#Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel?

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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#tumblr genetics #asks #sent to me #requests #real time fandub #alfred #eggman #sonic the hedgehog #snapcube #fly #insects #bugs #long fuckin thang

[the-disemvoweler]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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You're lucky I had nothing better to do

#the disemvoweler #disemvoweled #disemvoweled asks

[snakewh1sperer]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Azul Ashengrotto’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his octopus fuckin' dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: "Azul Ashengrotto, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, CROWLEY? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#life has no meaning

[hatchetmanofficial]

I had way too much free time so I wrote a full version. You literally don’t need to post this at all I just needed to share this with Someone.

Ahem.

“Ive come to make an announcement. Stuart Cassidy is a bitch-ass Motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Doe-eyes. THATS RIGHT. He took his weeaboo fucking grey dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING DOE-EYES. And he said that it was, “THIS BIG”. And I said, “that’s DISGUSTING.” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Stuart Cassidy, you got a SMALL dick. Its the size of this walnut, except way smaller. And GUESS WHAT? Heres what MY dong looks like.

(BOOM SFX)

THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SCARS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He fucked my Doe-eyes, so guess what? Im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER-LAZER PISS.

(Pause for dramatic affect)

except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. Im gonna go higher. Im pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. You have twenty-three hours, before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.”

the dedication...

[just-antithings]

A typical anti-shipper callout post in a nutshell:

Anti-Shipper: I've come to make an announcement: this random Proshipper's a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, they took their anti-harassment fuckin' shipper dick out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was "This big!" (regular voice) and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com: Random Proshipper, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. BWOOOOOOOOSH! That's right, baby. All harassment, no impure ships, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! They fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOOOOON! How do you like that, BIDEN?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrropllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

(I’m so fucking sorry but I desperately needed to post this somewhere XD If you don’t get the reference, look up Eggman's Announcement)

anon please don’t apologize I am cackling

#mod erin #ask #mod shenanigans #unsanitary mention #caps warning #genitals mention

[thebelovedlion]

I’ve come to make an announcement, @xxc00petdoppelxx is a bitch ass motherfucker, he broke all my fucking bones. thats right, he took his puppet fucking anatomically impossible dick out, and he snapped every bone in my body, and he said his dick was “THIS BIG” and i said “thats disgusting” so i’m making s callout post on [tumblr].com, Coopet the Doppel, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? here’s what MY dong looks like

PFFFKSHCGKDGCKGHR

THATS RIGHT BABY!!! TALL POINTS, NO DRILLS, NO SPLINTERS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE BROKE MY BONES SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA BREAK THE ESRTH, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

…except im not gonna piss on the earth, oh no, i’m gonna go higher

IM PISSING ON THE MUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KURNALCOPIA?? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!!! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT ILLUMINA. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

#text post #none of you are going to get this

[ze0wlartist]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Tab a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his white fuckin' black gradient dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my in your asks: "Tab, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no white, no black, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OWL? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

1. Bitch did u for real just write a fucking job description in my fucking ask-

2. .........WHAT?????

3. No i dont like it, actually im fucking concerned rn-

4. ........Are you okay like what the fuck is wrong with u two right now-??

#i cant even tag this shit man like wtf-

[kevynthedevylman]

I've Come to Make an Announcement:

Godzilla is a Bitch-ass Mothra-fucker!

He Pissed on my Fucking Wife!

That’s right! He took his dinosaur little nuclear dick out and he pissed on my Fucking Wife! And he said his dick was, "THIS BIG!" And I said, “That’s disgusting!”

So, I’m making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Godzilla, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this Gyaos, except WAY smaller!

And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT!

That’s right, Baby! All point! No rads! No pillows! Look at that! It looks like a metal hose with a sashimi knife at the end!

He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH!

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER MASER PISS!!!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth.

I’m gonna go higher.

I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON!

How do you like that Ogden?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!

You have twenty three hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#gamera #gamera rebirth spoilers #gamera rebirth #real time fandub #sonic adventure 2 #snapcube #doctor eggman #godzilla #kaiju #parody #cw swearing

[im-1hater]

Twitter announcement….

I have an announcement to make! Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch 🐶 ass🍑mother fucker👩‍👧!! He pissed 🍌on my fucking wife!👰 That’s right!!He took his hedgehog quilly dick 🍆 out and pissed 💦 on my fucking wife👰 and he said his dick was “this big 👨🏿🫸🏽 🫷🏽” and I said that’s disgusting 🤮!!! So I’m making a call 📞 out ✌🏽post on my twitter dot com 🕊️! Shadow 👨🏿 the hedgehog 🦔, you got a small dick 🍆 it’s the size of this walnut 🌰 except way smaller 👌🏽 and guess what? here’s what my dong looks like!! 💥 That’s right baby 👶!! All points 👉🏽No quills, no pillows 🛏️! Look 👀 at that it looks like two balls 🏀🏀 and a bong 🧪!! He fucked my wife 👰‍♂️ so guess what? I’m going to fuck 👉🏽👌🏽the earth 🌍 ! So this is what you get, my super laser piss☄️💦!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth 🌏….I’m gonna go higher… IM PISSING ON THE MOON 💦💦💦🌕🌕🌕❗️❗️❗️HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA👨🏾?! I PISSED ON THE MOON💦🌕!! YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets 💧 hit the earth 🌍. Now get out of my sight 👀 before I piss 💦 on you too😡

that took at least 3 minutes guys…

#Sonic Adventure 2 #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #eggman #sonic fandub #guys should I draw sonic again (even tho I never drew him on here) #i think i’m funny #im 1hater #sonic fandom #Youtube

[xx-bossman-xx]

I peed on your wife boss she's mine now that's the law

I’ve come to make an announcement: Anon’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, they took their anon fucking quilly dick out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com: "Anon, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#boss asks #shorts wars #team clones

[alliumbugs]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Rose @cloverstellar is a bitch-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, she took her hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Rose @cloverstellar, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! She fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

#the catfish talks

[disappointingcabbage]

I’ve come to make a statement: Elias Bouchard is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking comfort character. That’s right, he took his institute fuckin old man dick out and pissed on my comfort character and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Elias Bouchard, you’ve got a small dick. It’s the size of this eyeball only WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby! All points, no trauma, no eldritch horror, just two balls and a bong. He fucked my comfort character’s safety so I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Bouchard? I JUST PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking institute. Now get outta my sight before I piss on you too.

#shitpost #snapcube #rusty quill tma #tma spoilers #mag 160 #i hate this man #i wanna hug Martin so bad rn #also jon #the second I heard Elias say #hello jon apologies for the deception #i yelled MOTHERFUCKER #and then immediately paused the episode to yell SORRY at the wall #bc my friend lives next door and Ik she’s studying rn #whoops #anyways fuck Elias Bouchard #i hope he dies

[mushtoons]

What do you have against Kris Deltarune 😭 /lh

Cuz Kris Deltarune is a bitch-ass motherfucker, they pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right! They pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Kris Deltarune, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no Determination, no Sins Crawling on my back — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! They fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

#/ref #DDNJJDNDJDJ #wood wide web

[nui-the-super-lesbian]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Kuonji Alice’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my malewife! That’s right, she took her nasty-fuckin' hairy British pussy out and she pissed on my fucking malewife, and she said his clit was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Kuonji Alice, you’ve got a gross ass pussy, It’s the size of this hotdog bun except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my pussy looks like! That’s right, baby, fat lips, neatly trimmed hair, Mac n Cheese sound — look at that, it looks like a drenched clam shell! She fucked my malewife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Abe?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

#witch on the holy night #mahoutsukai no yome #aoko aozaki #type moon #alice kuonji #soujuurou shizuki #shitpost

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

“I’ve come to make an announcement: Goku Black’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking girlfriend. That's right, he took his saiyan fucking Rosé dick out and he pissed on my fucking girlfriend and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". 

“So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Goku Black, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this senzu bean except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:”

BOOOSH

“That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my girlfriend so guess what? I'm gonna fuck his future! That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER SWORD OF HOPE!!!!”

“Except I'm not pissing on Goku Black, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE GODS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ZAMASU?!?! I PISSED ON THE GODS YOU IDIOT!!!!”

“You have twenty-three hours before the piss dRRRRRRRRROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!”

#crack #dumb shit