off my screen u creep I have a personal bone to pick with u disrespecting the bae as you will
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[SCREAMING]
Oh god this whole scene is so EXCITING and TERRIFYING child emperor’s face as Pig God just eats her, speaking of which -QUIT CUTTING BACK TO THAT TERRIFYING IMAGERY ASDFGHJ  
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YES THEY KEPT IT YES YES YES YESYEYSYEYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND how much Ive been looking FORWARD to that little scene??? im crying how is it possible to work myself up so much of this please help
ok ok back to the tournament give my heart a break phew Hey Choze if you’re genes are so superior then where are your eyebrows????? You dont pull it off HALF as well as Z does. Jeez everything about this guy is so absurd I can’t help but laugh irl the damn DNA helix rolling across the screen dude just stop you’re embarrassing yourself
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although you DO know how to strike a pose. change ur name to Poze. Wait no. Your name is now GMO Corn I lied.
AGAIN GETTIN ME WITH THE WEIRD COLORS Hundred Eyes Octopuss is red and blue OK SURE
DEATH GATLING DEATH GATLING ASDFGHJKL guys I cant look at Narcisstoic oh no “no you’ll do no good”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WASNT EXPECTING THIS THIS EPISODE BUT I SHOULD HAVE I WASNT PREPARED I paused it I’m afraid to push play he’s not on the screen yet i can still turn back and make it out alive -
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                    Behold.                                     the moment   I          died        
I actually have this thing with eye gore and seeing it in motion fucked me up I had to skip 10 seconds but anyway FUCK he’s so SPARKLY and PRETTY
Noting also the music there totally gave me flashbacks to the Darkmatter Thieves invasion for a split second and that sequence in general was really well done I like how they emphasized the suckers sticking to the concrete and everything- it have the monster a lot of weight imo. Of course the studio would be fools to not give Tatsumaki the the utmost respect like that sooo
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SPARKLY and PRETTY and TEMPTING FATE YOU FOOL yo I was so excited to this scene but I feel like they didn’t make his response angry enough it’s funnier when it so uncharacteristically mad I might do a redraw with the face he makes in the manga………….. FUKKIN was smiley face man just yelling noises to cover flashy’s voice???? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
OH MY FUCK WE’RE GETTING MONSTER CELLS THIS EPISODE. OH MY HECK WE’RE COVERING MUCH MORE GROUND THAN I THOUGHT WE’RE ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH THE EP
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plot progression plot progression plo t p r ogr e ss i on hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kamikaze being the badass that he is i lov
SPEAKING OF LOVES LOOKY LOOK God i love those three Okamaitachi is a WIFE and IAI is a BAE HEY WAIT let them speak come back they said words i want voices!!!!!!!  this is going so fast??? Oh my god I was absolutely not expecting to get the Suiryu fight this episode holy crap holy crap?? Ok but I’m getting pumped the music is hype “trying to hide his nervousness by looking like a doofus” “this is how I always look” Oh saitama why do they do this to you. Jeez as much as I love everyone else I forget how much I miss him. 
Oh and he’s getting his hopes up again sweetheart no
This is so good I’m hardly pausing to type my thoughts I’m too invested AND NOW ALSO IM DIGGING THIS MUSIC this is good v good yes and there goes Saitama being a genuinely good person offended by this jackass Saitama is too good for this world
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His voice… I love him sm. aaaaaaaaaaaaaand its over. hmmmmmmmmmmmm so I have a guess as to what the post credits scene will be but let’s just see
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YUP I KNEW IT cause we skipped it last week and now that we’ve introduced the monster cells it was only logical Genos no bby stop getting completely obliterated mannnnnnnnn
In all, no real complaints??? My children?? Have began to appear finally??? I just wish they literally went word for word shot for d\shot with Drive Knight if only because I’m STARVED for DK content in general. But based on the pacing of this week’s episode, will definitely cover a lot of ground and be pretty intense. I should be less, uh, screaming? Next week too. I’m exhausted from spazzing every 10 seconds hah. Well, I just skimmed the manga again and there might be some but yeah I think I can calm down for maybe 2 weeks. maybe. take a wild guess who should show up right around that time. ANYWAY Thanks for reading see yall next weeeeekkkkk
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watching every naruto opening and discussing my opinions because im bored liveblog
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took me a little while to warm up to it idk why maybe because its not as up tempo and its a shonen and i want to get hype but i love it now. love the part where the camera pans around team 7 fighting randos they are babies… also its so funny when sasuke holds out his hand to naruto to help him out of the lake and he jsut fist bumps him. gay boy
Haruka fucking kanata baby!!!!!!!! a fav. like we all know this. i listen to the song just regularly a lot and every time it comes on shuffle im like Oh my god its haruka kanata. read the english translation of the lyrics… sns
this one got stuck in my head for a while lol. i like seeing everyone babie and i like naruto shaking his head at the end to dry off like a dog
DDMnanannaddnnaaaaa naaaaaaaaa nda aaWE ARE FIGHTING DEAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOLI OLI OLIOOOOoohh!!!!! very fun very good also a very good time in the show, hello tsunade
**edgy shonen opening where theres something important in front of a chain link fence**
lol skipping 6-9 bc thats the huge chunk of filler which i didnt actually watch most of
shippuden
heros come back is SO GOOD absolutely one of my favs. banger first of all. i love how its actually choreographed and naruto sakura kakashi are like moving to the beat and i love the part where the animation is like pencil sketchy and theyre running and their bodies warp bro its just cool. the part where everyone dramatically reaches for gaara is fun, also love deidaras moment. anyway i shake my ass to this song eveyrday
distance oh god oh fuck. YOU ARE MY FRIEND!!! the sasuke and naruto stuff where they are little baby at the beginning at the end we return to the same place theyre there and like about to stab each other i’m going to scream. i lvoe the song of course. hello sai! i love team 7s little spotlight moments where they get to pose to the music its so cute. why is sasuke snake jesus? DO you remember that long lost DREAM!!!!!!!!!!
BLUE BIRD YA BANGER ok the whole symbolism. when naruto falling next to sasuke rising is positioned like yin and yang lol. when naruto is falling from the sky but then sasuke comes to mind and he springs into action lol. ok random people from the fillers i dont care about. naruto fell in the lake he picks up the bird feather interspersed with a couple shots of sasuke horgh. additional reading: paper bag by fiona apple
closer is one of the ones where im like eh its ok its not my favorite and then it gets to the chorus and my dumb ass is jsut screaming YOU KNOW THE CLOSER YOU GET TO SMETHING THE TOUGHTER IT IS TO REACHIT. the funniest part where narutos moping and thinking of sasuke and then he just perks up and smiles at the camera like. gay boy. like getting to see the asuma fight scenes in this op, also it was so funny seeing him get all the screentime in this op knowing hes about to die like yeah very subtle
SHA LA LA!!!! LOVE IT i love it i love it soooo much first of all banger second of all naruto looking into the water and his reflection is sasuke. lollllll. metaphor m-e-t-a-p-h-o-r the little prechorus bit in the middle gives me chills. love sasuke walking into the purple pool like a smug motherfucker thats my boy. at the end zooming into sasukes pupil zoom out it’s narutos eye oh the poetry..
signs another one of the ones where im like eh whatever its fine but not my fav but by the chorus i am standing on the table freaking out. like fuck jiraiya but this one got me a lil. the lighting and choreography of the sasuke itachi fight bit is sooooo nice and pretty, love getting to see all the new players in the story. baby ame orphans fading to the shot of yahiko as pain.. :(
this one literally makes me cry. i get chills what the fuck. definitely one of my favs. am i a bitch? maybe. i like the song by itself but like the way the rise/general shape of the melody flows with the visuals its like oh god oh fuck. again fuck jiraiya but like the role his character serves as a link between these disparate groups of people and the way thats used in this opening… how it starts and ends with him writing and this is the arc where naruto reads tales of a gutsy ninja and he learns about how he got his name and jiraiya wrote the book and hes WRITING and im going CRAZY!! i’m starting to tear up watching it rn. the shot of konan and the pains in that moment just before they leap forward. Sayonaaaaaaara aa lksasldfkwpoeifjhnuerIELFeuiertekdjsnlfweiourbg kakashis moment is cool in this op. also love to see the girls getting fight scenes in this op cus they sure dont in the actual show LOL anyway yeah im at the part where the melodys just hitting sooo different oh my god naruto frog eyes
DIVERRRRRRR. FAV literally like naruto is drowning. hes drowning and everyone is pushing him up so he can breathe again everyone is fighting to save him and thnen he s ouf ot the water and then he sees sasuke drowning and he JUMPS BACK IN. FOR ONE PERSON EVEN THOUGH ALL THESE OTHER PEOLE were working to help him out he dives back in for SASUKE whos drowning in the eyehole of obitos mask which is cool. ok yeah this is another one where im like tearing up because THe cymbal is em….. the way The movement of the visuals is choreographed with the song is so much. nico TOUCHED the fucking walls.
this one kinda annoys me i dont know why it just wasnt my favorite. love the sasuke and naruto staring at each other intensely moment though, would this be a shippuden opening without that. also the part at the end where sakura holds up her kunai and it like slashes and covers sasuke and naruto… inch resting…
newsongs so weird i love it. like what the hell is going on. why is naruto running like hes from some weird gmod video from 2013. love the LITERAL choreography, everyone dancing to the song like this is a musical. theres just a lot of weird moments which is fun. love sai naruto and sakura making the seal together to shoot lightning. raikage leaping gracefully across the beach
i do not enjoy this one. i just dont. it just feels like we’re bootlicking which of course we are because this is the war arc and everything is a nightmare
i remember seeing the first episode with this opening and i was excited bc its like… great another naruto pining for sasuke one this is what im here for. a light banger. minato manlet monday. ohh right this was the one where gaara sees his dad again and his OH I SEE SASUKEE
Banger! nico did indeed touch the walls again. i like that this one is like visually thematically consistent thru the whole thing, i like the nighttime dimly lit atmosphere with the bursts of brighter colorful lighting, also whenever i see tsunade i freak out. narutos cute at the end
SUCH A BANGER!!! also very cool visual style, appreciate it for that like the last one, its got that pretty consistent aesthetic with the red sky and the high contrast black blocking its fun and cool to watch. did i mention the song is a bit of a banger. obito passing thru the rock is cool too bad hes an idiot
ok from this one there were two lines i remember always seeing in the english sub that made me freak out. and one of them was like “this red hot love burning my heart” and it was over kakashi and obito fighting like damn OK. also the “i put the candle out with my finger” thing sticks in my head idk why. hate that we have the narutos big meaty claws i mean manly hands moment though. omg its hashirama and madara and then it CUTS TO SASUKE AND NARUTO IN THE SAME POSE LOL OK…
SILHOUETTE IS a banger… not as much so as some of the others but its a lot of fun. very colorful op, we got some naruto pining for sasuke, classic. also love the thing where ppl are running and they age as they do and they sort of grow into their present selves, a fun visual bit. the end where narutos like obito be nice now look at all these people behind me who think youre a meanie please be nice :(((((((((
another one with a really good visual principle ugh i love how the style of the show is integrated w the styles of more traditional printmaking its very swexy and nice to look at
LINE uugrgh i love this one, maybe a fav… naruto chasing after the light and sasuke trying so hard to snuff it out as they both reflect on their memories of each other oh god oh fuck… also i love the bits where it just has all the characters in a row like it reminds me of that one post about how in the endgame trailer they had a shot of all the female characters together to be like Girl power!! and someone was like yeah thats them showing u exactly how many women theyre going to disrespect LMAO but yeah i do love this op. also the song itself being slower w/ the triplet tempo is a nice change of pace
blood circulator hee hee… the version of this with naruto and sasuke moments is A Lot but even just the generic first version is fun. the part where narutos like knocked on his face hes sinking into the tar and hes not even trying to save himself hes just staring at sasuke, but then he sees sasuke distressed and he goes bijuu mode immediately like What did u say about my mans? there is some homoeroticism
i really hate everything about this i hate it all. sasuke is cute. thats it. ok first of all why did choji cut his hair his long hair look was so gooooooood. hinata bimboification? i mean if anything it was fun to watch these fillers just cus it was fun to watch kakashi be the hokage but really goofy and also the Crumbs tossed to the kakairus… but yeah i hate everything temari got bimbofied too like ugh please let her be a dyke :( this isnt even me talking necessarily about the opening this is me just being like i hate the naruto ending. LOL SASUKE AND NARUTOS NO HOMO BRO HIGH FIVE AT THE END LOLLLLL
ok im done
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tumblunni · 5 years
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helo guys i listened to the yokai watch boss music on my FINALLY ACTUALLY WORKING headphones and my entire soul just melted into infinate graham crackers okay bye
fuckin hell i hope this is the one that plays when you fight maddiman HOLY SHIT
jesus christ its like an entire haunted house is fighting you, please please tell me someone somewhere has drawn this man shredding it out on an equally frankenstein guitar while his minions do a synchronized dance in the background
OH FUCK EVEN THE MINIONS GET A RAD DAMN THEME
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what counts as a miniboss does maddiman get THIS one please someone tell me what song all my faves get in this FUCKIN JAMMIN SOUNDTRACK
actually AAA i shouldnt spoil myself GAHHHH dammit
....okay i spoiled myself but i skipped JUST to the gameplay part of a lets play and JUST to hear the music and okay I CAN CONFIRM that maddiman gets the Sweet Guitar Riffs version okay my life is complete now
also apparantly he’s a really fuckin good boss?? he’s a spam healer?? he fuckin uses the exact tactic players use to cheese the elite four in pokemon! damn hell yeah we need more creative white mage villain battles in the world! but i cut off right before ‘okay here’s how you beat his strategy’ like NO i want to GET MY ASS KICKED okay he deserves a few victories in life
also i may or may not have browsed around lets plays until i found one where the lper agreed that he is good and deserves hugs, yes
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guys
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i was fuckin stupid
i spoiled myself for
final boss theme
i have no fuckin clue who this dude is
i only even know he’s a dude cos ive seen people draw fanart of him and maddiman hanging out so apparantly theyre on the same villain team?
but YO FUCKIN HELL i feel like i have an absolute sense of his personality from the fuckin EIGHTY DIFFERENT CLEARLY DISTINCT BANGERS that just exploded into my earlobes
this is that ‘no face journeys’ meme in audio form
like fuckin shit it is no exaggeration to say that this is THE BEST final boss theme i have ever heard in my entire fucking life
this beats out anything in any smt game, champion cynthia AND goddamn sonic colours! SONIC COLOURS!!!! fuckin hell it even beats the default battle music in shadow hearts 3 which always frustrated me that it wasnt the final boss dammit
like holy CHRIST whoever the fuck you are dude i am sure you are very fuckin intimidating and possibly have some sort of form change
why is this so GENUINELY SCARY in my cute monsters jokey game????
WHY AM I ALREADY CRYING WITH EMOTION AT THE DRAMATIC TRIUMPHANT RIFF BIT WITH THE REPRISE OF THE RECURRING THEME OF THE DEFAULT BATTLE SONG LIKE HOLY FUCKKKKKK it just dropped again excuse me i have to WEEP OPENLY at imagining my FIRE FORGED TEAM OF GOOFY BUDDIES kicking the ass of SOME KIND OF SCARY BIG DUDE PROBABLY who PROBABLY also did some kind of bad thing DAMN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE PLOT IS BUT I KNOW THE STAKES ARE FUCKIN HIGHER THAN WHEN YOU SHOT YOURSELF AS A HUMAN BULLET TO FIGHT THE SUN IN DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA
im weeping why cant i unlock playable maddiman to take to this INCREDIBLY HYPE BATTLE like yo plz man. ive seen fuckin hacks to do it, god im gonna find some damn way! like yes he’s COMPLETELY UNUSEABLE even if you hack him in but i just want his t posing model floating in the corner to join me in my moment of triumph over WHOEVER THE FUCK THE VILLAIN IS
I AM SO ANGRY AT HIM. WHOEVER HE IS.
GOD DAMN WHAT A BANGER aaaAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Trivial Pursuit (Domark, Spectrum, 1986)
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Gallup all formats chart, Your Computer Vol. 7 No. 1, January 1987
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Trivial Pursuit the board game divides the world of knowledge into six categories; six wedges of cheese for six spaces in a wheel with six spokes. In pursuit of rounded knowledge from Trivial Pursuit the computer game of the board game, there seems no better framework to adopt than its own.
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By the time 1986 turned into 1987, electronic games had become well established as a leisure pursuit in their own right. For the teenagers of the time, they had been popular in some form for their entire lives. The ZX Spectrum and Commodore 64 had been out for five years, and increasing numbers of parents were being persuaded of their educational and fun value. That would carry on -- I got my own Commodore 64 several Christmases later. As discussed a few entries back, computer games were sold in the biggest high street shops. Meanwhile, sports are a familiar subject for AAA. Making games about subjects people already know well is an easy route in for an audience. Taking an already popular activity like football with its own set of defined rules and turning it into computerised form is an even more obvious thing to go for, on both the developers’ side and the players’. With that background, it is no surprise at all to find other existing leisure activities being successfully translated into computer games. The board game Trivial Pursuit was of a similar age to the Spectrum and C64, still in an initial swing of popularity which meant that an electronic version of it wasn’t trying to replace a well-established favourite like Monopoly, but offering an alternative or addition to the fun thing you’d recently come across. The computer game’s manual explicitly calls it a game that “the whole family (Mum and Dad included!) enjoy enormously.” On Christmas Day 1986, many British families must have gathered round the Spectrum after dinner for a game of Trivial Pursuit.
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Computer science, particularly at the kind of price that was able to reach large numbers of game-playing households, had only advanced so far. This presented some technological barriers to recreating the Trivial Pursuit experience. Representing the colour brown, for instance, was apparently an unachievable task, and so the art & literature wedge becomes black. Still, Trivial Pursuit is a very viable candidate for transfer to computer form, comprising as it does of a series of trivia questions with a limited appendage of choosing movement and collecting tokens. So the dice also go, replaced by a random dart-throwing animation which captures a miniscule fraction of the tactile sense of ceremony, but mostly the game is intact. Expanded on, even, since the board game couldn’t offer musical rounds where listening to “She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain” is an essential part of the experience, or easily offer picture rounds. The one remaining issue is that of the mechanics of answering questions. I assumed going in that there would be some kind of multiple choice arrangement, but the actual solution is much more simple and elegant. The game just poses each question and then asks whether you got it right, Y/N? Players of the board game similarly get an answer written down and have to determine among themselves whether the player asked it answered satisfactorily, so why should a computer recreation of the experience be any different? The psychology of presenting an irreversible button-press and relying on players’ honesty in this way is nonetheless a fascinating sideshow all of its own.
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I’ve talked previously about the strength of games as ways of presenting spaces. Trivial Pursuit has several spaces to present. One is the board, a recreation of a physical object with functionality retained and resemblance to the original object at the forefront. Another of its spaces is the more completely imagined room in which the question master paces backwards and forwards, surrounded by items to represent the different question categories. Sometimes it goes dark, giving the idea of an image being cast by a projector, the game turning into both test and lecture at the same time. Among the items in the room is a world map up on the wall. And what is a chart but a map of territory, of tangible or intangible space? The Gallup charts by which we are finding our way through the AAA journey are maps of their own territory, suspended between imaginary and real. SalesSpace, we could call it. In SalesSpace, the things that count are time and format and sales, and that’s what’s reflected in the picture of relationships between games that charts of SalesSpace show. In SalesSpace, board game recreation Trivial Pursuit and World War II shoot-em-up 1942 sit together in the same top ten. In SalesSpace, Trivial Pursuit goes between well-remembered arcade games Paperboy and Gauntlet along the route through the UK’s #1 games. Look along the right axes and what you might have thought of as very separate places turn out to be right next to each other.
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One of the first things that’s obvious on playing Trivial Pursuit the computer game is its commitment to being as accessible as it can. It’s notable that it uses the keyboard’s arrow keys for directional controls, rather than QAOP or one of the other arcane combinations other Spectrum games tended to go for. Anyone was clearly meant to be able to turn up and figure out what was happening as quickly as possible, and that holds up. Admittedly if I didn’t already know the rules of Trivial Pursuit I would need the manual at hand, but that goes for the board game too. Past that, the basic action of answering trivia questions is fun, its questions are pretty well-pitched as easy but not too much so, and the attention to detail seems reasonable (I haven’t encountered any Hugh Jackilometresans so far). The choice of questions goes for timelessness, even more than the board version since the music question choices are backwards looking, presumably to keep the sound samples copyright-free. Where it doesn’t achieve that timelessness, the perspective on what has changed in three decades makes for intriguing wrinkles -- you could probably still ask “What was Mrs. Fawlty’s Christian name?” but not in those words. Trivial Pursuit is one of the most straightforwardly entertaining games I’ve played for AAA so far.
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But is it art? It’s not a question that I’ve engaged with on this blog elsewhere, because it’s not very interesting, but it’s one that somehow doesn’t go away. An inferiority-complex-driven need to justify video games to outsiders as being art seems to have infinite lives. Worse, within some very loud pockets of game culture, that need sits alongside a vicious refusal to tolerate the kind of cultural criticism that art tends to get. Sometimes the same people are the ones saying both, and more. There’s no place for politics in games, apparently. Narrative events only ever happen inside the context of the narrative and not a wider context of authorial choice. Games should just be fun, OK? But, of course, the right kind of fun. The wrong kind of fun means a non-game, a phrase I became familiar with as I re-engaged with video games in the Wii and DS era and read NeoGAF, a gaming forum which was relatively open and welcoming (i.e. it was merely toxic rather than a seething hellscape). Wii Sports was a non-game. Non-games are successful games which are too popular and do too many things which games don’t do to count as games. In a weird inversion of the ‘how is this art?’ Turner Prize winner phenomenon, the mainstream audience sees non-games as a perfectly fine type of game and the enthusiasts proclaiming themselves at the centre of the culture completely deny non-games a place in the category. Not in the sense of them being too lowbrow, but of trying to define them out completely. Trivial Pursuit would surely have counted as a non-game. Which is nonsense, obviously. It provides an experience of a virtual space that’s dependent on the player’s actions, producing an emerging narrative within its bounds. I can’t work out a plausible game definition which wouldn’t include it without going absurdly narrow. Its selection of questions is a meaningful creative decision, illustrating and reinforcing what knowledge is seen as worth knowing. As for the wider art question, let’s just say that I have an equally tough time with any argument that identifies Frank Bruno’s Boxing as art and doesn’t do the same for Trivial Pursuit.
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One of the more successful tactics of the kind of gatekeepers who talk about non-games is an appeal to history. They were here first. People who want something different than monolithic hardcore games are trying to change the rightful way of things proven by time. The whole idea of non-games has that idea of definition-by-precedent built in. Yet find the right maps and this appeal to history is revealed as not only bogus, but bogus even within the boundaries of its own arguments. Casual games and casual players have been here thriving all along. As 1986 turned in 1987, more people were going to their local high street WHSmith and buying Trivial Pursuit the computer game than were buying anything that has outlasted it as an emblem of retro gaming. The world mapped out by the games charts has always been a big one with room for many perspectives and interests. It’s not surprising, because it’s the same story for other media. And yes, other media have their own purer-in-the-old-days crews, too. Music discussions are crowded with talk of how things were better in the past when real music ruled. But significantly, it’s almost as common to see the response that there has always been music of different types in every era, even if it’s likely to be phrased as ‘there has always been disposable pop’ or something more derogatory. The narrative of aberration can’t stand when enthusiasts are engaged with the reality that refutes it. It’s much tougher for ahistorical nonsense to gain any credence when reality is a matter of public record, the charts that map history still accessible. But what if your medium has failed to keep its history up so well? What if the only history most get to see is filtered through the nostalgia and commercial goals of a specific set of winning viewpoints? What if Gauntlet is commemorated but Trivial Pursuit isn’t? Then the gatekeepers can just keep on pretending that the current version of what they don’t approve of is a new aberration, restarting their game to fight the same fights over and over again from a position of illusory strength. The selective retention of knowledge is anything but trivial.
Q: What was the UK’s best-selling computer game at the turn of 1987?
A: Trivial Pursuit.
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I love you all
I’m kind of new to Tumblr. I thought it would be a good Idea to catalog everything that happened at RTX and my life changing experience at the 2nd RWBY Panel. My name is Serenity, Serena for short. And I had the greatest day when the people I idolized and admired gave me a hug after I told them my story...and what followed after will be with me for the rest of my life. I love you guys...if its TLDR just skip to Day 3.
Day 1
This was the hardest day for me, I have some pretty bad social anxiety to the point its hard for me to go grocery shopping alone. So being among a bunch of strangers and I mean tons of strangers was pretty terrifying. The lines were agonizing, we waited for almost 3 hours to get into the expo hall. I made small chat when I could with a girl next to me who was dressed as a baseball player and a girl who had purple hair who is a Yang cosplayer named Lydia. I stuck to my room mate and his friends like I was their shadow cause I didnt want to get left alone. They knew how important it was for me, I wanted to meet Arryn and Barbara and tell them how much they mean to me and how much the characters they play mean to me. I met a friend I made on facebook who was cosplaying as Ruby (She is so cute). I got a few compliments cause I was wearing my “Bitches love Canons” T-shirt. My room mate suddenly grabbed me and pointed to the side and there basically all alone and walking through the Expo was Lindsay. I bee lined towards her, and no one was around and I just went. “A-Are you who I think you are?” And she said “Yep!” She signed one of my favorite Ruby images I printed out and took a picture with me. I asked her if I could do my Ruby impression which I am pretty good at and she told me to go for it so “Yaaaaaaaaaang”. Throughout the convention I took a lot of pictures of great cosplayers, I really admire cosplayers being able to do that and it looks so much fun. I also found a guy that works for RTX who responded to my email inquiry with a rather heartfelt response...I told him I would try to find him and give him a hug. Low and behold the first person I ask was him and I just threw my arms open, he was pretty excited and so was I. At one point I got separated from my room mate and his friends and started to panic. I went outside and just found a spot to huddle down in the shade and started desperately texting. I have a tendency to look down and avoid eye contact with anyone when things get overwhelming. Thankfully one of my room mates friends who I find really reliable came and found me and rallied the others so we could go back to the hotel room and eat. After that I just decompressed...had a few drinks at the empty bar at the hotel room with my room mates reliable friend. After that he told me to come out with him to meet up with some other people from the con that wanted to hit a bar and relieve “Line Stress”. I was kind of apprehensive about it cause I prefer quiet places with barely any people. Buuuut after the few drinks I had I was feeling loose so..why the hell not. I met up with TK and Melissa...two amazing people. I got plastered, I had so much liquid courage and with Melissa with me she and I were just doing whatever was fun. We talked and I poured my heart out about how much I would love to meet Arryn and Barbara and tell them how much they mean to me. I got so plastered...yet I was just talking to random guys from the Con without any problems who gathered around our Jenga game. I even did my Cinder impression. After a wonderful night I road some sorta gondola thing back to the hotel...I was so drunk I totally spent 45$ for it instead of 10$ for an Uber.
Day 2
Hangover city, but something about last night...Melissa and I had poured our souls out to each other in alcoholic fassion. I felt really good and comfortable. Today I was able to traverse the con without any problems. I took more pictures of Cosplayers and fangirled out to a 2B cosplayer (I love Nier). Bought a bunch of shirts but I had one killer headache. Lydia came and found me and showed off her Yang cosplay...which was awesome and did a Bumbleby pose with me and her friend took pictures for me. I tried to go to the signing panel to hopefully wait in line and meet Arryn but they would not let anyone in unless they had an Autograph code...and they filled up before I could redeem mine. I was pretty upset after that. That plus a killer hangover pretty much killed my aspirations to do anything the rest of the day...I went back to the hotel room and just laid in the bed and took some headacke medicine. The one good thing about the day...MORE METAL DETECTORS AND LESS LINE WAITS. The roomie and friends went out drinking again but I passed and stayed at the hotel to nurse my migrane.
Day 3
This was my last chance. I got up early left the hotel room and got and Uber all by myself. Went to the convention and B-lined for the Ruby panel and managed to get a seat near the microphone. Everything was great I am totally buying box of pumpkin petes. The moment they said “We’re going to open up for Q-” Anything that was said after that wasnt heard because I had severe tunnel vision. I was out of my seat following the two guys that I sat next to. I managed to get in line but at this point I started panicking. So I just picked a spot on the floor and looked at it. Every time I looked up and saw my face on the screen I thought I looked horrible and quickly looked down again. I felt sorry for the guy I sat near that brought his RWBY fan video thing and was told to give it to the guardian. Everyone was crammed in real tight and it was sort of an uncomfortable situation. I felt really bad for the guy who asked for an autograph for his sword. Ok so, dont ask for autographs. Then it was my turn, I was absolutely terrified. I wanted to make it short and quick for the people behind me so they can have a turn. The original thing was going to be: “I love you guys and I wanted to tell you how much you mean to me. When I came out I was basically abandoned by my family and my brother threatened to beat me up if I ever went near his children. There are three things that bring light into my life: Thats my friends who have become my family, My boyfriend (Who introduced me to RWBY BTW), and RWBY. Barbara, Yang means a lot to me because she has the confidence I dont have, I want to be like her. And Blake means the world to me because I know what its like to be discriminated against because of what you are, and not who you are. I love you all an I look forward to seeing more RWBY in the future” bow...exit stage left...thats not how it went down. I got as far as Barbara...I saw Miles get up and run down the isle and I lost my shit. Miles ran up to me and hugged me and its really hard for me to remember what he said cause I was just so shocked. I think it was something like “You are a beautiful wonderful person and we love you” and then all the sudden I feel more arms around me and I look up and its OMFG Arryn and Lindsay. I rememer hearing Arryn say “Wow her nails are really cute” And I just remember whispering repeatedly “Thank you so much” to Miles. Then Arryn came in for a hug and I just died. I wish I could remember what she said, but I was just so shocked...I think she said “You are a beautiful person” but I just kept saying “Thank you so much, I love you, you mean so much to me” And then Lindsay came up and I was like “Oh Hi again” and kind of smiled a bit and gave her a hug. Then I could hear Vic asking for my name. So I said Serena...but that came out all squeeky so I said it again. And then there was a moment where nothing was happening so I was like. Should I continue speaking or what?...I was not registering So being just an absolute wreck I was like “So Blake means” and that was just shattered by the very gentle voice of Vic. “Look around this room cause you are surrounded by thousands of friends” I was just...so happy...hearing the applause...I tried to look around so it was like...People clapping and cheering...floor...people clapping and cheering...floor...and then there was a pause. And I asked “Do I continue?” and then just turned and spoke “I just wanted to say that Blake means a lot to me because I know whats its like to be discriminated against based off of what you are and not who you are. And Barbara (Meant to say Yang but I was a total mess) means so much to me because she represents the self esteem and confidence I wish I had” and I just had to stop because I started losing it. So looking at the floor again. I heard Barbara said she was coming down...more hugs...more hugs. And then I look up and Barbara! Again it was really hard for me to remember everything specifically cause I was in such shock that this was really happening. She said something akin to “You are a beautiful and amazing person and dont let anyone tell you otherwise. You had the confidence to tell everyone your story” Or something like that...god I wish I could remember but it was just so surreal. I thought Barbara would get a kick out of the Image I had on my Binder and she laughed. Miles gave me another hug and said more wonderful things and I asked him “I know I am asking too much and you guys are busy, can I get you guys to autograph this?..Maybe later?” (Afterwards I felt really petty and bad about asking for this after they gave me such amazing hugs and an experience I will never forget I guess I was just trying to have something to remember the moment) and he said “I’m really sorry, we’re all really busy right now but I will autograph something for you real quick” and he signed my camp camp flag. So I returned to my seat and just...kind of stared at the floor. I was trying to calm down. Everything else that was going on around me was just a blur, then all the sudden I hear Barbara “Serena where are you girl?” So I looked up from the floor and raised my hand and she brought me a YANG FIGURE THEY ALL AUTOGRAPHED. ( Image 1 Image 2 ) and I was just smiling and sort of in a cave woman mode.  I didnt even realized it was signed I was like “S-S-Sign?” (Again felt really petty and bad for that but...I was not functioning in the brain properly at the time) and she just pointed at it and I looked down. Whabam...they had all signed it...I was dead “Thank you so much, thank you so much” was really the only thing I could make out and she went back to the panel. It all just came out...I was crying and my hands were shaking...everything after that was just a blur.
After the Panel (THIS IS AMAZING)
People were filing out and I was just sitting there crying. My friend who I met on facebook and meeted up with at the convention who was cosplaying as Ruby came and sat next to me. She had tears in her eyes and she just hugged me “You did it!” and we just sat there hugging and crying. I looked up and standing there oh so patiently waiting for us to finish our moment was Chivy Oum. The tears came again I said “Oh my god its you. I was looking for you the other day” and I just moved in to hug him. I told him. “I know what its like to lose someone, I lost my sister. I really feel for you. I love you so much” (I lost my older sister in an accident when I was 13). And he just spoke in a calm voice. “If Monty was here he would have loved hearing what you said, he would have loved this” And I just cried my eyes out. Eventually we parted and I just hugged him a bunch more...then sat and hugged and cried with Ruby again. A few people just came up and hugged me, said wonderful things. A guy came up with a foam replica of Gambol shroud and said “This was the last one they had, you deserve this” and he just gave it to me. I was just smiling and just so emotional I hugged him. Then a guy in a grim mask with a cane scared us...cause he came out of my periph. He quickly took off the mask and said he was sorry and took off the mask and hugged me and said what I did was very brave. At this point a Guardian came in and said we had to get out and I walked and talked with Ruby. On the way out I was hugged by a few more people who said nice things and at this point I just had to calm down and find a nice quiet place. On the way out I got approached by a person who said “I don’t normally give hugs but you deserve one” and she hugged me. For every hug..I always said thank you. I finally made it outside and sat down and just decompressed. Some time after an older woman who was cosplaying as Kali came outside and sat next to me. And she told me how she is a mother and she loves and supports her son no matter what and she cannot fathom how my family cannot. And we just talked and talked and shared stories. I felt so calm and relaxed around her...and she gave me a cigarette (I needed one, but I RARELY smoke). We had a long talk about our lives and things like that and we exchanged contact information. After calming down a bit I went back inside and one after the other there was a person there to give me a hug and tell me that I’m part of the family now. People told me that I am brave, people told me how touched they were by what I said. Some people asked if I wanted to go to the quiet room with them but on the way there I got stopped by a guy who asked me for my autograph. I was like “Seriously? Um...wow ok” and...I accidentally pocketed his sharpy (Old habbit I picked up in the Air Force “Every Good Airman always carries a pen!”) I went to the Expo hall to get a souvenir for my friend. And I ran into two guys who told me that this is what Rooster Teeth is about. I’m part of one big family. And they said a lot of nice things. Picked up some souvenirs and was making my way out. A girl stopped me and asked me to sit with her and her friends. We talked and stuff like that and hugged and she told me she is an artist and she gave me a sketch of Blake Belladonna. We exchanged contact information and talked for a while and I had to head out..more hugs from random strangers...more kind words...and then I had to stop a Cinder Cosplayer and take her picture. “Hey arent you that girl from the Ruby Panel?” So I told her yes and she gave me a hug, and I gave her my best Cinder Impression ever. There was a beautiful girl with her...she told me what I said hit home for her cause she is Trans. Immediately I told her “I could not tell, you are just so beautiful and I love and support you” She opened up about how what I said hit home to her...she was recently fired from her job...just cause she’s Trans...that is so fucked up. I told her how horrible I thought that was and how stupid of them. We talked for a bit and exchanged contact info and parted ways...I was going to find a nice quiet spot to relax. On the way up the escalator I noticed a guy jumped out of his seat and smiled and moved over to hold up his hand...I just reached down and shook his hand I just smiled and said thank you...and he said something I could not hear but it sounded like “Your awesome” and that just made me smile. I went all the way up to the third floor where it seemed like there was not a soul. Everywhere I went at the convention I was approached and hugged it was just so moving. Checking my messages on my phone one of my friends told me Twitter exploded and sent me a link. Barbara retweeted “This” I never used Twitter before so I was trying to figure that out...I just wanted to tell her thank you. Then another girl walked up to me and threw her arms open and I stood up and gave her a hug. Even leaving the convention center it was hug after hug after hug. I stopped a few more cosplayers and noticed they were looking at me like they wanted to ask me something. So I was like “Did you go to the RWBY Panel?” “Yeah was that you” “Yeah” more hugs (Each hug is followed by nice words btw). I honestly cant remember the last time I got so many hugs. Some people asked me to show the figure they signed and gave me. And just so many people told me that I am part of the family, I am brave, I am courageous....really I am just flattered more than anything that something I did touched so many people. Finally after a day of many hugs, many kind words I got back in the truck and we drove home. On the way home I mostly spent the long drive talking to the many people I exchanged information with, wishing them safe trips and thanking them. When I got home...well I am a Role Player and actively Role Play as Blake and Yang and a bunch of Role Players heard about it and gave me This when I got home. Thank you Winty Mint! <3
The Day After the Convention.
I was so happy, I posted about my experience in two of the facebook groups I joined some time back. Bumbleby Bae’s and Ozpins Army. I got so many wonderful comments and the admin of Ozpins army was apparently three guys behind me in the Q&A Line. He said he was going to run up and give me a hug but Miles beat me to it. The entire day was spent talking to people and reading lovely comments and then someone linked me the vid on youtube...it all began to sink in and I just started crying again. I posted a comment on the video about my experience and that too was followed by nice things...but also some bad things. Some people were pretty upset that I shared what I did. They said “The rules said no Downer stories” I honestly swear I didn't hear that...what did hear was Kerry said he would like to hear stories how RWBY has touched peoples lives and I thought I fit into that category...so honestly if I upset you I am sorry, that was not my intention. One of the guys on facebook said he runs another RWBY Group.
Today
I am just so shocked that all the nice comments and things keep coming. One person said “I hugged you!” and another told me they saw about it on Tumblr so I went to look and came up with the idea to make a blog post about my experience. Just the amount of support I am getting is overwhelming.
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 I am...completely overwhelmed by how much support everyone is giving me. After everything I have gone through to be accepted by so many people, to be hugged by so many people, to have so many wonderful words of encouragement said to me, to know that what I did inspired people (I have gotten a few messages from people on how it inspired them), and just how wonderful you have all been. Words cannot express this feeling I have, but I can sum it up as love. You have all given me so much love and thank you so much for that. And what you have given to me I will pass that on. Any time any of you have a bad day, want someone to talk to, want someone to pour your heart out to (I can keep a secret), or if you just want to talk or ask questions I will be there for you.
I love you all so very very much. And I am honored to be a part of this family.
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transhumanitynet · 5 years
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The Future You That You Least Suspect
The other night my teenage boys asked me what was on my mind (likely looking for material to make fun of me. Just kidding, they’re thoughtful kids).
Instead of trying to “kid proof” my thoughts or rush the conversation, I wrote them this letter. First, to explain that I’m consumed by how we think about and where we look for answers to the biggest questions of our time (listed below), and second, to propose an alternative way of finding answers (hint: I found inspiration in an amoeba).
How are we going to address climate change before it creates global chaos?
What jobs will be available for my kids when they finish school? What should they study?
Over the next few decades, how will we re-train ourselves fast enough — again and again — to remain employed and useful as technology becomes more capable?
Can the human race cooperate well enough to solve our biggest problems or will the future simply overwhelm us?
Most importantly, where do we look to find answers to these questions?
Hopefully I didn’t ruin the possibility that my kids will ever again ask me what’s on my mind 🙂
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Boys,
There is an old joke where a man is looking for his keys under a street light. Another person walks by and inquires, “Sir, are you certain you lost your keys here?”
“No” the man replies, “I lost them across the street.”
Confused, the stranger says, “Then why are you looking here?”
The man responded, “The light is much brighter here!”
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This comic is as humorous as it is true. All too often, we each do this when we’re trying to solve something. It’s where our brains naturally take us first.
Our imaginations are constrained to the familiar (under the light), so we have a hard time finding answers to difficult questions and problems because the answers often lie in the unknown (or in the comic above, the darkness). Staying in the light is natural, easy, and intuitive, but this limits our discovery potential.
I. How to look in the dark?
History can give us some hints about how others found interesting things in the dark. For example, we discovered that:
the sun is the center of our planetary swarm
the earth is round
the physical world is a bunch of tiny, uncertain pieces governed by quantum physics
Before these became accepted truths, they were very difficult to imagine. This is part because they are non-obvious and also counter-intuitive to our everyday experience.
It’s also because we can’t know what is not known, which means we’re blind to what is yet to be discovered. Don’t believe me? Try to think of something you don’t already know. It’s impossible! That is, until you know it, and then it’s obvious.
Going back to the 5th question, how and where can we look today to find new unknowns (the dark) that help us solve our biggest problems? Where are today’s insights that are equivalent to the sun is the center of our planetary swarm?
I think the most exciting and consequential place to explore is not looking outside ourselves, but looking inside; in our own minds. This is where I see the most fruitful answers to the questions about your future and mine.
What if the next reality busting revolution happened to our very reality and consciousness? And if that happened, could the future of being human be entirely unrecognizable from our vantage point today? I hope so, because the answers to our challenges don’t appear under the lights we have turned on so far.
You’re probably thinking, c’mon Dad, this is crazy talk.
Well, it’s happened before.
II. Thanks Homo Erectus, We’ll Take it From Here
Our ancestor Homo erectus lived two million years ago and wasn’t equipped with our kinds of languages, abstractions, or technology. Homo erectus was possibly an inflexible learner as evidenced by the fact that they made the same axe for over 1 million years.
Imagine trying to explain to Homo erectus a complex phenomena of our modern day society, such as the stock market. You’d have to explain capitalism, economics, math, money, computers, and corporations — after extensive language training and the inevitable discussion of new axe design possibilities (of course, trying not to offend).
The supporting technological, cultural, and legal layers that enable the stock market to exist are the engines and evidence of our prosperity. It’s taken us thousands of years to develop this collective intellectual complexity. The point is, our brains are incredibly capable of evolving and adapting to new and more complicated things.
That our cognition evolved from Homo erectus demonstrates that we have radically evolved before.
III. Amoeba, You’re So Smart!
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A few months ago, Japanese researchers demonstrated that an amoeba, a single-celled organism, was able to find near optimal solutions to the following question:
Given a list of cities and the distances between each pair of cities, what is the shortest possible route a salesperson could take that visits each city only once and returns to the origin city? (image credit)
This is known as the Traveling Salesman Problem (TSP), and classified as an NP-hard problem because the time needed to solve it grows exponentially as the number of cities increases.
Humans can come up with near optimal solutions using various heuristics and computers can execute algorithms to solve the problem using their processing power.
However, what’s unique is that Masashi Aono and his team demonstrated that the amoeba’s solution to the TSP is completely different than the way humans or computers have traditionally solved it.
That’s right, this amoeba is flexing on us.
(Note: it’s worth reading about the clever way they set up the experiment to allow the amoeba to solve the problem.)
This got me thinking: when we’re confronted with a problem, we use the tools at our disposal. For example, we can think, do math, or program a computer to solve it.
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Professor Aono found a different tool for problem solving: a single-celled organism.
I know what you’re thinking, can the amoeba do my homework or take tests for me? It’s a good question!
Also, kudos to Aono and his team for searching in the dark — this experiment is non-obvious.
IV. Why Am I Telling You About Amoebas?
I strongly believe that we need a major cognitive revolution if we are to solve the global challenges we face. Our species evolved before and we can do it again, but we can’t wait a million years; we must accelerate this evolution.
What I’m saying is very hard to understand and imagine, because it’s in the dark. But bare with me.
The amoeba gives me hope because it didn’t evolve to solve the TSP. We augmented it with technology to accomplish something pretty amazing. Similarly, we haven’t evolved to deal with cooperating on a global scale, battle an invisible gas that warms our planet or retraining our brains every few years as AI takes over more of our work. How can we augment our own minds to allow us to take on these challenges?
Imagine a scenario where you are dressed head-to-toe in haptics (think Ready Player One) that allow you to experience and understand things by feeling changes in vibrations, temperature, and pressure.
Also imagine that you have a brain interface capable of both reading out neural activity and “writing” to your brain — meaning that certain communications can be sent directly into to your brain — the kind of stuff I’m building at Kernel.
Let’s call this a mind/body/machine interface (MBMI). It would basically wire you up to be like the amoeba in the experiment.
Now, what if you were given certain problems, such as the TSP, that your conscious and subconscious mind started working to solve? Imagine that instead of “thinking” about the problem, you just let your brain figure things out on it’s own — like riding a bike.
Would you come up with novel solutions not previously identified by any other person, computer or amoeba?
If we actually had the technology to reimagine how our brains work, over time, I bet that we’d get really good at it and be surprised with all the new things we can do and come up with. To be clear, this is not just “getting smarter” by today’s standards, this is about using our brains in entirely new ways.
Maybe that means that your school today would be in the museum of the future.
People would likely use these MBMIs to invent and discover, solve disagreements, create new art and music, learn new skills, improve themselves in surprising ways and dozens of other things we can’t imagine now.
When thinking about the possibilities, hundreds of questions come to my mind. For example, could we:
minimize many of our less desirable proclivities, individually and collectively?
become more wise as a species?
come up with original solutions to climate change and other pressing problems?
accelerate the speed someone learns (i.e. you get a new kind of PhD at age 12 versus the average of 31 today)
I wonder, is this what you will do at your job in 20 years? Would your mind change so much that it would be hard to recognize your 15 year old self?
Ultimately, for our own survival, we are in a race against time. We need to identify the problems that pose the greatest risks and respond fast enough so that we avoid a zombie apocalypse situation. The most important variable to avoid that: we need to be able to adapt fast enough.
I’m sure at this moment you’re thinking, woah, Dad, calm down!!
V. Your New Job — Being Really Weird (in a good way)
You’re right in wondering what jobs computers will take — if not all of them. They’ll do the boring things that adults do to make money, except far better and for far less money. But imagine a scenario where AI relieves you of 75% of your current day-to-day responsibilities, and is much better at doing those things than you. (I imagined what this world could look like)
A lot has been written, even movies made, about this scenario (e.g.Wall-E). If this happened, would you play fully immersive video games all day? Or live a life of pleasure and be work-free? Certainly possible, although those are linear extrapolations of what we are familiar with today — meaning that’s simply taking what we know today and mapping it into the future. The same thing as looking in the light.
What if millions or even billions of people could build careers by exploring new frontiers of reality and consciousness powered by MBMIs? These types of “weird” thought exercises may be breadcrumbs that extend the considerations we’re willing to make when thinking about our collective cognitive future.
These may be the starter tools that empower us to become Old Worldexplorers setting out for the New World, and journeying on the most exciting and consequential endeavor in human history — an expedition, inward, to discover ourselves.
Dad
  orginally posted here:
https://medium.com/future-literacy/the-future-you-that-you-least-suspect-18cf63bd0061 
The Future You That You Least Suspect was originally published on transhumanity.net
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memeghan answer me every single question from the overwatch thing
YES it’s all under the cut!
1. Who is your defense main?
junkrat! my sweet baby boy
2. Who is your support main?
lucio
3. Who is your offense main?
reaper
4. Who is your tank main?
d.va
5. Who is you MAIN main?
junkrat RIP
6. Which character have you played the least?
mei or ana,,, i never play them if i can help it tbh
7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?
MCCREE, genji, hanzo, widow, tracer
8. Which character do you dislike the most?
HANZO I HATE HANZO SM as a character… but hes fun to play and im >:- (
9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?
genji, reaper, or mccree definitely!!
10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?
idk really, just the bland ones :’- )
11. Which map is your favorite?
i love hanamura and it’s not just because genji….. i just. really love hanamura
12. Which map is your least favorite?
lijiang tower >:- ( it sucks and i hate it
13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?
mystery heroes or honestly 3v3′s !!
14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?
total mayhem is Terrible tbh
15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?
i love quick play the most! it’s fun and u can dick around without consequence (though i prefer winning to. Not winning)
16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?
assault or control maps are my favs !! escort is fine but control? good shit dude
17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?
assault and escort are :- / but u know
18. Which event map was your favorite?
idk if it counts as an event map since it’s still here but i love all the new elimination maps!
19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?
winter wonderland!
20. Which event was your favorite?
i didnt get to play it but junkenstein’s revenge? or the uprising event bc BLACKWATCH REYES’S VOICE I NUT
21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?
i nut for all of the blackwatch skins
22. Which event was your least favorite?
cant say!
23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?
ROADHOG’S YEAR OF THE ROOSTER SKIN SUCKS and it scares me
24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?
genji’s sparrow skin makes me NUT
25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?
all of the piss yellow skins
26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?
genji’s and mccree’s dance emotes :’- ( i want them so bad
27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?
couldnt play it aaaahahaha
28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?
NOPE
29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?
nope
30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?
nope :’- )
31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?
n o pe,
32. What was the first achievement you got?
i think it was the one u get for getting a quad kill with junkrat’s rip tyre
33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?
NO
34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?
any of the ones for the pixel sprays bc the pixel sprays make me nut
35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?
i dont play comp
36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?
^
37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?
^
38. How many gold guns do you have?
0 aha but i want junkrat’s so people know im annoying
39. Which was the first gold gun you got?
NONE
40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?
junkrat’s!
41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?
JDAFSDLK
42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?
too intense? and im honestly not that good at ovw so my team would carry me the whole time and it would be :- (
43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?
i just want to play junkenstein’s revenge dude
44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?
A NEW HEALER
45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?
REAPER and basically all my faves except genji cause hes good
46. What country would you like a new character to come from?
i dont really care,,,,,,
47. Favorite voice line?
“hear me baby?” - torbjorn
48. Favorite player icon?
GOLDEN PACHIMARI but i have goldrat rn
49. Favorite emote?
all of the dance emotes but roadhog’s and junkrat’s are my faves cause they HIGH FIVE
50. Favorite spray?
THE ONE WHERE THE KID? IS PUNCHING? AND HE LOOKS RLY UNCOMFORTABLE
51.Favorite victory pose?
uhh idk! i love basically all of them tbh but reaper’s shrug probably? i love reaper
52. Favorite highlight intro?
D.VA’S SELFIE INTRO
53. Characters you ship the most?
mcgenji and roadrat 8- )
54. Characters you ship the least?
aside from bad ships™, meihem and mercyhog are both Rly Bad in my opinion, along with gency and mercykill (both very bad)
55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?
FUCKign…. mccree and genji…… and if reaper and doomfist dont have a lot of interactions those two also
56. Character you wish had a comic about?
i want hanzo and genji to have their own individual comics or one together about their childhood
57. Favorite comic released?
the junkers going legit comic
58. Favorite short released?
DRAGONS cause im a ho for genji
59. Favorite new character released?
doomfist
60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?
BLACKWATCH I LOVE MY BOYS
61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?
pro-omnic but only for zenyatta…… im love him
62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)
gerard or efi probably? theyre both v good
63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?
roadhog going faster and having more bullets
64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?
i cant fuckign hook anyone anymore
65. Best ultimate?
i love d.va’s nerf this but i can never position it right,,,, and i love rip tyre
66. Worst ultimate?
widow’s is the most useless tbh
67. Most kills in game?
never enough :’- ) 41 tho
68. Most heals in game?
10,520
69. What character do you think needs a nerf?
SYMMETRA i hate playing against her >:- ( her beam takes no skill to use and also winston’s beam needs to heck off
70. What character do you think needs a buff?
reinhardt… give the man a range…..
71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?
nope i only leave games early if i have to do something else irl or if my internet goes out
72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?
like……… 1:10
73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?
i forget it probably wasnt too far off from 1:00 - 1:20 tho
74. Your best Overwatch-related story?
UMM idk ! all the skirmishes where the enemy team dances with me and stuff r lit and when people have the low grav parties with me on horizon lunar colony it’s also lit
75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?
nothing weird really happens to me in ovw tbh…
76. Platform you play on?
PC!
77. Do you stream?
nope
78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?
i try to play with friends more than i do solo but i will solo sometimes
79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?
MADDY!! and u and kelly and rose!
80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?
no but i really want to cosplay young  / sparrow genji really fuckgin bad
81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?
im in… the process……
82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?
i dont play comp
83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?
i missed these
84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?
i missed these
85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?
i missed these
86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?
GENJI HANZO DESERVES NOTHING AND HE SUCKS
87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?
yes! im always the one calling for people to get on it tbh
88. Does your team?
not usually :’- )
89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?
when i first got it…… ive played it for a solid 6 hours in a row with no breaks bc i suck
90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?
mystery heroes definitely
91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?
i think i have the most for mercy but i cant remember?
92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?
symmetra
93. Have you ever made your own custom game?
only to practice playing genji
94. Best D.Va skin?
CRUISER, junebug, or carbon fiber
95. Best Mercy skin?
the witch one
96. Best Tracer skin?
roses
97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?
eeh
98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?
human characters (theyre easier to draw and im a Weenie when it comes to drawing mechs / robots)
99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?
hanzo bc i hate him or sym bc i cant play against her no matter how hard i try
100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?
something really pretty………. idk what exactly………….. but something just Real Good
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kasssiopeia · 7 years
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you know i might be TOTALLY wrong here but as of right now, i dont like what they are doing with oumas character (lol what are you talking about, its kodakas character he can do what he wants SHUT UP) at least up until the beginning of chapter 4.
as oumas already confirmed for creepiest sprite in whole dangan ronpa (UDG despair crazed komaeda was bad for me but that just made me wanna chuck my vita across the room and light it on fire)
also there have been some “ohh next komaeda” rumours going around for a long time, since i dont check any tags i wouldnt know if they still exist but im not gonna lie, he DOES have some komaeda vibes.
what id like for oumas character to become, is the guy who tricks the mastermind and successfully save his friends. ouma seriously being completely evil to the bone doesnt... sit right with me? yes hes an annoying brat who acts out of boredom but he... doesnt give off any feeling of threat? at least not him alone.
In chapter 1, hes the one who goes against akamatsu, who says they shouldnt work together cause its allegedly what monokuma wants them to do. he makes a lot of threats about killing someone but hes also seen goofing around, riling people up on purpose.
chapter 2 when he got gonta on his side, i was seriously worried that he might use gonta to kill someone or smh get gonta killed (kinda like use him as a weapon as peko tried). but with the uh.. Insect calming meeting? where he stole most of everyones videos that were supposed to be the next killing motive, he was actually doing them a favour? if hed really gone through with the whole, lets sit down and watch everyones videos together, maybe the killing wouldnt have happened (maybe a bit too far fetched but it mightve happened on other terms or even prevented future killing).
chapter 3 ouma was actually pretty helpful during the investigation AND trial, seriously i was surprised that his backhanded tricks actually helped (also even tho he first claimed to be the killer, it was preeetty sure that it wasnt him and he also explains it as “i wanted the real killer to step out and push me” altho we dont know if thats his real motive or if he was just doing that for fun)
so up until end of chapter 3 i got a pretty solid actually LIKABLE character (fuck you for that death scare during the investigation tho) who is like.. chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral. he has a lot of characters that dislike him but so far it hasnt kept him from actually doing anything to harm anyone. also in his ftes hes just,.. playing games goofing around and it just gave me the feeling that he probably has to spend a lot of time alone cause his lying and trolling makes people dislike him (of course).
when ouma steals the key card in chapter 4, i actually thought he was just gonna break it so that the motive wont be used, or at least snoop it out to find a way how to get rid of the threat it poses to possible killers.
instead!!! we get this super weird cutscene i dont even know why it was shown to the player without any context or conclusion OR consequences (yet) where ouma and monokuma talk and ouma asks him to make the killing game/motive more interesting while using the scariest sprite ever(tm)
so for the player, who by now understands that ouma can be dangerous in the right circumstances, yet never chose to be and actually managed to integrate himself into the group A LITTLE, thats just... weird?
why would he suddenly act in a suuuper evil way just to send his classmates to hell? it just barely makes sense and reminds me of komaeda in chapter 4 (oh) where he just broke out the bombs and killing threats and, im gonna become a symbol of hope!
SO what i now want to happen is for ouma to actually be able to deceive monokuma, by making himself seem evil to the mastermind, when in the end his actions will have a positive effect on the whole group, maybe even end up saving them. so the player kinda gets double crossed?
if it turns out that ouma is actually this super evil person his childish self sometimes claims to be, if he turns out to be the mastermind, or even if he dies next its gonna be... so, so boring?
the character who seems evil is... actually evil? then what about all the crap he already went through where he could send his classmates to hell?
but also ndrv3 has way too many double/false shsl titles. shsl tennis player is also shsl prisoner? shsl child care is actually shsl assassin? what
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