#and if u think otherwise ur wrong

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow. #he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT! #since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)' #so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you' #and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to.... #it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative. #thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man. #anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy. #gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything. #if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

[starheirxero]

I have a question! Do you maybe have any tips for a newcomer about what to post or do with their Blog?

OH GOSH, UH? I mean??? That really honestly depends on what you're tumblr for.

Like, I know that when I first joined tumblr around 2018 or so? I was a lurker for a while. like, "reblogged privately so I wouldn't be 'intrusive'" type of lurker. and then I started to talk in tags and reblogging more, and so I was a more active lurker. and then I posted art sometimes and I was becoming chill with sharing my stuff and being an 'art blog' that mainly consisted of reblogs! and then people I admired followed me and I shared more and then on and on until I got confident enough to just share my stuff whenever!

But that's just me! Some ppl only reblog! Some ppl only post art! Some ppl engage w/ their followers and some don't! Ur blog is ur own house so honestly, do whatever you want forever as long as you're respectful! Really all I can say for sure is, if gunna be posting: don't censor words tiktok style, don't use gradients for one word (breaks screen readers), and don't cross-tag into unrelated stuff bc ppl hate that.

And rehardless of whether you post or not: use the block button all the time if you need to (and if you don't want to see a blog at all, you can put that person's URL into the "filtered words" (not "filtered tags") and it'll always hide their posts), get a profile picture so ppl don't think ur a spam bot, and if you can: reblog stuff and/or tell your fave artists that u love their stuff bc no matter what they will appreciate that shit forever.

So. vague hand motions. just have fun and go wild. even if going wild is just being very quiet. and if anyone tries to stop you then attack them bad style o7

#asks #anon #long post #ive seen ppl use tumblr in a lotta different ways so honestly like #as long as ur not specifically pissing people off and being mean or doomscrolling to all hell and back? #theres not like. a wrong way to use ur blog #AS LONG AS UR OVER 13 THO. BC TUMBLR TOS REQUIRES YOU TO BE OVER 13 #but otherwise yea just do whatevs #maybe also look into tumbklr website themes. if u feel like it #there's a lotta rlly cool n creative ones out there and even id u dont use em #i still think theyre cool to look at LOL

[a-route-up-if-i-fall]

fellas.... fellas.....

#assassins creed 1 #assassins creed #ac1 #gay assassins #altair ibn la'ahad #malik al sayf #altmal #meme??? #personally if u think otherwise then ur wrong

[solcarow]

stooopp trying to tell me kdj is secretly conventionally attractive ur lying you are lying to me

#HES JUST SOME GUY !!!!! THATS ONE OF HIS BIGGEST CHARM POINTS #STOP TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND..... . . .. . . #<-this isnt serious idrc if u think otherwise but like /i/ still think ur wrong srry </3 #solar-talks #orv

[villainsidestep]

evil beckers thought….. just how many autopsies Did they send chen ?

#gideon shut the hell up challenge #was he subjected to the knowledge - the Sight - of all three of them? if only one or two does he worry abt the others? #does he find himself surprised that their injuries aren't the same? that for once they've been forcibly split up? it makes sense of course #(operating on all three at the same time is just unrealistic. there's no reason to have more than one per operating table) #but there's also just something so distinctly Wrong abt seeing them split up - esp knowing it was against their will like this ??? #which catches him more off-guard when they show back up: that they're alive or that only one is? does he file it away that maybe the other #two managed to survive as well? or does he write them off as being lost? decide that the survivor wouldn't be alone otherwise? #honestly on solo/double survivor routes I bet he fucking knows which parts got harvested off the fallen sibling #which has to be . awful to keep to yourself. yes he has replacement parts but his are metal !!! not taken from his dead siblings !!! #...... on a lighter note do u think once they do the reveal the ortegas want to compare the tats. bc I would. I'm just saying #I JUST THINK. if ur get a regene reveal of a set of siblings. u could immediately be like 'haha yeah but like... how similar are ur tats' #keeping up with the beckers

[nostalgia-tblr]

For anyone keeping track (no one), I have started watching the first Avengers film (MCU not the 60s TV show) but only while eating lunch so it's gonna take a while. So far Nick Fury has been assembling the Avengers (the film was initially released in the UK as Avengers Assemble - because of that 60s TV show - but it's not called that on D+ so I'm calling it what the Americans called it, just FYI) even though there's not yet anything for them to avenge as That Suit Guy (j/k I know his name too!!) isn't dead yet, and now they're on THE FUCKING VALIANT FROM DR WHO and I assume we're gonna continue assembling for a while as they're not all there yet.

MEANWHILE Loki (who is neither an alligator nor a woman in this???) is in a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR with a bunch of his stans who are... idk something technobabble that involves irridium and anti-protons. He is there looking for the tesseract on behalf of ???? who I know will be revealed 47 films from now as... no, wait, it wasn't, was it? That was just announced on a website or something? So it could be LITERALLY ANYONE. The Avengers (in-progress) also seem to be after that thing, but I have already forgotten why everyone is wanting it, assuming it was mentioned (it probably was).

Thor hasn't shown up yet, but Arrows Hawkeye is working as a Loki Stan and there's Steve Rogers and THE HULK and The Only Woman One, whose power is that she's a Cold War assassin (??) and I think this one is the film where she gets called a cunt (!) and honestly I am not sure which of the men she's getting officially shipped with, I think Arrows Hawkeye though? Fairly sure, as the alternative is that a man and a woman like each other as people but not in a lusty way, which would never happen obviously. (Hey I may ship mostly het* pairings but I don't always like it!)

Based on the Valiant (if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I am guessing that the film ends with Loki dying in Thor's arms romantically but then I remembered that I know it can't because one of Loki got kidnapped from... either the end of this film or the start of the next one or POSSIBLY just from a later film's time-travel bit (???) but like... maybe they've edited this film secretly and I was right after all? But nobody else has watched it on Disney + recently so nobody knows yet? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Not sure what to make of this film so far, a lot's been going on yet also not much has been going on, and the one I like best so far (Suit Guy) is gonna die (NOT EVEN IN THOR'S ARMS ROMANTICALLY) and god Iron Man really hasn't aged well now that we have that one tech billionaire being a twat in public all the time to remind us what such people tend to be like. WHERE IS THOR????

*I say het but everyone in everything is bisexual, I know this because I thought of it and announced it on tumblr and will now say "I don't make the rules" to make it an objective FACT. I don't make the rules!!!

#the avengers (mcu edition not the 60s one) #(though if u close one eye and tilt ur head the black widow looks a wee bit like emma peel maybe?) #i like to think the lair of loki stans exists after this to post angrily on social media about how actually he did nothing wrong etc etc #let me know if loki's just working from a subway station that's still in use in this that'd be hilarious he'd be so annoyed by it all #torn on the tortured-by-thanos issue so far he does look messy but he might just have the flu and didn't want to back out #a lot of people are depending on him to jumpstart a movie superhero franchise he can't just take the day off can he #if loki took care of himself thor would be LITERALLY UNEMPLOYED how could he? how could YOU? #(the 'god of thunder' thing isn't a job he doesn't get paid for it so it's just a hobby) #(he doesn't even monetise that hobby! you think iron man would give you storms for free? EXACTLY. he'd have a patreon AT LEAST) #(“if you enjoyed this torrential rain pls tip me on ko-fi which is not pronounced like you think it is because it's a really BAD pun”) #mcu tag i guess #and whatever the fuck my loki character tag was #like i said i really do need to categorise my lokis more it's been bothering me for a while #reminder: i am here because they cast a woman in a previously-male role and SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THIS FILM. OR ANY OF THEM. D: #don't think the alligator's gonna turn up here either :( :( :( #otherwise it's just kind of fascinating what this film assumes i do and don't know about these characters #nick fury's a goth right?

[heartscrypt]

i have some thoughts on whether twst characters have dated / been in relationships offscreen. mostly ship free

#twst #twisted wonderland #jamie talks #this is just personal indulgence tbh #i feel that i am the Most correct abt riddle jamil and azul #i firmly believe that riddle has ruined his dating prospects with strangers by being heartslabyul housewarden #because thats an image he feels he has to maintain and that sort of image thrives on him being sort of Out Of Reach from everyone else #so anyone he dates has to know him for at least a year on fairly close terms #azul looks like hes both had traumatic experiences dating And caused traumatic experiences dating if you know what im saying #also the leech twins are probably the worst people to get relationship advice from and they're his closest friends so #and jamil has game u cannot convince me otherwise #he just doesn't pull at nrc because he's busy w his duties #he could date in secret i guess but najma would never let him hear the end of it if he didn't tell her #in the annoying little sister way #anyways leave your thoughts in the notes. tell me if u think im wrong about ur blorbo

[fallstreakfeathers]

Urogi would adore the duck/lemonade stand song

#arktalks #urogi #no criticism bc i am right and if u think otherwise then ur just wrong

[gojowh0rcs]

me reading hcs with a reader that thinks theyre being funny and sassy but are really just being mean and stinky to gojo:

#dont get me wrong i think he'd do the best w a s/o who spoke their mind and stood up for themselves #most importantly against him too cuz he knows he has a bad personality so he's bound to not get certain things unless they told him flat #and directly** #he'd like someone with a sense of inner strength in them like nah they dont gotta match up w him in physical strength #(no one can anyway :p) #but someone that provides a sort of stability would be nice in his otherwise v hectic and spontaneous life #he might call them boring from time to time cuz hes a jackass but in the end and in the long term he'd come to appreciate the normalcy they #provide*** this man got trauma out the wazoo #life is all over the place for him but still he serves as an anchor for the jujutsu world #ppl turn to him for help when they dunno what else to do #hes often a source of stability for other sorcerers. a lot of responsibility piles on his shoulders #so having a little piece of that for himself would be smth he'd eventually come to look forward to. it wouldnt be smth that'd cross his #mind at first*** but hes like a cat u gotta psspspspspspsp ur way into this man heart #but once ur in ur locked in anyway so its def worth it #BUT. idk sometimes i read stuff and im like hmmm this is mean :((( DSJKDSJK #be nice to this baby :(((( not that nice ofc u can knock him around when hes bein an asshole too #but in relationships idk i think he'd do well with someone who had some patience for him too #not let him get away with things like they def hold him accountable but they also have acceptance for him #he'd relax w someone like that i think

[hella1975]

has that other anon ever met an upper class brit because i guarantee they wouldn't feel the same after encountering All That

literally 😭 like comparing classism is so dumb when it’s very much a subjective, varied conversation WITHIN a country let alone amongst different countries but that sentiment can and should coexist with the acknowledgement that british classism Does Not Fuck About

#like u cant lob both country's classim under an umbrella term when comparing them #bc our culture and history with it is so wildly different #like american classism IS there and IS a serious problem the irony here is that literally at no point did anyone say otherwise #so idk why anon got so up in arms lol #but the thing about british classism and the reason it gets talked about so much is because it is such a huge part of our lives #and americans never seem to really get that like even americans that acknowledge it i feel still struggle to grasp the severity of it #I’ve seen a lot of much smarter well-researched people say that class and race in the uk and usa are flipped #so while it’s important to note that BOTH countries have serious issues in both departments the way they manifest is different #so the way race is treated with such severity/extremity in america and racism so normalised and systemic #is exactly how class is here #and the way classism is typically more indirect and underlying in america #is how racism is here #does that make sense? there’s a lot of articles online that explain it better #like im explaining it v briefly and it's obviously not that black and white but that's the general gist of it #and if ur american thinking ‘classism doesn’t FEEL indirect for me so you're WRONG’ #then consider im not wrong. that's just how severe it is here for me to be saying it #like idk I can’t stand this narrative anyway of taking away from the original problem to instead have a pissing contest about it #so this will probs be the last I speak about it #but it’s super interesting and it can’t hurt to know more about especially with the prevalence of americacentrism #which is why I responded so harshly to anon to begin with bc like really? #you saw ONE POST that wasn’t about america or american problems and got upset. be serious rn #ask

[cherrykamado]

now i can continue my day peacefully

bnha leaks under the cut (edited poorly)

#YES. #tomu.🖤 #bnha manga spoilers #mha manga spoilers #pls im sorry i did this w the mouse i was too lazy to plug the wacom LOL #but anyways #this is how he should remain. scars are seggsy and if u think otherwise.... ur wrong #☰ . decayish.visuals

[mantisgodsdomain]

Winning a prize personally by being someone's "well, this trope isn't usually my style, but i know this author is Really Good at writing so i'll check it out anyways" author

#we speak #if you are the person we're talking about here: points at u. <3<3<3 #at some point we will post works that are slightly more fluffy #but unfortunately you will have to deal with the fact that we fucking love morally dubious idiots and we also fucking love Situations #at all times we are looking between our works where bad things happen and our works where its just a passive Emotion Swirl #and then picking Bad Things Happen bc we think its fun #eventually we will get around to fluffier stuff we're just allergic to not swirling in a few bonus emotions #we are sorry but we have tried! we cannot write straight fluff. we need smth extra to make it interesting #otherwise our brain simply Does Not latch on #we salute the brave fluff makers out there for being capable of creating straight up fluff its not generally our style and we dont know #how to make it #is it really a tender moment if u do not get there through daring ur friend to eat u while still like 50% sure u might die #perhaps with a tiny bit of the impulsive want of “if im going to risk death then its gonna be at the claws of someone i love” #we think not. also bc something something love we find the need to note our vi is Very Aro. this is due to The Aro Anxiety #us writing anything about love: but what if they think its... ROMANTIC??? oh gods the horrors the horrors #that said we do not think team snakemouths relationship fits into any relationship definition #and if we ever write a relationship chart for whatever reason their dynamic will be listed as “team snakemouth” #right next to mothiva and zasps “in love and incapable of not being weird abt it” and levi and celias “married (immigration purposes)" #they sure are team snakemouth. people look at them and go “thats team snakemouth all right”. #you could ask thirty different people and get thirty different answers as to their relationship and they would all be wrong #anyways. we've derailed somewhat. we are part of the *checks* #...77.1% of the whump community that is aspec and we like to do funky fresh pain things #alas it is one of the many things that must be tolerated about us and our writing. however if u follow us ur probably fine #we are most obnoxious on our tumblr blog where u have to choose to enter bc we are secure in the knowledge that u can leave at any time #we dont need to tone ourself down here! theres a bunch of buttons u can use to choose our volume for urself! its fucking great! #gods we love being obnoxious on the internet it is SO much fun. more people should do this #its also fun to post things abt fics that we may not finish for months at a time. we love to do that #we will get around to all of our works eventually but the wait will be Long. in the meantime u get to see us talking abt how cool we are

[h3llofaday]

watching mitski fans complain about Stephanie hsu singing this is a life with David Byrne at the Oscars saying she did terrible as if she wasn’t a really popular Broadway actress before this movie came out and isn’t extraordinary talented

#I love mitski so much but stop acting like the performance was bad bc she wasn’t in it. it was great and if u think otherwise ur wrong. #also Stephanie should have won best supporting actress not Jamie sorry not sorry #stephanie hsu #everything everywhere all at once #Mitski

[everyothermouse]

Low key appalled that jay thinks sailor is tall. He is short. I literally made jays story first and made sailor short, how the hell does jays version of said story have sailor as tall? I usually fully respect jays opinions on the tolverse stories as canon cus he and tol are the only people who know tolverse stories as well as I do cus they literally made them in their canon, but HOW can he think sailor is tall. The only thing I can think of is that the correct (/j) opinion of sailor being short must have been come up with by tol and not properly communicated with jay. Tall sailor… can you fucking imagine…. jay has as much authority to sailors character as anyone (that’s literally his oc and boyfriend) but just because I’ll respect it doesn’t mean I have to agree with it

#Don’t ever let ur ocs become imaginary friends or veritbonds because they’ll have their own opinions and their opinions will be WRONG #I love jay but the fact that he said he thinks sailor is taller than HIM?!? SIR YOUR 6’3 I KNOW U WANNA BE A LITTLE SPOON BUT HE IS NOT #HE IS NOT THAT TALL IM SORRY UR JUST WRONG….. #/lh #like I said I can respect his opinion but I do not agree with it <3 #not art #technically it is art but. It’s jays art and I’ll probably put it in a compilation post of his art later #this one is just of his f/os (otherwise known as his 3 weed smoking girlfriends /j) #sailor #oc

[nostalgia-tblr]

"well i think julian is only into the worm"

okay dont say that like its weird let the wormfucker fuck the worm if he wants to it is natural and beautiful and whatever. he can and should kiss it on the mouth. if it has a mouth.

#also LBR does anyone actually understand that 'blending' shite? #no they do not #we don't know which bits are sexy worm which are boring host #also as a possibly-actually-jezri-shipper i dont find it weird or bothersome? #i mean... its not like he's gonna scoop the worm out and elope with it??? #i mean i'd read fic where did but it doesnt seem plausible otherwise #(also 'only the worm likes julian' is just factually wrong jadzia didnt want him?) #but yeah i ship julian/dax-worm what of it?? #ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!! #and you never see 'oh i think benjamin only likes the worm' ?? #anyway julian x curzon 5evar!!!! #dax ur my problematique fave bless u

[mushtoons]

hey. hey hey. Please.

What the hell is up with the colors and numbers. What the hell are you all talking about. I do not understand.

-> 💀💀💀

#i hope u do know that im not serious about any of this #like yeah those are how the numbers look to me but im not like 'ohhh this is it and ur actually fucking wrong if u think otherwise' #i mean when i said it i meant it light heartedly #to each their own #louis gets anxiety over periods so he hopes he hasnt actually pissed anyone off #but if he has oh well #wood wide web