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boy-yaoi · 4 months

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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

#jolly posting #eggman’s announcement #snapcube #sonic the hedgehog #christmas

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blackberryjamboree · 3 months

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eggman better piss on the moon in the third movie

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #dr eggman #jim carrey #eggman #sonic movie #sonic the hedgehog movie 3 #2023 movies #video games #game #movie #meme #memes #snapcube #real time fandub #eggman’s announcement

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phoenix358 · 1 year

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You can’t tell me this wasn’t Slimecicle at Foolish when it was brought up that Foolish was El Mariana’s ex during the trial

#juannaflippa #slimecicle #el mariana #qsmp juanaflippa #foolish gamers #qsmp #eggman’s announcement

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cozmiczzz · 1 year

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I shouldn’t be allowed to have editing software

#moomin #moominvalley #moomins #moominvalley 2019 #memes #sonic #eggman’s announcement #snapcube #sonic the hedgehog

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cryptid-cuisine · 11 hours

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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

THIS MACHINE is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, he BLED ON His FUCKING Light.

THAT'S RIGHT, IT TOOK ITS MECHANICAL FUCKIN' RICKETY DICK OUT AND BLED ON HIS FUCKING LIGHT. It said it was “this big” and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Machine, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this coin except waay smaller, and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like.

*BKHOOOMMM*

That’s right, child. All crosses, no pistons, no pillows, look at that, it looks like TWO BALLS AND A BONG. It fucked His Light, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Hell! That’s right, this is what you get—

My ULTRA LASER PISS!!!!

Except I’m not gonna piss on Hell. I'm gonna go higher.

I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOON!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, COUNCIL?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLETSS HIT FUCKING HELL, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

#ultrakill #eggman’s announcement #if gianni reads this i will die

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the-vasts-little-bitch · 8 months

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AO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTT DOR COM SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG UOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIXE OF THIS WALNUT WXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESD WHAT HETES WAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO WUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAhello jon. Apologies for the deception,

#statement given direct from subject #tw caps #eggman’s announcement #snapcube #snapcube sonic fandub #tma #the magnus archives #hello jon apologies for the deception #hello Jon #sorry for all the typos

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it-came-from-mount-ebott · 2 months

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I’ve come t’ make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a cur-arse motherfucker, he pissed on me fuckin' proud beauty. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly pegleg out 'n he pissed on me fuckin' beauty, 'n he said his pegleg was "THIS BIG," 'n I said "that's fearful," so I be makin' a callout post on me Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, ye've got a wee pegleg. It's the size o' this walnut except WAY smaller. 'n guess wha'? Here's wha' me dong looks like. That's right, sprog. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls 'n a bong. He farrgg me beauty, so guess wha', I be gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, 'tis wha' ye get: ME SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I be nah gonna piss on the Earth, I be gonna go higher; I BE PISSIN' ON THE MOON! How do ye like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YE IDIOT!Ye 'ave twenty-three hours afore the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fuckin' Earth, now get outta me fuckin' sight, afore I piss on ye too!