#Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like:

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right #he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “This big” and I said that's disgusting #so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com #Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick #it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller #and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT #THAT'S RIGHT #BABY. ALL POINTS #NO PILLOWS. Look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT #OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI #dont ban me pls #underblog💛 #non canon🧊 #ask martlet!❄️ #shitpost

[microwavethemicrowave]

Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

#I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right #he took his #hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “THIS BIG #I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY small #er #And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.That's right #baby. All points #no quills #no pillows look at that #it looks like two balls #and a bong. He fucked my wife #so guess what #I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right #this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm #not gonna piss on the Earth #I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that #Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON #YOU IDIOT! #You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth #now get outta my fucking sight #before I piss on you too

[crafto2007]

If you tell me any name of something I will forget it in exactly 4 minutes but you fuckin bet I can recite all of eggman's announcement from memory

#I'm gonna make an announcement #Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker #He pissed on my fuckin wife #That's right #He took his hedgehog quilly dick out #And he pissed #And he said his dick was #t h i s b i g #And I said that's disgusting #So I'm making a call out post #On my twitter.com #Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick #It's the size of this walnut except Way Snaller #And guess what #Heres what my doing looks like! #[explosion noises] #All points #No quills #No pillows #Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #He fucked my wife so guess what #I'm gonna fuck the earth! #That's right this is what you get #MY SUPER LAZER PISS #Except I'm not gonna piss on earth #I'm gonna go higher #I'm pissing on T H E M O O N #[piss explosions] #Aaand Tumblr refuses to let me continue. Damn.

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Hood casemaker fly

#tumblr genetics #asks #sent to me #requests #real time fandub #alfred #eggman #sonic the hedgehog #snapcube #fly #insects #bugs #long fuckin thang

[were-these-words-in-the-bible]

I've come to make an announcement

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

How many of these words were in the bible?

I've come to make an announcement

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

127 out of 181 (70.17%) of these words were in the Bible!

#exhausted sigh #how many of these words were in the bible #were these words in the bible #hmotwwitb #the asks of fritz

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for pissing on the moon?

Last night, I came to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I made a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looked like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I fucked the earth. That's right, this is what you got: my super laser piss! Except I’m didn't piss on the earth, I went higher. I pissed on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too. AITA?

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

[feathergil]

I always meant to ask this, are you a lee, ler, or switch?

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

#inbox

[flyin-shark]

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Shadow the hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *BOOM* That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#196 #shark sayin stuff #snapcube

[the-disemvoweler]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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You're lucky I had nothing better to do

#the disemvoweler #disemvoweled #disemvoweled asks

[in-the-bible]

how much of the eggman piss monologue is in the Bible? I’ll paste it below

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I need to figure it out as a percentage, I’ll use your answer and a word counter to do so

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#words in the bible #bible asks #if there are any repeats no there aren't

[nyctodromist]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG PISSED ON MY WIFE. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND SAID IT WAS 🫸 🫷 THIS BIG

AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING", SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY [TUMBLR].COM: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE:

oh my fucking god that's the wrong gif but i'm keeping it there

#bernie talks #asks #hi again scotch. why'd you go on anon for this one

[wolfieolfie]

This account is now strictly anti-fur. Explanation below.

This has been brewing a long time and I feel it's finally time to come clean. I know I've identified with the furry community in the past, but I want to make it clear that I now condemn that title.

To be completely clear: Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

#worf drew something? #READ THE DATE READ THE DATE READ THE DATE READ THE DATE READ THE DATE PLEASE PLEASE LMAO #also i tried to make them as human and as boring as possible did i succeed #april fools #undescribed #IF ITS APRIL 2ND ITS STILL APRIL FOOLS WHERE I LIVE PELADE #GUYS STOP REBLOGGING THIS PEOPLE MIGHT BELIEVE THIS NOOOOOOO #described

[silly-gloomurai]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUCEMENT.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER DOT COM: "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PJJFHSHDHHT. THAT'S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THERES TWO BALLS AND A DONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

#gloomurai answers #twst rp #twst idia #twst #im sane guys.

[darl1ngd3ar3st]

I've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my wife and said it was THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND HERES WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE (EXPLOSION) THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT ITS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO IM GONNA FUVK THE EARTH SO HERES WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!!!!!!!! but I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go even higher IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!! HIW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT YOU HAVW 23 HIURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUVKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON UOU TOO

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Is this one of those kinks the kids talk about?

No one was this into pee when I was younger.

#bsd rp blog #bsd fukuzawa #ask