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hiya!

could I pls request diluc, kaeya, zhongli and childe (separately) with a s/o who loves drinking chocolate milk?

sos if this is rlly random and not detailed enough 😅

tysm! have a nice day/noon/night <33

Your Choccy Milk

DCKZ x Reader Headcanons

Being a chocolate milk-obsessed s/o to the DCKZ men, they find your tendency to be quite…different than what they expected…

Requests: OPEN and gladly taken <3

i do not particularly do characters outside of the harbingers, but i love the DCKZ group(not as much for diluc or zhongli- they’re cool but not my type lmao) too much to ignore this request~! have a good day as well, people of the internet!

Diluc

This man has encountered many customers who had strange obsessions with very strong flavored drinks. Most of the time, though, it was alcohol-related and not…chocolate milk.

With the flick of a light, the Darknight came face-to-face with you carrying a multitude of chocolate milk bottles for yourself. Earlier, he requested you to restock the water and milk supplies, but when he noticed you taking a while, he decided to go and check on you; only to discover your little obsession with the sweet drink.

“If you like chocolate milk so much, you could’ve just told me, (Y/n),” he told. He walked over to where you stood, frozen in shock, and nonchalantly helped you gather the many fresh bottles of chocolate milk and chocolate powder. “I can make it an official drink on my menu if you wish, as well.”

This man is so calm yet so kind when he sees you staring at chocolate milk. He’d turn around and prepare a glass just for you, on the house. At home, he’d always make sure that there are at least two bottles of chocolate milk in the cooler specifically for you and you alone.

I swear. He will even go outside of Mondstadt to get in his orders of chocolate powder from Liyue Harbor‘s port; that’s how much he knows you love the drink and how willing he is to satisfy you.

He isn’t too fond of drinking milk himself, but he does stand by and watch you enjoy your favorite beverage with a joyful glitter in his red eyes.

Childe

No mercy. That’s all I have to say.

Childe is already a teaser, so how do you think he’d react once seeing your strange obsession come to view?

“You know, if you drink too much sugar, you’ll go into an overdrive and earn yourself a trip to high blood pressure~.” He is a sneak. He doesn’t mind poking at you, making you irritated as he spits random facts about the drink to you.

Often times, he does have a couple of sips for himself. Specifically when he feels lonely. During the days he is out for his job, he will rest at a random restaurant and order a single cup of chocolate milk. “Heh, I can see why you enjoy this taste.” He’d chuckle to himself before taking a gulp.

The ginger would bring you an entire crate full of chocolate milk home as he comes back from yet another enduring mission. The crate would even be tied up with a red ribbon he paid special attention into making because he loves you THAT much. Everything has to be perfect for you; that’s Childe’s way of pronouncing his love for you outside of battle. Even if it meant making a beautifully decorated crate full of…chocolate milk bottles.

Not the first thing he’d expect coming from you. That is why he’d get so awestruck towards your completely truthful obsession. Though, as time passes, you already know he’d be mocking you for your strange love of chocolate milk. In fact, sometimes, he convinces himself that you love the drink more than you love him!

“Enough is enough,” Childe starts, “It’s either me or chocolate milk...Wait...W-what do you mean chocolate milk!? Why’d you respond so fast to that!?”

Kaeya

Not only is Kaeya the Calvary Captain of the Knights of Favonius, but he is also man with a genuine eye that seeks out the finest drinks. That is particularly the problem between the both of you.

When Kaeya had first taken you out, he certainly did not expect you to order a childish drink such as chocolate milk, but he did not pry…the first time. Many dates and visits to bars later, he gets so confused as to why you always order a chocolate milk.

You did drink other things often, but you’d always order the specifically sweet beverage before or after you get alcohol, water even.

Now, Kaeya claims that he isn’t one to complain about the tendencies of others(blasphemy). That already false truth comes to play whenever he sees you open your mouth to request your drink. “A-”

“A chocolate milk, I presume? Alas, I am only to guess, but it is an assumption I have much confidence in saying.” Kaeya is swift to interrupt you ordering your favored drink. A smug look adorns his face while he says it all, too. He knows that you’re going to get a chocolate milk, and without hesitation will he state it to the entire universe.

While you sighed and nodded your head to the bartender(Diluc) in defeat, they slide your drink over to you and watch as you gulp it down with satisfaction.

Kaeya leans with one elbow on the counter and his cheek resting on the side of his fist, grinning at you in spite of your stink eye directed at him. “As impossible as it may be, I just had a hunch that you’d might get chocolate milk~.” His voice is as sarcastic as ever, but his smile holds a loving affection to it that easily swoons you. Yup, for sure, that is Kaeya. Your Kaeya.

Zhongli

Zhongli full ass just stares. At you. While you drink. Your chocolate milk. He’s already confused as to what the drink is even made out of, so he does it completely by his elderly curiosity. Doesn’t change the fact that it’s intimidating, though.

Imagine this: you so eagerly lift a cup of your most favored drink, chocolate milk, to your lips, but you see that the man you had taken out for a nice date is doing nothing but observe you while you sip your sugar-filled milk. Now that it has been described, surely it does sound awkward, yes? Well, that’s because it was awkward. Tense even.

Zhongli’s past as a tyrant had no effect to the subtle yet blazing glare of his vibrant eyes of gold. He notices you freeze, and blinks before looking into your own eyes. “Is everything alright, (Y/n)?” He questions you in such a sweet and caring tone, almost as if he didn’t intimidate you a second ago(much to his unawareness).

You quirk an eyebrow at him and ask him why he was staring at you intensely. In reply, he lets out a bashful chuckle. “My apologies, dear. I am mostly pondering about that drink you have. You get it quite frequently, so I’ve noticed. What even is it? A milk stirred with chocolate powder, huh?”

Although he may be confused why chocolate milk exists, he does not hesitate to prepare you some while he brews his daily tea. “Here, my dear. I’ve been told where to find the recipe for that powder, and I made some for the both of us to share!” By the archons, he’s so proud the first time he makes chocolate milk for you, so you better be proud of him as well! Otherwise, he’ll feel like he failed at making you happy by not properly creating your most favorite beverage…

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