#and so he starts throwing the parties

[jotaroslooseeyebrowhair]

I will pay insurmountable amounts of pure cash to get a Great Gatsby dead on main au (Nick/Gatsby style, ofc)

#Jason notices the cute boy living on the edge of his corner of his turf #so he starts throwing party’s as red hood to get this cute boy to come #because this boy is overwhelmingly cute and has some #some DRAW towards him that Jason can’t quite explain #and finally he gets up the courage to send his first invite- EVER- #and that’s when everything gets started #you know what? #this could even follow the regular Gatsby cannon #Jason has been looking at this adorable boy all the way over in Blüdhaven for MONTHS #Jason sees that this cute boy is married to this tall beefy blond dude who has been treating him like shit since before Jason could remember #and so he starts throwing the parties #eventually the blond boy- with the help of some goth girl- bring this adorable boy to the party and Jason #Jason just can’t take his eyes off of him #and invites him to a *personal* base tour #<<end of idea tags>> #these two would DEMOLISH me #I personally like the Nick/Gatsby take because let’s be honest they fucked #like a lot #remember that scene where it cuts from a party to nick? alone? in a room above a naked man in a bed? #anyway rich Jason spoiling Danny and romancing him #that’s it send tweet #dp x dc au #dp x dc #dead on main #eyebrow says shit #prompts from the eyebrow overlord

[gacha99]

bro just wants to have a good time and blow bubbles, and the police are tryna shut him down, man you can't do shit on carnaby street apparently.

they're allergic to joy, magic, and fun in 1968 London lol

#the way his “worst” crime is throwing an impromtu bubble party?? #they're gonna start making laws just so he can't make people have fun. #reverse: 1999 #re1999 #diggers

[tetsuooooooooooo]

what i wouldnt give to know tokis relationship with cats the musical

#metalocalypse #if i were to project id say he learned about it from the movie first and then found his way to the original but thats just me hkfbhlfh #i feel like it could be a 50/50 chance on whether hed like it or hate it #like the gang finance a broadway revival for his birthday and at first hes like “oh this isnt actual real cats? fuck this” #but then he warms up to it #hkbccbjf theres so many possibilities here i could do an actual episode with it plus the b plot that ends in all the actors massacred of co #he likes rum tum tugger for a minute until skwisgaar goes “thats me lol” and then hes livid #i think hed like the jellicle ball bit. the cat party and victorias parts #murderface starts jacking off and they kick him out thdlbfcnvsg #dethklok #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #god the fucking. hovercraft gag but with literally any characters name #the ground is so soft and good for digging #skrimbleshanks? shingleskanks? shranklefucks? donglecunts? shizdlecrunks? #throw some more slurs in there and you got it

[tswwwit]

Are Dipper's successors destined to live in the Mindscape forever? Or can they live with Bill on the mortal realm, just like during Dipper's first life? if there are pics and videos of bill in his human body all over the internet then I'm guessing he's kind of like a celebrity...

They don't have to live in the Mindscape! They, along with current Dipper, get to spend time in reality or in the dream realm depending on what they prefer. Bill's place just has a lot of great amenities and a really kickass bed, so it's a convenient place to crash.

Also, Bill absolutely gets a reputation. You can't have Bill Cipher be in the mortal realm for decades on end without having a considerable number of noteworthy stories, after all.

#answers #Reincarnation!AU #One of the major things holding me up from writing some stuff I'd like to is that I really dislike writing action scenes #Because these two idiots definitely get up to a lot of action #I just prefer to lie facedown on the floor instead of writing a fight #One of the things Bill gets known for is absolutely party crashing #He's a big fan #Which leads in well to the latest dumb thing I've been thinking of #Where an incarnation of Dipper is roped into marrying someone he doesn't even like #The reason isn't important just know he's super not happy about it #And as he stands there sweating in an uncomfortable suit looking miserable and thinking of how shitty his life's about to be #The officiant starts in with the 'should anyone know why these two should not be married #'Speak now or forever hold your-' #Bill Bursts in with a big dramatic effect with the I Object!!! #Dipper has never been so happy to see an insane force of nature before (That he can remember) #Bill all storming up and literally punting the spouse-to-be out of the way #Nodding to himself and taking Dipper's hands - then turning to the officiant and going 'okay continue' #I like this for the moment of DIpper giving Bill the starry-eyed 'my hero' look right up until he realizes what Bill's pulling #At which point it instantly turns into a Wait What #They get declared demon and husband in record time and Bill throws him over his shoulder and strides off whistling #Enjoy your honeymoon guys

[psn-stalling]

If this helps, it said it isn't actually mad at you

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#pkmn irl #rotomblr #rotumblr #pkmn rp #pokemon irl #atlas answers. #//Atlas is pretty much just throwing a pity party currently because he's blaming himself for. A lot. #//One of the things said was that Kieran was having trouble sleeping BECAUSE of worrying for Atlas so he's just. Blaming himself. #//So yeah. He's just kinda laying on his bed in his dorm trying not to start sobbing again.

[pennyserenade]

this is one of the last ‘pick the cary grant movie miranda will watch.’ there’s 27 days left this year and 11 more of these things to go. so far you’ve helped navigate me through 63 of these things in the totality of 298 days. it has been all too fun, so here is four more to chose from <3

#misc. #i already decided the last movie i'll watch is walk don't run #bc it was the last he ever made and that feels all too right #idk what i'll do after this #cry ? throw a party ? develop a cary grant podcast ? start a blog ? #who knows the new year holds so many promises #(i'm not starting a podcast though that was a joke. i'd rather die)

[sooouth]

y’know.

poor killer and nightmare during the winter.

I’m just imagining, like, nightmare’s goop gets super cold and almost freezes, which i can imagine is a bit of a problem. killer’s eye goop probably freezes to his face, but more keeps coming out no matter what. so it just turns into this mess of frozen liquid on his face.

don’t ask I just randomly got that thought LMAO

#meow.// #killer sans #nightmare sans #Honestly it’s true though. Killer tries to go out in the snow and throw snowballs and shit but the eye shit clogs up his vision even more #because his vision is alread bad so like. he just becomes blind during winter HAHAH #Nightmare can hardly move and his idiots are trying to get him back inside so he doesn’t completely fucking freeze #‘Dude boss you gotta get inside you’re gonna freeze out here’ #‘No no no it’s fine I’ll be fine it’s just a little cold’ -Nm while he can hardly move #Nm goes on like a midnight walk and ends up frozen in the forest somewhere and everyone is so confused on where he went. they have like a #-search party going and. probably horror finds nm and he just starts laughing so loudly because ‘boss can’t fucking MOVE because of the cold #Killer Dust and Cross find those two and join in on the laughing. Nm proceeds to get very angry and curses them out while he’s STILL trying #-to move #ANYWAYS

[theriverdalereviewer]

please tell me someone here has watched 90210 (the cw remake)

#I just watched the first episode season 2 for the first time in God knows how many years #and it was… fucking genius #not to sound like an old man screaming at clouds #but they don’t make teen dramas like this anymore #like naomi’s big sister jen gets back at naomi by lying to naomi’s boyfriend to get him to sleep with her #and then when Liam realizes that he slept with Naomi’s sister he lies and let’s people think he slept with Naomi’s best friend instead LMAO #and then no one believes annie when she says she didn’t sleep with liam so she calls the cops on the party naomi is throwing #and gets the entire school sent to summer school #and that same night she kills a homeless man in a hit and run #and weeks later starts dating a guy who happens to be the homeless man’s newphew #LIKE? WTF 😭 #and omg naomi was such a mean girl this season #like her tall ass looked ready to stomp over annie the loser #and what naomi did was so fucked up like she spread a naked picture of annie all over the school that’s actually deeply fucked up #and at that point annie stopped giving a fuck so she starts going along with the lie that she slept with Liam #just to piss off naomi even more you know what am you’re a queen for that one #no teen drama is touching that

[muppetsnoopy]

glowing <3

#i just got to my best friends house #she lives the next province so i dont get to see her much #she just broke up with her boyfriend of 6yrs and kicked him out of their apartment #so shes throwing a house re-warming party to like. reset the Vibes #and we sat on the couch and literally just talked for four hours straight #and i realized that we havent had a chance to do that uninhibited (ie. without our partners around) in like. years???? #it was so good. girl love and friendship and connection is everything to me #and i came partially because i was worried abt her but she is THRIVING #shes replaced all of the stuff he took with pink things and it makes me sooo happy to see #the cherry blossom shower curtain and the rose pink dishes and the pink afghan and the blush pink sheets #that post thats like. you hang out with your friends and you go home with a little ball of warm golden light in your chest #yeah. #and we're just STARTING im here for FOUR WHOLE DAYS #im sooo excited #anyway. i hope youre all doing well and feeling loved. i love you #molly speaks #long tags

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

self care is putting on a moody playlist and trying to find songs that remind you of the foxes and by self care I mean incredibly painful

#songs today include #Matilda by Harry styles could be so many of them #like #‘you could throw a party full of everyone you know you could start a family who will always show you love’ #‘you don’t have to be sorry for doing it on your own’ screaming crying throwing up at the thought of them to this #if I killed someone for you by Alec Benjamin SCREAMS TWINYARDS #‘would you love me more if I killed someone for you cause I killed someone for you’ #hope for the underrated youth by YUNGBLUD is also very andreil vibes #but not as like a couple but as a duo like #‘hiding all my feelings cause I know that I’m not dreaming’ ANDREW #‘my personality got fucked up by the addedall got called an alien for being myself ain’t got the patience to be someone else’ ANDREW AGAIN #‘if I died would you cry would you come and bury me alive?’ #NEILS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE WHEN HE THINKS HES GONNA DIE #but there is in fact hope for the underrated youth (they’re the underrated youth) #anyway pls tag songs in this #I WILL read every single one and listen accordingly #aftg #tfc #the foxhole court #all for the game #the foxes #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #matt boyd #allison reynolds #dan wilds #renee walker

[enamouredless]

I think the story with will that we are getting is gonna be some mid ass shit like what happened with richie in it chapter 2

#this is whats gonna happen: the painting will be brought up again and the fact that will lied abt it being from el #him and mike are gonna end up fighting really badly and will will still refuse to tell him the truth #el is gonna either start growing apart from mike ir straight up break up with him again #2 year jump begins and his and wills friendship is pretty much destroyed and him and el are still broken up #him not being able to be honest about his feelings will somehow end up making him more of a target for vecna and itll be used against him #???? happens #him and mike end up being honest 2 eachother near the end of the show and will has to accept that mike will never love him the way he wants #mileven gets back together but they've matured a lot in those 2 years so it'll probably feel more real or something #will gets some sort of coming out scene to the entire party thats somehow tied to the supernatural plot that any queer person #within a 10 mile radius is able to tell it would be traumatic as hell #but somehow the straight audience is gonna praise them to hell and back #thinking its the most revolutionary most progressive thing done incinema #everyone ends up going to to prom together with their partners exept for will who ends up alone ❤️ #and he will have to be happy abt it #maybe they'll throw in a random shot of him looking at a boy that makes ppl think he moved on #gay rights!!!!🏳️‍🌈💅🌈

[kelin-is-writing]

i have complex feelings about hawks like.....fanon? twist the character so he's not himself anymore? yeah sure love the guy. Canon???? Hate the mother fucker. Despise him. I LOVE hearing you talk shit about his nasty ass.

i honestly don’t care what peoples do with him in fanon, that’s up to them.

BUT in canon??? ohh in canon this bitch can get killed off and end up to hell, for as much as i care ☺❤

happy that me talking shit about that nasty birdshit face gives you a good time 😘

#kelin responds #kelin talks #i'll be dancing and throwing a party the day this scumbag and the other scumbag will die #y'all are invited at the party btw ❤ #no cause not only he has a shitty personality that makes me want to slap his ugly face but he's also an endeavor support like– #now can he like– pick only ONE (1) of these as his worst personal traits cause otherwise this is very 💀 #and don't make me start on about his manipulative ass lmfao #when a villain is manipulative everyone is like 'bOoHoO tHeY'rE tHe WoRsT sCuMbAgS eVeR' but when pro-herhoes do the same it's cricket 💀 #pretty hypocritical if you ask me but i don't think this fandom is ready for that talk yet so yeah

[vodka-and-ocs]

the ranger had another stupid idea

#okay so we had to avoid a certain order of knights at all costs bc they consider him an heretic #wizard ran into them while ranger was hidden nearby. said they could accompany her back to the village bc she got lost (was spying) #she was in NO DANGER IN THE SLIGHTEST she was gonna go to the village and then come back once the knights left #ranger decided to throw a fog cloud and start attacking the knights for like no reason like wizard would have gone to the village- #-and come back real quick no problem #the heretic ranger is now surrounded and trying to fight the knights instead of just leaving them alone. #AND ALSO. WE ALREADY HAD TO GET HIM OUT OF JAIL ONCE BECAUSE HE ATTACKED A FORT WHILE TRYING TO SPY ON IT #my poor paladin (former member of that knights order oops) has to deal with so much shit. god #literally no one in the party is gonna help the ranger now ahjfhjf the wizard had no warning and thought she was being abducted when the- #-ranger tried to run with her #other party members just heard the wizard screaming for help #he's already pulled this sort of shit once and we barely got him out #this is currently ongoing btw my paladin is not stealthy so she was not nearby to take party in all this- just hearing trouble up ahead #dnd meme #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kqluckity]

okay i have a pale vriskat humanstuck au idea but I'll maybe share it in the morning if I still feel like it or maybe I'll put it in the tags of this here post idk

#okay I'm putting it here and maybe I'll delete it tomorrow but if I don't share this I won't be able to sleep and I need to wake up at 4:30 #so basically #vriska and karkat are best friends but refuse to acknowledge it but like. they are #they have friendship bracelets (made at summer camp) and also are basically the first person they both came out to #it was at a slumber party they had to be at because their older siblings were there etc etc #basically they accidentally came out and bonded A LOT because of that and karkat was the first person Vriska told she was trans too #this whole idea came to me because I thought it'd be pretty funny if these two called each other + #dyke and fag on the regular tbh #like straight up that's how they are saved on their phones #vriska is ''second worst dyke I've ever met'' and takes great offense in being 2nd (he knows that's why he put it there) #and karkat is saved ''fag of my heart <3'' which makes dave super jealous when he learns it because he also wants to be called that #+ by someone (by rose) #also i have other ideas like how once karkat beat a guy because he was being awful to vriska behind her back and to kk' #kk's face thinking he would agree. he didn't. only he can be a bitch to vriska #or how they both had a crush on Egbert before either she or Vriska came out (that's why she started calling him fag) #(and because yes he's bi yes he prefers guys shut up) #and THEN they both had a crush on Terezi and it was the first time Vriska ever had a crush on another girl (afask) and was like Oh Shit #then I have this idea about Vriska not feeling worthy of the label lesbian because she's trans and Karkat throwing a Vintage Shitfit when + #she told him that because she's a fucking moron and lesbian is just a word anyway and her being trans does fucking change anything + #and did he mention she's a moron? because she is #OH karkat is trans too in this au #he came out to his family when he was veeeerryyy young so no one really knew him before he started socially transitioning besides + #nepeta and sollux because their parents are sort of in a polycule and kanaya because she's his cousin #anyways at the end of the rant vriska is sort of crying and also sort of shoves him down the stairs #(it wasn't that many. he didn't break anything just his ego got bruised) #okay no yeah this is all I have to say #if this accidentally ends in a main tag and someone who sees this wants to send me a death threat for having used the words + #fag and dyke please at least be creative with them I have anon on mwah #hs

[train-inthedistance]

fathers will really go ahead and never apologize or even explain and then have the nerve to spam you with 3am sentimental ‘you used to be my fav no1 babygirl😭’ cringe messages

#the way he will perpetuate this image of me and keeps sending me these pics and videos from a time where I felt insanely badly and #uncomfortable around him and throws himself a big pity party getting his fucking friends to email me like ?! and then #the fact that at the same time he doesn’t even respect me and instead told my mum (!) me and my brother should start behaving like grownups #and it was time we snapped out of it and 5 years of no contact we’re starting to be ridiculous……..this fucking clown. the #man has never even began to reflect his part on all of it. like sorry to tell you but um maybe if your kids don’t talkt to you anymore #there IS something to it like. just some food for thought #sorry for the rant im just so mad right now lol what clown #there are so many spelling and grammar mistakes in this lol it’s lit 5:40am sorry but you’ll get the gist of it ig #me #do ask to tag if you need me to!<3