#and he pissed on my fucking wife

[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

#HE'S PISSING ON THE MOON #I have an announcement to make #shadow the hedgehog #is a bitchass mother fucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #he took his little hedgehog fucking quilly dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “this big” #and i said that's disgusting #so im making a call out post on my twitter dot com #shadow the hedehhog #you have a small dick #it's the size of this wall nut #except way smaller #and guess what #here's what my dong looks like #bwooooooggg #all point #no pillows #look at that it looks like two balls and a dong #he fucked my wife #so im gonna fuck the earth #that's right #that's right this is what you get #MY SUPER LASER PISS #except on not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #IM PISSING ON THE MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

[disappointingcabbage]

I watched some of snapcube’s sonic fandubs and now I can’t stop thinking about how much of a bitch ass motherfucker shadow the hedgehog is and I think I’m going to piss on the moon about it.

#shitpost #I’ve come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog #is a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #that’s right #he took his hedgehog fuckin quickly dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was THIS BIG #snapcube #sonic fandub #super laser piss

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

#rayman #captain laserhawk #he pissed on my fucking wife

[c0rv1dco]

Day 139 of drawing ponk until hes added to the qsmp

@routeriver @bdaycheesecake @snails-are-made-of-jelly @evren-sadwrn

Full under cut

#ponk #ponk fanart #c!ponk #c!ponk fanart #c!eret #c!fundy #c!eret fanart #c!fundy fanart #fundy is a bitchass mother fucker he pissed on my wife thats right he lulled his furry trans air-dick out and pissed on mt fucking wife #fundy #eret #dsmp #dsmp slasher #corcoart

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[stagred]

Every time you make a post about me being a terrible person because you believe something posted by the man who hit me and tried to rape me, and his partner who explicitly stated he wants to beat me to death with a barbed wire wrapped bat, I get even stronger and I post even more fucked up shit. I also gain new followers, so that's neat!!! Love you guys 💛

#👁️ skeptic; ooc. #Mobile #Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

my beautiful wife clive schill is dying but it's ok because the one killing him is my bestest friend aubrey wood

#red valley #red valley season 3 #red valley spoilers #goosey rambles #I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF WHEN I HEARD HER #FUCK YEAH AUBRY!! AS DISHEVELED AS EVER #i fuckicng love her i do not think she has gotten a single wink of sleep since The Incidents #my wife is dying BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE AUBREY #ALSO SO THAT WAS GORDON'S SONG THAT WAS BEING PLAYED??? #I THOUGHT SO BUT I WASN'T SURE UNTIL I HEARD AUBREY + SAW A POST ABOUT IT #that is so fucking good... yells foreve #i hope my evil mad scientist wife comes back soon where is she. actually i know that answer she's in china. but also where is she #anyeays. stressful but good fucking episode #was really funny to see clive actually get what he wanted for a bit.. and being a prick about it as per usual #smiles and explodes

[ashwii]

How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference

JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩

#ive memorized his announcement #ive come to make an announcement ahowdoe the hedgehogs a bitch ass mother fucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his hedg #ehot fukin quilly dick out and be pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was this big and i saod that's disgusting so in making a c #allout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it's the size of this wall nut except way smaller and guess wha #t here's what mt dong looks like pfffpft that's right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth that's right you get my super lazer piss except im not gonna piss on the earth im gonna go hig #her im pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrropppletsss hit t #he fucking earth now get out of my sight before i piss on you too

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right #he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “This big” and I said that's disgusting #so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com #Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick #it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller #and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT #THAT'S RIGHT #BABY. ALL POINTS #NO PILLOWS. Look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT #OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI #dont ban me pls #underblog💛 #non canon🧊 #ask martlet!❄️ #shitpost

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

i did actually rewrite the bottom one quite a few times bc i couldn't get it quite right shdjf i know chat i promise i know she isn't "her own" "person" i promise

don't cancel me abt this guys 😤

#GDSGDYD #I MEANT IT MORE. sorry. sorry folks #i meant it more like. that cas. focuses so hard on ownership #like either scarab is His #or shes bountys In The Way he evisions her being His #which is not quite how it actually is #ofc #the point was more that he reduces her entirely to that facet of her being #to the point what identity she does have #is entirely reduced in the face of it #she is either scarab or she is b0untys wife #there is no inbetween and there is certainly no 'both' #which is why 'scarab your wife scarab' is SO emotionally fascinating to me #because for context. hes a) pissed at b0unty b) actively mocking/impersonating b0untys own words and c) #well. you know. #clears my throat #so i know the fact he does that is important #but as always with cas the exact how or why or actual specific explanation of the implications of that series of titles #escapes me x') hes my own fucking oc but ugh you know how it be #itll come to me at midnight or smth im sure

[nolongeronlyhereforthewhispangle]

I HAVE A DISCORD NOW

THE URL IS nlohftw

#NLOHFTW talks #announcement #shadow is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife-

[socialbunny]

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽some of my skipy lore in the tags i was supposed to bridge it with something else but i forgot what i wanted to say 😭

#i feel like i always show skip as like. a loser.....which he is #and a cheater. hes that too. #and a shit person in general. i dont show that one but he is #he tries to do right by other ppl but he'll always put his feelings first. self centered mf #he got married before he turned 20 he was NOT ready for that shit 😭 #literally got married to brandi out of guilt bc he fucked up her life n shit too kinda. even tho she wanted a family she lost a lot of #other shit too #skip experiences a slight hurdle in his life and hes like ''i have to have an affair/fuck/fun away'' #man that had high hopes for himself and his future gets frustrated by the consequences of his impulsive actions. more at 11 #he thought he'd have a slightly better life than the rest of his family. but then his parents died and he got a girl he'd been dating for #less than a year pregnant and he was like. fuckkk it #started doing some foul ass shit to the ppl around him when he realized there was no getting back up to where he wanted to be #everything culminating into him running away from his family and responsibilities and changing his name #idk i never talk abt my skip broke is alive headcanon anymore 😭 mostly bc i'm not writing my story anyways so it's stagnant yk #hes stuck in limbo while i decide his fate based on what i want to post 😭 #IDK WHY I WROTE ALL THIS IN THE TAGS IM PISSED. oh well #hidden skip lore if u read this u get one pass to leave ur wife and kids go fuck sexy bitches in belladonna cove

[allpromarlo]

the armorer whooping pirate ass was not what i expected going into this episode but i'll take it

#sat in front of my tv going 'FUCK EM UP AUNTIE' #she got that croc mfer good he ain't even have time to breathe #as for the rest of the episode #i have some Thoughts #some Thots and Opinions #first of all wow the new republic is shit #no wonder shit fell apart like 20 years after being instated the old republic could NEVER #also i got to see my wife (bo-katan) again but at what cost #if they send her off to search for some mandalorians and we don't see her for the rest of the season i'm gonna be pissed #and for once i was rooting for big ole paz viszla to give an ass whupping and he didn't disappoint. my goat #n e ways that's it see u in a week #the mandalorian #the armorer

[todayisafridaynight]

Oh, you played Yakuza 4? *holds gun to your head* Name all the important plotpoints

please i have a dog dont do this to me hes very small and defenseless and pees when i have to leave the house because he has separation anxiety

#snap chats #BUT REAL UHHHHHHH LEMME SEE I JUST WANNA SEE HOW MUCH I ACTUALLY REMEMBER #ok so uhhhhh game starts with akiyama visiting. whatever the fuck kido's family was #and he supposed to get collections or some shit but then kido and his boys are talkin bout some drama at a bar #so akiyama heads there where he meets up with his ex wife arai and they fuck shit up at the bar #but then arai kills a bitch and now everythings gone to piss #cut to katsuragi rolling up to daigo like :) Hey ;) Can We Have Majima ;) #and daigos like !! Thats Fucked Just Take The Money #my ucking god what happens in this game CAUSE LIKE THAT HAPPENS AND THEN SAEJIMA HAS TO GET OUT OF JAIL #SO HE DOES THAT WITH HAMAZAKI'S HELP #why the fuck does he escape jail oh my god i really dont remember #i know yasuko is involved here somewhere. #then tanimura's segment happens. i think. kiryu's last because of course it is #WHAT EVEN HAPPENS IN TANIMURAS SEGMENT JESUS CHRIST i just know you fight a cop and it's based #also nair's there :) #but THEN kiryu's bit it's like. hamazaki washes up on the beach and haruka Rightfully flips her shit #and kiryus like Hush Child so he leaves with hamazaki and they run into yasuko who's trying to visit saejima #but then shit happens and hamazaki dies because i cant have anything good in this life apparently #I DONT HAVE THE TAGS TO EXPLAIN THIS POINT IS I REMEMBER NOTHING

[bbleague-crispin]

SHADOW THE SANDSHREW IS A BITCHASS-

AGH STOP YOURE GONNA GET THAT VIDEO STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN

#// HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE !!!!!! EXPLODES #crispin blogs #ask crispin #rotomblr #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #real pokemon #pokemon irl

[microwavethemicrowave]

Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right #he took his #hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “THIS BIG #I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY small #er #And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.That's right #baby. All points #no quills #no pillows look at that #it looks like two balls #and a bong. He fucked my wife #so guess what #I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right #this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm #not gonna piss on the Earth #I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that #Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON #YOU IDIOT! #You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth #now get outta my fucking sight #before I piss on you too