klav said two FUCKING lines and started flirting i m m e d i a t e l y what the shit klav
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like i’ve seen that screenshot before i just assumed he waited one more fucking minute before saying it? klavier. klav. bae please have you no self control 😭 what a day to be alive
Been thinking about applying the myth where Thor has to pretend to be a giants bride to get his hammer back (you know the one, right??) to the TBI characters. Doubt I'll write it out but I have SO MANY THOUGHTS ON IT. My main thought atm being that, from what I remember, Heimdall was the first person to suggest Thor cross dress. Which is just. The excuse to right out Heimdall's involvement is almost as enticing as getting to write out Tyr. He's just. So silly to me. But so badass. I love him.
I can see everyone in the TBI setting at some grand meeting table for the Aesir (and co.) with Thor freaking out about his poor hammer (which, yes seems tricky to write in TBI context but. We'll just patch that plothole it with something later, I have a loose thread idea or two.), Freya desperately trying to avoid involvement in the entire debacle, Loki concerned but still trying not to giggle at the absurdity while Sigyn kicks her under the table to tell her to stop laughing. Heimdall leans over the table towards Thor, trying to remain stoic but his small smirk and gold eyes glittering with Loki approved mischief somewhat gives him away as he suggests, "If we don't want to risk our dear stunning lady here, and you need your hammer back, why don't you be Freya?"
Loki loses it laughing and most of the table can't help but laugh or giggle quietly, including Sigyn. Thor is immediately against the idea, but Loki is already signing up to be his handmaiden in between gasps of giggles (because she would never miss out on such good mischief), and really the idea is such a hit that Thor is sorely outvoted.
The story is still brought up for years to come, typically for a laugh at Thor's expensive. Still no one could deny he looked damn good in that dress.
I've started making documents and notes on the different species of my MW OC's! ISO was actually the first one I started on, but I'm too excited to share a wee little crab first, so I am handing him to you guys.
Contrary to how absolutely gargantuan adult Brachyurians can get, they all start off real tiny! Multiple things can affect how large a Brachyurian ends up growing such as their diet, how damaged their previous shells are before the molt, etc. Survivability isn't the easiest for these crabbies in their youth due to their small size and how fragile their shells start out, but essentially the longer one survive, the harder it gets to kill them.
I'm still working on more exploration notes for Brachyurians and I hope to get around to posting more about them soon! But I want to share a snippet of what's been on my braincell recently! It's crabs. Lots of crabs and their funny fun facts.
And yes. If you're wondering, that little guy is probably who you think it is. :)
"My mother would probably hate you," Kyle declared, in a tone that was entirely too venomous and serious for a statement that childish. He had said essentially the same thing to Terry once, back when she was still in her messy custody battle, clearly expecting weight with the statement, but Terry had only looked vaguely confused and mostly unbothered. It must be some kind of go-to insult for him. Sometimes, Donna truly thinks he was out on a mission to embarrass her for ever having dated him.
"Kyle, please, that's really not the insult you think it is," she sighed exasperated. "And-"
"Shut up, my mom would've hated you more," Jason replied hotly, his face scrunched up in annoyance as he threw something at Kyle's face. Donna blinked. It was an effort not to facepalm as they dissolved into yet another pointless argument with little scuffles.
They must have been riots at school when anyone made a your mama joke, Donna thought, her mind drifting. (She refused to engage in another babysitting duty of breaking up the fight.) In fact, she's amazed Kyle isn't a hazard with the other lanterns because she could easily imagine some of them making those jokes, especially Guy and Hal.
"How did you survive being partners with Guy?" She giggled suddenly, clearly interrupting whatever nonsense was going on as they both turned to her, bewildered for a moment.
It really spoke to how much they were on the same wavelength that Kyle didn't even seem to have to think for more than half a second to know exactly what she was talking about. "Guy likes me," he scowled.
"I'm pretty sure he's sometimes worse with people he does like," Donna pointed out.
"Shut up," Kyle grouched. "I've way more self-control than when I was a kid, okay?"
Donna felt a grin spread across her face. "So you have thrown something at him then."
"Only twice!" Donna only laughed as Jason snorted.
"Donnaaaa," Kyle whined, even as his eyes were trained on Jason, glaring at him. "And you! You've definitely done the same!" He insisted, rounding on Jason.
Jason laughed more. "Nope," he said, popping the 'p'.
Donna rolled her eyes. "Sure, but you've definitely pranked someone in revenge. Maybe some smeared peanut butter on someone's chair," she hazards a guess. He had done something very similar to Gar one time after all.
Jason blushed, and Kyle broke into a delighted grin immediately, forgetting his embarrassment from mere seconds ago (as he was wont to do) in favour of teasing Jason.
Yeah, she thought with a small smile. This was better.
Me: Mother, we should dress the baby up for halloween.
Mother: She's not even four months old yet, she doesn't need candy.
Me: I didn't say anything about candy???
Mom: But then why dress her up?
Me:....You know, just because you've dressed up two babies before now, doesn't mean that it's not still fun >:C
Mom: I've dressed up two babies before, which means I already know how much this one is going to squirm and fuss when she gets uncomfortable.
Me:
Mom:
Me: But-
Mom: You already bought a costume, didn't you?
Me: YES, look at it, it's a little pumpkin overalls set, with a matching hat-
Mom: She'll be too hot-
Me: I considered that when I bought the fabric. It's made out of muslin, so depending on what the weather is like, we can put it on her as just clothes, or we can get her cozy with something warmer underneath.
Mom:
Me:
Mom: You made this?
Me: Yes. the costumes at the store are scratchy and they smell weird.
Mom: ....we should try it on her to make sure it fits...
Me: I mean, it's pretty loose already. I wanted her to be able to wiggle around if she wanted to. Plus I added some extra snaps in case we needed some extra room, or she decided to get significantly bigger in the next month.
Mom: Honey, I'm saying that I would like to put the baby in the pumpkin suit right this very second, because it's very cute.
[slight forward: in my aus i think of mythological creatures as Creatures. which are separate from Monsters. their current general concept: soul like a monsters but its a physical part of them. they can't be encountered bc it can't be taken out. when they die the rest of their bodies dust so the only thing left is the husk of their soul.
the sirens from my fics Birdy and Secretary's Sanctuary are Creatures.]
so i think lil blue creature Kelek comes from a line of Creatures that are just silly little comfort/lazy spirits. One common association with them is a worker sleeping on the rocks. This comes from their ability to knead their magic into objects; back in the day it wasn't uncommon for those to be rocks. And how tempting is an impossibly soft pillow-like rock when its a hot summer day?
for now Im just calling them Comfort Creatures bc of the joke with creature comforts.
Used the word “unhinged” in the tags of the last post I reblogged and I don’t use that word often at all so it made me remember that I’ve been called unhinged by several people this year . Idk what to make of that just an observation.
I'm curious how would painter just react to people thinking he was a girl? (Before urbanspook confirmed his gender)
What if femboi read suddenly had like. A pet bat. (Fruit bats are sky puppies fight with a wall) and literally will not let anyone fuck with it or hurt it.
(bonus i need brutes finest opinion on weirdcore)
OMG BLU!! HIIII :3 i missed you ^^
to answer your questions though:
painter is very used to being mistaken for a girl, and he doesn't really mind it!! actually now that i think of it, he'd probably be really horny about it after all, the in-universe tapes already kind of imply it in order to throw the public off, as mentioned in my pinned post
dude. DUDE. they'd fucking adore your pet bat. especially painter, since hes Goth™ (yes this is a thing now, i already mentioned it in one of my older posts, you can fight me on this and i will win).. they'd probably dedicate a whole room to just. Silly Sky Puppy™. the lil guy will have its own room. its own shrine, if you will
BONUS ROUND: surprisingly, bruteforce fucking loves weirdcore.. specifically when it's combined with like. meatcore or just gore in general, and the type of weirdcore where there's eyes and hands all over everything.. the body horror element is what interests him the most about it, but the unsettling vibe of liminal spaces and nostalgia resonates him because of the amount of time he spent at the police station as a kid (dont forget—his dad was a cop!!)
Imagine Mario and Luigi both run up to you and both kiss you on the cheeks. They planned this ^^
I actually imagine that's a very common thing they do?? Like the kiss their mama Mia at the same time usually, and the rest of the family when they were little. So it wouldn't be that surprising of affection for me either.. Depending on the context
I think the less sudden it is the more flustering it would be.
Surprise kiss attacks like when we were kids? Silly and giggly. Early morning Goodbye Have a Good Day send off kisses? Sweet, stim inducing. Slow each take one of my hands, walk slowly to either side and place a very gentle, drawn out tender kiss on either side? I am melting so very physically.