#And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com.

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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#tumblr genetics #asks #sent to me #requests #real time fandub #alfred #eggman #sonic the hedgehog #snapcube #fly #insects #bugs #long fuckin thang

[shima-draws]

#Sonic #Snapcube #Shadow the Hedgehog #Eggman #Polls #Poll #USING MY POWER FOR GOOD. HAPPY FIRST POLL @ ME #Shima speaks

[operationlove]

Sonic: Oh man, I’m still having trouble coming to terms with my feelings for Shadow. Thank Gaia no one besides Amy knows!

Eggman: I’ve come to make an announcement: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS IN LOVE WITH SHADOW ROBOTNIK, THAT’S RIGHT, WITH SHADOW THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG, HE WANTS TO KISS HIS EMO WANNABE , HOT TOPIC, GAY RED HIGHLIGHTS FACE. When I learned I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG LOVES SHADOW ROBOTNIK

You have twenty-three hours before I kill your bestie and your wannabe Emo boyfriend, now get out of my fucking sight before I kill you too!

Sorry thought it would be funny you can delete lol

Actually I'm putting it on the blogs fridge

#[you got mail] #anon #[file missing] #snapcube references my beloved

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for pissing on the moon?

Last night, I came to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I made a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looked like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I fucked the earth. That's right, this is what you got: my super laser piss! Except I’m didn't piss on the earth, I went higher. I pissed on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too. AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

[the-disemvoweler]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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You're lucky I had nothing better to do

#the disemvoweler #disemvoweled #disemvoweled asks

[hatchetmanofficial]

I had way too much free time so I wrote a full version. You literally don’t need to post this at all I just needed to share this with Someone.

Ahem.

“Ive come to make an announcement. Stuart Cassidy is a bitch-ass Motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking Doe-eyes. THATS RIGHT. He took his weeaboo fucking grey dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING DOE-EYES. And he said that it was, “THIS BIG”. And I said, “that’s DISGUSTING.” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Stuart Cassidy, you got a SMALL dick. Its the size of this walnut, except way smaller. And GUESS WHAT? Heres what MY dong looks like.

(BOOM SFX)

THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SCARS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. He fucked my Doe-eyes, so guess what? Im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER-LAZER PISS.

(Pause for dramatic affect)

except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. Im gonna go higher. Im pissing on the MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. You have twenty-three hours, before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.”

the dedication...

[just-antithings]

A typical anti-shipper callout post in a nutshell:

Anti-Shipper: I've come to make an announcement: this random Proshipper's a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, they took their anti-harassment fuckin' shipper dick out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was "This big!" (regular voice) and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com: Random Proshipper, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. BWOOOOOOOOSH! That's right, baby. All harassment, no impure ships, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! They fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOOOOON! How do you like that, BIDEN?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrropllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

(I’m so fucking sorry but I desperately needed to post this somewhere XD If you don’t get the reference, look up Eggman's Announcement)

anon please don’t apologize I am cackling

#mod erin #ask #mod shenanigans #unsanitary mention #caps warning #genitals mention

[cryptid-cuisine]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

THIS MACHINE is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, he BLED ON His FUCKING Light.

THAT'S RIGHT, IT TOOK ITS MECHANICAL FUCKIN' RICKETY DICK OUT AND BLED ON HIS FUCKING LIGHT. It said it was “this big” and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Machine, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this coin except waay smaller, and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like.

*BKHOOOMMM*

That’s right, child. All crosses, no pistons, no pillows, look at that, it looks like TWO BALLS AND A BONG. It fucked His Light, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Hell! That’s right, this is what you get—

My ULTRA LASER PISS!!!!

Except I’m not gonna piss on Hell. I'm gonna go higher.

I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOON!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, COUNCIL?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLETSS HIT FUCKING HELL, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

#ultrakill #eggman’s announcement #if gianni reads this i will die

[disappointingcabbage]

I’ve come to make a statement: Elias Bouchard is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking comfort character. That’s right, he took his institute fuckin old man dick out and pissed on my comfort character and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Elias Bouchard, you’ve got a small dick. It’s the size of this eyeball only WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby! All points, no trauma, no eldritch horror, just two balls and a bong. He fucked my comfort character’s safety so I’m gonna fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Bouchard? I JUST PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking institute. Now get outta my sight before I piss on you too.

#shitpost #snapcube #rusty quill tma #tma spoilers #mag 160 #i hate this man #i wanna hug Martin so bad rn #also jon #the second I heard Elias say #hello jon apologies for the deception #i yelled MOTHERFUCKER #and then immediately paused the episode to yell SORRY at the wall #bc my friend lives next door and Ik she’s studying rn #whoops #anyways fuck Elias Bouchard #i hope he dies

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

“I’ve come to make an announcement: Goku Black’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking girlfriend. That's right, he took his saiyan fucking Rosé dick out and he pissed on my fucking girlfriend and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". 

“So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Goku Black, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this senzu bean except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:”

BOOOSH

“That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my girlfriend so guess what? I'm gonna fuck his future! That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER SWORD OF HOPE!!!!”

“Except I'm not pissing on Goku Black, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE GODS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ZAMASU?!?! I PISSED ON THE GODS YOU IDIOT!!!!”

“You have twenty-three hours before the piss dRRRRRRRRROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!”

#crack #dumb shit

[friendlyfaded]

i’ve come to make an announcement. kody the water elemental is a bitch-ass motherfucker. he bridged with my fucking freelancer. that’s right, he took his elemental fuckin watery hands out and he bridged with my fucking freelancer, and he said his magic was this big and i said that’s disgusting, so i’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. kody the water elemental, you’ve got a small magic. it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and

#redacted asmr #redacted incorrect quotes #going through the drafts

[latinfeline]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Prince Aerin Valleros is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He kidnapped my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his dark magic fucking portal making sword out and he kidnapped my fucking wife, and he said his sword was this powerful. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Prince Aerin, you got a weak sword, it’s the same strength as a male kromp except way weaker. And guess what, here’s what my sword looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All light, no shadow, look at that it looks like a toothpick with feathers. He kidnapped my wife so guess what, I’m gonna kick the Shadow Court's asses. That's right, this is what you get, my legendary weapons kicking your ass. Except I’m not gonna just kick your asses, I’m gonna go bigger. I’m killing all you motherfuckers! How do you like that, Dreadlord? I'm killing all of you, you idiots! You have twenty-three hours before you all die, and get out of my fucking way so I can save my wife!

#copypasta #not lovestruck #playchoices #blades of light and shadow #bolas #bolas spoilers #took maybe too many liberties to consider this a copypasta anymore #my shitty photoshop skills are back again to make memes about western otome fantasy stories #yada yada two nickels #this is supposed to be mc not tyril

[teapartyofdeath]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big”. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on the moon! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrropppplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#copypasta #sonic the hedgehog #dr eggman

[nighthawks-official]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Maxwell Jägerman’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his ugly fuckin' football player dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Maxwell Jägerman, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

i love this copypsta

- @hatchetfields-babygirl

ARE YOU FUCKING QUOTING EGGMAN DUBS??? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GET A NEW COLOR YOU BITCH

#hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #max responds

[hhnconfessions]

I’ve come to make an announcement. Paulo Ravinski is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking Carnival. That’s right, he took his stupid eastern European camera out and he pissed on my fucking carnival, and he said his camera was THIS BIG. And I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Paulo Ravinski, you got a small camera, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my carnival looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no lenses, no film reels, look at that it looks like two big tops and a trapeze. He fucked up my carnival so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK UP HIS FILM STUDIO. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER CLOWN BLENDER. Except I’m not gonna piss on the film studio. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOON! How do you like that Adaru? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking film studio! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#hhn #halloween horror nights #hhnconfessions #jack the clown