#and might be elongated

[tricornonthecob]

me, writing reconstructed dialect: *whispers* why am I enjoying this.

#my writing #dialect #reconstructed dialect #I'm such a nerd #I just love how the grammar works #where things might be shortened compared to current cadence #and might be elongated

[fawcett-hairspray-club]

Feel like helping a boy out with his anxiety, pretty boy?

#harringrove #memes #harringrove memes #fhc #his life might not be the only thing elongating if steve does

[ravelqueen]

everytime I am pulled back into the Shadowgast Madness I remember that one specific future AU brainworm I had, where Essek manages to figure out a spell that basically divides up his own lifespan/lifeforce with someone else, only so that he lives exactly as long as Caleb does and just kind of stalling on how he'd ever convince Caleb to submit to that spell, but needing him , because there is a part of him that fully knows that no matter what Caleb's death would be his as well and it still makes me hurt

#'flick hurt herself with confusion' type of thought #critical role #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast #LOOK I'M ALLERGIC TO DIFFERENT LIFESPAN SHIPS #THEY HURT ME TOO MUCH #so I just hurt me with the possiblity of getting out of it #but one side refusing to do it because they are worried that even that type of elongating life #the type that's done out of love #might eventually lead to the sort of hubris that makes wizards do a lot of necromancy shit to stay alive #BUT OK WHAT IF STILL;_;

[lulladae]

👨 elonmusk Follow

she xeets on my x til i destroy twitter

#is this anything #context: elong mmusk is gonna call posting on “x” xeeting i think #it might be “an x” though??? unclear but xeeting makes more sense so i went with that #fuck elon musk #elon musk #x twitter #twitter x #twitter #elonmusk

[wizard-eater]

Based off this convo with @not-wizard-council-aristocrat

Fshsbdj I've been mustached

#wizardblogging #wizart #eater draws #the reason this might seem stretched its cause my drawing program loves to elongate my drawings without my consent

[silvermoon424]

Wtf I just heard about the Twitter rate limit thing, Elon Musk is extremely unserious. And the funniest thing ever is that verified users who are paying $8 a month still have a rate limit that's easy to blow through lmfao

#I'm convinced he's trying to destroy Twitter at this point #or he really might just be THAT bad at running a company because he IS extremely stupid and arrogant #I only go on Twitter to look at artwork so I'm just trying to bulk download as much of that as possible at this point #twitter #twitter rate limit #elon musk #elongated muskrat

[oofuri2003]

Another Naoni <3 this time with a personal focus on emphasizing his more creature-like features!

#naoni #my art #dxd #dnd character #my most blorbo of ever. always! #anyway. i will spare my passionate diatribe about elf biology that i have delivered to two ppl in the last few days #what i WILL say is that said set of opinions i just take and apply to naoni. well because hes the most specialest boy #this is how nelsharan elves are like 'supposed' to look features wise. like i named this file type specimen.png #normally im too lazy. and sometimes i like it when he looks more like a normal guy/your average run of the mill elf but purple. #so sue me. hes MY character. but this. THIS! is the truth. nelsharan elves are fundamentally more creature #you might be thinking 'this still just looks like some normal ass guy' you just wouldnt get it so dont worry about it #anyway not pictured: slightly clawlike nails + slightly elongated and widened canines #yada yada. whatever. haley. shut up

[serialgirlposter]

Wanna make a testament cosplay....

#i have a sewing magazine that had an issue dedicated to waistcoats so i've already found a great one for that i have anothet pattern for #a miniskirt which should also be doable if i just...... elongate it... #i should look into how it wants me to do the insides.... bc i don't know what they want from me with that #but a lot of their extra stuff like their undershirt cravat #hat gloves belts and side cape thingys are going to be the hars one #i'm not making the hat for one i'm ordering that i will probably make the skull on it myself #their side capes are probably jus tloose fabric attatched #i forgot another hard thing is going to find those special clasp things around their skirt and capes #wtf even are those #i'll probably just leave them for most of them but for the capes i might use silver buttons but idk #i'll just leave them at first #i'll just order the gloves probably too #sigh this is so hard #personal theo tag

[timid-booklover-in-a-corner]

The Birds Sing No More

Once, long ago, there was a wonderful meadow. It was surrounded by a copse of trees, and nestled in the tree were birds of all kinds.

Day and night, without stopping, the birds would sing.

People came to the meadow in droves. There were chatterers and merrymakers, dancers and singers, artists and muses. They came together in the meadow and spoke or sang or drew or danced with those of like mind. There were spats between people sometimes, as was expected, but the peace was never disturbed for too long. Nothing could quiet the singing of the birds, and as long as they sang, none could truly be unhappy there.

The people named the place 'The Meadow of Twittering Birds'.

One day it happened that the wicked lord of a dark realm came to the meadow. He had admired its beauty for a long while, and wished greatly to control it. With many powerful enchantments he finally established control over it, and the people, who did not like him, were unhappy. Their revelry, however, despite becoming a little muted, did not cease. The birds still sang.

But dark days came eventually to the meadow. The wicked lord raised a tower in the middle, and surrounded the place with a wall of great stone. He said that he would bar the way if the people did not pay. He said that they would be driven away too soon if they did not pay.

The birds' singing became quieter. The people in the meadow lessened. And at last when the wicked lord flew a flag of death from his tower, and said that the meadow would be his, and no longer of the birds, the birds stopped singing.

People left, and the wicked lord was confused. He asked them, 'Why are you leaving? Why aren't you coming back?'

And the people said, 'We are leaving, because the birds sing no more.'

FIN 🐦

Context under cut

I KNOW what you're thinking. Why is the readmore AFTER the story?! Well, because the context of the story is...hmm. I'll explain.

I'm not a Twitter user (we speak as is right and we will not call it X). I have never been one. Its current destruction matters little to me personally, and I am mostly indifferent. But it makes good fodder for a story.

Yes. This is about Elongated Muskrat and the travesty he has made of Twitter.

MORAL: Sometimes context can make a normal thing VERY WEIRD INDEED

#why did I write this. I genuinely have no idea #but also I'd been thinking too much about it and I needed to get it off my chest so writing it was For The Best. Somehow. #anyway let me unleash this curse upon you #mine own post #twitter #elongated muskrat #honestly I might delete this later but idk

[gingerbreadmonsters]

skimming through all of the dead text at the end of an old fic is so strange but weirdly satisfying and i could not even begin to explain why

#so like fun fact #all of the sort of half-sentences and not-quite-fully-formed ideas that i've had over the course of writing a fic don't actually get deleted #generally they just get relegated to the bottom of the document until either a) i've reached the point where i want to slot them back in #b) i've reworked the wording or whatever to make it fit better into the rest of the fic #or c) the fic has ended and i've decided i don't want to use them any more #so going back and reading them is kind of bizarre bc all of a sudden i am flung right back into the headspace of that fic and what it #felt like to write it #remembering 'oh yeah i was going to say that wasn't i' #and 'ooh that was a good phrase i should use that somewhere else' #and ' woah this would have been so different if they had done this instead of that' #its that sort of re-reading a diary feeling #the bottom of a fic document is a weird sort of liminal space for me it's fab #i'm back in the 'resist and elongate' document today to do some work on an alternate version #and included in that dead text is a list of the songs i was listening to as i wrote it #so i'm REALLY back in that space and it's great :DDD #the songs are a deeply bizarre mixture but its the vibe to ME #radiohead karma police is still the song of all time #i can drop the list if u like but it might be exposing my slightly hatstand music taste lmao

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

something incredibly off-putting and uncanny about the danganronpa art style especially when it comes to how they draw women. it has the vibes of a horror gorefest manga that was clearly drawn through a porn lens

#danganronpa #my thoughts #thh is okay but sdr2 is really awful #i think bc for thh the horniness is toned down and the horrificness and reality of it is really helped by the exaggerated character sprites #sdr2 though. sorry. sdr2 i did enjoy you. you are a lot of fun and had good story moments. but good lord... #i need to kill teruteru with a baseball bat and then give akane a tracksuit #they all look...like theyre made of dough.... #especially when it comes to limbs? they're so...idk how to put it. oddly elongated and also shaded weirdly. and jointed so stiffly too??? #this might be just me. no hate to the og artists etc etc but man some things are hard to look at

[candycaneface0]

My father just said “yknow, Trump minus the iodine tan is basically Elon Musk”

He’s been taught well.

#elon mask #elongated muskrat #fuck elongated muskrat #fuck elon musk #tw trump #my fathers up with the times ig #he hates Twitter too #should I make my dad get tumblr he might like it #I’ll only make him do it if y’all are nice to him tho

[sunny-daysss]

What do you mean I’m not drawing him from the waist up at a 3/4 angle facing to the left

#wip #sunny's art #gorillaz #anyways hi I remembered how to draw legs #I based this off of Song 2 by Blur for obvious reasons #it’s ridiculously catchy #ignore the slightly fucked up hands and shoes #I’m just really proud of how this turned out #fun fact but when i was in my high school's rock band in year 7 #one of the songs someone suggested was Song 2 #or at least i remember someone playing it from their laptop #i think on some anniversary day for the song #i remember it being on the news #anyways #the mic stand's a bit short now that i look at it so i might ~elongate~ it when i do the lineart

[accelldraws]

Welcome back, ya goober! Missed ya!

thank you!! it's been a while, hasn't it!

#misc #pixelbit5 #elongated muskrat might be messing up twitter #so i thought id better get reacquainted with tumblr #yknow just in case

[soupwife]

#honestly i might hate elongated muskrat the most #HORRIBLE #was considering including doggo/pupper but i feel like thats more slang #which is not the specific subject of this poll

[elongatedtennisball]

Do you like being purple? Would you rather be a different colour or are you OK with this one?

Purple is a cool color. I mean, I wouldn't mind trying new things, but I think I'll be purple a bit longer.

#elongated tennis ball #tbcu #etb asks #actually think its great. #but i might do new colors later